Dating: What are some of your issues and complaints?

godofwine

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Went home with a chick I wasn't expecting to last night- her place. Really wasn't in the mood to smash, plus I hadn't manscaped

She's cool, but bigger than my preference, but she's cool, down to earth, a professional (makes 6 figures) and doesn't have any kids.

She wanted to get it in, so I got my fingers wet, made her cum 20 times and went to sleep (I wanna take this time to thank the Great Nina Hartley for her cunnalingus instructional video. These hands are magic thanks to her, especially when I don't feel like eating)

Anyway, this chick wakes me up at 7AM on a fucking Sunday talking about her internal clock just wakes her up at this time every day, Yada Yada Yada.

So now I'm up. I just went to sleep at 3am!

Then she takes her ass back to sleep, snoring and everything, meanwhile I'm in this strange house on my phone talking to you ninjas.

I like to sleep til at least 10 on weekends. I got no kids, no Real reason to be up since I work Monday through Friday no weekends

I'm not hungry, just bored and no longer sleepy due to this chick waking me up at 7 fucking o'clock in the morning.

I'm gonna need some head when she wakes up, no manscaping be damned.

Anyway. What are some of your complaints? I ain't got nobody to chop it up at 9am but y'all ninjas.

Here's some titties, pussy, and ass for taking the time to hear me bitch :lol:








 
About to have sex with a new woman and this nigga's apprehensive because of his hairy balls.

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I wouldn't know what to do if I started dating again. I've been with my girl for 15 years. She has to know RAW and some head is mandatory. The worst part is her problems will be your problems.
 
tallblacknyc said:
Hey maybe this will be a cautionary tale for other males to have a spare groomer in the glove compartment, cause you just never know

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Unless my shit is like this

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then I'm not thinking about manscapping before sex.

And I damn sure ain't thinking about shaving by balls in the car because it ain't that fucking serious! :roflmao:








And I know that you're gonna say it's to take it to the bathroom to shave I know, I was joking.

But at no point in life have I ever thought about not having sex with a woman because I had hairy balls. :roflmao:
 
Non-StopJFK2TAB said:
You made a fat chick come 20 times?

Is this a bait thread?
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Nah. I was having fun with it. She was doing the humpty dance and every time I made her come I kept saying, give me one more cum and give me one more until she tapped out

I just am not that into her. Thats the Real reason. If she was fine i wouldn't have cared
tallblacknyc said:
Hey maybe this will be a cautionary tale for other males to have a spare groomer in the glove compartment, cause you just never know

New Norelco commercial

Amazon product ASIN B010XIGBUQ
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Not a bad idea. It's my own fault for not being prepared. But, I wasn't even thinking that way when I went out
 
Let's get the lesson learned out of the way first. Never spend the night at a bitch's house. If you want good sleep you need to be in your own bed. At 3 am I would hopped in my car and gone home and slept in late on Sunday. As far as dating complaints go, women that stay on their phone constantly is at the top of my list. Hoz, texting, chatting, surfing, talking, etc. That gets a bitch dismissed with a quickness.
 
godofwine said:
Not really attracted to her is the real problem. Not the hairy balls
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Whelp... You put you in this situation by leaving your peace and going back to the home of broad you're not interested in. Who sleeps til 10am but niggas that's not out there getting it.

Imho, you need to adopt my credo about dating which is "purse first, ass last".

If your game is tight, you'll can always have a side chick but finding a broad with NO kids interested in you is probably rare.

Roll with the broad and see if it's her eating habits or exercise that you can bring to her and wrap your mitts on 100k+
 
If y'all know the history of godoffag then y'all definitely talking about gay sex with this faggot. He at some niggas house and y'all take the bait every time.

And besides what man gives a fuck about manscaping when he's about to fuck

YES ONLY FAGGOTS!!!
 
alexw said:
If y'all know the history of godoffag then y'all definitely talking about gay sex with this faggot. He at some niggas house and y'all take the bait every time.

And besides what man gives a fuck about manscaping when he's about to fuck

YES ONLY FAGGOTS!!!
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:roflmao2: :roflmao2:
 
alexw said:
If y'all know the history of godoffag then y'all definitely talking about gay sex with this faggot. He at some niggas house and y'all take the bait every time.

And besides what man gives a fuck about manscaping when he's about to fuck

YES ONLY FAGGOTS!!!
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Damn it's like that bruh
 
My issues?

Dating involves spending money on activities you don't like so you can say a bunch of stuff you don't mean just for the chance to get 5 minutes worth of ass (10 if she's ugly).

If she gives it up she gets free reign to criticize your appearance, income, profession, religion, car, friends, family, hobbies and everything else down to the way you breathe. She can scream bloody murder six inches from your face, but say one word back and it's domestic violence.

