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I did some embarassing shit while I was fucking my ol' lady.

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I pulled out to bust on her stomach, and I farted while I was nutting. When I realized the first one came out, she was already laughing, so I tried to clench my ass cheeks so I wouldn't fart anymore and finish up my lil nut. As soon as I let my cheeks go, some more seeped out. I said fuck it, and just let it all come out. It was loud too. My girl fell out the bed laughing. If it had been some other chick it would've been fucked up.
 
Desert_E said:
I pulled out to bust on her stomach, and I farted while I was nutting. When I realized the first one came out, she was already laughing, so I tried to clench my ass cheeks so I wouldn't fart anymore and finish up my lil nut. As soon as I let my cheeks go, some more seeped out. I said fuck it, and just let it all come out. It was loud too. My girl fell out the bed laughing. If it had been some other chick it would've been fucked up.
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femmenoire said:
How old are you?


It's really not uncommon.
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I'm 25, been fucking steady without more than a month break since I was 16 and this is the FIRST time anything embarassing has ever happened to me while I was fucking. BTW, if anyone else wants to chime in with some stories, that would be cool. I'm just sharing a story cuz I know folks on here like to laugh.
 
Desert_E said:
I pulled out to bust on her stomach, and I farted while I was nutting. When I realized the first one came out, she was already laughing, so I tried to clench my ass cheeks so I wouldn't fart anymore and finish up my lil nut. As soon as I let my cheeks go, some more seeped out. I said fuck it, and just let it all come out. It was loud too. My girl fell out the bed laughing. If it had been some other chick it would've been fucked up.
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had nothing to do with your gas,,, she was laughing because you nutted before you could even start talking shit,,,

"whose pussy is,,, OHHhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,, uh"
 
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Desert_E said:
I'm 25, been fucking steady without more than a month break since I was 16 and this is the FIRST time anything embarassing has ever happened to me while I was fucking. BTW, if anyone else wants to chime in with some stories, that would be cool. I'm just sharing a story cuz I know folks on here like to laugh.
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Alot of embarrassing things can happen during sex. It's just life. You both are grown (hopefully). As long as you don't let it stop your flow, I don't see what's the big deal.
 
dis nigga said clenched ass cheeks....that is when i know its time to take a break from this shit.

im out...and i dont know when i'll be back.



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A man's ego can be his worst enemy, and for some reason, a lot of ya'll on here have a huge ego. I usually keep quiet, but I visit the board daily, and I have come to the conclusion that there are some closet fags on here. Ya'll always saying something is gay, when a straight man would never think that it's gay. Ya'll always clowning somebody and it aint really ever funny. I been on the board since 2001 and I can damn sure say the quality has gone down, and this is why you never see the old legends(Slam I see you) never post. Since I'm talkin shit, I might as well start naming names. Starting with YH da Diplomat, dude, you're not funny so stop trying. The only folks on the board that laugh at you are your groupies(thetipisthick, Deuce, TUNE, etc). Gameboy, you drop knowledge sometimes, but you aint the mack you think you are, so take the fake ass macklessons over to the Chemistry/Physics board to tne nerds that need it. Tell you the truth, real recognize real, but ya'll are always clowning beekers and he's waaaay funnier than the photoshop amateurs that I just named. The board sucks now. Actually, it fell off in 2006. There, I said it.
 
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: Ya'll some damn fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:
On the real a lady friend I was tagging let one slip, but it didn't stank. :lol::lol::lol:
 
beekers2 said:
You can't be doing that man .. :puke: She is going to cheat on you with a Nigerian dude that is 1/4th Scandinavian.

Next time hold it in until it recollects back in your colon where it will rest for another 15 minutes, which is enough time for you to find somewhere to let it out - maybe the bathroom or shower.

I still can't believe you did that. :smh:
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:eek:Dr. beekers2 Grade A. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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