Things a straight man shouldn't do...

lol ain't nothing complex about no man.
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Oh you have no idea the thoughts that run through my head...especially on men...mainly because there is this one that I find so completely infuriatingly complex, but yet so simple. I don't question his sexuality but some of the stuff ya'll putting in the thread :smh: It got me to thinking how a man's mind works... :confused:

Mel, don't take this too seriously. If you have a specific question you better ask it. Going by some of the random stuff we've thrown in here will confuse you.

lol ain't nothing complex about no man.

Not really and not if you pay attention. The problem is most women don't pay attention.
 
lol ain't nothing complex about no man.

Man...you trippin

Mel, don't take this too seriously. If you have a specific question you better ask it. Going by some of the random stuff we've thrown in here will confuse you.



Not really and not if you pay attention. The problem is most women don't pay attention.

WE know it's a lot of bullshit that goes on in this place, (I mean the main board mostly), but I like to look at the whole picture, not just applying to one instance.

I'm just saying some of the stuff that's flying around here...makes me feel...funny.

We usually aren't. Feed us, fuck us and don't move our shit to where we can't find it and we be good. :D

:lol:
 
I have a gay homeboy that works in the fashion industry and he sent me some of the things on his wish list and I just started laughing because shouldn't no straight man carry a wristlet or wear a fanny pack...

Here are the pictures...Oh and I'm sure the next time I'm in NYC and we hang out he'll have one of the 2 smh

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This is a rule that even I used to live by. If it can't fit in my pockets / coat, I don't need it. No man needs a wristlet. Even if dude was gay, what the hell going in there that can't go in his pants?

I had to force myself to start carrying a purse after I started working. Folks still think I'm carrying around my kids toys cause I pull out a DS. :hmm:
 
I really wish I could find a picture of it, and I love my Korean dramas, but these thin shirts they be wearing be killing me.

 
And sometime learn to leave us alone. Let a pimp get a minute in the door and let the Michelob Light sink in, then talk.

or cold frosty Lowenbrau or a Sam Adams. :yes:

A straight man should never say he's "tingly inside".

I'm trying to understand why a man can't express his feelings if that's what he's feeling? I'm sure if his lady would love to hear her man say he felt "tingly inside."

:smh: We men can't win no matter what. Damned if we do damned if we don't. Men are told we don't express our true feelings. Then when we do here's someone saying, "a straight man shouldn't say that." Please explain to me why? Last time I checked we men have feelings too. An if "tingly inside" is it so be it.
 
I'm trying to understand why a man can't express his feelings if that's what he's feeling? I'm sure if his lady would love to hear her man say he felt "tingly inside."

:smh: We men can't win no matter what. Damned if we do damned if we don't. Men are told we don't express our true feelings. Then when we do here's someone saying, "a straight man shouldn't say that." Please explain to me why? Last time I checked we men have feelings too. An if "tingly inside" is it so be it.

You can feel as tingly as you want boo. ;) TINGLE AWAY!

heh
 
This is a rule that even I used to live by. If it can't fit in my pockets / coat, I don't need it. No man needs a wristlet. Even if dude was gay, what the hell going in there that can't go in his pants?

I had to force myself to start carrying a purse after I started working. Folks still think I'm carrying around my kids toys cause I pull out a DS. :hmm:

Wallet
Cellphone
Keys
Mints

That is all
 
You can feel as tingly as you want boo. ;) TINGLE AWAY!

heh

The right person will always make you feel special. That feeling can emerge in many forms. Such ass erections just from her entering the room. To when a woman gets that warm flush and the moisture suddenly starts dripping from the vagina. :yes:

Trust me I hope and pray that "tingle" exist for me and everyone in my life. IMO its something we all should feel (have felt) when with special someone. We men should never have to bite our tongues in expressing our feelings towards our women. A woman never tires of hearing she's loved and appreciated.

If a man can't or never feels it or can't say it there's a problem If your not feeling it there's a problem, boo.
 
I figured you not for the tingling type. But you know...some brothers just feel they have to EXPRESS THEYSELVESSS. *Strike a Pose*

And TINGLE!

yea no tingling for me EVER








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The right person will always make you feel special. That feeling can emerge in many forms. Such ass erections just from her entering the room. To when a woman gets that warm flush and the moisture suddenly starts dripping from the vagina. :yes:

Trust me I hope and pray that "tingle" exist for me and everyone in my life. IMO its something we all should feel (have felt) when with special someone. We men should never have to bite our tongues in expressing our feelings towards our women. A woman never tires of hearing she's loved and appreciated.

