They Said No to My Show, Then Made Their Own Version—Help Me Outshine Them. ✪Promo✪

[godofwine]

Bruh, my friend and I are spending the day binging Trashterpiece Theater. Witcho red flag loving ass

We got some chicken and cheesy bread and smashed the food laughing our asses off. Platonic friend, so we didn't smash for real while watching

She said that NPR was white as fuck. That shit was like Friends when you're expecting Living Single.

 

[TheFuser]

She said that NPR was white as fuck. That shit was like Friends when you're expecting Living Single.

Exactly!




Thanks as always, fam

 

[TheFuser]

Exactly!




Thanks as always, fam

For reference, I'm messing around with some new content, NPR: Norf Philly Ratchet. It's like an academic breakdown of the episodes and the comedy comes from how white it sounds reviewing my ridiculous mess. Shit had me laughing at the absurdity so I fleshed out the concept a bit, came up with two of the whitest, most liberal NPRish names I could think of, and shared it on Patreon (free).

Just trying to find ways to produce more content for folks to laugh at while still creating new episode of Trashterpiece which are time consuming af

https://www.patreon.com/posts/if-trashterpiece-129125318?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

 

[godofwine]

@TheFuser Question: Now that you're dropping old school dimes, digging up old graves, even though you change the names to protect the guilty, those who know, know.

The husbands, friends, wives, etc. who are the subject of your Fxckniggamis shenanigans from 2764 Cranston road Red door first floor - has anyone ever been like, "P, what the fuck?"

 

[TheFuser]

@TheFuser Question: Now that you're dropping old school dimes, digging up old graves, even though you change the names to protect the guilty, those who know, know.

The husbands, friends, wives, etc. who are the subject of your Fxckniggamis shenanigans from 2764 Cranston road Red door first floor - has anyone ever been like, "P, what the fuck?"

One of ,my friends, JB. I did a couple short jawns of him. Apparently he was REALLY mad at me according to Bruce. But Bruce asked if what I said was true, JB said yeah. So Bruce told him to STFU and laugh.

Aside from him, the jawn who was lowkey stalking me from Throggs Neck. She used to be posted outside my crib in Philly at like 6am which means she left The Bronx no later than 4a. She's Afro Latina but hates Black Americans. She hit me up and said she doesn't hate Black Americans or being Black. She didn't deny she was stalking me though.

 

[godofwine]

One of ,my friends, JB. I did a couple short jawns of him. Apparently he was REALLY mad at me according to Bruce. But Bruce asked if what I said was true, JB said yeah. So Bruce told him to STFU and laugh.

Aside from him, the jawn who was lowkey stalking me from Throggs Neck. She used to be posted outside my crib in Philly at like 6am which means she left The Bronx no later than 4a. She's Afro Latina but hates Black Americans. She hit me up and said she doesn't hate Black Americans or being Black. She didn't deny she was stalking me though.

I don't know which one is more apropos:

"But did you die?" Or "But was he lying on you?"

Either way, I'm glad most people have just let these stories be told. Most of them aren't recent, so there's no real reason to get pissed over a two decades old story being revealed... Unless you're a mobster lol

 

[TheFuser]

I don't know which one is more apropos:

"But did you die?" Or "But was he lying on you?"

Either way, I'm glad most people have just let these stories be told. Most of them aren't recent, so there's no real reason to get pissed over a two decades old story being revealed... Unless you're a mobster lol

A big part of it is also having to admit it was you. Like no one knows who "Alisha" is unless she hops in the comments and complains. Even the one I did today (bout to post it here) I did a really good job of hiding her identity. On the flipside, I was always say if someone wants to write their version of the story and do the VOs, I'll animate it for them.

 

[TheFuser]

PEAK TRASH!!! When I write some of these jawns I reflect like, "Yo, who tf did I think I was back then?"

 

[godofwine]

PEAK TRASH!!! When I write some of these jawns I reflect like, "Yo, who tf did I think I was back then?"

Scientific method!!
Feminine manipulation language

You know you just fucked it up for all of us with that feminine manipulation language activation. Now they all know

 

[TheFuser]

Scientific method!!
Feminine manipulation language

You know you just fucked it up for all of us with that feminine manipulation language activation. Now they all know

They still buy Derrick Jaxn's horseshit. They'll stil buy ours as well

 

[rrebelrrabbi]

It seems to me “KJ” was your most traumatic relationship. I could be wrong, but that shit seemed ROUGH. We all have one of those. Mines is a “KD” lmao. Sometimes tou gotta thank gos for those situations, cuz those ones are the ones you learn the most from…..

 

[TheFuser]

It seems to me “KJ” was your most traumatic relationship. I could be wrong, but that shit seemed ROUGH. We all have one of those. Mines is a “KD” lmao. Sometimes tou gotta thank gos for those situations, cuz those ones are the ones you learn the most from…..

Bruh, I definitely have one more traumatic than her, but I haven't shared that one yet. I was gonna turn it into a book. Now I'm thinking of maybe turning that into an entire screenplay. Still trying to flesh that idea out. But KJ was wild, though. That relationship taught me how they can't take it when you just genuinely don't give a shit anymore.

