Things a straight man shouldn't do...
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basketball wives, football wives, bad girls club, kardashians etc.
tuning in to see a fat ass is fine..but actually following the shows and knowing whats goin on in their lives?? hell nah
cooking shows are all fine
you need food to live
men need to know how to cook
so it doesnt even really matter who's cooking. cooking shows is the same as watching c-span or national geographic or the history channel. its a necessity as i see it cause its bout the food and learning.
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true story a guy at the store did that shit while arguing on the phone.
"*sucks teeth* i know you not talking to me like that!"
i just looked like
straight men understand that every woman on the planet has the potential to be crazy or act crazy on you if they care about you enough
and straight men know that every woman has 1 dude that they're an absolute whore for. not a whore in the sense that they sleep around but in the sense that if guy x calls at 1 am and says bring some pb&j and some honey and he wants you to lay upside down on the back of a couch and wants to lick you everywhere then bang you out....she will be willing and on her way
What do you expect when you make threads like this. This isn't the first time you've said something somewhat controversial.
This whole thread is silly and something I'd expect to see on LSA not on BGOL or even SOL.
**exhales**
true story a guy at the store did that shit while arguing on the phone.
"*sucks teeth* i know you not talking to me like that!"
i just looked like
straight men understand that every woman on the planet has the potential to be crazy or act crazy on you if they care about you enough
and straight men know that every woman has 1 dude that they're an absolute whore for. not a whore in the sense that they sleep around but in the sense that if guy x calls at 1 am and says bring some pb&j and some honey and he wants you to lay upside down on the back of a couch and wants to lick you everywhere then bang you out....she will be willing and on her way
I don't know what LSA is. I expected, exactly what happened. From who it happened from. There was a surprise entrant. My new post hero largebillsonly. Really came through with the fun factor. I'm gold starring that dude.
I really appreciate the effort dude has displayed with just joining the goof.
But other than that? Yes it's happening as i expected.
yeah. otherwise I would not have posted in itSo.............you thinks my thread is innerestin huh?
Oh you would have lost that bet because I always check in threads that I have posted in. I may never make another post again (and I didn't until the posts that had nothing to do with the topic) but I like to read what other people have to say. After I make my point I don't need to keep posting it over and over again.But yo...i'm kinda irked because i had a bet with somebody that you really wouldn't come back in this thread. Because that's KINDA what you did say http://www.bgol.us/board/showpost.php?p=9365448&postcount=37
I was like nah she won't come back....but i guess some people know you better than i. lol. Not that i WANT you to go. Don't get me wrong. But you did mess up my bet. And i really hate losing bets to this person. Darn.
But i mean you did have some nice interjections there for a bit. I didn't really see the reason to be DONE with the THREAD. Not with the original Post. But...Done with the THREAD. Which usually leads 1 to believe that you won't be coming BACK to said thread.
You know though. I'd prefer if you stayed. Things are much more entertaining with snipes and lulz from the crowd.
So, since we are back to the topic at hand, I am back to just observing.
Nothing wrong with a man watching a cooking show and admiring the 6 quart pot and stainless steel knives set.
And learning the many uses of wood.
yeah. otherwise I would not have posted in it
Oh you would have lost that bet because I always check in threads that I have posted in. I may never make another post again (and I didn't until the posts that had nothing to do with the topic) but I like to read what other people have to say. After I make my point I don't need to keep posting it over and over again.
So, since we are back to the topic at hand, I am back to just observing.
Nothing wrong with a man watching a cooking show and admiring the 6 quart pot and stainless steel knives set.
And learning the many uses of wood.
*insert flirt innuendo here*
HEY!!! I've become a big fan of "Basketball Wives" and "Bad Girls Club" and watch them with the old lady every week and discuss them with my sister like they're world events. I like trashy, drunk, hot chicks fighting and shit. Plus every other month one of them turns up with nude pics or a sextape or something. I like to be in on the ground floor and know who it is before I waste my search engine.
true story a guy at the store did that shit while arguing on the phone.
"*sucks teeth* i know you not talking to me like that!"
i just looked like
Really, dog? Yeah, player lost points on that one. And he should try extra hard to be that dude. Have goals in your life.
HEY!!! I've become a big fan of "Basketball Wives" and "Bad Girls Club" and watch them with the old lady every week and discuss them with my sister like they're world events. I like trashy, drunk, hot chicks fighting and shit. Plus every other month one of them turns up with nude pics or a sextape or something. I like to be in on the ground floor and know who it is before I waste my search engine.
the bold is the key you watch it with your girl. that's ok every man is going to have to watch something like that to cater to his girl every now and again that's normal.
but if you were just a single dude, you shouldn't be sitting up there watching them shows like "oh my show is on!"
yea he lost all of em far as i was concerned. i looked like damn homie that's how you get down? if its a dude you were arguing with he don't respect you. if it was a woman he was arguing with she damn sure don't respect you now
i didn't respect him and i'll probably, hopefully, never see him again.
been fortunate to be that dude and been unfortunate to have a girl that had a dude like that.
prince and the pauper situation going on 
if you're the "it" use it wisely and if someone you're feeling has discovered her one and it isn't you, just accept it. she may even love you and never fuck him ever again but KNOW that if he comes around your antennas need to be fully upright and know that if she doesn't do it, she did at least consider it or fantasize it just focus on the part that she didn't do it to get you through
I have to confess, I watch them because I like them, this isn't a concession to my wife at all. I think I got her into them. I can be a serious, thoughtful dude that loves the History Channel (I watch the "Russia: Land of Tsars" every time it comes on) but I like a little trash tv to compensate and lighten the mood.
been fortunate to be that dude and been unfortunate to have a girl that had a dude like that.
if you're the "it" use it wisely and if someone you're feeling has discovered her one and it isn't you, just accept it. she may even love you and never fuck him ever again but KNOW that if he comes around your antennas need to be fully upright and know that if she doesn't do it, she did at least consider it or fantasize it just focus on the part that she didn't do it to get you through
This list is gay as all fuck.
