Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF?!",,,

[DipsetBi7ch]

Woke up one morning with this white chick I was banging out for a morning wood session. I start kissing her and pulling down her panties. All the while she talking in this weird childish voice like she was a little girl with her eyes closed. I thought it was kinda strange but also thought she was trying to be funny, I only had the pussy on my mind. Anyway, I go to start and she locks up and goes into convulsions and shit. I'm like WTF!! Chick squeezed the shit out my back and kidneys. She was a diabetic and evidently her sugar must haved bottomed during the night and she was going into shock. I run to her roomates door, ass naked, like "call the fucking ambulance". They show up and took her to the hospital. Went to the hospital and her parents were there wanting to know who called the ambulance. I boned out andd let her roommate tell them. Needless to say that was the first time they learned there daughter was deep in the jungle....

Wow....

 

[smokedacane]

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

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[HALO2]

Woke up one morning with this white chick I was banging out for a morning wood session. I start kissing her and pulling down her panties. All the while she talking in this weird childish voice like she was a little girl with her eyes closed. I thought it was kinda strange but also thought she was trying to be funny, I only had the pussy on my mind. Anyway, I go to start and she locks up and goes into convulsions and shit. I'm like WTF!! Chick squeezed the shit out my back and kidneys. She was a diabetic and evidently her sugar must haved bottomed during the night and she was going into shock. I run to her roomates door, ass naked, like "call the fucking ambulance". They show up and took her to the hospital. Went to the hospital and her parents were there wanting to know who called the ambulance. I boned out andd let her roommate tell them. Needless to say that was the first time they learned there daughter was deep in the jungle....

 

[DV8ed]

This has happened to me on 2 separate occasions with 2 DIFFERENT women, years apart:

Messing around with this female and one thing leads to another. Well we are fucking and shit, and move her into a certain position and she freezes up, and then starts crying. The pussy went from super moist to dry like a rubber band. Both times, something happend that triggered a memory from when they had been molested.

 

[BlkStrength]

This thread has me rollin.

But back in the day, I was with this chick I wanted to fuck so bad..I was over her crib watching a movie or something. It was hella late, and we had fell asleep. We fell asleep on the floor, I remember she had a big ass and big ass titties. Half asleep, I started feeling on her titties. She started liking that shit. I was like hell yeah, I took my clothes off, she took hers off. She bent that ass over at me for doggie and it smelled like 100 yr old ass.

I dick was like heyal to the nawl I went soft fast as hell and had to say I was too tired.

 

[GAMETHEORY]

a woman asking to be fingered in her ass while being fucked

sometimes she would deliberately take the finger there

I never understood this...anyone know why some women love that shit?

 

[Pworld297]

This bitch came so hard she shitted on herself....
I wouldn't have sex for like two months after that happened..

 

[Onpoint]

One of my old jump off called me over for after the club drunk fuck! We're bangin' I nut fall alseep. Next morning we wake up, I'm looking for the condom! We're ripping sheets off the bed, then she turns to go to the bathroom. The condom is stuck to her ass!

Not a weird story but funny none the less!

 

[DV8ed]

I haven't fucked a chick in the ass since. I'm good on that one. Probably forever. Thanks, Kym. You ruined it for me.

 

[Lucky7s]

a woman asking to be fingered in her ass while being fucked

sometimes she would deliberately take the finger there

I never understood this...anyone know why some women love that shit?

double penetration...damn niggu. u slow.

 

[playahaitian]

a woman asking to be fingered in her ass while being fucked

sometimes she would deliberately take the finger there

I never understood this...anyone know why some women love that shit?

you'd be surprised how many...

my experience mostly hispanic and white gurls...

some LOVE that...

(Ava Devine goes NUTS in her vids 4 that)

they curious and scared of anal...

but now if they insist on doing IT TO YOU??????

 

[GAMETHEORY]

double penetration...damn niggu. u slow.

you'd be surprised how many...

my experience mostly hispanic and white gurls...

some LOVE that...

(Ava Devine goes NUTS in her vids 4 that)

they curious and scared of anal...

but now if they insist on doing IT TO YOU??????

Wow...and I thought I've seen it all

She wont accept anal sex...but she wants to be fingered there and she LOVE that

Anyone know why?

 

[Coldplay]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[Brother Blues]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

You might wanna head North Bro...

