Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF?!",,,
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banging a drunk chick... and she started punching me in the chest hard... so I smacked her to get her to chilled out... she was like "that what I like daddy... hit me... hit me harder and choke me"... I was like wtf... you want me to beat you while sex...I'm with smacking ass and pulling hair... but an ass whoomping in sex...
Crazy in the head.....
Crazy in the bed!!
Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,
i was bangin this nigerian chick at OSU chick was like a 5/6 in the face (funny shaped head) but her lil 5'3 ass had a bangin ass body, like a 9! a certified freak always wore thongs or no underwear, kept the kitty trimmed/bald and was a head dr with a tongue ring,not the best i ever had but top 5! sorry flashback.
but anyway one night im in her dorm she was talkin shit after making me bust from head within 5-10mins. so i had to redeem myself. I let her ride it normal for a while (view from reverse cowgirl was a mother fucker!!). then i threw her all down on all fours. mind you in the dorms the had the longer twin beds (about 6.5 feet long) we are at the foot of the bed so i can have more leverage from doggystyle the chick came the first time in like 5 mins well like 15-20 mins later chick starts getting louder,was throwing it back and everything that ass was looking great. the chick cums like the 3rd or 4th time, Jumps away from me lets out a scream and hits her damn head on the wall on the other end of the bed! im standin there holdin back the laughs and shes rubbing here head.
needless to say 10 mins later im back in it no longer phased by the view of that ass cuz i just keep thinkin about what just happened.I tore it up like it was the last pussy i was ever gonna have! haha
unfortunately we only kicked it about 10-20 times since then, i still think about that night and that ass from time to time. if i knew then what i know now i would've got some pics/film of it.
i was bangin this nigerian chick at OSU chick was like a 5/6 in the face (funny shaped head) but her lil 5'3 ass had a bangin ass body, like a 9! a certified freak always wore thongs or no underwear, kept the kitty trimmed/bald and was a head dr with a tongue ring,not the best i ever had but top 5! sorry flashback.
but anyway one night im in her dorm she was talkin shit after making me bust from head within 5-10mins. so i had to redeem myself. I let her ride it normal for a while (view from reverse cowgirl was a mother fucker!!). then i threw her all down on all fours. mind you in the dorms the had the longer twin beds (about 6.5 feet long) we are at the foot of the bed so i can have more leverage from doggystyle the chick came the first time in like 5 mins well like 15-20 mins later chick starts getting louder,was throwing it back and everything that ass was looking great. the chick cums like the 3rd or 4th time, Jumps away from me lets out a scream and hits her damn head on the wall on the other end of the bed! im standin there holdin back the laughs and shes rubbing here head.
needless to say 10 mins later im back in it no longer phased by the view of that ass cuz i just keep thinkin about what just happened.I tore it up like it was the last pussy i was ever gonna have! haha
unfortunately we only kicked it about 10-20 times since then, i still think about that night and that ass from time to time. if i knew then what i know now i would've got some pics/film of it.
Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,
I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was likeat first but I wanted it so bad so I said yeah but I go first so I do my thing and after I was finished she said now's my turn and she went up under her bed and pulled out a strap-on with what had to be a 16 inch dildo attatched. I damn near shited on myself. I told her hell no I thought you were going to stick your tongue or finger up there, not this shit. What happened next I cant explain but it involved cuffs, a paddle , and me calling her mistress.
She was nervous and slipped up. 
that's all....
See.............I would have busted off laughing and started putting on my clothes....I would laughed my ass all the way home.....
Back in 98, I was dating this guy and found out he was married and I told him to kick rocks-Well...dude stalked me for a minute. I lived in a town home, and my mail slot was on my door...One night I was downstairs in my living room w/ my on & off again boyfriend....He had my legs pinned up on the couch and was eating me out...The married stalker ex came to my door-screaming and yelling. Saying I know you in there, I seen dude come over! You better not be fucking him! One thing I dont do is keep secrets, so the guy I was with knew what was up and was somewhat of an ass/jerk. He was like fuck him and kept doing his thing. Dude outside kept yelling so finally he looked in my mail slot...........By this time I was bent over the couch getting hit from the back. Dude outside let out a noise like some one shot him! Like a really bad pain...He said YOU BITCH I HATE YOU!!!!!!! You giving him all that good pussy! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!
Dude I was with was laughing so hard! He said dayum..>What did you do to him? Give him some head?
**DEAD**
that's all....was with this new chick a few weeks ago,,, she comes over to the crib & we start to do our thing,,, in the middle of sex, SHE yells out, "Aw Yeah,,, GIVE ME THAT PUSSY!!!",,, wtf
I was bangin this chic and I asked her was she going to let me get in that ass and she said only way you're going to fuck me in the ass is if I can fuck you in yours. I was like
See.............I would have busted off laughing and started putting on my clothes....I would laughed my ass all the way home.....
messed with a dude...he tooted his ass up on all fours...bent his dick backwards and wanted me to suck it
Back in 98, I was dating this guy and found out he was married and I told him to kick rocks-Well...dude stalked me for a minute. I lived in a town home, and my mail slot was on my door...One night I was downstairs in my living room w/ my on & off again boyfriend....He had my legs pinned up on the couch and was eating me out...The married stalker ex came to my door-screaming and yelling. Saying I know you in there, I seen dude come over! You better not be fucking him! One thing I dont do is keep secrets, so the guy I was with knew what was up and was somewhat of an ass/jerk. He was like fuck him and kept doing his thing. Dude outside kept yelling so finally he looked in my mail slot...........By this time I was bent over the couch getting hit from the back. Dude outside let out a noise like some one shot him! Like a really bad pain...He said YOU BITCH I HATE YOU!!!!!!! You giving him all that good pussy! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!