 

[rrebelrrabbi]

Bruh, I definitely have one more traumatic than her, but I haven't shared that one yet. I was gonna turn it into a book. Now I'm thinking of maybe turning that into an entire screenplay. Still trying to flesh that idea out. But KJ was wild, though. That relationship taught me how they can't take it when you just genuinely don't give a shit anymore.

Awww man, that one ain’t even trashterpiece ready, that one requires a whole screenplay? Man, maybe your first feature length can be just that. A Norf Philly she’s gotta have it of sorts lmao

 

[jawnswoop]

Bruh, I definitely have one more traumatic than her, but I haven't shared that one yet. I was gonna turn it into a book. Now I'm thinking of maybe turning that into an entire screenplay. Still trying to flesh that idea out. But KJ was wild, though. That relationship taught me how they can't take it when you just genuinely don't give a shit anymore.

If you ever decide to write a book, I'll buy it to show support.

 

[TheFuser]

If you ever decide to write a book, I'll buy it to show support.

Thanks fam. I've toyed with the idea for a bit, compiling the stories together. And I thought about writing the official Book of Niggalations with all the fxckboy scriptures. Even came up with all the different gospels, or Thotspels.

 

[jawnswoop]

Thanks fam. I've toyed with the idea for a bit, compiling the stories together. And I thought about writing the official Book of Niggalations with all the fxckboy scriptures. Even came up with all the different gospels, or Thotspels.

Yo, I need you to write that book because it's always good to learn something new to expand our knowledge.

 

[darth frosty]

 

[chitownsfinest]

Why did I see this pic and think "Light-skinned squint activated" lol

 

[TheFuser]

I wonder if this was the show Katt Williams talked about in the Club Shay Shay interview when he said Kev came to town with a pilot deal already in place?

 

[Politic Negro]

Thanks fam. I've toyed with the idea for a bit, compiling the stories together. And I thought about writing the official Book of Niggalations with all the fxckboy scriptures. Even came up with all the different gospels, or Thotspels.

Do it and make it into those pocket size green books. Then have people on tiktok recite some of the lines on street corners.

 

[TheFuser]

Do it and make it into those pocket size green books. Then have people on tiktok recite some of the lines on street corners.

The street corners thing is genius.

 

[TheFuser]

Rewriting classic Trashterpieces and making them more character driven over Narrator centric. This has been fun as fuck. Especially with P.P.

TITTY CITY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[godofwine]

Rewriting classic Trashterpieces and making them more character driven over Narrator centric. This has been fun as fuck. Especially with P.P.

TITTY CITY!!!!!!!!!!

Who did the PSA read at the end. Was that AI?

 

[TheFuser]

Who did the PSA read at the end. Was that AI?

Yeah. AI from Kapwing

 

[Nochturnal]

Digging the new format, and P.P. replacing the devil/angel on the shoulders

 

[TheFuser]

Digging the new format, and P.P. replacing the devil/angel on the shoulders

Appreciate that and you noticing. Leaning heavily into dialogue and the characters driving the episodes.

 

[jawnswoop]

Appreciate that and you noticing. Leaning heavily into dialogue and the characters driving the episodes.

Yo, I need you to make some west philly cartoon skits

 

[TheFuser]

Yo, I need you to make some west philly cartoon skits

This jawn was out west. The jawn with the Badu pussy was out west too. Ironically back to back blocks but years apart.

We had to be careful navigating West Philly. Them buls didn't like us coming out there bagging their jawns

 

[jawnswoop]

This jawn was out west. The jawn with the Badu pussy was out west too. Ironically back to back blocks but years apart.

We had to be careful navigating West Philly. Them buls didn't like us coming out there bagging their jawns

Wild Wild West.

But west philly had them baddies with good pussy....

 

[TheFuser]

Wild Wild West.

But west philly had them baddies with good pussy....

Oh, we were well aware. West and Mt. Airy had the bad bitches. But navigating Mt. Airy was safer so we chose that battle instead

 

[jawnswoop]

Oh, we were well aware. West and Mt. Airy had the bad bitches. But navigating Mt. Airy was safer so we chose that battle instead

Mt. Airy changed though, it's not safe like it used to be.

 

[TheFuser]

Mt. Airy changed though, it's not safe like it used to be.

Absolutely not. It used to be the place people moved to when they got some bread. But so many people down norf got displaced with gentrification and just moved uptown or up NE. Same beefs just relocated. I'd have to move my hoeing up to Chestnut Hill today

 

[jawnswoop]

Absolutely not. It used to be the place people moved to when they got some bread. But so many people down norf got displaced with gentrification and just moved uptown or up NE. Same beefs just relocated. I'd have to move my hoeing up to Chestnut Hill today

Yeah, that's why a person better have a burner on them everywhere they go. Too many wolves out here in philly. It's better to have it than not to have it.

I rather be safe than sorry.

 

[tallblacknyc]

This jawn was out west. The jawn with the Badu pussy was out west too. Ironically back to back blocks but years apart.

We had to be careful navigating West Philly. Them buls didn't like us coming out there bagging their jawns

Bump

 

[TheFuser]