The worst experience with a hoe...

[bham_brotha]

One more...but on a bit of a more serious note.

Same college...freshman year. There was this quiet chick in my psych class that everyone had said she was a freak. To make a long story short, one night some dudes on the second floor snook her into the dorm. They had her up in one of the rooms servin up pretty much anyone that wanted to come in there. A couple of dudes I knew went in there, but I didnt because I was dealin with another chick at the time (the same chick I made the thread about not bein about to nut from about).

Everybody was talkin about it in class that Monday...and it was kinda funny at the time because no one really wouldve thought this chick in particular wouldve gotten down like that considering how she acted in public. Well to make a long story short, about a month after that ol girls father got word of her behavior and came to the school and confidentially informed a couple of the dudes that his daughter was HIV positive and suggested that they get tested. Shit was CRAZY because EVERYBODY found out about it some kind of way and they were talking about it all over the yard.

The fucked up thing about it was, there was a GRIP of dudes that had either fucked or gotten sucked by her and there was a sense of panic going around. Soon after she withdrew from school, and a couple of the dudes did also. They pretty much knew whether they had gotten it from her or not they'd NEVER get any play from any females around the town because everybody knew about it. Fucked up thing was had it not been for me fuckin with shorty that im fuckin with now, I probably wouldve went up in that dorm room too.

That shit made me re-evaluate myself and I slowed down in a major way...that was the point that I realized how serious HIV was and how a minor lapse in judgment can pretty much seal your fate. I've never fucked raw since and i'm REAL skeptical about who I even let give me head. I transferred from school there and never found out the results from the dudes I knew that hit it...just hope they came out straight.

 

[Makkonnen]

this is the funniest thread Ive read in a while

This thread tripped me out. I dealt with 2 chicks with stank pussies -one fine stripper class and another jumpoff and I used to bug out cuz I didn't want to put em on blast like they did my nostrils so I made excuses for why I couldn't proceed. I used to feel funny about that shit like I should have just been str8 up "Bitch you fuckin stank". Im LMAO cuz alot of dudes on here didnt blast away either.

That coochie stank aka "dumpster juice" is from bacteria.

 

[thismybgolname]

so I picked up the lamp and was gonna knock the shit out of him and run if he came in there. The door opened and as I cocked back it was her...she said he was in the bathroom takin a shit and she pushed me down the hallway and out the front door.

 

[DonCaesar]

I got one... In my college days, I met this broad... (light skin, long hair... black and spanish... cute face, toungue ring, banging body)

I put game down for like a strong month, (I hate the hoes that try to play the "good girl" role when both of yall know she's slept with more than "3" people) and finally "convinced" her to let me smash...

I get ova to her spot and she's drinking evaclear, so I knew I was about to massage the back of her belly button/rubb her ribs She's laying on the bed, I'm helping her disrobe... I'm touching on her titts and shit... thinking, I hope this broad doesn't "fall in love" with a nigga after I smash... her cat, (the animal) is walking around jumping on shit and what not... I ask to use her bathroom, (which is connecting to her bedroom), and immediately after walking through the door, was like damn, ma needs to change the litter box, this cat smells like a book of struck matches..... I shrug it off and wash my hands and what not, tryin to hurry back to ol girl, laying there looking all sexy and shit... and as the cat walked around the room, I caught a whiff again.... This time it smelled WORSE... along the lines of a grown man shitting in a heated nonventalated bathroom! but hey, ol girl was laying there looking sexy... I jumped outta my pants and shoes... lay on the bed... give her a kiss on the neck and what not... and proceeded to move the drawes to the side and I give her the finger test before I put on the rubber....(thank GOD) Fellaz, her shit smelled like microwaved tuna in a can, raw uncooked chittlenz, a paperfactory, locker room (football after a game), baby throwup, burning tires, and dumpster juice... [BOLD]I promptly, stuck that finer in her mouth, told her I had to wake up early to finish studing for a test... washed my hands and bounced.[/BOLD] Nigga was pissed

About damn time!!!!! When females, hell, ANYBODY is playin around with that kind of shit, you need to fight back. Thats like terrorism!!! Dudes gotta live in fear because the next girl they try to beat with might have a pussy that smells like dooky surprise...give em a "taste" (that nigga did it literally ) of their OWN medicine, I bet money you will shut that shit down FAST!

 

[YoungSinister]

About damn time!!!!! When females, hell, ANYBODY is playin around with that kind of shit, you need to fight back. Thats like terrorism!!! Dudes gotta live in fear because the next girl they try to beat with might have a pussy that smells like dooky surprise...give em a "taste" (that nigga did it literally ) of their OWN medicine, I bet money you will shut that shit down FAST!

@ dooky suprise

 

[DonCaesar]

Actually, I just remembered one...