Dude I was with was laughing so hard! He said dayum..>What did you do to him? Give him some head?
**DEAD**
My worst was about 4 months ago.Fucking this Filipino/Brazilian chick that I had been fucking on and off again for a few years now.This chick used to be gorgeous and modeled for those Import Tuner magazines,but kinda chubby now.She is also kind of crazy and always on and off with her church.Well earlier in the day,she called me telling me that she was going to do a missionary mission in a few months and was going to be a church adviser.She said that she was planning to be abstinent for a few years because she didn't want to be a hypocrite in the church.She then tells me that she wanted to "get that dick one last time" before she does this.So she comes over and while we are having sex,I decide that I want to have anal with her.I get up,throw some baby oil on for lube and start fucking.Then I get this stanky ass smell.Pull my dick out and it looks COVERED in baby shit.Not only that,but it was smelly as hell.It had the consistency of chilli and my whole bedroom stank.The crazy thing was that the chick asked me to keep going.Like she didnt smell that shit! I hoped up,ran and grabbed a towel,wiped myself,thenwrapped a towel around her and walked her to the bathroom.I was worried as hell of that shit getting to my mattress and carpets.Sent her home after she showered(she never apologized or seemed even slightly bothered by everything).I then showered in vinegar for 3 days to get the smell off my dick.
Long story short, put lil mama on the bare floor cuz the bed was making too much noise. Finished beatin it up, got up washed off and got something to eat. Looking at tv for a few and noticed I don't hear her around the house. This chick still in the room sprawled out on the floor looking like a homicide without the chalk outline! She ain't sleep so I'm like WTF??? She looked up talking bout "I'm ok". Lol
She looked up talking bout "I'm ok". Lol
u went in her asshole raw fam? not tryin to diss but wtf were u thinkin, oh and that would have scared me for life
my 1st yr in college i joined this club that was into playing pen/paper/dice RPGs,the day i had joined they were still playing this at the time
the group i was in wanted me to talk to this one Goth chick who played(had to do this in character,as i was playing as a Blade-like persona) and she was all faking a Euro accent all like"i know of another way i can persuade you to join my clan.." so i ended up smashing her(she was on top) and i was noticing her eyes were all rolled back in her head,then when i moved to put a finger in her mouth she went and bit down HARD on the area between my thumb and forefinger on my left hand..i started screaming like"AAAAAHHBITCHLEGGOMYHANDAAAAHHH!!!" then shoved her off me and ran in the bathroom to run my hand in some cold water,as blood was trickling out the holes where she had bit me,i looked out towards the bedroom and saw she was rolling around on the bed giggling,that was when i noticed she had her front teeth filed down to the point where they actually looked like fangs
the group i was in wanted me to talk to this one Goth chick who played(had to do this in character,as i was playing as a Blade-like persona) and she was all faking a Euro accent all like"i know of another way i can persuade you to join my clan.." so i ended up smashing her(she was on top) and i was noticing her eyes were all rolled back in her head,then when i moved to put a finger in her mouth she went and bit down HARD on the area between my thumb and forefinger on my left hand..i started screaming like"AAAAAHHBITCHLEGGOMYHANDAAAAHHH!!!" then shoved her off me and ran in the bathroom to run my hand in some cold water,as blood was trickling out the holes where she had bit me,i looked out towards the bedroom and saw she was rolling around on the bed giggling,that was when i noticed she had her front teeth filed down to the point where they actually looked like fangs
One time I had this chick,
her coochie was so tight,
I couldn't get in it.
Took me a week
I was like WTF.
Asian i assume..?
^SpiderMan^ said:
this makes me wonder about some of those models on MFC who be doing the "anal dildo" routines
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Similar scenario but was WAY past the virgin wall, graduated from college & was already used to running up & down the East coat on some road trip shit, hitting up functions;
well versed in getting pussy but the local pussy was some new shit to me ironically;
Substitute LI for Manhattan & chick was about to graduate in a yr or less when we connected as was in grad school.
Already set it on her outside of BMCC in a whip in BK one night so I guess that set the tone
(plus fingered her in my whip as fam drove it with about 4-5 of her girlfriends jammed in the car trying not to watch her make fuck faces as I try & make her nut as she's onmy lap with short shorts
);
damn, we hit EVERY borough that whole day except SI PLUS across the bridge
started fucking with chick 4 a while but @ the time so was trying to get her to bless me - her body has been saying yes but mouth kept on the no;
we were up in her Mom's crib when she still stayed there
{type of crib where when u first walk in, look right down the hall & there's the door to her room right next to her Moms then the living room}
So she finally decided to bless me ( which from That point on there was ALWAYS blessings bestowed, Everytime we fucked
) & as
am sitting back on that bunk bed eyes closed, all of a sudden I hear the keys jiggling & front door opening
No thermals but got my clothes & pushed her up out of the room to block the doorway; FUCK GETTING CAUGHT FUCKING
(have been Close as have hauled ass up out of basements when Pops are waking up, going to work,
have fucked chicks while on the phone with their Moms,
whilst doors open with a bunch of people downstairs fuckling a lound assed chick,
outside, in cars & all types of wild shit but Never caught; close but no cigar Im just no having it.)
