YOU DID THE RIGHT THING MAN. DELETE THIS POST CUZ IT DOESN'T APPLY.
whats the DUMBEST thing youve ever done 4 some pussy? (pt. 1)
- Thread starter Otis Supreme
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Your unc knew what time it was
Dude made her out to sound like the finest woman to ever walk the earth
you did the right thing
Girl I used to mess with called me up during my dinner break to tell me she was lonely and horny! (and her man wasn't in town) 
I drove for three hours to her condo in my dirty work clothes. (after working twelve mind you)
Got a 100 dollar speeding ticket trying to get there. (state trooper wanted to take my license)
Made it there and took a shower with her. (got the foreplay started)
Ate a nice dinner while watching a movie on the couch. (more foreplay)
Moved it to the bedroom and when she came back from the bathroom she didn't want to do it cause she was on her period!
Then we got into an argument cause I suggested that she could at least suck my dick for my troubles. (worded it nicer than that tho)
She was so mad at me that she didn't speak to me the rest of the night and the next morning changed her plans and went in to work after she had told me earlier she was taking off so we could be together all day. She came to see me two weekends later tho.
I drove for three hours to her condo in my dirty work clothes. (after working twelve mind you)
Got a 100 dollar speeding ticket trying to get there. (state trooper wanted to take my license)
Made it there and took a shower with her. (got the foreplay started)
Ate a nice dinner while watching a movie on the couch. (more foreplay)Moved it to the bedroom and when she came back from the bathroom she didn't want to do it cause she was on her period!
Then we got into an argument cause I suggested that she could at least suck my dick for my troubles. (worded it nicer than that tho)
She was so mad at me that she didn't speak to me the rest of the night and the next morning changed her plans and went in to work after she had told me earlier she was taking off so we could be together all day. She came to see me two weekends later tho.
man she woulda been cut off before 2 weeks went by.Girl I used to mess with called me up during my dinner break to tell me she was lonely and horny! (and her man wasn't in town)
I drove for three hours to her condo in my dirty work clothes. (after working twelve mind you)
Got a 100 dollar speeding ticket trying to get there. (state trooper wanted to take my license)
Made it there and took a shower with her. (got the foreplay started)
Moved it to the bedroom and when she came back from the bathroom she didn't want to do it cause she was on her period!
Then we got into an argument cause I suggested that she could at least suck my dick for my troubles. (worded it nicer than that tho)
She was so mad at me that she didn't speak to me the rest of the night and the next morning changed her plans and went in to work after she had told me earlier she was taking off so we could be together all day. She came to see me two weekends later tho.
Had a freak call me when my tank was 30 miles to E, payday 2 days away.
I drove maybe 25 miles to the wrong address... another 7 or 8 miles to her right address, tank is reading "Low fuel level - 0 miles to E". Didn't get no pussy... watched movies and cuddled. Afterwards, I hoped my car would crank and make it far enough so she wouldn't see a nigga run out of gas... it made it a couple miles then stopped on freeway exit.
I had to call my mom back in TN to wire me some money to western union... I walked 5 miles to Krogers to pick it up... came back to find my car was gone...
Dekalb County had my car picked up due to it stopping on freeway exit... said it was "abandoned".
My homie came picked me up and took me home... I took off work the following day and I was off the day after...
Went to get my car on payday and it costed me $145... I fucked the girl 2 months afterwards.
the end.
They don't fuck around. Clayton county is just as bad. If your shit breaks down next to that airport runway that runs over 285, and your shit will be towed in about 10 minutes.
Damn homie
...Harrison, to Washington, to Thomas BLVD, to Orange Rd.I hope she lived in South End..
You never heard of the 34 bus?
Had a freak call me when my tank was 30 miles to E, payday 2 days away.
I drove maybe 25 miles to the wrong address... another 7 or 8 miles to her right address, tank is reading "Low fuel level - 0 miles to E". Didn't get no pussy... watched movies and cuddled. Afterwards, I hoped my car would crank and make it far enough so she wouldn't see a nigga run out of gas... it made it a couple miles then stopped on freeway exit.
