lots of truth in this thread and i stand by majority of what i said
fuck it
fuck it
Things a straight man shouldn't do...
- Thread starter WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff
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amen
should never start a sentence with "so i was watching single ladies and...."
I have a cat......love'em.... easy to maintain.... dont have to walk it...& it doesnt require the same amount of attention.
MY WORK / CAREER:
make up artist - i have a mac discount card..... i frequently ball out @ the pro mac store often...i also have a full set of mac make up brushes as well....( $$$ )
i do women make up better than they do it for themselves....
i have a full set of kazuri curling irons.... & oven & stand.... im a master stylist.... have been one for more than 15 yrs... i make good money servicing women....... also get a ton of pussy doing womens hair......
i have 4 hot wax machines..... i wax eyebrows, legs, lips, chins, tits, & pussies...... i make even better money doing this & get waaaaaaay more pussy.... i arch brows better than most women could ever.....
i have tons of make up in my house all over the place..... women are not allowed to fuck wit it ever!!!!!!!
i also teach elementary school.....
i get manicures & pedicures.... appearance is everything in my line of work + it feels good....
all of my clothes match......
i wear pink shirts.....
i have just as many pairs of sneakers as shoes..... i keep them all in the box... in the closet wit shoe trees in them....
i cook better than most of the women that ive ever dated... ( used to own a catering business)
i clean... my own home.....
dont allow women to cook for me too often....
im not gay..... & have never felt gay...... niggz co sign gay shit / homosexuality / lesbianism when they knowingly marry gay women that lie to themselves & the rest of the world when they call themselves bisexual...
thats gay & hypercritical... how you dont like gay people but love ya "bisexual" wife... she's gay / lesbian..
mufukkas kill me!!!!!!!
MY WORK / CAREER:
make up artist - i have a mac discount card..... i frequently ball out @ the pro mac store often...i also have a full set of mac make up brushes as well....( $$$ )
i do women make up better than they do it for themselves....i have a full set of kazuri curling irons.... & oven & stand.... im a master stylist.... have been one for more than 15 yrs... i make good money servicing women....... also get a ton of pussy doing womens hair......
i have 4 hot wax machines..... i wax eyebrows, legs, lips, chins, tits, & pussies...... i make even better money doing this & get waaaaaaay more pussy....
i arch brows better than most women could ever.....i have tons of make up in my house all over the place..... women are not allowed to fuck wit it ever!!!!!!!
i also teach elementary school.....
i get manicures & pedicures.... appearance is everything in my line of work + it feels good....
all of my clothes match......
i wear pink shirts.....
i have just as many pairs of sneakers as shoes..... i keep them all in the box... in the closet wit shoe trees in them....
i cook better than most of the women that ive ever dated... ( used to own a catering business)
i clean... my own home.....
dont allow women to cook for me too often....
im not gay..... & have never felt gay...... niggz co sign gay shit / homosexuality / lesbianism when they knowingly marry gay women that lie to themselves & the rest of the world when they call themselves bisexual...
thats gay & hypercritical... how you dont like gay people but love ya "bisexual" wife... she's gay / lesbian..mufukkas kill me!!!!!!!
WOW @ the brutal honesty and explicit truthfulness of this statement.
Chuuch on the move!
I have a cat......love'em.... easy to maintain.... dont have to walk it...& it doesnt require the same amount of attention.
MY WORK / CAREER:
make up artist - i have a mac discount card..... i frequently ball out @ the pro mac store often...i also have a full set of mac make up brushes as well....( $$$ )
i have a full set of kazuri curling irons.... & oven & stand.... im a master stylist.... have been one for more than 15 yrs... i make good money servicing women....... also get a ton of pussy doing womens hair......
i have 4 hot wax machines..... i wax eyebrows, legs, lips, chins, tits, & pussies...... i make even better money doing this & get waaaaaaay more pussy....
i have tons of make up in my house all over the place..... women are not allowed to fuck wit it ever!!!!!!!
i also teach elementary school.....
i get manicures & pedicures.... appearance is everything in my line of work + it feels good....
all of my clothes match......
i wear pink shirts.....
i have just as many pairs of sneakers as shoes..... i keep them all in the box... in the closet wit shoe trees in them....
i cook better than most of the women that ive ever dated... ( used to own a catering business)
i clean... my own home.....
dont allow women to cook for me too often....
im not gay..... & have never felt gay...... niggz co sign gay shit / homosexuality / lesbianism when they knowingly marry gay women that lie to themselves & the rest of the world when they call themselves bisexual...
mufukkas kill me!!!!!!!
The sooner a guy becomes aware of his homosexuality and becomes oK with it. The better off he'll be mentally. Spiritually.
Goodness gracious
what does that have to do with my talent & skill for doing hair , make-up, eyebrows, & to be able to cut hair???? i make a living fukin wit women all day long...... + i teach elementary school..... guess only gay black men teach kids too huh???... only in your confused + sized lesbian world....oops i mean bisexual bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaa
you cant possibly be saying the kind of work you do means your gay
most homos want straight people to be homos just like them... confused social-sexual deviants / misfits are always looking for company.....cause its lonely in the closet where they belong....
what does that have to do with my talent & skill for doing hair , make-up, eyebrows, & to be able to cut hair???? i make a living fukin wit women all day long...... + i teach elementary school..... guess only gay black men teach kids too huh???... only in your confused + sized lesbian world....oops i mean bisexual bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaa
you cant possibly be saying the kind of work you do means your gay
"Just look at my outfit...it's made of laffy taffy nigga! I'm a part time stripper AND i do hair!"
