Things a straight man shouldn't do...

[Upgrade Dave]

Sagging pants. Not that...not the old folks reasons. Nah. I don't like them because i saw this guy get into a fight with another 1 and the other guy stepped in and stepped on the sag part of the pants. And just pummeled the saggy pants guy.

Doesn't make any sense.

lol U buggin. 9.5? What's wrong with 13's?

Yeah, she's going to have to explain this to me. Melon has my full atttention.

LOL

Too big...Looks like an abnormality.

I want to be offended but I can't.
Me and some friends were talking and I noticed the size of my boy's shoes. I asked him in my own fashion, "Gatdamn boy, what size is yo fucking feet?" His answer? 13. My very words were "So that's what my feet look like to other people?". The friends around us at the time all said "Yes."
So I guess 13 can look a little big but 8, melon? On a grown man? My son is 13 and wears a 9 and a half. You must like short men.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

She does like asians. So... stands to reason i guess. i wonder is 8 the normal size for asians?

 

[melonpecan]

not if you're over 6ft tall like me ahem

Too tall...like my daddy

lol Yeah big feet on a shorter guy i guess would look pretty weird. My husband was 6'3. But then, i never really noticed other men's feet. Not something i ever looked at. I would notice shoes. Shoes often told you about money. How much he had, what he was willing to spend. Never size of feet though.

See that's where this started from. I couldn't see cause I broke my glasses so instead of keeping my head up to see people's faces that I couldn't see I would be able to tell who was who by looking at their shoes. Everyone had a different pair of shoes.

Yeah, she's going to have to explain this to me. Melon has my full atttention.




I want to be offended but I can't.
Me and some friends were talking and I noticed the size of my boy's shoes. I asked him in my own fashion, "Gatdamn boy, what size is yo fucking feet?" His answer? 13. My very words were "So that's what my feet look like to other people?". The friends around us at the time all said "Yes."
So I guess 13 can look a little big but 8, melon? On a grown man? My son is 13 and wears a 9 and a half. You must like short men.

I'm not that tall, or that short. Besides when they stand on their third leg...

She does like asians. So... stands to reason i guess. i wonder is 8 the normal size for asians?

For the record I know a grown man who wears a size 6. And he's shorter than me. And to my knowledge he isn't a dwarf.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Not one of those things makes sense...or was funny. Why did he hold himself back so much?

He wasn't like alot of fruit booty american males out there today. If something didn't serve a purpose and didn't impose male vanity then he wasn't into it. He was simple, direct and most definitely to the point. Straight line type of guy. Efficient. Now on the topic of holding one's self BACK from something. The same could be said for you. Your closed mindedness on things can also be seen as holding one's self back.

Everything we choose NOT to do in our lives can be "holding ourselves back", from any number of opportunities as well as pitfalls.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

...But I love cats! Man, it's nothing like visiting a man and he has a nice,healthy, well- mannered cat. It tells you the man has some compassion and kindness, a sense of responsibility, and is gainfully employed enough to take care of something!

Mr. Iz's awesome cat is half the reason I fell in love with him.

Why can't a brother have more than one pair of shoes lmao?!
Edit: People's responses to this are killing me- lolz!

lol Yeah they kill me too. But cats? Serve no purpose. Can't protect your house and are carriers of lost souls. People who say to me "cats are independent" Blah blah. Yes they are independent. so independent in fact they shouldn't be in my house. They can be independent out there feeding themselves and carrying their lost souls elsewhere.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

I don't know if bisexual women are in postion to define what a real man is, when they themselves are confused with their sex and gender.

I don't know if anyone is. The only confusion i've noticed in them is how to deal with effeminate males who think they're so manly in today's society.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Dang Iron came out the woodwork...


LOL @ mini nuts



There are fishing lodges? I that was just something someone made up!



Hmmm...I really hope extra slim isn't a size I see printed on the tab.





What shouldn't a straight man do? I have no idea. But if I see anything about a straight man, not, kitchen, cookies, and pot in the same sentence we got words!



Oh well thinking back to my high school days a straight man shouldn't ask be blown on the ass hole.


That is all.

Yeah, my uncle in law and his buddies were going on a fishing trip. In Minnesota. A month ago. And 1 of the guys while there on the trip, put cologne on. So they started razzing him about it. Why the hell are you putting on cologne? And it's just us dudes here?

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

SOL is becoming lipstickally?

What's next? Threads about how figure out if your man is gay? or Threads asking for "tea" on male members?

Being that.....i was under the impression, and you yourself also said, SOL was like a "Lounge" area. I'm not sure entirely what that means. I thought it was a message board. And being that there were no specific guidelines on what topics could be posted here, i wasn't aware that i couldn't post this. The mods seem ok with it.

