Whoa! Lesson learned. I’ll raise you this: I’m about 40 at the time. I met a woman that had 18 and 16 year daughters. We fucked around for a good while, then the oldest took a gap year and went off to college. Down to one. We are two year in, the youngest goes straight to college-empt nest! Now we going hard and walking around naked after on the daily. She staying with me for days, I got there for days. Year 3, the youngest comes back from college pregnant by a LOOOOOOOOSER! Now we just smash at my crib. Baby is born and her life is fucked. She tired and can’t get sleep, daughter doing that “Can you watch the baby so I can go out TONIGHT…! Bitch come back two days later. We discuss being firm with her daughter and it works briefly. Year four my job asks me to transfer to Las Vegas, I take it. We fly back and forth for a year. The SECOND daughter comes home from college with her degree, gets pregnant (now marriage to that guy) and now she has two daughters back at home, both with babies. Her life is miserable. Flash forward, she takes a buyout from her job and moves to Vegas with me. The first daughter isn’t paying the student loans that my lady co-signed for, so I start paying all the bills and for all out fun so she can pay the student loans and other shit because she let her daughters live in the house together—them hoes never had all the rent. I’m paying for EVERYTHING, plus we going to fights and concerts, day trips to Grand Canyon and all types of fun shit. Suddenly she’s unhappy. Not getting out of bed til noon, sweatpants all day. Now, we live in a high rise where famous and wealthy people lived, so we end up being friends with a big real estate chick, a famous Deejay who was dating a famous pop singer. We are BALLIN! “Hey, you guys wants tickets to the game, show, concert.” Ballin!!!!!! We sat in a VIP at the club he was deejaying with Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and others. We kicked it Bruno Mars after his show (he never spoke to most of us). THIS-BITCH-CHEATS!!!!!! Said I was always working and she was alone in a new city, blah, blah, blah. I’ll give one guess who she cheated with (none of the men in this story).