Usually your kind become alcohalics, with your pretty boy toys on the side tucked off somewhere. IF you can get over the self loathing. You create a little pocket area where you can be yourself.
I'm willing to bet dollars to donuts you've got more gay porn on your computer than Siegfried AND Roy.
Or you'll kill yourself with a note addressed to your fam about how you just couldn't live the lie anymore.
Seen guys exactly like you 60x's over.
We gotta talk. I got a project I might need your help on.
Uh...what he said.
veruca's my girl
go get em!
straight men shouldn't not try and see what melonpecan looks like
go get em!
straight men shouldn't not try and see what melonpecan looks like
Just look at my outfit...it's made of laffy taffy nigga
i dont fuck wit laffy taffy nigga.... shit is made wit pork...& although i have quite a few stripper clients..... i dont fuck wit stripper bitches / whores..... if you sell your body..... clap ya ass cheeks for a living...... IF YOU THINK THATS A TALENT / SKILL THAT IS HONORABLE...
IF YOU GOTTA GET A JOB DOING HAIR PART TIME THEN YOU PROBABLY NEED TO GIVE UP STRIPPIN.... KEEP YA CHUNKY ASS IN THE SALON...IJS... ( STRIPPER / PART TIME STYLIST = LOOSER PU PUTT BIIIIYYAAAACH )
You create a little pocket area where you can be yourself.
AHHHHHHHHHH NO... im involved in quite a few community activities tied to the school system / church & my lodge... im very very well known / respected in my community & outside of my community...
I'm willing to bet dollars to donuts you've got more gay porn on your computer than Siegfried AND Roy.
you'd be outta money & donuts...... i dont like gay porn.... you got me confused with the man that lives in your home..
... i dont care for dyke porn either.... its all gay porn.... i dont even have porn on my pc.... i dont ewven fuck wit bgol for the porn.... there is soooooooo much more here... yes i did create the ghetto gaggers social group.... ( damn... you keep rackin up L's with your perceptions......)+ porn takes up a hell of a lot of space & after a while ... the shit get pretty boring.... i find the news, music, software, movies, & job info much more worth while...Or you'll kill yourself with a note addressed to your fam about how you just couldn't live the lie anymore.
probably not again..... that sounds like some thing you tried to do or should have thought about doing... it would actually be nice if all gay people took the time to kill themselves.... that would do wonders for the population reduction program... i said it once & i'll say it again..... i shot for each... right in the center of the forehead... a aids death would be to costly.. see im NORMAL....im a breeder... not gay now... not ever.... all fags, queers, dykes, lezbos always seem to want company ..... sort of like misery..... they always seek to classify people that speak out against their CHOICE to lick, suck, & fuck members of the same sex..... as people that like them but in denial..... this is a crafty way to prevent people for speaking out against faggotry.... ie tracy morgan....
Seen guys exactly like you 60x's over.....
again no you havent...... all you know about me is what i post.... & more than anything all you really know is that i think homos.... lesbians & gay men are worthy of death & or every indignity that they could or would every suffer in the process of trying to live life... that gay marriage should be a federal crime, & that gay people adopting children should be a crime..... please dont compare me to the men in your life.... there is a huge difference between a real man & a faggot.... you know a bunch of faggots....youone yourself... so...your pov or attempt to put me in the box with them is kinda funny to me.... but nice try i guess...
"my kind"....Usually your kind become alcohalics........
im not big on drinking... a 6 pack of beer can last for almost 2 maybe 3 months in my house.... i dont like hard liquor @ all...the self loathing......
probably NOTTTT... i have grate self esteem / self worth.... if i beat myself up about anything its usually work / education related....
oh........... & i dont have any boy toys..... im dating.... women that dont like women..... 1 person in particular.. but every now & then i get a pussy offer & depending on who it is .... i may or may not take them up on their offer.... & there is no need for me to hide them....
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We gotta talk. I got a project I might need your help on.
Uh...what he said.
You know where to find me.
And what pics? In my thread? I'm sporadic.
Yessum. Bring your expertise with you.
Still no message from you....
Work was bad today...let me get settled.
???
What was this about again? I find it manly to workout, or great if a dude got nice clothes...I don't care if your clothes look better than mine - statements like that are irrelevant unless we wearing the exact same thing.
I'm confused?
what happened?
I don't go to that place anymore. lol You shoulda stayed where you had me. And told me what you wanted.
It was messing up. If I can get it to revert back to the old one it might work.
Kay...uh...
*whispers
I can do that?
goito post.
click editb then
select delete dial
then delete button
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I find it funny that you have 2 posts....and 1 of them is here....In THIS thread. Not about vagina. Or some sexy booties somewhere.
No. Of 2 posts. You decide to post here to show your laffy taffy car.
I find it funny that you have 2 posts....and 1 of them is here....In THIS thread. Not about vagina. Or some sexy booties somewhere.
No. Of 2 posts. You decide to post here to show your laffy taffy car.