This was back when I was in middle school (either 7th or 8th grade, can't remember). I was in my YMCA and these 2 fine ass new girls had signed up the day before (I didn't know). So when me an the other fellas saw them, it was like a 2 Milkbones dancin in front of a pack of dogs. The other females we had were OK, but these 2 were on some other level. They were stepsisters and were latinas too. An from day number 1 (O-N-E!), with barely any introductions, these girls let it be known that they were some fuckin flirts/freaks/teases/whatEVA. They made it a routine, daily HABIT of feelin every dude's ass in the room. Now you already know all them cats were spittin game an everythin else except they teeth, an I was right up there with 'em. But I must have been the one comin the most correct, cuz these chicas had promoted me to favorite. An when they'd be makin they rounds on dude's asses, they'd be lingerin on me, talkin dirty in my ear...all I could think about was I gotta hit this. I started makin it a habit to feel 'em back when they grabbed on me, an naturally the other fellas picked up on my lead. Well one day, the finest one (the other one was kinda chubby, an not quite like her sister, but most of ya'll woulda still done her ) switched it up. Instead of my ass, she started grabbin on my dick... I was like . An then she started tellin me how she wanted to fuck in the bathroom an shit...I was just cryin tears of joy mentally an thinking "It's Mr. NaStY TIME!. It was impossible for me to have got her that day, but next day, I tried to take her up on her offer. They got a movie on in the cafeteria, an I'm next to her. So I start rubbin on her an touchin her to get her in the mood. An she feelin me back. When I get to the puss, I can literally FEEL the steam an heat risin off that shit an I'm like . But when I tried to take it further, she started rubbin my dick an said "Aww, your horny aren't you?" I'm thinkin "No shit. I'm not just doin this for community service" But she just cut me off after that. Crossed her legs, denyin a nigga access. I didn't want to sound like a bitch, so I didn't say nuthin, but I was cryin in my head .

You probably wonderin where the bad part is, but HERE is where the shit gets sour.

THE NEXT DAY, I walk into the Y, and my counselor pulls me aside and with the serious face on tells me she wants to know what happened with me an Armenta yesterday...I'm like "What is she talking about? There's no way she knows about that." I just pull the retard card and ask her what she's talking about. Turns out this heffer told her dad that I MOLESTED HER I was very aware of my race at the time and got scared to fucking death, thinkin that her pop's was gonna call up the Klan an start a Spanish branch just for my ass. But then I got mad. I'm thinkin if this bitch is gonna try me an do me dirty like that, well then fuck the chivalry, it's on. I told my counselor I didn't know WHAT the heck she was talkin about. That broad tried to push the issue, so when my counselor tried to get me suspended, I told her that the girl was "unchaste" and related to her how she be feelin on the guys an that she was mad that I turned her down. After askin the other guys if she ever felt them, all the ones she asked said yes, so the shit ended up blowin up in HER face.

Like Bell Biv Devoe sadi, "You can't trust a big butt and a smile"

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

Actually, I just remembered one...

This was back when I was in middle school (either 7th or 8th grade, can't remember). I was in my YMCA and these 2 fine ass new girls had signed up the day before (I didn't know). So when me an the other fellas saw them, it was like a 2 Milkbones dancin in front of a pack of dogs. The other females we had were OK, but these 2 were on some other level. They were stepsisters and were latinas too. An from day number 1 (O-N-E!), with barely any introductions, these girls let it be known that they were some fuckin flirts/freaks/teases/whatEVA. They made it a routine, daily HABIT of feelin every dude's ass in the room. Now you already know all them cats were spittin game an everythin else except they teeth, an I was right up there with 'em. But I must have been the one comin the most correct, cuz these chicas had promoted me to favorite. An when they'd be makin they rounds on dude's asses, they'd be lingerin on me, talkin dirty in my ear...all I could think about was I gotta hit this. I started makin it a habit to feel 'em back when they grabbed on me, an naturally the other fellas picked up on my lead. Well one day, the finest one (the other one was kinda chubby, an not quite like her sister, but most of ya'll woulda still done her ) switched it up. Instead of my ass, she started grabbin on my dick... I was like . An then she started tellin me how she wanted to fuck in the bathroom an shit...I was just cryin tears of joy mentally an thinking "It's Mr. NaStY TIME!. It was impossible for me to have got her that day, but next day, I tried to take her up on her offer. They got a movie on in the cafeteria, an I'm next to her. So I start rubbin on her an touchin her to get her in the mood. An she feelin me back. When I get to the puss, I can literally FEEL the steam an heat risin off that shit an I'm like . But when I tried to take it further, she started rubbin my dick an said "Aww, your horny aren't you?" I'm thinkin "No shit. I'm not just doin this for community service" But she just cut me off after that. Crossed her legs, denyin a nigga access. I didn't want to sound like a bitch, so I didn't say nuthin, but I was cryin in my head .