So she's greeting her Moms. nervously plus obvious as fuck & out I come out of her daughter's room, trying to play shit off
Mom's face was on some
Wasnt busted in the act but wtf was I doin in that room
Another snowy night in NY early mid 90s, had chick out in Bk @ my dog's
(who was sweating chick somewhat on some friendly, nice guy shit & trying to get the go ahead passively from her - once she told him to ask me & I never said Ye or Ne) apt;
Long Story shorter, we're all kicking it, getting bent but my dog either goes into another room or fucks around & leaves;
We get into our 1,2 thing,
have her blind folder, tied up, teasing,
fucking, bent, then take all that shit off, fucking & chilling some more;
must have overwhelmed homegirl's mind & system as when I went to the bathroom, the paranoia of the equality must have kicked in along with her twisted imagination;
dont u know when I came back in the room, chick was Out of There
So NOW, Im bugging, thinking all kind of shit may have happened to chick...whereTF's she;d go ina snowstorm;
am blowing up her own phone @ her Mom's crib & its like 1-2 am;
Finally get in touch with her & she thought we were gonna run some type of flim fam;
Now my kats are grimey but not on THAT level
So Im vexed & still wanna finish seeing chick;
Now Im pushing the whip ina snowstorm from E Flat all the way Uptown, snatch chick up & go & set in off of the West Side highway in one of them rest area spots after we talk & peace shit out;
Go in so hard on that ass, we Both fall asleep;
Wake up sometime around dawn, clear the car off of snow & troop back to BK;
meanwhile, her Moms is thinking I kidnapped the chick, blowing my answering machine up, leaving all types of detailed msgs looking for her daughter who's freak ass was open on the dick yet never truly explained the nature of our 'relations' to her Moms keeping me as the fall guy
( she wasnt my girl & I wasnt her man but she was trying her hardest to bump my chick & hog my time, taking what she could get);.
Have a bag full of tales on that tail like her yelling out of an open window while fucking, telling my man to "GO AWAY! GO AWAY!!!" Loud as FUCK, Knowing we already made plans to all go out, driving around in a classic 450SEL with the trans blwon so it doesn do reverse but still drives - fucking chick all over & out the sunroof to passing highway drivers even @ the parking lot of the Courtesy hotel, then inside, getting awaken by the wake up call & had chick fall asleep blessing me with JollyRanchers in her mouth having fruit color shit on my dick in the morning;
Am trying to remember a place where I didnt fuck her.
Probably the last time & 1st I had anal sex was getting her mad open with the myself & the toys, then busting off deep in that ass; had her trained with some good pussy so wasnt something that I became obsessed with having like many, just another way of getting chick to another level.
Since & b4 then, many a chick has THOUGHT they wanted it like that but were not ready & Im good with that.
Had another chick beg me to fuck her while we waited @ PortAuth for the bus to come; her drunk, bent ass temporarily lost her mind & was having fits in public & ended up blessing me int he back while a person or two were slickly trying to watch in the dark; she said she knew they were watching later & made her want to do it more;
All u mofuckas fiending for some asshole are fucking disgusting if you're not @ Least having chicks fast & enema for a day b4 u wanna go all in like my White bitch used to tell me.
Had a chick show me my hand prints on her ass & still am not sure if she was embarassed, pissed, trying to play pissed or loving it
Don't care neither
Same chick, (married homegirl for years, Army or Marines chick) who talked big shit & wanted to fuck yet found her pussy bloody when she first got the dick all the way in - had her blessing me in the rental from Philly with the towtruck driver behind us watching from time to time; he accidnetally bumped us @ a tool stop too
Fucked this lil BK control freak chick from HampU up in my crib out of state so well, she bugged out, paniaced & left like I did something to her. Short cutie who literally curled up on the arm of my couch like a cat; That bugged me out, fuck the dramatics!
Was fucking with this married joint from Irvington who's husband used to fuck with the white, plus she was into abuse, combatitive type of relations all wild & shit: from an ex boyfriend she allowed to slap her to try & make her tougher or react with toughness,
to her beating another kat's ass who tried to get her to go swinging on the net to another dude who she used to hit him with toys & shit like that batty kat with that post up in here;
The redbone pair shaped bitch tried to watch one of her massive collections of porn in my crib but broke out some bowling pin battyman shit & that was an end to her bringing any of her collections of kink; She said she liked to watch me watch it but I was too busy watching her;
am blowing trees with chick & a matchtip hits her by accident;
so she gets to pinching me REAL Hard thinking I did it on purpose, wanting me to inflict some pain back to her to make them eyes glow;
had to put that lil game to an end b4 I found myself beating that bitch's ass as the pinching turned into me wrestling that bitch up & throwing her in the yoke until we fucked which she probably liked;
used to come check me from like 2 or so hours away every few weeks; later told me she begged one kat to Choke her while fucking & he wouldnt {"CHOKE ME, CHOKE ME!
} as cant relate since she & myself never had that problem nor convos like that.
she always found herself wrestling up or fighting some kat
ROTC chick too with alot of strange abuses she went through with her porn collection freak Parents who found her own stash & were watching it as a family with her sister
Wish I could make this type shit up.
One wild ep was fucking this young lady who was on her period in the day then putting my dick right in her mouth afterwards knowing to myself that she may be tasting her own mensus
(a glimmer of light in a dark room showed me that was more than pussy wetness onmy dick fuck it) but thats part of the game I guess, aint it?
Once fucked this chick I was exclusive with who semingly became addicted to her toys so even when I nutted in her, the only sensation she was overly focused on was that buzzing on her clit as if I wasnt even there; took me a lil min to figure how to really handle her the way I wanted to & did.