CT, the East Coast frowns upon you partaking in this rubbish
This list is gay as all fuck.
CT, the East Coast frowns upon you partaking in this rubbish
Man, I didn't come up with the list. That's what her husband used to tell her about being a man.
List is stupid and old fashioned. Sounds like something you'd find on a Tea Party website.
If her and her husband knew me and saw my habits they'd probably think I was "gay" even though I have five children.
But I like tea parties
And I dont think you are gay Duece....Wait is your hair still long?
JUST JOKING!!!!!!!!!
And I dont think you are gay Duece....Wait is your hair still long?
JUST JOKING!!!!!!!!!
Not just those things. I came up with some of them my self. But what i had told you was what some of them were.
Just as a side note. Gay men have children naturally as well. So the act of having children doesn't mean you're NOT gay. I'm not saying you are gay. I'm just saying about that tidbit you put there.
1 to grow on.
But I like tea parties
And I dont think you are gay Duece....Wait is your hair still long?
JUST JOKING!!!!!!!!!
LOL.
Duece got hair like SWAT.
Yo, I always wondered how a gay man can have kids. I mean a gay woman doesn't have anything to get up, but I just find it mad crazy that a gay male can get it up to ejaculate into a woman. Always wonder what go on in they head?
LOL.
Duece got hair like SWAT.
Yo, I always wondered how a gay man can have kids. I mean a gay woman doesn't have anything to get up, but I just find it mad crazy that a gay male can get it up to ejaculate into a woman. Always wonder what go on in they head?
Social sexuality is a complexly simple thing. lol
They can still have sex babe. It's still a hole. I've known guys who hoe themselves out to gay men and have wives and kids, the whole 9. Please i've seen males screw holes in fences and all sorts of inanimate objects. Being gay and doing a woman is nothin...at least the hole is warm.
It's not the sex, it's the getting it up when you are not sexually aroused to have the sex that boggles my mind. I mean as a woman you could probably, (Probably?
) get it wet if a dude with dreds came by and wanted to spank one off on ya, but could he do the same knowing he wanted big bald hunka man? I think my mind is in a weird place tonight
lol You know i got stories of stuff i've seen them do right? lol Cmon Son. I know a guy 2 guys they "go" together. 1 of them is an accountant. The other 1 a football player. Football player guy has 3 kids, 3 different baby mama's and he's the top. Most people i think wouldn't be able to tell that he's in the life. Of course i was always suspect of him, but anyway. The bottom in the relationship, the accountant. Little mealy dude. Dresses ordinary. Kind of neat. He looks like an accountant. 2 kids. And a wife. Just 1 day said, "this isn't me. This isn't what i wanted to be." And left his family. Just like that.
I know all of that, I know a lot of about human sexuality, sexual grey areas, the Kinsey scale all of that. But your list seems to throw all of that out of that out of the window and reduces it to 10 idiosyncrasies, I know you said its a for shits and giggles but reading what you've said in the past, I fully believe you take this as gospel.
No such thing as gospel. I always expect people to get butthurt about other peoples opinions. I expect insults. I expect unfavorable, uncooperative comments. But then you just...you ignore those. And keep havin fun. Some people will participate. Some won't. Such is the way of things on message boards.
I wasn't expecting you to address life on a message board, I was expecting you to address why you took something as complex as human sexuality and dumbed it down to 10 attributes that give no clues to a person's sexuality especially since you were quick to tell me that gay men have children too (knew this already) and you gave Melonpecan a lesson on social sexuality (knew that already) and followed it up with a story about two gay men in a relationship. (used to live with a gay cousin I know all the stories and the slang and the hatred gay men have for transsexuals that rivals BGOL's hatred for transsexuals).
I think since we are having fun (because I am thoroughly enjoying this) we should put this on the main board and let the main board regulars have their say?
What do you think?
hmm...things straight men shouldn't do...
1. have sex w/ other straight men...
2. read/collect comics
3. have women define what straight men should/shouldn't do
HowdidIdo??
2 out of 3
Although I don't deal with comics
*giggles
Do tell some more...
hmm...things straight men shouldn't do...
1. have sex w/ other straight men...
2. read/collect comics
3. have women define what straight men should/shouldn't do
HowdidIdo??
Failed. Miserably.
And besides a straight man can't fuck another straight man. Someone in that equation gotta be gay to make it work.
Straight or gay, we can be gross like that.
hmm...things straight men shouldn't do...
1. have sex w/ other straight men...
2. read/collect comics
3. have women define what straight men should/shouldn't do
HowdidIdo??
WTF? When did comic book reading and collecting become "gay"? How did that happen?
Well it doesn't look like your expectations were met? I was never asked why i thought those things. It doesn't matter why. I'll definitely post this on the main board. The responses there will be MOST telling in my view.
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