You probably wonderin where the bad part is, but HERE is where the shit gets sour.

THE NEXT DAY, I walk into the Y, and my counselor pulls me aside and with the serious face on tells me she wants to know what happened with me an Armenta yesterday...I'm like "What is she talking about? There's no way she knows about that." I just pull the retard card and ask her what she's talking about. Turns out this heffer told her dad that I MOLESTED HER I was very aware of my race at the time and got scared to fucking death, thinkin that her pop's was gonna call up the Klan an start a Spanish branch just for my ass. But then I got mad. I'm thinkin if this bitch is gonna try me an do me dirty like that, well then fuck the chivalry, it's on. I told my counselor I didn't know WHAT the heck she was talkin about. That broad tried to push the issue, so when my counselor tried to get me suspended, I told her that the girl was "unchaste" and related to her how she be feelin on the guys an that she was mad that I turned her down. After askin the other guys if she ever felt them, all the ones she asked said yes, so the shit ended up blowin up in HER face.

Like Bell Biv Devoe sadi, "You can't trust a big butt and a smile"

they were liable to do that to the wrong person and end up in a dumpster somwhere w/ their throats slit ear to ear

 

[The Dark Mind]

Man... these stories are HORRIBLE!

Funny... but horrible!

The real title of this post should be "Shit to avoid".

 

[kdogg3270]

This thread should be sticked, framed in gold, and hung up on a wall somewhere. Cause this is some of the funniest shit in history right here. Classic BGOL.

 

[thismybgolname]

This thread should be sticked, framed in gold, and hung up on a wall somewhere. Cause this is some of the funniest shit in history right here. Classic BGOL.

I forgot about this thread but I agreen with everything you said.

 

[Pussy Krook]

Actually, I just remembered one...

This was back when I was in middle school (either 7th or 8th grade, can't remember). I was in my YMCA and these 2 fine ass new girls had signed up the day before (I didn't know). So when me an the other fellas saw them, it was like a 2 Milkbones dancin in front of a pack of dogs. The other females we had were OK, but these 2 were on some other level. They were stepsisters and were latinas too. An from day number 1 (O-N-E!), with barely any introductions, these girls let it be known that they were some fuckin flirts/freaks/teases/whatEVA. They made it a routine, daily HABIT of feelin every dude's ass in the room. Now you already know all them cats were spittin game an everythin else except they teeth, an I was right up there with 'em. But I must have been the one comin the most correct, cuz these chicas had promoted me to favorite. An when they'd be makin they rounds on dude's asses, they'd be lingerin on me, talkin dirty in my ear...all I could think about was I gotta hit this. I started makin it a habit to feel 'em back when they grabbed on me, an naturally the other fellas picked up on my lead. Well one day, the finest one (the other one was kinda chubby, an not quite like her sister, but most of ya'll woulda still done her ) switched it up. Instead of my ass, she started grabbin on my dick... I was like . An then she started tellin me how she wanted to fuck in the bathroom an shit...I was just cryin tears of joy mentally an thinking "It's Mr. NaStY TIME!. It was impossible for me to have got her that day, but next day, I tried to take her up on her offer. They got a movie on in the cafeteria, an I'm next to her. So I start rubbin on her an touchin her to get her in the mood. An she feelin me back. When I get to the puss, I can literally FEEL the steam an heat risin off that shit an I'm like . But when I tried to take it further, she started rubbin my dick an said "Aww, your horny aren't you?" I'm thinkin "No shit. I'm not just doin this for community service" But she just cut me off after that. Crossed her legs, denyin a nigga access. I didn't want to sound like a bitch, so I didn't say nuthin, but I was cryin in my head .

You probably wonderin where the bad part is, but HERE is where the shit gets sour.

THE NEXT DAY, I walk into the Y, and my counselor pulls me aside and with the serious face on tells me she wants to know what happened with me an Armenta yesterday...I'm like "What is she talking about? There's no way she knows about that." I just pull the retard card and ask her what she's talking about. Turns out this heffer told her dad that I MOLESTED HER I was very aware of my race at the time and got scared to fucking death, thinkin that her pop's was gonna call up the Klan an start a Spanish branch just for my ass. But then I got mad. I'm thinkin if this bitch is gonna try me an do me dirty like that, well then fuck the chivalry, it's on. I told my counselor I didn't know WHAT the heck she was talkin about. That broad tried to push the issue, so when my counselor tried to get me suspended, I told her that the girl was "unchaste" and related to her how she be feelin on the guys an that she was mad that I turned her down. After askin the other guys if she ever felt them, all the ones she asked said yes, so the shit ended up blowin up in HER face.

Like Bell Biv Devoe sadi, "You can't trust a big butt and a smile"

Fucking Mexicans!