 

[godofwine]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was fucking this "Dry Spell Breaker" maybe 10 years ago. She was big, almost fat (I know not to confuse her with being thick when she is bigger than that). Well anyway. She was a freak, as many bigger girls tend to be. I called her up on occasion and she would drive 40 minutes to come get some.

Well, I called her up on day and she said she couldn't come over. She was on her period. I was like cool. When is it over. She said in about 3 days. So she comes over on the 4th day. I gave her the extra day to be sure. I had one of those color condoms, yellow (sadly I remember it vividly). I was fucking her missionary, killing it. All of a sudden I look down after a long stroke and the rubber is red!

I freak out.

"Get the fuck outta my house! Get the fuck out! I mean full blown

She was all apologizing but I was mad and I wasn't hearing it.

She started crying AND apologizing, but I'm not phased

She left crying. I don't even think I gave her time to put her clothes on.

And I slammed the door in her face.

Fucked up thing is, she gave the best head I ever got in my life. She put Superhead to shame the way she milked a dude dry. She said when she went to school in Louisiana she went to a party with Birdman, Lil Wayne and them and she blew them all and they treated her like an oral hoe for a night. I saw why...damn.

Anyway, I called her a couple years later and she hung up on me. I swear, best head I ever had in my life...ruined because her period was an ellipsis.

 

[HALO2]

This bitch came so hard she shitted on herself....
I wouldn't have sex for like two months after that happened..

 

[reignmaker]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

their coming nigga

 

[YungDHurt]

Wasnt some simple toot. It was like a sitting on the floor type fart.

 

[richlove]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

A bitch had only one armpit shaved. I got her the fuck out of my crib.

 

[TEE HEE]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[DeSiRe]

messed with a dude...he tooted his ass up on all fours...bent his dick backwards and wanted me to suck it

 

[RepostKing]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

True shit. I went out with my coworkers and one of them was this older married white chick from long island. She was also a VP at work. We all was drunk as shit by the end of night and she winds up losing her keys. Her hubby was away and it was already 2 am and basically every one bounced from the bar. So I said well you can't stay out here, I have a spare bedroom you can crash in till the morning

So she comes over and we have a few more drinks. She sees some trophies I've won for mixed martials arts and ask me to show her some moves. So I show her some take downs...well out of no where she says take it. I was like take what (duh) She was like fuck me...I didnt need her to say anything else. So we fuck rough house style and pass out

Morning time comes and I wake her up. She looks down at her butt nakedness and says OMG! Please tell me you didnt rape me. I was like WTF!!! I said rape you? What are you talking about?? So she starts crying and trembling and accusing me of raping her. I couldnt reason with her...finally even though I was shittin on myself I said calmly I would never in my life violate you or any other women, I have a mother and sisters. But if you feel like that here's the phone, you can call who you have to.

So she calls a cab and I'm left there just waiting for the cops to come any minute. Finally the next monday I go to work and she emails me to come to her office. I go there just knowing she's trying to tape or some shit but she takes me to lunch and apologizes. She said her husband was a dick and is cheating on her. So the liguor actually let her do something she wanted to do anyway. I was still pissed but let it go. Dont you know on the way back she gave me head on the LIE...older white chicks are crazy as bat shit

 

[HALO2]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

their coming nigga

 

[PJN]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[Cock Head Jones]

That's nothing, I had one that shitted a little. Happen once, and I never hit it again. Still cant shake that smell and that was about 15 years ago

 

[praetor]

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

messed with a dude...he tooted his ass up on all fours...bent his dick backwards and wanted me to suck it

i see you two have met.

 

[synyster]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

 

[Crypto]

I was taken her back and she said something like her @sshole was being riped i assured er i wasn't there reminded er pain is luv i continued & she lived.

 

[da_monumental_1]

Thanks, Kym. You ruined it for me.

i see you two have met.

 

[LeftyLuchini]

was fuckin with this older mexican chick when i was in my mid 20s..
one night the convo got on the time we lost out viginity,
and the shit got pretty hot and heavy.
talkin how the guy was an older dude who she met working on campus. was moaning how he let her fuck every hole in her body, and how he ripped her tight pussy open. her legs were spread in front of me, hand in her panties playing with her pussy the entire time.
then she unzips my pants, pulls out my dick and asks me if i want to feel how she sucked his dick till it exploded in her mouth.
she proceeds to tell me 'choke me papi!' over and over again,
tears running down her face.
right when i was ready to shoot a sperm spear down her throat,
she looks up and me and said, "even at 12 i knew i was a slut".
come to find out the guy was actually her dads friend from their low rider club who worked as a janitor at her jr high school.

i felt like a pedo, even though she was over 10 years older than me. it taught me a lesson that alot of these girls out here who say theyve been 'raped' or 'molested' maybe were already kneehigh whores who invited that treatment.

