Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF?!",,,

[Amajorfucup]

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

It sounds like you had more of an issue with the size of the dildo than you did with the bitch asking to fuck you in the ass homie.

That entire post is just all kinds of gay.

 

[big enos burrnet]

years ago i was kicking with this lil shorty that i meet driving a badd ass trick out conversion van..while one day she came over to drop me off summ pussy,,the lil ma was riding the my fucking light out,,all of a sudden she fall over on her side passed the fuck out almost dead like..she didnt respond to nothing i was doing..i called my sister inlaw thats a nurse to give me summ instruction to bring her back around,,and next thing i knew she jumped up looking like she just came out of an acoma,,i was so fucking nervous i chouldnt think for shit..


now that she came back around she explain that some time ago she was involed in a badd accident and she suffer from black outs,,well by now i told her she had to fucking go my nerves was shot and my hard on was long gone..then she come back to say that she was not able to drive at the moment and her fiance was going to kill her because she was driving his damm van ..after that my sister inlaw never look at me the same..

 

[streetdreamer]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

Are you sure that wasn't Trashman in a wig?

 

[godofwine]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

Repostking, you are lucky as fuck. YOu could be doing time right now and be innocent as fuck.

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The rest of y'all need to chill out and stop seeing gay in everything. LeftyLuchini had a typo and y'all are ready to gay-ify dude. The best part of BGOL are the stories. Probably 20-50 people already came in here ready to tell their stories and held off because they thought it might make them looks suspect even when it is man on woman and nobody else is around (aka NOT GAY).

 

[meilmarc]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

Repostking, you are lucky as fuck. YOu could be doing time right now and be innocent as fuck.

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The rest of y'all need to chill out and stop seeing gay in everything. LeftyLuchini had a typo and y'all are ready to gay-ify dude. The best part of BGOL are the stories. Probably 20-50 people already came in here ready to tell their stories and held off because they thought it might make them looks suspect even when it is man on woman and nobody else is around (aka NOT GAY).

bullshit
getting fucked with a dildo is gay
how can you justify it as not? cause a woman did it?

 

[streetdreamer]

I was fuckin a chick I just met in the living room and her girlfriend was in their only bedroom. She came out of the bedroom and told ol' girl to pick up the phone and my dick in all up in her at the time. So she gets up and goes to the bedroom and talks on the phone for about 10min till I walked out. She called me to come back inside without using my name while still on the phone. So I just sat their in the living room and then just plain left.

It occurred to me later that she was probably talking to someone in prison.

 

[smokedacane]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

bullshit
getting fucked with a dildo is gay
how can you justify it as not? cause a woman did it?

I recall the board got on him HARD awhile back because he posted tranny vids and justified his practice by saying he was doing it for rapidshare points.


His remark adds more fuel to the fire but godofwine has shown that he doesn't give a fuck what others think.

 

[LeftyLuchini]

Kats is coming out in this thread

niggas even lookin for gay shit in typos now?

 

[RAY V.]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[brace]

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like :confused: at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

I wouldn't have trusted the board with that much info...

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I recall the board got on him HARD awhile back because he posted tranny vids and justified his practice by saying he was doing it for rapidshare points.


His remark adds more fuel to the fire but godofwine has shown that he doesn't give a fuck what others think.

that may be true
but just like he doesn't care what we think
i will say that the story that was posted was gay.
it wasn't seeing gay in something, there was no reading between the lines
that shit was gay
what hetero man would even entertain a woman saying that in order for you to fuck her in the ass, she had to be able to put something in yours?
that's an instant red flag yellow flag whistle blown every type of penalty there is.
that thought or suggestion would have ended right there
not oh well i get to do it first........
really?

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

chick farted while i'm smashing from the back then she says i'm sorry but please don't stop. never hit again.

 

[TheyCallMeBe]

messed with a dude...he tooted his ass up on all fours...bent his dick backwards and wanted me to suck it

I hit the page down button and just saw your post without your name. I thought the faggotry in this thread had gotten taken to new heights.

 

[RepostKing]

niggas even lookin for gay shit in typos now?

Nah man I'm just fucking with you

 

[Yogi Bear]

a woman asking to be fingered in her ass while being fucked

sometimes she would deliberately take the finger there

I never understood this...anyone know why some women love that shit?

When they come their asshole spasms also, which makes some of them cum harder due to the resistance.

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[Shotta042807]

One bigass WTF moment was when I was getting off the virgin wall, I was bangin this chick in her bunkbed and shit. It was the dead of winter mindyou in Long Island and at the time I'm not whippin I'm walkin and bussin it, so I had thermals on hmm, anyways, somehow I end up in her bed and she ends up on top of me. Commenced to fuckin, my head is blown, cuz I'm like CHEAH!! All up in the pussy, it was good, tight, she ridin it, solid 7 or 8 in the face....

FAM!!!, no more then 5 minutes in, and scccrreeeecchchhhh, screen door opening, moms is back home. I half jumped up/half got thrown out the bed by the girl as she's scrambling to get dressed ... And shorty was my size!

I jump up grab my boxers, but I couldn't get them nuthugger thermals right so I just tossed them shits behind the door and pullt my jeans up. Moms found em and put the pussy on Protective Custody. No makin out, cop a feel, no alone time basically, in her room or otherwise, I'm talkin sittin on the couch and watch tv with her when I came over type shit.