 

[pking]

Got One A Couple Years Ago Actually 6 Years Ago When I Met My Babys Mother Slash My Fiance Now Ended Up Fucking And I Had Been Pleading With Her To Let Me Cum In Her Mouth We Were Trying New Shit Often And Begged Her For 6 Months To Let Me Do It So Finally The Time Came Skeeted In Her Mouth And She Pretended To Swallow A Couple Seconds Went By And She Kissed Me And Spit The Cum In My Mouth And Laughed So The Next Day When I Was Released From County Jail For Atempted Murder We Got Back Together And Been With Her Ever Since.

does she take it in the mouth still?????????

 

[O.G BAMM]

I'm working in this bank in New York, relocate to Bmore. my boy from the bank wants me to hook up with one of his friends who happened to be a med school doctor at Johns Hopkins in Bmore, I'm like cool, gets the number, give her a call, she sounds good as shit over the phone. We make a date... too smart to let her come to my crib first, so I go visit her. THis was the NASTIEST crib I had ever seen in my life!!!! She had a cat, motherfucking cat went wherever it pleased; litter boxes filled with shit everywhere, dimmmed lights, roaches and shit all over the place.... then she had the nerve to ask me if I wanted something to eat????
She had that old deodorant smell, the kind of smell you smell after your shit been sitting in the laundry basket for a while after its been in a good gym workout, and its ready for a good washing; only problem was that she still was wearing it. I was looking for the first opportunity to roll the fuck out of that nasty ass house!!! Finally made some lame excuse to roll out, gets to the car, all I could do was to shake all my shit out to make sure I didn't have any roaches on me, it was terrible!

Yo i gotta can of "Raid" and a shovel,can I get her number?lol

 

[primal.primus]

man heres my funny ass fucked up story

It was 1994, I had just met this fine bitch in the supermarket. She was 22 years old, petite, with some big ass hips and a flat ass stomach. So I really wanted to fuck this broad. I would take her to dinner and shit like that, desperately trying to get that ass. Anyways one night I took her to Dinner at Ponderosa. Ponderosa was the shit back then. She whispers that tonight is the night, its a fuckin rainstorm outside, and that lightening and thunder makes her horny. Im like bet. Im about to finally fuck this bitch. We get to her crib and head straight to her bedroom. Its about 9pm. Niggah 9:05 im in the guts. Niggah 9:10 it happens. I hear an old lady scream" OLE JESUS, THE DEVIL IS A LIE." Next thing you know, WACK WACK WACK! This old bitch is hitting me with a metal umbrella. The bitch im fuckin is yelling, Madea Stop, Madea Stop! Fuck man that shit hurt like hell, so I bounce out the bed, hard dick an all, and grab the umbrella out of the old ladies hand. I grab the shit and the old lady falls. The bitch screams and says I hit her grandmother...She jumps on my back. which is pouring with blood and starts to choke a niggah. The bitch is crying biting me and shit. So I slung the dumb bitch off me. It dark and I dont know the house that well. Im looking for my jeans, stub my toe, and then I fall in pain. But the adrenaline is going. I hear granny yelling how she has to find her rifle, so im like fuck. I finally grabbed my jeans and ran outside to my car. I heard them yelling all kinds of shit at me, but I really couldnt decode it. I went to the hospital since my shoulder was on fire. The old bitch put in some work. I needed 19 fuckin stiches. Hell I can still see the scar today. Both of those bitches moved about a year later. Man my boys still clown me when I tell this story.

mercy....i know them typa grandmas...lolololol.....jokes

 

[Archonic Monk]

Aight So I am Slaying this Asian Broad on the Low. I go to her Crib turn off the lights and get it in. I mean I am repping for an entire race here. I fingering her Slapping her ass Flipping her into all type of positions. So Im about to Nut I take off The Condom and bust in her mouth. So I turn on the lights to get dressed and.............Its a CRIME SCENE. I never Seen anything Like it. Blood on my Ands Blood on Her Shoulders and back from when i had her in Backshot position. Blood on the sheets blood on her face blood on my stomach. I ran into the shower screaming "The Humanity" All I saw was all the red coming off of Me. It looked like I just came back from Carnival. I spoke no word to shorty as she tried to apologize. From that day on only place my dick went on shorty was in her Mouth

 

[primal.primus]

at this thread

One of my first sexual experiences scared the hell out of me. My parents went away on vacation and my girlfriend and I had the house to ourselves. I invited her over and we spent the time fuckin the shit out of each other.
So one time I'm fucking her and I bust quick...I didn't let her know because it was ridiculously quick so I kept fuckin her (pussy is too damn good your first few times). So my dick is still hard and I'm fuckin her and I'm thinkin to myself this shit is so fuckin good..I can't stop. I look down at my dick to watch it disappear in and out of the pussy and to my surprise I notice the fuckin condom I was wearing is gone! A young brotha panicked...I started freakin out but I didn't let her notice..at least I don't think she noticed. I have no idea where it went then it occurs to me that it may have slipped off inside her. I play it smooth and start to finger her and I feel the shit in there. I stick another finger in there and I scissor the condom out of her with my fingers.
I never told her and she didn't say anything so I assume she didn't notice. For the next 2-3 weeks..I'm freakin the fuck out because I am scared as fuck some sperm got out of the condom and would get her pregnant. Luckily she had her period and I was in the clear. whew.