Another thought that comes to mind, being that there are black women cosmetic threads, skin care threads, hair care threads. Lipstick Ally? Isn't that what it already is?

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

I love long hair.I saw two GORGEOUS blasian men at the gym today (brothers) with long, thick, braids down their backs. Beautiful.

Can't do it. My thing against long hair on men is that it goes into the category of "pampering". Men shouldn't appeal to their own vanity. It's a waste of time that could be spent on doing something productive. UNLESS You are a prostitute. Then yes, i say doll yourself up fellas as much as possible. Make that money honey.

Long hair, dreadlocks on guys to me requires maintenance that as a male i just feel that you shouldn't be doing. Sitting up there primping and doing your hair? Man gone. Go somewhere. What the fuschnickens are you trying to be pretty for?

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Alright, now you're on some ol' other shit.

lol Play time is over. Grow up is how i feel. I didn't even like when my husband wore them. Ever. Your childhood is gone and is passed.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Yep to both. Them's is Man Laws.

When were these man laws made? And why are obviously feminine things left off the list?

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Me and CT were discussing my husband and he had alot of -isms. And it got to me to thinking how funny some of them were. and how actually i agreed with alot of them. I know some people will take this the wrong way. Folks are just salty and sensitive that way. But it really is just supposed to be funny. Or provoke some kind of thought, discussion.

Horizontal stripes.Reminds me of little boys. You dress children in stripes. Horizontal stripes. Most women see it this way. The not me's will have their thing to say just to dispute me. But....i gives not a damn.

Men shouldnt' have cats. Already discussed

Silky black socks. Never trust a man wearing silky black socks.Just thought this 1 was funny. Don't know the reasons. lol

Or birds. Men shouldn't have birds.See: Cats.

Straight men shouldn't sing rnb songs. Never thought an rnb guy was straight. Never not once. So when they get caught doing homosexual things i'm never surprised. Even when they're caught overindulging in vagina, because they say i get it when i sing to them. Nope. Not buying it. Overcompensating

take bubble baths by themselves.Feminine move. You sitting there, filling up the tub and making bubbles so you can sit in the tub and caress yourself. Enjoying how soft you are. I'll pass on this dude. You don't have to do that to be clean.

Have unneccasary shoes.These guys with 50 pairs of shoes....never liked that either. Unneccasary.

Drive brightly colored cars.This is 1 of those things that i think of about vanity for males. Its the whole LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION vibe. Why are you as a grown male....seeking attention?

men shouldn't wear red or orange or bright colors in general. "Colors are for chlidren, women and prostitutes."More attention seeking.

Wear skinny jeans.Not a fan of the look. They just look weird.

I don't think men should be vain. I don't think they should be so invested in their looks. There's comfort. And there's vanity. There are things i find decidedly feminine. Of course there are exceptions. But not many in my book.

It all leads to the emasculation of the black man further. By trying to show that these things are ok. I don't find them ok. I don't see Malcolm X rolling around with his hair all prettyfied and his nails and toes all manicured with polish. I don't see Malcolm driving the Lime Green Purple Orange Benz either. I don't see him doing much of anything that says, lemme try to be softer. He was about his business of helping his people and thus did not have time to sit around and primp and preen.

Just some thoughts.

 

[Upgrade Dave]

lol Yeah they kill me too. But cats? Serve no purpose. Can't protect your house and are carriers of lost souls. People who say to me "cats are independent" Blah blah. Yes they are independent. so independent in fact they shouldn't be in my house. They can be independent out there feeding themselves and carrying their lost souls elsewhere.

"Lost souls"?????
You crack me up.
The fact that cats aren't needy of attention and affection is why I like them. It's like a very casual relationship that doesn't need validating every day of the week.

Yeah, my uncle in law and his buddies were going on a fishing trip. In Minnesota. A month ago. And 1 of the guys while there on the trip, put cologne on. So they started razzing him about it. Why the hell are you putting on cologne? And it's just us dudes here?

What was that about?

Can't do it. My thing against long hair on men is that it goes into the category of "pampering". Men shouldn't appeal to their own vanity. It's a waste of time that could be spent on doing something productive. UNLESS You are a prostitute. Then yes, i say doll yourself up fellas as much as possible. Make that money honey.

Long hair, dreadlocks on guys to me requires maintenance that as a male i just feel that you shouldn't be doing. Sitting up there primping and doing your hair? Man gone. Go somewhere. What the fuschnickens are you trying to be pretty for?

I don't think men should be vain. I don't think they should be so invested in their looks. There's comfort. And there's vanity. There are things i find decidedly feminine. Of course there are exceptions. But not many in my book.

