Went home with a chick I wasn't expecting to last night- her place. Really wasn't in the mood to smash, plus I hadn't manscaped
She's cool, but bigger than my preference, but she's cool, down to earth, a professional (makes 6 figures) and doesn't have any kids.
She wanted to get it in, so I got my fingers wet, made her cum 20 times and went to sleep (I wanna take this time to thank the Great Nina Hartley for her cunnalingus instructional video. These hands are magic thanks to her, especially when I don't feel like eating)
Anyway, this chick wakes me up at 7AM on a fucking Sunday talking about her internal clock just wakes her up at this time every day, Yada Yada Yada.
So now I'm up. I just went to sleep at 3am!
Then she takes her ass back to sleep, snoring and everything, meanwhile I'm in this strange house on my phone talking to you ninjas.
I like to sleep til at least 10 on weekends. I got no kids, no Real reason to be up since I work Monday through Friday no weekends
I'm not hungry, just bored and no longer sleepy due to this chick waking me up at 7 fucking o'clock in the morning.
I'm gonna need some head when she wakes up, no manscaping be damned.
Anyway. What are some of your complaints? I ain't got nobody to chop it up at 9am but y'all ninjas.
Here's some titties, pussy, and ass for taking the time to hear me bitch