The weirdest shit about her was that she had a sick ass, did squats like 4-5 times/wk but couldnt take it from the back nor enjoyed it @ all
plus had no sensitivity in her tits; weird, bugged out shit along with a lot of things she did.
Oh yeah, later titty fucked this hot assed delta chick who came though my hood on the whim (later found out that her & her friend were checking these guys & stopped by to see myself & my man when one's shit fell through & the other got her shit off);
After I beastfucked her in my small apt real quick for the 1st time with like 4 or 5 people in the living room a door away, she put my dick on her shoulder, panting, when we just finished like it was a trophy or some shit
once I finished;
later on while tittyfucking & he blessing me, her shit was so good, I accidentally blasted her in her face & it got in her eye;
Her dumb ass runs back & tells her girl who tells my Dog;
now his country PolkCty ass gets to clowning & for the rest of the weekend, theyre BOTH calling me OleDirty right in front of chick
Have fallen back considerably from the hoes & wild ass jumpoff shit though from the 90s & '00s
& ALL u kats who are mystified about why chicks want a finger in their asshole
That's Because I used to jam a finger in their asses while fucking the shit out of them in the 90s & they MISS IT;
Y'all BETTER get on YOUR Job if u DONT Know, Fuck being all bitch shocked & shit
I Will NEVER Believe in no fucking DP shit becuse I vividly remeber feeling my own dicktip when sticking a finger in the ass of an open chick I was fucking.
Although I saw a teenie tiny amount of shit on an anal plug on this white chick I was slutting out while she was rocking one of them restraints & shit,
never an amount that was enough to make me sick or never forget it; long time b4 that, told & PROMISED myself that I NEVER wanted to see my dick covered with nut, shit & blood & I NEVER WILL!
Plus whomever EVER wanted me to piss & shit on them was getting knocked the fuck out next if I did do it, fuck outta here with all the deviant shit
Oh yeah, Babygirl bit down on my thumb one night & cut it but that wasnt a bad thing, just a reflection of the level of passion that was going down; she didnt even realize what she did so gets a pass.
peace
peace
One big ass WTF moment was when I was getting off the virgin wall, I was bangin this chick in her bunkbed and shit. It was the dead of winter mind you in Long Island and at the time I'm not whippin I'm walkin and bussin it, so I had thermals onhmm
FAM!!!, no more then 5 minutes in, and scccrreeeecchchhhh, screen door opening, moms is back home. I half jumped up/half got thrown out the bed by the girl as she's scrambling to get dressed
I jump up grab my boxers, but I couldn't get them nuthugger thermals right so I just tossed them shits behind the door and pullt my jeans up. Moms found em and put the pussy on Protective Custody. No makin out, cop a feel, no alone time basically, in her room or otherwise, I'm talkin sittin on the couch and watch tv with her when I came over type shit.
Thankfully, I eventually got a whip, which doubled as room and board for future sexcapades.
Similar scenario but was WAY past the virgin wall, graduated from college & was already used to running up & down the East coat on some road trip shit, hitting up functions;
well versed in getting pussy but the local pussy was some new shit to me ironically;
Substitute LI for Manhattan & chick was about to graduate in a yr or less when we connected as was in grad school.
Already set it on her outside of BMCC in a whip in BK one night so I guess that set the tone
(plus fingered her in my whip as fam drove it with about 4-5 of her girlfriends jammed in the car trying not to watch her make fuck faces as I try & make her nut as she's onmy lap with short shorts
); damn, we hit EVERY borough that whole day except SI PLUS across the bridge
started fucking with chick 4 a while but @ the time so was trying to get her to bless me - her body has been saying yes but mouth kept on the no;
we were up in her Mom's crib when she still stayed there
{type of crib where when u first walk in, look right down the hall & there's the door to her room right next to her Moms then the living room}
So she finally decided to bless me ( which from That point on there was ALWAYS blessings bestowed, Everytime we fucked
) & asam sitting back on that bunk bed eyes closed, all of a sudden I hear the keys jiggling & front door opening
No thermals but got my clothes & pushed her up out of the room to block the doorway; FUCK GETTING CAUGHT FUCKING
(have been Close as have hauled ass up out of basements when Pops are waking up, going to work,
have fucked chicks while on the phone with their Moms,
whilst doors open with a bunch of people downstairs fuckling a lound assed chick,
outside, in cars & all types of wild shit but Never caught; close but no cigar
Im just no having it.)So she's greeting her Moms. nervously plus obvious as fuck & out I come out of her daughter's room, trying to play shit off
Mom's face was on some
Wasnt busted in the act but wtf was I doin in that room
Another snowy night in NY early mid 90s, had chick out in Bk @ my dog's
(who was sweating chick somewhat on some friendly, nice guy shit & trying to get the go ahead passively from her - once she told him to ask me & I never said Ye or Ne) apt;
Long Story shorter, we're all kicking it, getting bent but my dog either goes into another room or fucks around & leaves;
We get into our 1,2 thing,
have her blind folder, tied up, teasing,
fucking, bent, then take all that shit off, fucking & chilling some more;
must have overwhelmed homegirl's mind & system as when I went to the bathroom, the paranoia of the equality must have kicked in along with her twisted imagination;
dont u know when I came back in the room, chick was Out of There
So NOW, Im bugging, thinking all kind of shit may have happened to chick...whereTF's she;d go ina snowstorm;
am blowing up her own phone @ her Mom's crib & its like 1-2 am;
Finally get in touch with her & she thought we were gonna run some type of flim fam;
Now my kats are grimey but not on THAT level
So Im vexed & still wanna finish seeing chick;
Now Im pushing the whip ina snowstorm from E Flat all the way Uptown, snatch chick up & go & set in off of the West Side highway in one of them rest area spots after we talk & peace shit out;
Go in so hard on that ass, we Both fall asleep;
Wake up sometime around dawn, clear the car off of snow & troop back to BK;
meanwhile, her Moms is thinking I kidnapped the chick, blowing my answering machine up, leaving all types of detailed msgs looking for her daughter who's freak ass was open on the dick yet never truly explained the nature of our 'relations' to her Moms
keeping me as the fall guy ( she wasnt my girl & I wasnt her man but she was trying her hardest to bump my chick & hog my time, taking what she could get);.