It all leads to the emasculation of the black man further. By trying to show that these things are ok. I don't find them ok. I don't see Malcolm X rolling around with his hair all prettyfied and his nails and toes all manicured with polish. I don't see Malcolm driving the Lime Green Purple Orange Benz either. I don't see him doing much of anything that says, lemme try to be softer. He was about his business of helping his people and thus did not have time to sit around and primp and preen.

Just some thoughts.

Guilty. "Vain" is definitely a word that suits me at times. Not to the point of the things you mention (polish on nails?) but I do try to maintain myself at a pretty high level most of the time.

Malcolm didn't do any of that stuff you mentioned but he kept his hair cut and his face nice, whether bearded or not. Most men have a taste of vanity. You've seen the ones that don't and they usually are by themselves. I think a man has to find a comfort level that's not too extreme on either end and that comes with growth and maturity.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

"Lost souls"?????
You crack me up.
The fact that cats aren't needy of attention and affection is why I like them. It's like a very casual relationship that doesn't need validating every day of the week. And they serve no purpose. I've heard that bullcrap they don't need affection blah blah. Lots of things don't need affection and still have purpose. And you know i think men should have purpposeful lives. Removing those cluttered things improve our lives.



What was that about? Bruh i don't know...Unc was telling us and we were cracking up about it.


Guilty. "Vain" is definitely a word that suits me at times. Not to the point of the things you mention (polish on nails?) but I do try to maintain myself at a pretty high level most of the time. Yeah i've seen guys come in and get mani pedi's. Put polish on and everything. Of course these guys always seem to fall into a TYPE as well. And vain guys period fall into a type and all seem to have similar traits. Some variations but for the most part.

Malcolm didn't do any of that stuff you mentioned but he kept his hair cut and his face nice, whether bearded or not. Most men have a taste of vanity. You've seen the ones that don't and they usually are by themselves. I think a man has to find a comfort level that's not too extreme on either end and that comes with growth and maturity.

There is a difference...Between being presentable, clean. And just being EXTRA. I like a guy who is presentable. Clean. Another reason for the not liking dreads, i know all the things that can be and collect in hair. It's not clean to me.

But yeah we can get into how much is too much for me. I feel stick to the essentials. The neccasities. And you're good.

 

[melonpecan]

Yeah, my uncle in law and his buddies were going on a fishing trip. In Minnesota. A month ago. And 1 of the guys while there on the trip, put cologne on. So they started razzing him about it. Why the hell are you putting on cologne? And it's just us dudes here?

Wow...didn't know that...



Hmmm...can a man have a soft ass?



And I'm still not sure about the cat thing. It's better than paying for an exterminator.




Should a straight man not watch porn?

Oh I got a good one : Should a straight man be able to cry on cue?

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Do you think a straight guy should be able to cry on cue? Why would you want 1 too? And screw the cat, i got a chihuahua. They can kill mice too. My Tiggy kills bugs for me and spiders. lol

And you know what? You and your men...stay over there. I'll take my men with their firm bodies and baldies and dark skin, chisled looks over here lol. You keep yours to you with their soft asian selves.

 

[melonpecan]

Do you think a straight guy should be able to cry on cue? Why would you want 1 too? And screw the cat, i got a chihuahua. They can kill mice too. My Tiggy kills bugs for me and spiders. lol

And you know what? You and your men...stay over there. I'll take my men with their firm bodies and baldies and dark skin, chisled looks over here lol. You keep yours to you with their soft asian selves.

Cats are cuter than chihuahuas. Those things so tiny...abnormal.



I like those too

Especially the chiseledness. That's why I like the high cheek bones...which seems to be genetically predisposed in east Asian men...same way all the women bow legged.


I wouldn't want my man to be able to cry on cue...though I have known men that can...


Should a grown man like flowers? Clothes? Making clothes? Can you be a male fashion designer and be straight? Can a straight man be a wedding planner? Can a straight man not be ok with being the flyest dude in teh room? I mean If you ain't the flyest dude in the room is that cool with you? Do you need your shades and wing tips?

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Wow...didn't know that...



Hmmm...can a man have a soft ass?



And I'm still not sure about the cat thing. It's better than paying for an exterminator.




Should a straight man not watch porn?

Oh I got a good one : Should a straight man be able to cry on cue?

straight men BETTER watch porn
if you dont wanna see pussy and titties you aren't straight

actors yes, regular dudes with no ambition for acting no.

last time i shed a tear was when my dad died.
before that when my grandfather died

i can go all the way back to getting whoopings

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Should a grown man like flowers? Clothes? Making clothes? Can you be a male fashion designer and be straight? Can a straight man be a wedding planner? Can a straight man not be ok with being the flyest dude in teh room? I mean If you ain't the flyest dude in the room is that cool with you? Do you need your shades and wing tips?

flowers? to an extent.
clothes, yes
making? sure
fashion designer? iffy but possible
wedding planner? if he's a wedding crasher sure
men care if women are looking, not men

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

I can ...make a case for guys liking flowers. That can be thrown into the whole appreciating beauty. Men can appreciate beauty.