In the days, months, years, or even decades after she gets to take back sexual permission and have you thrown in a cage for the rest of your life.

Even worse, dating is a step towards marriage which means she can do all of the above AND sue you for everything you own plus a cut off your future earnings.

A good woman used to be one that treated you right. Now it's a term for a woman that only fucks you over half way.

Marcus Aurelius had it right. Instead of praying for a woman to sleep with you pray that you lose that desire altogether. It's just not worth it anymore.
 
A to Dah K said:
If im not REALLY into a chick i am NOT sleeping at her spot. I already know when i wake up im not gonna wanna deal with this broad and whatever her personality is. Im def going home to sleep in my own bed, no matter what time it is
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I was drinking a bit and her spot was 15 minutes away and my spot was almost an hour. It was calculated, trust me
 
Dannyblueyes said:
My issues?

Dating involves spending money on activities you don't like so you can say a bunch of stuff you don't mean just for the chance to get 5 minutes worth of ass (10 if she's ugly).

If she gives it up she gets free reign to criticize your appearance, income, profession, religion, car, friends, family, hobbies and everything else down to the way you breathe. She can scream bloody murder six inches from your face, but say one word back and it's domestic violence.

In the days, months, years, or even decades after she gets to take back sexual permission and have you thrown in a cage for the rest of your life.

Even worse, dating is a step towards marriage which means she can do all of the above AND sue you for everything you own plus a cut off your future earnings.

A good woman used to be one that treated you right. Now it's a term for a woman that only fucks you over half way.

Marcus Aurelius had it right. Instead of praying for a woman to sleep with you pray that you lose that desire altogether. It's just not worth it anymore.
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This your white side definitely talking especially the last statement.. this is how manifestos of incels and mass shooters start
 
tallblacknyc said:
This your white side definitely talking especially the last statement.. this is how manifestos of incels and mass shooters start
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I've been married twice, had four children, and enough sex with enough woman to satisfy three libidos. I'm as far from an incel as you can get.

I'm also at a point in life where I'm not that interested in seduction or conquest. I see a fine woman, picture her naked, and realize that I've already been there and done that.

So why would I bend myself all out of shape to try to fuck her? Especially since the bar for rape, sexual harassment, and canceling has gone way up in the 20-plus years since I lost my virginity.

So instead I focus on my DJ career. I engage in hobbies like vegetarian cooking, reading, beat making and the study of philosophy. Last month I restarted my regiment of going to the gym three days a week.

Changing my focus has made me happier and more successful than I've ever been in my life. Wish I had done it sooner.
 
Dannyblueyes said:
I've been married twice, had four children, and enough sex with enough woman to satisfy three libidos. I'm as far from an incel as you can get.

I'm also at a point in life where I'm not that interested in seduction or conquest. I see a fine woman, picture her naked, and realize that I've already been there and done that.

So why would I bend myself all out of shape to try to fuck her? Especially since the bar for rape, sexual harassment, and canceling has gone way up in the 20-plus years since I lost my virginity.

So instead I focus on my DJ career. I engage in hobbies like vegetarian cooking, reading, beat making and the study of philosophy. Last month I restarted my regiment of going to the gym three days a week.

Changing my focus has made me happier and more successful than I've ever been in my life. Wish I had done it sooner.
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I actively take pussy...and sexual harass.... maybe You need to give them what they want done... I'm toxic and tell them im gonna take that pussy...and i fuck them til they love me... brah
 
crazyace718 said:
How big are we talking?
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Like Monique.

This is wild. I was talking to my cousin tonight and she said something very poignant.

She's dating a white guy now and she said to me, "I never thought I would be dating a white guy. Never thought that shit in a million years.

"But I had to look at the bigger picture beyond this stupidity of my own head. He likes me, but more than that he knows things about me that should make him run but he doesn't.

"It doesn't bother him that I cuss like a sailor, that I smoke or any other negative thing about me. He knows shit about me that would make most dudes run. I like him and I had to look at what was negative: Nothing. If I would have told anyone about him and didn't mention his race it would have sounded like the perfect guy.

"It didn't happen right away, thought, and he felt it first by a long shot even after I decided to date him. It's not the feat of being alone or anything like that.

"If his race was the only thing holding me back it wasn't enough. If her size is the only thing that's holding you back then that shouldn't be enough.

"Y’all talk. She knows shit about you that other chicks would run and she is still down. Don't think you gotta do this shit cuz I'm dating this White dude and it's working out. But ask yourself if what you've seen up until her and with her, what besides her size is counting against her?"
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Gave me some shit to think about. Not saying one way or the other.

I saw the star is back on the new update, and I got one star for this thread, so thank you, you jive turkeys.
 