Have a bag full of tales on that tail like her yelling out of an open window while fucking, telling my man to "GO AWAY! GO AWAY!!!" Loud as FUCK, Knowing we already made plans to all go out, driving around in a classic 450SEL with the trans blwon so it doesn do reverse but still drives - fucking chick all over & out the sunroof to passing highway drivers even @ the parking lot of the Courtesy hotel, then inside, getting awaken by the wake up call & had chick fall asleep blessing me with JollyRanchers in her mouth having fruit color shit on my dick in the morning
; Am trying to remember a place where I didnt fuck her.
Probably the last time & 1st I had anal sex was getting her mad open with the myself & the toys, then busting off deep in that ass; had her trained with some good pussy so wasnt something that I became obsessed with having like many, just another way of getting chick to another level.
Since & b4 then, many a chick has THOUGHT they wanted it like that
but were not ready & Im good with that.Had another chick beg me to fuck her while we waited @ PortAuth for the bus to come; her drunk, bent ass temporarily lost her mind & was having fits in public & ended up blessing me int he back while a person or two were slickly trying to watch in the dark; she said she knew they were watching later & made her want to do it more;
All u mofuckas fiending for some asshole are fucking disgusting if you're not @ Least having chicks fast & enema for a day b4 u wanna go all in like my White bitch used to tell me.
Had a chick show me my hand prints on her ass & still am not sure if she was embarassed, pissed, trying to play pissed or loving it
Don't care neither
Same chick, (married homegirl for years, Army or Marines chick) who talked big shit & wanted to fuck yet found her pussy bloody when she first got the dick all the way in - had her blessing me in the rental from Philly with the towtruck driver behind us watching from time to time; he accidnetally bumped us @ a tool stop too
Fucked this lil BK control freak chick from HampU up in my crib out of state so well, she bugged out, paniaced & left like I did something to her. Short cutie who literally curled up on the arm of my couch like a cat; That bugged me out, fuck the dramatics!
Was fucking with this married joint from Irvington who's husband used to fuck with the white, plus she was into abuse, combatitive type of relations all wild & shit: from an ex boyfriend she allowed to slap her to try & make her tougher or react with toughness
, to her beating another kat's ass who tried to get her to go swinging on the net to another dude who she used to hit him with toys & shit like that batty kat with that post up in here;
The redbone pair shaped bitch tried to watch one of her massive collections of porn in my crib but broke out some bowling pin battyman shit & that was an end to her bringing any of her collections of kink
; She said she liked to watch me watch it but I was too busy watching her;am blowing trees with chick & a matchtip hits her by accident;
so she gets to pinching me REAL Hard thinking I did it on purpose, wanting me to inflict some pain back to her to make them eyes glow;
had to put that lil game to an end b4 I found myself beating that bitch's ass as the pinching turned into me wrestling that bitch up & throwing her in the yoke until we fucked which she probably liked;
used to come check me from like 2 or so hours away every few weeks; later told me she begged one kat to Choke her while fucking & he wouldnt {"CHOKE ME, CHOKE ME!
} as cant relate since she & myself never had that problem nor convos like that.she always found herself wrestling up or fighting some kat
ROTC chick too with alot of strange abuses she went through with her porn collection freak Parents who found her own stash & were watching it as a family with her sister
Wish I could make this type shit up.
One wild ep was fucking this young lady who was on her period in the day then putting my dick right in her mouth afterwards knowing to myself that she may be tasting her own mensus
(a glimmer of light in a dark room showed me that was more than pussy wetness onmy dick
fuck it) but thats part of the game I guess, aint it?Once fucked this chick I was exclusive with who semingly became addicted to her toys so even when I nutted in her, the only sensation she was overly focused on was that buzzing on her clit as if I wasnt even there; took me a lil min to figure how to really handle her the way I wanted to & did.
The weirdest shit about her was that she had a sick ass, did squats like 4-5 times/wk but couldnt take it from the back nor enjoyed it @ all
plus had no sensitivity in her tits; weird, bugged out shit along with a lot of things she did.
Oh yeah, later titty fucked this hot assed delta chick who came though my hood on the whim (later found out that her & her friend were checking these guys & stopped by to see myself & my man when one's shit fell through & the other got her shit off);
After I beastfucked her in my small apt real quick for the 1st time with like 4 or 5 people in the living room a door away, she put my dick on her shoulder, panting, when we just finished like it was a trophy or some shit
once I finished;
later on while tittyfucking & he blessing me, her shit was so good, I accidentally blasted her in her face & it got in her eye;
Her dumb ass runs back & tells her girl who tells my Dog;
now his country PolkCty ass gets to clowning & for the rest of the weekend, theyre BOTH calling me OleDirty right in front of chick
Have fallen back considerably from the hoes & wild ass jumpoff shit though from the 90s & '00s
& ALL u kats who are mystified about why chicks want a finger in their asshole
That's Because I used to jam a finger in their asses while fucking the shit out of them in the 90s & they MISS IT
;Y'all BETTER get on YOUR Job if u DONT Know, Fuck being all bitch shocked & shit
I Will NEVER Believe in no fucking DP shit becuse I vividly remeber feeling my own dicktip when sticking a finger in the ass of an open chick I was fucking.