Thank God for my fingers.

something similar happened to me when i just got with my girl...im thinking damm this shit is good...then when im done i realise that the first half of the flippin condom is gone..you dont even feel when that shit bursts....damm i was cold sweating for a week

 

[Action Jack]

Top this:

I was at the club with my homeboy some years back and he rolled up on me and told me that a broad he knew wanted to hook up with me. He told me that a cat he knew had hit and that I should "pack a lunch" if I step to her. So I'm thinkin' "Yeah, whateva Nigga." So I get her # and started swinging by her crib every day trying to push up on that ass. Man, about 2 straight weeks go by, I had pretty much given up on trying to fuck anytime soon and she jumped me! Dawg, I'm thinking "I'm 'bout to beat this pussy UP!" We get to her bedroom, we start undressing in the dim light (Hint #1) and I mount this bitch...
Her body was covered with knots! Like tumors or some shit, BIG ones! So I'm thrown off my fuck-game for real! In the meantime, this little bitch is going nuts trying to get the dick and by that time my shit had pushed "EJECT!"
I tried to convince myself to fuck her but I couldn't! My ego had taken a beating because it was the first time a broad had whipped my ass in bed. After that I couldn't even talk to her. All she had to do was give me a little advance warning instead of hiding the shit until it was too late.

 

[VI786273fu]

got one. met this tight, thin broad with a nice azz. took a long minute to get anywhere NEAR tha pussy though cause sometimes a month would pass between us seeing each other. just stayed connected through phone. so one night we at her pad and i'm sittin on the couch so she gets up to answer her phone, come back and is standin in front of me. i sit up and lift her shirt and start kissin her stomach, lickin round her belly button, etc

up till this point whenever i went for tha goods she move away or is like on the 'naw, i'm good' vibe the few times i went for tha booty the few other times we went out. she only had about another week before i cut her azz off permanately for not givin me tha pussy pass so i figure 'fuk it' and give it 1 more try. start unbuttoning her pants and she starts talkin sheit like 'u been wantin this pussy for a while huh?' all sexy and sheit so to make a long story short, off comes tha pants and panties. lickin that pussy and talkin sheit to her at the same time and tha beatch really gets into it. next thing u know she gripin my head, tremblin and sheit with tha 'oh sheit!' line. she convulses real hard then starts whimperin.

so now i'm like ready to tear that booty up but she hits me with some 'come lay next to me'. i'm like 'say what?' and she hits a brotha with that 'i liked it sooooo much' bullsheit then stands up and pulls her pants up! i was in disbelief like then i stand up and just look at her

man, i was heated! broke out after that but u know that beatch had the nerve to call me next day like she didn't just pull some fuked up sheit tha night before?

THATS FUCK UP!!!! I WOULD HAVE KILLED HER

 

[A to Dah K]

something similar happened to me when i just got with my girl...im thinking damm this shit is good...then when im done i realise that the first half of the flippin condom is gone..you dont even feel when that shit bursts....damm i was cold sweating for a week

of course u feel that shit when it breaks you can feel yourself push right through it..i never understand that excuse

 

[YungDHurt]

of course u feel that shit when it breaks you can feel yourself push right through it..i never understand that excuse

It's a slight pop, you barely feel it, and most of the time just be too far in the zone to stop and check.

 

[Steelwill2006]

It's a slight pop, you barely feel it, and most of the time just be too far in the zone to stop and check.

I've had a condom come completely off but I continued without it cus I was already exposed to whatever my might of wife had. Unless you've have had unprotected sex before, u really won't notice if the comdom breaks at first, especially if you're in the zone as u put it. Ain't nothing like having raw sex man. I think I LOVE MY WIFE!

 

[BRUCE LEROY]

My absolute worst experience was with this chick I was trying to bag for
like a couple years. I was about 18 and still living with Moms she was a couple
years older than me and the daughter of my Moms best friend.
She was'nt a dime piece but she was'nt no ugly broad either, super thick bubble ass
with some firm bouncy 38 DD's.

Anyways after hounding her with what seemed like forever she finally came through
on some gonna let a brotha hit type shit, i'm like
"LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEE"
We kissing, and fondling each other i'm rubbing on and sucking on those gigantic tits.
She's rubbing my dick and got a nigga harder than chinese algebra.