 

[RepostKing]

was fuckin with this older mexican chick when i was in my mid 20s..
one night the convo got on the time we lost out viginity,
and the shit got pretty hot and heavy.
talkin how the guy was an older dude who she met working on campus. was moaning how he let her fuck every hole in her body, and how he ripped her tight pussy open. her legs were spread in front of me, hand in her panties playing with her pussy the entire time.
then she unzips my pants, pulls out my dick and asks me if i want to feel how she sucked his dick till it exploded in her mouth.
she proceeds to tell me 'choke me papi!' over and over again,
tears running down her face.
right when i was ready to shoot a sperm spear down her throat,
he looks up and me and said, "even at 12 i knew i was a slut".
come to find out the guy was actually her dads friend from their low rider club who worked as a janitor at her jr high school.

i felt like a pedo, even though she was over 10 years older than me. it taught me a lesson that alot of these girls out here who say theyve been 'raped' or 'molested' maybe were already kneehigh whores who invited that treatment.

Kats is coming out in this thread

 

[mozartte]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

True shit. I went out with my coworkers and one of them was this older married white chick from long island. She was also a VP at work. We all was drunk as shit by the end of night and she winds up losing her keys. Her hubby was away and it was already 2 am and basically every one bounced from the bar. So I said well you can't stay out here, I have a spare bedroom you can crash in till the morning

So she comes over and we have a few more drinks. She sees some trophies I've won for mixed martials arts and ask me to show her some moves. So I show her some take downs...well out of no where she says take it. I was like take what (duh) She was like fuck me...I didnt need her to say anything else. So we fuck rough house style and pass out

Morning time comes and I wake her up. She looks down at her butt nakedness and says OMG! Please tell me you didnt rape me. I was like WTF!!! I said rape you? What are you talking about?? So she starts crying and trembling and accusing me of raping her. I couldnt reason with her...finally even though I was shittin on myself I said calmly I would never in my life violate you or any other women, I have a mother and sisters. But if you feel like that here's the phone, you can call who you have to.

So she calls a cab and I'm left there just waiting for the cops to come any minute. Finally the next monday I go to work and she emails me to come to her office. I go there just knowing she's trying to tape or some shit but she takes me to lunch and apologizes. She said her husband was a dick and is cheating on her. So the liguor actually let her do something she wanted to do anyway. I was still pissed but let it go. Dont you know on the way back she gave me head on the LIE...older white chicks are crazy as bat shit

Damn bruh. You are lucky that ended well for you. Many brothers have done time over a lying white bitch...

 

[jwilliam85]

was fuckin with this older mexican chick when i was in my mid 20s..
one night the convo got on the time we lost out viginity,
and the shit got pretty hot and heavy.
talkin how the guy was an older dude who she met working on campus. was moaning how he let her fuck every hole in her body, and how he ripped her tight pussy open. her legs were spread in front of me, hand in her panties playing with her pussy the entire time.
then she unzips my pants, pulls out my dick and asks me if i want to feel how she sucked his dick till it exploded in her mouth.
she proceeds to tell me 'choke me papi!' over and over again,
tears running down her face.
right when i was ready to shoot a sperm spear down her throat,
he looks up and me and said, "even at 12 i knew i was a slut".
come to find out the guy was actually her dads friend from their low rider club who worked as a janitor at her jr high school.

i felt like a pedo, even though she was over 10 years older than me. it taught me a lesson that alot of these girls out here who say theyve been 'raped' or 'molested' maybe were already kneehigh whores who invited that treatment.

This thread is getting out of control.

 

[Moore]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

What the fuck is this thing?

 

[Kentaro]

So in the middle of sex she just did a complete 180, starts crying, calling me a asshole, telling me to leave.. She was about to walk out of her room in a fucking robe, CRYING, in front of everyone who was still over her house....

I had to calm her ass down quick, and I got the fuck out of there quick!





She called me the next day to apologize, and she wanted to make it up to me

Homey that bitch was trying to set you up that night. Bitch would've had dudes capes flappin all in the house.


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