I did some embarassing shit while I was fucking my ol' lady.

[duncan penderhughes]

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[djkidrich]

Hey Desert,
Ignore the fools, it has happened to me before. I had gotten away with it many times, until one time I was gettning head and one slipped out

We had a laugh, it's all good if ya'll are friends too as well as lovers, no shame man. You sound like you got a good relationship there

 

[GreedySmurf]

She 23. We both college grads and we got a kid together.

This is just one of those things you and your girl will laugh over, no biggie. You fart, she queefs, as long as you're both enjoying yourselves its all good.

 

[GAMETHEORY]

I pulled out to bust on her stomach, and I farted while I was nutting. When I realized the first one came out, she was already laughing, so I tried to clench my ass cheeks so I wouldn't fart anymore and finish up my lil nut. As soon as I let my cheeks go, some more seeped out. I said fuck it, and just let it all come out. It was loud too. My girl fell out the bed laughing. If it had been some other chick it would've been fucked up.

Wheres the vid?

 

[MindHunter II]

 

[PussyMan]

these things happen. Wot's important is that U guys laughed over it. In a good relationship, U shud be able to laugh together at the things that life will throw at U.

Just keep giving her big O's and everyting's cool !

 

[MadWun]

I pulled out to bust on her stomach, and I farted while I was nutting. When I realized the first one came out, she was already laughing, so I tried to clench my ass cheeks so I wouldn't fart anymore and finish up my lil nut. As soon as I let my cheeks go, some more seeped out. I said fuck it, and just let it all come out. It was loud too. My girl fell out the bed laughing. If it had been some other chick it would've been fucked up.

As a GROWN ASS MAN, I wold have kept that shit to myself...You should be ashamed of embarrassing your manhood like that...now get tha fuck outta here...

 

[Majestic]

Yall niggaz stupid

 

[Soulja]

Well..Me and my girl was fuckin and decided that I needed more lub on my shit..Check this out...instead of reaching for the lub..She grabs the hand santizer instead..Lets just say it was funny but hurt like a BITCH..INSTANT MOOD KILLER..So fellas..leave the damn hand santizer in the bathroom like it should be..Cause in the dark? Can be mixed up easy as fuck

 

[Otis Supreme]

@ this story.

 

[djkidrich]

Well..Me and my girl was fuckin and decided that I needed more lub on my shit..Check this out...instead of reaching for the lub..She grabs the hand santizer instead..Lets just say it was funny but hurt like a BITCH..INSTANT MOOD KILLER..So fellas..leave the damn hand santizer in the bathroom like it should be..Cause in the dark? Can be mixed up easy as fuck

Wow,
After the first saliva rub down, we usually don't need anymore, even then some more saliva does the trick...

 

[Luckyinny]

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[SEXY_SCORPIO]

Hey Desert,
Ignore the fools, it has happened to me before. I had gotten away with it many times, until one time I was gettning head and one slipped out

We had a laugh, it's all good if ya'll are friends too as well as lovers, no shame man. You sound like you got a good relationship there

Well..Me and my girl was fuckin and decided that I needed more lub on my shit..Check this out...instead of reaching for the lub..She grabs the hand santizer instead..Lets just say it was funny but hurt like a BITCH..INSTANT MOOD KILLER..So fellas..leave the damn hand santizer in the bathroom like it should be..Cause in the dark? Can be mixed up easy as fuck

 

[BIGBLUE2006]

sure you didn't have that 1/2 inch piece of dookie son?

 

[slowboogie]

good thing you didnt shit on her!

 

[Cockrocket]

Well @ least you didnt get:

 

[VegasGuy]

Well if she had her insides ripped apart to bear a child for you, I think she can take some flatulence for a few seconds.

A so very accommodating of you ms femm. Let me ask you... oh hell never mind. You know where I'm going. LOL.

-VG

 

[BHZ83]

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[AgentCreed]

too much info but thanks for the laugh...lol @ clenched butt cheeks.. lmao....

 

[AgentCreed]

had nothing to do with your gas,,, she was laughing because you nutted before you could even start talking shit,,,

"whose pussy is,,, OHHhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,, uh"

LMFAO!!!!

 

[truplutu]

funny

 

[town528]

 

[FOSHOO45]

exactly

 

[J.A.]

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[Mr. Mack]

NEXT TIME JUST FUCK HER SO GOOD YOU MAKE THAT PUSSY FART! FARTS AIN"T SHIT!LOL

 

[Brother Blues]

Exactly..

 

[BRUCE LEROY]

Dude...don't sweat it. If you been fuckin' long enough...these things will happen for sure. The cats that are clowning probably don't see much pussy no way.

 

[MadSkillz]

Why tell us this?

 

[Otis Supreme]

I pulled out to bust on her stomach, and I farted while I was nutting. When I realized the first one came out, she was already laughing, so I tried to clench my ass cheeks so I wouldn't fart anymore and finish up my lil nut. As soon as I let my cheeks go, some more seeped out. I said fuck it, and just let it all come out. It was loud too. My girl fell out the bed laughing. If it had been some other chick it would've been fucked up.

this is STILL funny!! i swear i was in a sour mood 2day and ur story changed that homie. but i aint laughin AT u. im laughin WITH u. well, maybe at u a lil. but i aint clownin u homie. it happens 2 the best of us. but this shit is HILARIOUS!

hey desert... next time *snickering*....take some of these..... b4 u fuck....

hey..... better yet take em with this....

THAT way u can fuck 4 a long time AND u wont have gas!! oh god!!! i cant take it no more!!