I pulls off her pants and panties and OMG I swear the smell changed the whole mood.
Its was like a fucked up funk concotion of rotten fish and baby shit
My dick immediately went noodle, i'm like WTF? by this time she's still feeling
frisky talking about "whats up? why you stop?" I did'nt have the heart to tell her
so I was like "I aint got no rubbers and I dont want disrespect my Momma's house" LOL

She actually tried to catch an attitude talking shit about I could'nt hang and how
she got that snapper...............i'm like yeah "RED SNAPPER"
​

 

[ScottyPiffen745]

Okay there's this girl I've been fucking around with for awhile and like ever since the day we first fucked, I've been saying "you'd be the shit, if you started givin' head".

So one day she tells me that she wanted to try sucking dick and wanted me to be first. So I'm like alright.

I sat on her couch and she got on her knees and leaned in my lap and I should've known she didn't know what the hell she was doin' by the way she pulled my dick out. Like she had it in her hand, like she was about to yank it out, I'm like "Hey, easy, take your time, do it right" and that's also when I said to myself "Ah damn, I ain't gone like this".


So she starts suckin' and needless to say it was terrible. Like she made it a little wet, but then she started blowin' and it made my dick dry 'til it was kinda ashy.

Then she did the most tragic thing that could happen when you have oral sex.

She FUCKIN' BIT ME!!! That shit hurt like fuck. She was like "sorry, are you okay?" I was damn outraged. I didn't want to snap on her, but I didn't want her to keep goin' either.

I'm like "I'm cool, I'm cool" and she kept on going and the whole time, in my mind, I'm prayin' that I make it through this head.

And just when I think she sucking at a good, stable efficient rate, THIS BITCH BIT ME AGAIN!!! THE FUCK MAN!!!??? TWICE!!! TWICE!!! Then her teeth scrapped my head while it was coming out of her mouth. I'm thinking to myself "am I bleeding?......I am...I am bleeding!!!"

She knew she bit me because I trembled when she did it. She's like "I'm so sorry, are you alright?" I'm like "You know what, just forget this, we'll give a try some other day, I gotta go".

To be honest, I felt like crying. I got to my car, got a towel out the trunk, stuff it in my fly, pulled it back out, and saw spots of blood. That's when I started crying.

I remember racing home, pressing the towel into my lap, screaming and singing "Human Nature" by Michael Jackson because it was on the radio but I only knew the chorus and the bridge.

I was like "ahhh why...why, oh this ain't no damn human nature, this ain't natural, oh why...why...bitch, why you do me this way!!!"

I was drowsy. I thought I was gone pass out. My dick was hurtin for like two weeks. And if it got hard, I'm in straight agony.

What also sucked, was about week after the girl bit me, another girl wanted to have sex with me, and I couldn't because my dick was hurtin' but I didn't want to tell her that. She thought it was because of her and she was on some "oh my pussy not good anymore" type of shit, I remember sayin' "You don't understand, you don't even know...You don't even KNOW!!!"

 

[Number_11]

dude starts pounding on bedroom window "let me in!",,, i keep fucking,,, dude opens the fucking window,,, it wasn't locked. he's watching me pounding the shit out of his girls pussy,,,

I thought the other guy was gonna jump in at this point...

 

[Igotcha21]

My absolute worst experience was with this chick I was trying to bag for
like a couple years. I was about 18 and still living with Moms she was a couple
years older than me and the daughter of my Moms best friend.
She was'nt a dime piece but she was'nt no ugly broad either, super thick bubble ass
with some firm bouncy 38 DD's.

Anyways after hounding her with what seemed like forever she finally came through
on some gonna let a brotha hit type shit, i'm like
"LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEE"
We kissing, and fondling each other i'm rubbing on and sucking on those gigantic tits.
She's rubbing my dick and got a nigga harder than chinese algebra.

I pulls off her pants and panties and OMG I swear the smell changed the whole mood.
Its was like a fucked up funk concotion of rotten fish and baby shit
My dick immediately went noodle, i'm like WTF? by this time she's still feeling
frisky talking about "whats up? why you stop?" I did'nt have the heart to tell her
so I was like "I aint got no rubbers and I dont want disrespect my Momma's house" LOL

She actually tried to catch an attitude talking shit about I could'nt hang and how
she got that snapper...............i'm like yeah "RED SNAPPER"
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Red Snapper...good one bruh!

