This one had SEVERAL WTF moments in one night...even Colin Powell will want to real all this shit.
The day this happened is kinda memorable because history happened that night between the Cleveland Indians and the Seattle Mariners
http://www.seattlepi.com/sports/bas...omeback-one-for-the-history-books-1061862.php
I met this Black chick on yahoo personals when the shit was free. This chick hit me up and I was like cool. She says for me to meet her at a Cici's Pizza on Kinsman, so I stayed on Coventry at the time so I jump on the 40 (for my Cleveland fam) and get there at 9:30. She drives up, a dark skinned female, thick in a real good way with a pair of really big D's visible from her low cut sweater. Heading back to her crib, she is rubbing my dick the whole way there on the 5 minute drive.
When we get to the house, I walk up the stairs toward the second floor of a 2-family house and she comes up behind me. I get to the kitchen and there is this 6'3" 250 pound dude sitting at the table.
I pause and she bumps into my back like a damned comedy routine we planned.
"Who is this?", I try not to stutter.
"Oh, that's my husband"
"Your...hus...band?"
I start backing up and she walks around me like she just said my chihuahua. The dude gets out of the chair and stands up. Dude is a hulk compared to my 5'8" 185 pound body.
I want to run for the door, but my legs won't move so I just back up against the wall. He reaches out his hand...and gives me the
Black man handshake.
Before I had a chance to process the info that was bombarding my head there was a knock at the downstairs door. Dude said in a real relaxed way, "Have a seat, man. Want something to drink?"
"Nah."
"Aight. Hey, babe. Can you get that?"
His wife, the girl I came with went downstairs and got the door.
"Who is that", I said before the person even got upstairs. All I could think about is the Ice Cube song "Don't Trust 'Em" where the dude gets got. I'm in this place, wtf was I thinking. I don't even know this chick. She was talking all that freaky shit when we were chatting so my dick was like, 'Play it cool, bruh. Don't fuck it up for me...'.
This light-skinned chick came upstairs as he answered me, "Oh, that's MY entertainment for the night.
The chick went straight to the room, no introductions and he held out his hand to dap me, "Aight, man. Handle that shit". I dap him, and he follows her in and closes the door.
WTH is going on here!!
The chick grabs my hand and pulls me into the second room.
First of all, I didn't know that Black couples were into the swinging thing. You just don't see it that much. I asked her WTF, to which she replied, "He does his thing, I do mine. We both have fun. No biggie. Then she takes off my pants and starts giving me head before I can ask anymore questions.
I was a bit nervous, but getting head tends to calm you down a bit. Plus, the chick had some big ass titties, and I like titties. I suck on them for a minute, then I start to titty fuck the broad and she is sucking me off at the same time. I say I am about to bust and she opens her mouth. Nothing says, "I am a straight fucking freak" like a chick opening her mouth wide when you say you are about to fucking cum.
BAM! I unleash a load that would put Peter Fucking North to shame. No Lie. I fucking cover this bitch's face in nut.
She stands up and says, "OMG!"
"Honey, come here. You've got to see this," She grabs my hand and pulls me off the bed and goes to open the door to our room. She knocks on the other room door and he opens it. "Honey, look! You've got to come see this. OMG!"
Dude opens the door and looks at his wife as she is fucking covered in nut like she poured milk on her face. Then he says, "Damn, dog? Way to handle ya biz." And he smiled a wide cheesing smile and shook his head. "Aight then", and he closes the door.
Ole girl went to wash her face off. She came back in and I figured I'd better fuck this broad. I dust her off in every position I could think of, finishing her with my customary "scissor" move and she came hard, and came on her face again, this time wasn't a "Peter North Special". I get up and she opens the door. His company is heading to the bathroom and I notice she has a real nice ass that I wouldn't mind hitting, but and dude's wife is talking to me waiting to get in the bathroom. The light-skinned girl comes out and chocolate busty goes in. The light-skinned chick gets dressed and leaves. I never got a chance to hit it or even meet her.
I figure that it is about time for me to get dressed too, so I start looking for my shit when she calls me. I go in the doorway of his room and she says come here. I'm butt assed nekkid, but then so are they. Sensing my hesitation, she grabs me by my dick pulling me in the room starts stroking me with one hand and then she grabs him and starts stroking him.
Then comes WTF moment #2...or it that #3. He says as his wife is stroking us both, "Suck his dick, honey. I want to see you suck his dick."
And that's what she did. She got down on her knees and started blowing me, and was pretty good, too. She started to switch back and forth between sucking his dick and mine. As she is sucking my dick, he kneels down to play with her pussy. After a bit we move over to the bed and she is still blowing me and he is eating her pussy.
I note in my head, "Okay, this dude is eating his wife out and I just hit that
The bitch ain't shower or nothing. Damn."
"Tell him that you want him to fuck you, babe. I want to see him fuck you".
She stops blowing me and whispers, "I want you to fuck me", looking at me. So I did. Me and dude switch places and she blows him and I hit it doggystyle. We switch places a couple times with her fucking one of us and blowing the other and he busts in her mouth. She doesn't dribble or even waste a drop. She swallowed it all. Shortly afterward, I bust on her face and she licks her lips like I was a chocolate milkshake. She goes to the bathroom and washes her face off with a washcloth.
Dude is laying in the bed and I am sitting on the far edge...as far as I can from him.
Up until this shit I hadn't done any swing shit, so being in the same room with a naked dude was hella uncomfortable. The more you swing, the easier it gets, but not TOO comfortable.
You never like being in the room with a naked dude, but you deal with it because of the naked chick. It is always uncomfortable unless there is a woman in the room and there is ALWAYS a woman in the room or close proximity (I.E. she just left the room to go to the bathroom). You usually ignore the dude unless he is interacting with the chick, then you watch like a live action porno. That's why I like parties because they are like live action porno movies with you right there.
She comes back in the room and tongue kisses him on the mouth. At that point I barely even registered that kiss.
I am beat. I just busted 3 nuts. Did the unthinkable by banging a chick with her husband right fucking there AND they were both Black! She lays down next to him and calls me over to lay next to her, which I do, making sure to keep her in between me and him.
We talk about something but I can't remember and I pass the fuck out. I didn't bring my wallet with me. I wasn't sure if I was staying, but I didn't bring shit with me. If this was a jack move then they wouldn't get shit. I don't know why I wasn't thinking about my life/safety, but hey...I was 24, young, dumb and recently relieved of cum.
The next morning I get up and the bed is empty. I go to the other room and get my clothes and I run into her in the hallway. She gets down on her knees to blow me but I didn't have shit left so she gave up after a minute.
"Did you have fun last night?", she said.
"Yeah", I replied, trying my best to play it cool.
We had some smalltalk, but I cannot remember for the life of me what we talked about. I go to the living room and he is there sitting on a chair and I sit down on the couch. We start talking about porn, and me, having over 200 videotapes, started spitting a lil game on porn. I'm talking about classic pornstars from Angel Kelly to Ebony Ayes and Jordan McKnight.
There are 4 things I can talk about at length like a pro who studies the shit and those are porn, football, music, and animals. Anyway, He let me borrow a homegrown lesbian tape that I said I'd return the next time I came by, which I did.
After a little bit more talking she offered to take me home so that I didn't have to take the bus and I was cool with that. She dropped me off at my apartment and that was it.
We hooked up one other time after that because they ended up moving out of town. I kinda lost track of the WTF moments in this story, but it is 110% true. If you want the link to the "Hollywood on Ice" video with Ice getting covered by a Peter North load here ya go. I just figured that picture did the best as to describe the situation.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=J36CCLOA
at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.
Great story!
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