If a man can't or never feels it or can't say it there's a problem If your not feeling it there's a problem, boo.

homie chill, this thread is lighthearted fun. check my posts in here
 
Know what a duvet cover is (without having to look it up). Have stripes and/or designs on his comforter. Have a skirt, or whatever it's called, around the bottom of his bed. Nor should he have more than two pillows on his bed.

A straight man also should not drink wine coolers or zinfandel wine.
 
Know what a duvet cover is (without having to look it up). Have stripes and/or designs on his comforter. Have a skirt, or whatever it's called, around the bottom of his bed. Nor should he have more than two pillows on his bed.

A straight man also should not drink wine coolers or zinfandel wine.

lol I laughed. lol
 
Know what a duvet cover is (without having to look it up). Have stripes and/or designs on his comforter. Have a skirt, or whatever it's called, around the bottom of his bed. Nor should he have more than two pillows on his bed.



Damn it!:angry:

I just want my bedroom to look nice dude. I mean damn.
 
Damn it!:angry:

I just want my bedroom to look nice dude. I mean damn.

:lol: Damn these folks are hardcore! I guess they sleep on bricks under one solid color sheet, no cats, no curtains, one pair of shoes, and scratchy ass socks. Sounds like a Siberian prison! Shit in some prisons they let you have a cat but not real ninjas on bgol. :smh:
 
:lol: Damn these folks are hardcore! I guess they sleep on bricks under one solid color sheet, no cats, no curtains, one pair of shoes, and scratchy ass socks. Sounds like a Siberian prison! Shit in some prisons they let you have a cat but not real ninjas on bgol. :smh:

one suit
1 pair of tennis shoes
1 pair of boots
1 pair of dress shoes

no gloves for style only for work
2 pillows 1 without a pillow case
no designer sheets unless a family member made em for you
1 pack of gray 3 striped socks per month (any variation of red black and blue is acceptable) Ones that come with the bright green or yellow are to be returned to the store immediately
no dress socks wear a pair of the gray ones.
no cats unless it is a tiger or lion, and if it is it has to be grown when you purchase it
the only thing that should smell fruity in your house is actual fruit in your refrigerator
no banana's
no candles in your house
just 2 flashlights and 1 of them needs to require at least size d or above batteries
no aaa batteries for the flashlight.
 
one suit
1 pair of tennis shoes
1 pair of boots
1 pair of dress shoes

no gloves for style only for work
2 pillows 1 without a pillow case
no designer sheets unless a family member made em for you
1 pack of gray 3 striped socks per month (any variation of red black and blue is acceptable) Ones that come with the bright green or yellow are to be returned to the store immediately
no dress socks wear a pair of the gray ones.
no cats unless it is a tiger or lion, and if it is it has to be grown when you purchase it
the only thing that should smell fruity in your house is actual fruit in your refrigerator
no banana's
no candles in your house
just 2 flashlights and 1 of them needs to require at least size d or above batteries
no aaa batteries for the flashlight.

man I'm sorry but I am and have broken all of those rules.
 
:lol: Damn these folks are hardcore! I guess they sleep on bricks under one solid color sheet, no cats, no curtains, one pair of shoes, and scratchy ass socks. Sounds like a Siberian prison! Shit in some prisons they let you have a cat but not real ninjas on bgol. :smh:

I just bought a queen platform bed. I own two sets of queen sheets, that I was happy with, and never really thought about, but they don't cover my new mattress all the way. So I decided I needed to buy some new bedding.

I tried to go online to purchase some new stuff but I didn't, and don't, understand what half the stuff in the bedding section is. I had to go to wikipedia to find out what a duvet cover is. I still don't understand it all the way--I mean does it connect to the comforter? I still don't know what damn pillow insert is. And WTF is a coverlet? Moreover, what the hell is a damn pillow sham? All of it just made me mad.

So then I'm like fuck it. I'll just buy a big a comforter. Almost every comforter I saw had designs and patterns. What ever happened to comforters with solid colors? And when I say solid colors I mean beige, or brown, or something like that. Not bright red, purple, or fuchsia.

I'm sitting in my bedroom, now, looking at the side of my mattress disgusted. Men should not have to buy bedding.
 
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