 

[patscorpio]

subs

 

[NICKLEBAGKILLA]

Alright so I'm fuckin with this girl while her son is in the next room sleepin. She suckin a nigga's dick and when I open my eyes her son is staring right at me!! I figure since he only 1 years old he ain't gonna remember nothing. BUT - long story short - 2 weeks later i'm at the crib and her parents come to drop her son off. As soon as he sees me - he runs over and puts his head in my lap while I'm sitting on the couch. I look up and see ole girl's father ice-grillin' me

 

[Dannyblueyes]

Met a girl at the bar. Overweight, but had some nice tits. I buy a six pack and go to her house. We start watching some TV so I ask if she has any weed. She says no and asks if I want to go in on a couple dimes. I'm down so I give her the $20 she makes the call. Dude rolls up she goes outside and comes back with a crack rock.

I ask her where the fuck my weed is, she tells me crack makes her horny. I say "awright, go grab your stem I'll chill in the living room while you do your thing." She's cool with that so I wait on the couch while she smokes. Suddenly she asks me to come in quick. She's begging me to close the bathroom door becuase her roomate might try to kill me. Start wigging out about all kinds of shit.

Now she asks me to stay in the room cannot absolutely not go out. I'm getting pissed off at this point, but I'm thinking 'shit, if I stick this out I could get some ass'. So I'm sitting on the bed, she's hitting the pipe, making faces and shit. Suddenly she pulls out a deck of cards and says "lets play a game of poker. If you win I suck your dick and you buy another rock. If I win you buy me a rock and I'll suck your dick" At this point I'm completely disgusted. I grab my coat and leave

As a note to young folks, when going to a strange woman's crib always remember where you left your shoes and make sure you know how do open her door on the first try (think, is there a chain, does it push, pull, etc). You never know when you might need to make a run for it.

 

[cmstar202]

I pray that this never happends to any of you...

I was fucking this mexican chick for a while. Really pretty girl. looked like the cartoon character Pocahontas. but slimmer than chicks I normally mess with. She had a healthy set of titties and a nice ass for her size. She was a straight freak. I loved having sex with this chick. Nothing was off limits. Yes she was a 3 inputer. I loved the way her pussy tasted, smelled and felt so going down her was my pleasure.

This one night in particular, we were at her crib. The lights were off. burning a few candles to set the warm romantic mood. I go down to do my thing. I am eating the hell out of that pussy and fingering her. She is losing her mind. I am thinking to myself that I am really doing work cause pussy is sooo wet. She came to a roaring climax. Loud enough for the neihbors across the street to hear. I'm feeling big. I grab the top sheet to wipe the glaze from my mouth and chin. I look down at the sheet and it was red. I scramble to turn on the lights to confirm my nightmare. Her period had come again. she just finished her period the week before and we had fucked 2 nights before with no incident. I was mortified. I sat on the edge of the bed after trying to scrub off the first layer of skin from my face in the bathroom. She tried to say she was sorry that this happend but I said to her "shhh...Let's just not talk for a while. Shhhh."

If I were a Hell's Angel member I would get my Blood Wings.

By the way... The pill can really fuck with a woman's cycle if they don't take them the way they are supposed to.

damn man....i'm sorry for your misfortune.....damn yo how do you recover from some shit like this......

 

[cmstar202]

I get this call from my ex a few years back we talk and she asks me to come over later that evening. We were cool so i see no problem.
I get over there around seven and she gets real freaky, Sucking me off letting me hit both holes. man I was tearing it up.

About nine pm I get up to go cause I had a real date at eleven and she has dead bolted the doors from the inside and hid the keys. I thought she was playing but she wasn't. She started acting all weird saying "I'm not going to get away now." and she "never stopped loving me."

At 10:15 I had enough of the bull and I grabbed the phone and dialed 911 she pulls the cord out the wall mid conversation. Next thing i know I hear 4 or 5 Squad cars lights blazing they banging on the door.

They separate us and take our stories. "I believe they think i raped her."

Short end of it: I left there around 11:30 with no charges. cause her story kept changing. Needless to say I never talked to her again.

Moral of the story is: You can never go back.

LMAO!.....you damn right YOU should never go back!

 

[thismybgolname]

To be honest, I felt like crying. I got to my car, got a towel out the trunk, stuff it in my fly, pulled it back out, and saw spots of blood. That's when I started crying.

I remember racing home, pressing the towel into my lap, screaming and singing "Human Nature" by Michael Jackson because it was on the radio but I only knew the chorus and the bridge.

I was like "ahhh why...why, oh this ain't no damn human nature, this ain't natural, oh why...why...bitch, why you do me this way!!!"

 

[thismybgolname]

Met a girl at the bar. Overweight, but had some nice tits. I buy a six pack and go to her house. We start watching some TV so I ask if she has any weed. She says no and asks if I want to go in on a couple dimes. I'm down so I give her the $20 she makes the call. Dude rolls up she goes outside and comes back with a crack rock.

I ask her where the fuck my weed is, she tells me crack makes her horny. I say "awright, go grab your stem I'll chill in the living room while you do your thing." She's cool with that so I wait on the couch while she smokes. Suddenly she asks me to come in quick. She's begging me to close the bathroom door becuase her roomate might try to kill me. Start wigging out about all kinds of shit.