Although I saw a teenie tiny amount of shit on an anal plug on this white chick I was slutting out while she was rocking one of them restraints & shit,
never an amount that was enough to make me sick or never forget it; long time b4 that, told & PROMISED myself that I NEVER wanted to see my dick covered with nut, shit & blood & I NEVER WILL!
Plus whomever EVER wanted me to piss & shit on them was getting knocked the fuck out next if I did do it, fuck outta here with all the deviant shit
Oh yeah, Babygirl bit down on my thumb one night & cut it but that wasnt a bad thing, just a reflection of the level of passion that was going down; she didnt even realize what she did so gets a pass.
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Similar scenario but was WAY past the virgin wall, graduated from college & was already used to running up & down the East coat on some road trip shit, hitting up functions;
well versed in getting pussy but the local pussy was some new shit to me ironically;
Substitute LI for Manhattan & chick was about to graduate in a yr or less when we connected as was in grad school.
Already set it on her outside of BMCC in a whip in BK one night so I guess that set the tone
(plus fingered her in my whip as fam drove it with about 4-5 of her girlfriends jammed in the car trying not to watch her make fuck faces as I try & make her nut as she's onmy lap with short shorts
damn, we hit EVERY borough that whole day except SI PLUS across the bridge
started fucking with chick 4 a while but @ the time so was trying to get her to bless me - her body has been saying yes but mouth kept on the no;
we were up in her Mom's crib when she still stayed there
{type of crib where when u first walk in, look right down the hall & there's the door to her room right next to her Moms then the living room}
So she finally decided to bless me ( which from That point on there was ALWAYS blessings bestowed, Everytime we fucked
am sitting back on that bunk bed eyes closed, all of a sudden I hear the keys jiggling & front door opening
No thermals but got my clothes & pushed her up out of the room to block the doorway; FUCK GETTING CAUGHT FUCKING
(have been Close as have hauled ass up out of basements when Pops are waking up, going to work,
have fucked chicks while on the phone with their Moms,
whilst doors open with a bunch of people downstairs fuckling a lound assed chick,
outside, in cars & all types of wild shit but Never caught; close but no cigar
So she's greeting her Moms. nervously plus obvious as fuck & out I come out of her daughter's room, trying to play shit off
Mom's face was on some
Wasnt busted in the act but wtf was I doin in that room
Another snowy night in NY early mid 90s, had chick out in Bk @ my dog's
(who was sweating chick somewhat on some friendly, nice guy shit & trying to get the go ahead passively from her - once she told him to ask me & I never said Ye or Ne) apt;
Long Story shorter, we're all kicking it, getting bent but my dog either goes into another room or fucks around & leaves;
We get into our 1,2 thing,
have her blind folder, tied up, teasing,
fucking, bent, then take all that shit off, fucking & chilling some more;
must have overwhelmed homegirl's mind & system as when I went to the bathroom, the paranoia of the equality must have kicked in along with her twisted imagination;
dont u know when I came back in the room, chick was Out of There
So NOW, Im bugging, thinking all kind of shit may have happened to chick...whereTF's she;d go ina snowstorm;
am blowing up her own phone @ her Mom's crib & its like 1-2 am;
Finally get in touch with her & she thought we were gonna run some type of flim fam;
Now my kats are grimey but not on THAT level
So Im vexed & still wanna finish seeing chick;
Now Im pushing the whip ina snowstorm from E Flat all the way Uptown, snatch chick up & go & set in off of the West Side highway in one of them rest area spots after we talk & peace shit out;
Go in so hard on that ass, we Both fall asleep;
Wake up sometime around dawn, clear the car off of snow & troop back to BK;
meanwhile, her Moms is thinking I kidnapped the chick, blowing my answering machine up, leaving all types of detailed msgs looking for her daughter who's freak ass was open on the dick yet never truly explained the nature of our 'relations' to her Moms
( she wasnt my girl & I wasnt her man but she was trying her hardest to bump my chick & hog my time, taking what she could get);.
Have a bag full of tales on that tail like her yelling out of an open window while fucking, telling my man to "GO AWAY! GO AWAY!!!" Loud as FUCK, Knowing we already made plans to all go out, driving around in a classic 450SEL with the trans blwon so it doesn do reverse but still drives - fucking chick all over & out the sunroof to passing highway drivers even @ the parking lot of the Courtesy hotel, then inside, getting awaken by the wake up call & had chick fall asleep blessing me with JollyRanchers in her mouth having fruit color shit on my dick in the morning
Am trying to remember a place where I didnt fuck her.
Probably the last time & 1st I had anal sex was getting her mad open with the myself & the toys, then busting off deep in that ass; had her trained with some good pussy so wasnt something that I became obsessed with having like many, just another way of getting chick to another level.
Since & b4 then, many a chick has THOUGHT they wanted it like that
Had another chick beg me to fuck her while we waited @ PortAuth for the bus to come; her drunk, bent ass temporarily lost her mind & was having fits in public & ended up blessing me int he back while a person or two were slickly trying to watch in the dark; she said she knew they were watching later & made her want to do it more;
All u mofuckas fiending for some asshole are fucking disgusting if you're not @ Least having chicks fast & enema for a day b4 u wanna go all in like my White bitch used to tell me.
