Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF?!",,,

[EGO-TRIP]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[stickyfingerz]

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I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

THIS NIG JUST ADMITTED TO PUTTING THINGS IN HIS ASS...... HE LIKES TO GET FINGER FUCKED IN THE BUTT....+ HE ADMITTED TO BEING ANOTHER BITCHES BITCH...... SOUNDS LIKE HE GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A BITCH &&&&& LIKED IT & ALLLOWED HER TO TIE HIM UP ..... SHE FUCKED YOU YOU FAGGOT.....

HE SHOULD BE BANNED FOR BEING A HOMO...... HE ADMITTED IT!!!!!!

 

[DipsetBi7ch]

 

[SpiritualPorn]

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I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[Liquid7]

Nl

man I hate when I'm piping a chick out and I get the urge to fart, cuz you know that shit is an OD turnoff to be fncking and let one slip out...

I don't even know hot to play that shit off, nigga gotta act like the pussy was too good for a minute, pullout, go in the corner of the room, clench to silence it, all this extra shit...

I'm a nasty nigga so sometimes I do em dirty, like yo lemme hit it from the back, lol n go 2 work, like "damn girl this ass is fonky" (Wesley Pipes voice) frontin lik Idk natta

 

[sirwoodz]

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I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[MadWun]

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[Laughing Man]

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I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[Hellfish]

Women that fart when they cum

you mean pussy fart or actual farting?

 

[Jboogiee]

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I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

Besides her making u her BITCH,there are some thing's u take to the grave with u!

 

[mrJR]

oh wow! ,,, prolly happens a lot more than we realize,,, did she try to play it off?

Nah fam, I don't even think she realized she said it. My guess is he started hitting it when she was a young'n like 14 or something, she told me that's the age she lost her virginity. I didn't even say anything, I got mine and politely fazed her out. She probably would have became a head case.

 

[geckosticky1]

you mean pussy fart or actual farting?

Actual "Ooops! I'm so sorry! I had beans for dinner last night." asshole farts that stank!!

 

[BZKA_JAY]

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I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

Nigga considered fallin for the banana in the tailpipe.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

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I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[Becky]

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I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

You just need to say someone stole your password.....

 

[mankind]

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You a little too comfortable with us fam.

 

[Shurnuff]

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I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[DUCE DUCE]

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You just need to say someone stole your password.....

 

[Pockets]

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[KAPE KRUSADER]

Pimpin, you just threw away your membership, you are going to have to pay another $10 and come back as somebody else.

 

[veritech]

Nigga considered fallin for the banana in the tailpipe.

You just need to say someone stole your password.....

You are going to have to pay another $10 and come back as somebody else.

i am muthafukin hyperventilating.....

 

[Mo-Better]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

Funniest story EVER on BGOL.

 

[HALO2]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[kinglickk]

?

Talk about a bullseye - I'm not into fucking chick in their asshole but this one would get it!

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

OK OK OK - now we know how story telling goes - we mostly get HALF of the story. Now we don't REALLY want the other half but we can pretty much guess what REALLY went down! My moms always used to tell me - Start ya brain before you start ya mouth! Barn door opened - horses done left on this one!!

 

[SpiritualPorn]

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I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

PAUSE

 

[mathtest]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

Funniest story EVER on BGOL.

and gayest

 

[Dark19]

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I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

"............."

 

[Kaine3000]

What happened

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

What should have happened

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like...

 

[Devilstrider]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[bborn]

peace

man I hate when I'm piping a chick out and I get the urge to fart, cuz you know that shit is an OD turnoff to be fncking and let one slip out...

I don't even know hot to play that shit off, nigga gotta act like the pussy was too good for a minute, pullout, go in the corner of the room, clench to silence it, all this extra shit...

I'm a nasty nigga so sometimes I do em dirty, like yo lemme hit it from the back, lol n go 2 work, like "damn girl this ass is fonky" (Wesley Pipes voice) frontin lik Idk natta

Reminds me of a few situations;

If the clench to a silencer doesnt work, can always sit back on her mattress & try to blow that shit through the ground muffled so she wont hear while turning over lol; or take a dip to the bathroom or toilet to let it go.

Same chick who lieterally thought & believed her shit aint stank used to pass gas while openning up thta pussy riding me; was a major gusher too; other than chicks talking crazy, saying wild shit or crying, this one joint was trying to & was slapping My ass while I was hitting it; attributed it to some women's lib empowerment shit but still was who I was & Am, not trying to have her think she was running shit in the bedroom like she mayu have thought or not; later on, had her literally singing in the living room.

& WTF do y'all expect from these ole EddieWinslow assplay bandits?
ALWAYS believed that there are a brand of chicks out there who think they can turn a motherfucker out on that bitch shit; knew two Delta chicks that were kicking that shit on the sly;
that 'chick' RemyMa-ed him & he liked it

peace

 

[jblaque]

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and gayest

Werd!

 

[immortal91]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

You cool with a finger up your ass? Fam....

 

[godofwine]

Never tried anal sex until maybe 8 years ago. Fucked this White MILF. She came over and we went at it and she said I could fuck her in the ass. I started hitting hit and I saw shit on my dick. Not brown shit, funny colored shit with chunks. I was disgusted.

I haven't fucked a chick in the ass since. I'm good on that one. Probably forever. Thanks, Kym. You ruined it for me.

 

[freshnclean]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

Speechless...Just shot yourself in the foot with that one

wow wtf is that?

The devil's onion ring

 

[blkcrane73]

Woke up one morning with this white chick I was banging out for a morning wood session. I start kissing her and pulling down her panties. All the while she talking in this weird childish voice like she was a little girl with her eyes closed. I thought it was kinda strange but also thought she was trying to be funny, I only had the pussy on my mind. Anyway, I go to start and she locks up and goes into convulsions and shit. I'm like WTF!! Chick squeezed the shit out my back and kidneys. She was a diabetic and evidently her sugar must haved bottomed during the night and she was going into shock. I run to her roomates door, ass naked, like "call the fucking ambulance". They show up and took her to the hospital. Went to the hospital and her parents were there wanting to know who called the ambulance. I boned out andd let her roommate tell them. Needless to say that was the first time they learned there daughter was deep in the jungle....