Now she asks me to stay in the room cannot absolutely not go out. I'm getting pissed off at this point, but I'm thinking 'shit, if I stick this out I could get some ass'. So I'm sitting on the bed, she's hitting the pipe, making faces and shit. Suddenly she pulls out a deck of cards and says "lets play a game of poker. If you win I suck your dick and you buy another rock. If I win you buy me a rock and I'll suck your dick" At this point I'm completely disgusted. I grab my coat and leave

As a note to young folks, when going to a strange woman's crib always remember where you left your shoes and make sure you know how do open her door on the first try (think, is there a chain, does it push, pull, etc). You never know when you might need to make a run for it.

Right when she came in with a rock I would have walked the fuck out.

 

[ALMXER]

Mine, *sigh* bout 2yrs ago when i was 15 Me and my Homeboi jeff met up with deez two freaks we had known for awhile, one was black mexican and the other one was Philippine, The Philippine and black one was mine, she had long, hair, hazel eyes and was fine ass hell, anyway b4 we left me and jeff was arguin ova who was gonna drive,I aint wanna drive my jetta cuz she told us we wouldnt be able to park at her house so my boi drove his dad's old taurus, anyway we get down to her house and get lost, and jeff's dumbass ends up driving by the philipine's bf who was 20 in the 9th grade yes nigga is dumb who was standing in the road, he knew about me and i knew about him, i push it out of my mind, we finally find the house and jeff and the mexican chick go to one room and me and the philippine go to hers, and we go at it, Pussy is GOOD anyway she hears a knock at the door and she jumps up so i grab my clothes all i hear is O shit she runs back in the room closes the door and yells run out the back, im thinkin its her parents so i run out her room kicked jeff and told him bring ya ass nigga, he dont move so i said fuck it and ran out the back door which took me what seemed like for ever to open, im outside on the backporch staring at nature its acres and acres of land so i run down the bushes behind a tree in my new WHITE custom forces aka 150dollar landmines, im pissed, then i hear jeff yelling I AINT EDDIE I AINT EDDIE and he bust out the back door with 12 niggas behind him, YES 12 I counted. all of em were on the football team seems the philipine chick bf followed our asses and brought his football buddies with him, jeff see's me and run's str8 toward me so i cut out from my hiding spot and go deeper into the woods, we lose the niggas chasing us and hide to make a long story short we was out in dem bushes for like 4 hours hiding from them niggas till they left, and when we got to jeff's car them niggas had fucked his shit up. They stole his cd player, scratched their names into his paint on all sides and cut up his seats, me and the philipine kept and contact and i did get to hit again w/o any distractions last i heard she back in the philipines now and her bf never got out of the 9th grade,

 

[ALMXER]

STANKY Pussy, met this chick at my summer job when i was 16, she was a fine ass slimy, looked like rihanna cuz her fohead was big ass hell too, when i met her the dudes at work were already callin her community service, seems she could give a mean blowjob, we hit it off good i would always go get my hair braided over her house for free cuz i would always make her laff and she would always wanna kick it, and she always hooked me up with sum head game b4 she left, well one day i got bored with community service and wanted to get in sum community pussy, so after she did my hair we started wrestling on the floor.

I got behind her and asked her if she wanted to do sum she said yea so i ran to the car, yea RAN and when i came back she sat in my lap and started feelin on my dick, so i rolled her over on her back and pulled her pants down, i caught a whiff of sum onions but i shook it off then she laid down and i started fingerin her she was moanin and rubbin my braids, so i get up to pull my pants off and she took her panties off and IDK what da hell happened but I SMELLED ROTTEN ASS ONIONS and im in my head like DIS BITCH NASTY ASS HELL i tried to ignore it i put the condom on and was about to get in the pussy when my dick hit a Richard Pryor and said FUCK U MOTHAFUCKA and I tried to play it off and kept fingerin her but i couldnt help but give up, i asked where her bathroom was and went in washed my hands THOROUGHLY, when i came out she was outside lookin embarrassed i told her i would call her later, I NEVER did, we didnt talk for about 6 months she called me after she had heard i got hurt racing and asked could she come visit i said yea and that was the last i saw of her

 

[mc2]

I met this chick at a club once and we exchanged numbers, talked for a few days, and one weekend I invited her over. We watched a movie, started foreplay and had sex, but while having sex she had a flashback of being raped as a child . She started trembling at first, but i thought it was from the pleasure of sex. She finally told me "I cant do this" and told me to pull out and started crying .. I had not clue what was going then she finally broke down and told me the story .. I instantly got turned off and just held her through the night and went to sleep.. We talked for a few more weeks but i had to break it off because of her emotional problems I tried, but it was too much.