Thankfully, I eventually got a whip, which doubled as room and board for future sexcapades.

 

[Majestic]

Lol this thread comedy...

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[Dat_Nigga_Marv]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

Nigga considered fallin for the banana in the tailpipe.

awwww shit

 

[ionblast]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[bigjayler]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

A bitch had only one armpit shaved. I got her the fuck out of my crib.

 

[GAMETHEORY]

When they come their asshole spasms also, which makes some of them cum harder due to the resistance.

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Thanks to BGOL, Ive just learned something new today

Bro I cant tell you how many women demand that shit. Now I know unless someone has a different explanation

Is this the new freaky shit from these women or what?

 

[Race Harley]

I was with this chick from my job about 10 years ago, ghetto-type with a great body. She reminded me of Vivica A. Fox. She always acted tough on the job but I took her home one night and she invited me up to the crib. Once we got down to business, she started to cum and was yelling like I was killing her! Imagine, 2am on a Tuesday night, you hear someone yelling for their life! I had to grab the pillow and muffle her. After that, I had sure to use the finishing move of 'Doggie'... made it easier to push her head down into the pillow.

 

[ScottyPiffen745]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

 

[freshnclean]

This has happened to me on 2 separate occasions with 2 DIFFERENT women, years apart:

Messing around with this female and one thing leads to another. Well we are fucking and shit, and move her into a certain position and she freezes up, and then starts crying. The pussy went from super moist to dry like a rubber band. Both times, something happend that triggered a memory from when they had been molested.

I think alot of chicks like this need counseling

Why does that dude have that smirk on his face?

Wow...and I thought I've seen it all

She wont accept anal sex...but she wants to be fingered there and she LOVE that

Anyone know why?

That means that although she's denying anal, she really wants it. She's just not ready for actual act yet

 

[kinglickk]

Waiting for a thread like this to start.... So I meet this chick at the club and I speed her back to the crib. After I blow her back out, chick says she wants to use a dildo on me. I say hell fucking no and start to kick her the fuck out! She beefing saying the last nigga resisted but once she had him tied down and spanked, he was loving it and calling her mistress!!! You know this and a host of variations gonna come!!!! Can't wait to !

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

Never tried anal sex until maybe 8 years ago. Fucked this White MILF. She came over and we went at it and she said I could fuck her in the ass. I started hitting hit and I saw shit on my dick. Not brown shit, funny colored shit with chunks. I was disgusted.

I haven't fucked a chick in the ass since. I'm good on that one. Probably forever. Thanks, Kym. You ruined it for me.

 

[RoadRage]

I wouldn't have trusted the board with that much info...

Man I am saying, that shit was the watered down version he thought would pass under the radar. I would not be surprised if he did get fucked in his ass (actually he never came strait out and said he didnt) and lord knows what his definition of a chick is, meaning he may have been fucking with a tranny who turned the tables around on him, him saying it was a dildo was nothing but smoke to hide the scent.

 

[Nobody]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

that may be true
but just like he doesn't care what we think
i will say that the story that was posted was gay.
it wasn't seeing gay in something, there was no reading between the lines
that shit was gay
what hetero man would even entertain a woman saying that in order for you to fuck her in the ass, she had to be able to put something in yours?
that's an instant red flag yellow flag whistle blown every type of penalty there is.
that thought or suggestion would have ended right there
not oh well i get to do it first........
really?

Yep. No straight man loves anal THAT much to even pretend he'd let her just to fuck her in the ass.

 

[ionblast]

Man I am saying, that shit was the watered down version he thought would pass under the radar. I would not be surprised if he did get fucked in his ass (actually he never came strait out and said he didnt) and lord knows what his definition of a chick is, meaning he may have been fucking with a tranny who turned the tables around on him, him saying it was a dildo was nothing but smoke to hide the scent.

I'm sure that wasn't the only time he's done that shit. Chances are he tried it and liked it so much that it became a regular thing. He posted that shit possibly looking for validation and maybe even others into similar shit (what is it with these fools and their need to tell the whole world about their shit?). He's not the first person on this board to confess to suspect shit. There was one fool who recently confessed to banging "Chicks with Dicks" a month or so ago. The floodgates of faggotry are about to burst on BGOL . . .

 

[Ceenote]

That's nothing, I had one that shitted a little. Happen once, and I never hit it again. Still cant shake that smell and that was about 15 years ago

damn seems as if u had a shitty ordeal!

 

[Mr.Still Fly]

banging a drunk chick... and she started punching me in the chest hard... so I smacked her to get her to chilled out... she was like "that what I like daddy... hit me... hit me harder and choke me"... I was like wtf... you want me to beat you while sex... I'm with smacking ass and pulling hair... but an ass whoomping in sex... Chick was a little crazy but have some great ish!

 

[Don_P]

Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,

I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like at first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.

you should ended your post with...

"#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement"

 

[BUU]

Chicks always throw me off by saying some of the weirdest shit.
I was banging this one chick a few months ago and she screams out “Damn! It’s like a potato! “

 

[NewyorkRealTalk]

This has happened to me on 2 separate occasions with 2 DIFFERENT women, years apart:

Messing around with this female and one thing leads to another. Well we are fucking and shit, and move her into a certain position and she freezes up, and then starts crying. The pussy went from super moist to dry like a rubber band. Both times, something happend that triggered a memory from when they had been molested.

Ive experience this too.

Some girls dont like being bent over etc.