Had a chick show me my hand prints on her ass & still am not sure if she was embarassed, pissed, trying to play pissed or loving it
Don't care neither
Same chick, (married homegirl for years, Army or Marines chick) who talked big shit & wanted to fuck yet found her pussy bloody when she first got the dick all the way in - had her blessing me in the rental from Philly with the towtruck driver behind us watching from time to time; he accidnetally bumped us @ a tool stop too
Fucked this lil BK control freak chick from HampU up in my crib out of state so well, she bugged out, paniaced & left like I did something to her. Short cutie who literally curled up on the arm of my couch like a cat; That bugged me out, fuck the dramatics!
Was fucking with this married joint from Irvington who's husband used to fuck with the white, plus she was into abuse, combatitive type of relations all wild & shit: from an ex boyfriend she allowed to slap her to try & make her tougher or react with toughness
to her beating another kat's ass who tried to get her to go swinging on the net to another dude who she used to hit him with toys & shit like that batty kat with that post up in here;
The redbone pair shaped bitch tried to watch one of her massive collections of porn in my crib but broke out some bowling pin battyman shit & that was an end to her bringing any of her collections of kink
am blowing trees with chick & a matchtip hits her by accident;
so she gets to pinching me REAL Hard thinking I did it on purpose, wanting me to inflict some pain back to her to make them eyes glow;
had to put that lil game to an end b4 I found myself beating that bitch's ass as the pinching turned into me wrestling that bitch up & throwing her in the yoke until we fucked which she probably liked;
used to come check me from like 2 or so hours away every few weeks; later told me she begged one kat to Choke her while fucking & he wouldnt {"CHOKE ME, CHOKE ME!
she always found herself wrestling up or fighting some kat
ROTC chick too with alot of strange abuses she went through with her porn collection freak Parents who found her own stash & were watching it as a family with her sister
Wish I could make this type shit up.
One wild ep was fucking this young lady who was on her period in the day then putting my dick right in her mouth afterwards knowing to myself that she may be tasting her own mensus
(a glimmer of light in a dark room showed me that was more than pussy wetness onmy dick
Once fucked this chick I was exclusive with who semingly became addicted to her toys so even when I nutted in her, the only sensation she was overly focused on was that buzzing on her clit as if I wasnt even there; took me a lil min to figure how to really handle her the way I wanted to & did.
The weirdest shit about her was that she had a sick ass, did squats like 4-5 times/wk but couldnt take it from the back nor enjoyed it @ all
plus had no sensitivity in her tits; weird, bugged out shit along with a lot of things she did.
Oh yeah, later titty fucked this hot assed delta chick who came though my hood on the whim (later found out that her & her friend were checking these guys & stopped by to see myself & my man when one's shit fell through & the other got her shit off);
After I beastfucked her in my small apt real quick for the 1st time with like 4 or 5 people in the living room a door away, she put my dick on her shoulder, panting, when we just finished like it was a trophy or some shit
once I finished;
later on while tittyfucking & he blessing me, her shit was so good, I accidentally blasted her in her face & it got in her eye;
Her dumb ass runs back & tells her girl who tells my Dog;
now his country PolkCty ass gets to clowning & for the rest of the weekend, theyre BOTH calling me OleDirty right in front of chick
Have fallen back considerably from the hoes & wild ass jumpoff shit though from the 90s & '00s
& ALL u kats who are mystified about why chicks want a finger in their asshole
That's Because I used to jam a finger in their asses while fucking the shit out of them in the 90s & they MISS IT
Y'all BETTER get on YOUR Job if u DONT Know, Fuck being all bitch shocked & shit
I Will NEVER Believe in no fucking DP shit becuse I vividly remeber feeling my own dicktip when sticking a finger in the ass of an open chick I was fucking.
Although I saw a teenie tiny amount of shit on an anal plug on this white chick I was slutting out while she was rocking one of them restraints & shit,
never an amount that was enough to make me sick or never forget it; long time b4 that, told & PROMISED myself that I NEVER wanted to see my dick covered with nut, shit & blood & I NEVER WILL!
Plus whomever EVER wanted me to piss & shit on them was getting knocked the fuck out next if I did do it, fuck outta here with all the deviant shit
Oh yeah, Babygirl bit down on my thumb one night & cut it but that wasnt a bad thing, just a reflection of the level of passion that was going down; she didnt even realize what she did so gets a pass.
peace
I think alot of chicks like this need counseling
Why does that dude have that smirk on his face?
That means that although she's denying anal, she really wants it. She's just not ready for actual act yet
Ohh I see... that shit always troubled me. I was like if she wants to be fingered in her ass..does that mean she is into anal sex or what?
But then some didn't come across as they are into anal stuff but then again the fingering was kinda a new learning experience...
Man, I'm learning something new everyday here
Re: Things That Happened During SEX That Made YOU Say "WTF!",,,
i was hittin this chic one night and she started crying on me talking bout her dead cousin, needless to say that was it for me.
i was hittin this chic one night and she started crying on me talking bout her dead cousin, needless to say that was it for me.
Hangar One Kefir Lime? I know it was dumb but it seemed like a great idea at the time.
Real talk, I knew this chick who swears she was not into anal. One time she was on top while we were fucking. I was grabbing her ass and was like fucked it, I got some pussy juice on my finger and fingered around her ass...she fell back to get it in, came and collapsed.
Another time, we were fucking, I asked her where did she want me to nut, she yelled out "In my ass!". The train had already left the station so I'm thinking "next time"
I'm like..ok, another time I was like, you down with the anal right? She was like hell no.