Dannyblueyes said:
Dating involves spending money on activities you don't like so you can say a bunch of stuff you don't mean just for the chance to get 5 minutes worth of ass (10 if she's ugly).
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dude you are living wrong
why would anyone plan dates with activities they are not interested in or not fun?
Dannyblueyes said:
If she gives it up she gets free reign to criticize your appearance, income, profession, religion, car, friends, family, hobbies and everything else down to the way you breathe. She can scream bloody murder six inches from your face, but say one word back and it's domestic violence.
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what she thinks and feels is her problem not yours
 
ViCiouS said:
dude you are living wrong
why would anyone plan dates with activities they are not interested in or not fun?

what she thinks and feels is her problem not yours
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When you tell a woman "hey baby, let's smoke weed, practice DJing, hit the gym, read books, and cook a vegan steak" it's always going to be a hard no. I don't really like doing date shit.

And I agree, what a woman feels about you is her problem. However, if you want to keep it that way you have to cut her off.
 
Dannyblueyes said:
When you tell a woman "hey baby, let's smoke weed, practice DJing, hit the gym, read books, and cook a vegan steak" it's always going to be a hard no. I don't really like doing date shit.

And I agree, what a woman feels about you is her problem. However, if you want to keep it that way you have to cut her off.
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There’s a shitload of chicks that love weed and music… most females like a good meal.. you got 3 angles that you obviously not utilizing right… summertime smoke something listen to good music pulling out the grill and making a good meal literally would have a bunch of chicks down to entertain the situation.. now if you come off as a serial killer, no confidence, or awkward than maybe there lies the struggle..maybe your delivery is off or maybe you just approaching/ interacting with the wrong chicks
 
tallblacknyc said:
There’s a shitload of chicks that love weed and music… most females like a good meal.. you got 3 angles that you obviously not utilizing right… summertime smoke something listen to good music pulling out the grill and making a good meal literally would have a bunch of chicks down to entertain the situation.. now if you come off as a serial killer, no confidence, or awkward than maybe there lies the struggle..maybe your delivery is off or maybe you just approaching/ interacting with the wrong chicks.
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Women love music, but they hate DJs

Unless you're Calvin Harris or DJ Khaled they assume you're a lazy broke party boy who spends all day doing cocaine and chasing tail.

In my case it's not true at all, but once those two letters come out of your mouth there's no stopping that opinion. I've had first dates with women who offered or suggested "real jobs", everything from convenience store clerk to janitor, because in their mind there is no possible way I'm making living at this.

The fact that I smoke weed all but confirms the cokehead stereotype. Even though I've never used it before in my life.

As for the food, women have options. So unless you're already a professional chef working downtown nobody trying to eat anything you cook them.

The ironic part was that 10 years ago when I was an illegal alien making minimum wage and DJing for pocket change once every couple of months picking up women was almost too easy. Now that I'm legal, have my own business, make a decent wage and DJ three or four days a week they don't want anything to do with me. It's the complete opposite of what I expected.
 
godofwine said:
Like Monique.

This is wild. I was talking to my cousin tonight and she said something very poignant.

She's dating a white guy now and she said to me, "I never thought I would be dating a white guy. Never thought that shit in a million years.

"But I had to look at the bigger picture beyond this stupidity of my own head. He likes me, but more than that he knows things about me that should make him run but he doesn't.

"It doesn't bother him that I cuss like a sailor, that I smoke or any other negative thing about me. He knows shit about me that would make most dudes run. I like him and I had to look at what was negative: Nothing. If I would have told anyone about him and didn't mention his race it would have sounded like the perfect guy.

"It didn't happen right away, thought, and he felt it first by a long shot even after I decided to date him. It's not the feat of being alone or anything like that.

"If his race was the only thing holding me back it wasn't enough. If her size is the only thing that's holding you back then that shouldn't be enough.

"Y’all talk. She knows shit about you that other chicks would run and she is still down. Don't think you gotta do this shit cuz I'm dating this White dude and it's working out. But ask yourself if what you've seen up until her and with her, what besides her size is counting against her?"
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Gave me some shit to think about. Not saying one way or the other.

I saw the star is back on the new update, and I got one star for this thread, so thank you, you jive turkeys.
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I hate to say it, but your cousin is wrong.

Monique is at an age where being a big girl comes with loads of serious health problems. Diabetes, heart disease and colon cancer to name a few.

And even if she avoids those problems do you really want to have to shuffle your feet so that she can keep up with you on a walk downtown? Try some freaky new sex technique that she has to tap out on because she keeps losing her breath? Have to endure those fat girl snores and farts in the middle of the night? Wake up the next day exhausted and functioning at half speed because of it?

If you like big girls I can certainly relate. Eat, smash, and be merry to your heart's content. But if you get any more serious than that there's a good chance you're going to end up being her unpaid hospice provider.

Take it from me that's not something you want to go through!

Being white doesn't come with those problems, unless they have big girl habits.
 
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