Making dresses? Depends on his motivation for it. That's a creative thing. I can make a concession for that too. Fashion designer. Yeah...Same.

Wedding Planner..........nah. Too gay.

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

And this...straight men should never....just ever do this.

 

[Izayoi]

And this...straight men should never....just ever do this.

Yes, that looks like a reach around waiting to happen.
Nice abs!

 

[melonpecan]

The on the left got a big head but he cute

straight men BETTER watch porn
if you dont wanna see pussy and titties you aren't straight

actors yes, regular dudes with no ambition for acting no.

last time i shed a tear was when my dad died.
before that when my grandfather died

i can go all the way back to getting whoopings

Can you be straight and not watch porn? Or rather not care to watch it?

flowers? to an extent.
clothes, yes
making? sure
fashion designer? iffy but possible
wedding planner? if he's a wedding crasher sure
men care if women are looking, not men

No, I mean just to be fly. Not that anyone is looking, you have be the BEST looking.

I can ...make a case for guys liking flowers. That can be thrown into the whole appreciating beauty. Men can appreciate beauty.

Making dresses? Depends on his motivation for it. That's a creative thing. I can make a concession for that too. Fashion designer. Yeah...Same.

Wedding Planner..........nah. Too gay.

What if you just really good at putting stuff together?


Can straight men have infatuations with other men?

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

If if's and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas. If you're a guy and you want to be a wedding planner....odds are you're gay. I've met male wedding planners and i've never met a straight one. I'll ask the ones i know if they know any lol.

 

[melonpecan]

If if's and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas. If you're a guy and you want to be a wedding planner....odds are you're gay. I've met male wedding planners and i've never met a straight one. I'll ask the ones i know if they know any lol.

Candy and nuts a merry christmas do not make. Though nuts would be in the right direction.


Just wondering. I think i been watching too much david tutera.



OAN im seeing shit again

 

[Upgrade Dave]

And this...straight men should never....just ever do this.

WTF? I can't think of one social, non sports-related activity that two grown men should have their shirts off. Much less hugged up posing for pictures. Uh uh.

Straight men can't have chihuahuas. Nope, can't do it. Get a real dog. Something that can actually bite something bigger than bees.

 

[Upgrade Dave]

Man gone. ?

If if's and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas.

Damn, LI, you are country as hell. Don't try to deny it, game recognizes game and I see you.

 

[onyxfemme]

I love David Tutera!!!!!!!!

Candy and nuts a merry christmas do not make. Though nuts would be in the right direction.


Just wondering. I think i been watching too much david tutera.



OAN im seeing shit again

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Too tall...like my daddy

*nother flirt right here*

Can you be straight and not watch porn? Or rather not care to watch it?

you don't have to be a fiend cause i'm not a fiend. and i don't watch porn ALL the time. but i do watch it, and i do like seeing women's parts. if i can't have them in front of me live, i at least like to look at them in porn.

No, I mean just to be fly. Not that anyone is looking, you have be the BEST looking.

shouldn't care if you look the best compared to anyone. just your best that you can look.

What if you just really good at putting stuff together?

then go for it. doesn't make you gay, and you might get a lot more women since its dominated by women.

Can straight men have infatuations with other men?

No

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

Damn, LI, you are country as hell. Don't try to deny it, game recognizes game and I see you.

lol shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[melonpecan]

I love David Tutera!!!!!!!!

Dude be putting together some good looking parties. I think I just might have a plan to meet this Tutera...

*nother flirt right here*





you don't have to be a fiend cause i'm not a fiend. and i don't watch porn ALL the time. but i do watch it, and i do like seeing women's parts. if i can't have them in front of me live, i at least like to look at them in porn.






shouldn't care if you look the best compared to anyone. just your best that you can look.





then go for it. doesn't make you gay, and you might get a lot more women since its dominated by women.







No

LOL

I have to ask!

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

LOL

I have to ask!

Ask anything you ever wanted to know!

 

[Duece]

lets keep going

 

[melonpecan]

Ask anything you ever wanted to know!

Oh you have no idea the thoughts that run through my head...especially on men...mainly because there is this one that I find so completely infuriatingly complex, but yet so simple. I don't question his sexuality but some of the stuff ya'll putting in the thread It got me to thinking how a man's mind works...

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

lol ain't nothing complex about no man.