When I was 17 I was dating this half Thai/Germasn chick. Her mom was thai and married to my mothers Captain (Army). Me, her, her mom and Dad drove to France one Friday. Her pops stopped to get gas and directions and her mom was sitting in the front seat. We were already touching each other on the sly and then she acted like she was tired and laid her head in my lap. Next thing you know she giving me some head while her moms is sitting in the front seat. Shit blew my mind. Her moms used to always let me spend the night and everything (of course when her pops was in the field).
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my 1st yr in college i joined this club that was into playing pen/paper/dice RPGs,the day i had joined they were still playing this at the time
the group i was in wanted me to talk to this one Goth chick who played(had to do this in character,as i was playing as a Blade-like persona) and she was all faking a Euro accent all like"i know of another way i can persuade you to join my clan.." so i ended up smashing her(she was on top) and i was noticing her eyes were all rolled back in her head,then when i moved to put a finger in her mouth she went and bit down HARD on the area between my thumb and forefinger on my left hand..i started screaming like"AAAAAHHBITCHLEGGOMYHANDAAAAHHH!!!" then shoved her off me and ran in the bathroom to run my hand in some cold water,as blood was trickling out the holes where she had bit me,i looked out towards the bedroom and saw she was rolling around on the bed giggling,that was when i noticed she had her front teeth filed down to the point where they actually looked like fangs
yo i wouldve had to smack that broad up for that shitwell a weird thing i remember happening before the sex actually happened was with my homegirl....3 yrs older than me...puerto rican chick...at the time i had just broke up with my last ex....she hit me up with a random call wanting to know how im doing and what not...then she start dropping hints that she wanted to fuck...id been cool with her for about 5 years and me and her had never hooked up before...so i was like cool then i asked her to describe what she specifically wanted to do....she was saying all the right things until convo got to the topic of anal..she said she didn't let anybody do her up there however she said she was into using ben wah balls....im like what the fuck is ben wah balls....she told me what they were and then she told me how her ex used to like them stuck up his ass while she was giving him head and how he would cum alot and hard....she got it into her head that every man would like that and would i be interested...im like do i look i did a stint in prison....she was almost pleading with me to want to do this....im like if we hookup its whatever but nothing is going up my ass....i was so creeped out i never followed up for the hookup...me and her are still cool but even if i become single that hookup will never happen
....she told me what they were and then she told me how her ex used to like them stuck up his ass while she was giving him head and how he would cum alot and hard....she got it into her head that every man would like that and would i be interested...im like do i look i did a stint in prison....she was almost pleading with me to want to do this....im like if we hookup its whatever but nothing is going up my ass....i was so creeped out i never followed up for the hookup...me and her are still cool but even if i become single that hookup will never happen
Back in 98, I was dating this guy and found out he was married and I told him to kick rocks-Well...dude stalked me for a minute. I lived in a town home, and my mail slot was on my door...One night I was downstairs in my living room w/ my on & off again boyfriend....He had my legs pinned up on the couch and was eating me out...The married stalker ex came to my door-screaming and yelling. Saying I know you in there, I seen dude come over! You better not be fucking him! One thing I dont do is keep secrets, so the guy I was with knew what was up and was somewhat of an ass/jerk. He was like fuck him and kept doing his thing. Dude outside kept yelling so finally he looked in my mail slot...........By this time I was bent over the couch getting hit from the back. Dude outside let out a noise like some one shot him! Like a really bad pain...He said YOU BITCH I HATE YOU!!!!!!! You giving him all that good pussy! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!
Dude I was with was laughing so hard! He said dayum..>What did you do to him? Give him some head?
**DEAD**
Damn, girl. YOu put it on him. I am laughing at the image of watching somebody have sex through a mail slot and screaming and crying like a bitch. 
Do she have a facebook page
had to get two tetanus shots cause of it
had told the club's president that next RPG you guys play had better be,say,Shadowrun or else im out 
Long story short, put lil mama on the bare floor cuz the bed was making too much noise. Finished beatin it up, got up washed off and got something to eat. Looking at tv for a few and noticed I don't hear her around the house. This chick still in the room sprawled out on the floor looking like a homicide without the chalk outline! She ain't sleep so I'm like WTF???
you shit like that happened to me once while I was banging this bad ass sista from Brooklyn. We was fucking in the shower and I guess the xtra steam got to her. So when we got in the bedroom she passed out and hit her head on the dresser...No lie my very first instinct was to bolt (cops werent going to believe my big ass fucked her to death) but she came too and ask for some water. We beat later on but with the AC on full blast
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Back in 98, I was dating this guy and found out he was married and I told him to kick rocks-Well...dude stalked me for a minute. I lived in a town home, and my mail slot was on my door...One night I was downstairs in my living room w/ my on & off again boyfriend....He had my legs pinned up on the couch and was eating me out...The married stalker ex came to my door-screaming and yelling. Saying I know you in there, I seen dude come over! You better not be fucking him! One thing I dont do is keep secrets, so the guy I was with knew what was up and was somewhat of an ass/jerk. He was like fuck him and kept doing his thing. Dude outside kept yelling so finally he looked in my mail slot...........By this time I was bent over the couch getting hit from the back. Dude outside let out a noise like some one shot him! Like a really bad pain...He said YOU BITCH I HATE YOU!!!!!!! You giving him all that good pussy! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!
Dude I was with was laughing so hard! He said dayum..>What did you do to him? Give him some head?
**DEAD**
he was outside your mail slot like this
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