I had to call my mom back in TN to wire me some money to western union... I walked 5 miles to Krogers to pick it up... came back to find my car was gone...
Dekalb County had my car picked up due to it stopping on freeway exit... said it was "abandoned".
My homie came picked me up and took me home... I took off work the following day and I was off the day after...
Went to get my car on payday and it costed me $145... I fucked the girl 2 months afterwards.
the end.
ok. either these r some serious ducktales or u r 1 HELL of a simp. the 1st one was bad enough. but this on TOP of it? how old were u when these happened? my god man! the fuck is wrong with u? ok man u win. damn.
ok man u win. damn.
So when Pt.2 coming?
I like the way you told the story playa. Funny shit too.
ok man u win. damn.
This shit was recent believe it or not. I was 20-21 when both of the events took place. I'm 23 now, but before I get my ass handed to me... I HAVE learned my lesson. Just please understand, I was new to the traveling shit and a nigga was on a drought. I would've went to great lengths for ass.
aight man, i got 2
1)
i was a freshman at fort valley state playing ball and the coach was on some bullshit during pre-season and made us meet him on the track at 5:00am every morning. so this one day i catch this bitch eye-balling me at the caf (cafeteria) so i immediately sit down and start up the "what you doing later" conversation. she plays the "i dont know" bullshit trying to play in front of her friends so i pull her away from the table and tell her to come through later. she does but she comes at like 11:30 - 12:00 (midnight). so she comes by the basketball house and i gets her in bed. she still with the "hard to get role" the whole while she is in the bed and i am trying every fucking move i know short of punching her and taking the puss. so we play this "im trying to fuck" game for a long time and the next thing i know it is 4:00 in the morning and my teammates are knocking on the door cause it time to start making moves to the track. so i sat in the dark in bed with this bitch and the only thing i got her to do was lick the tip of my head. 5 roll around and i am on the track (keep in mind that this dude used to run the fuck out of us) and i got muh'fukking blue balls from staying hard all night with no release. i never gave that bitch a second chance even though she promised she would make up for it.
2)
this happened about a while ago too. two of my childhood friends were in town at the same time so we all decided to go to goosebumps (atl stripclub). this bitch choosing in there but i wasnt trying to leave my folks for some ass so exchanged numbers with the strippers for a later date. well like 2 days later she called me at like 10pm asking me what was up. i could hear the music in the background so i knew she was at work still and i told her straight up "I AM TRYING TO GET WITH YOU TONIGHT, BUT I AM NOT TRYING TO PAY FOR SHIT". she says cool that she will just come to my house but she needs me to come and pick her up. so of course i jump straight into the caddy but i bring a friend thinking it can be a G on that chick (and also just incase it is a setup). we get there and pick her up and then she says she not comfortable since i brought a friend. so i was like ok i will drop him off at his house before we go fuck and she was like cool. i drop him off and then start heading to my house when this bitch asked the last question i would ever acknowledge from her. she said "how much money you got?" and i was like "what, why the fuck you wanna know?" so she then says " i didnt come out here to fuck for free". i immediately pulled into the first parking lot i see and reached across her lap and opened her door for her and then put my hand on her shoulder and started pushing. she starting bitching some more like "you gonna kick me out right here, why you come and get me then". i said "i told you i wasn't paying for shit" kept pushing. i bet that chick lurk here too. well if you do lurk here ex-goosebump stripper, do you remember standing in the parking lot of ms. winners on glenwood (right in front of 285 flea market) fresh off getting kicked out and watching me pull off in this:
1)
i was a freshman at fort valley state playing ball and the coach was on some bullshit during pre-season and made us meet him on the track at 5:00am every morning. so this one day i catch this bitch eye-balling me at the caf (cafeteria) so i immediately sit down and start up the "what you doing later" conversation. she plays the "i dont know" bullshit trying to play in front of her friends so i pull her away from the table and tell her to come through later. she does but she comes at like 11:30 - 12:00 (midnight). so she comes by the basketball house and i gets her in bed. she still with the "hard to get role" the whole while she is in the bed and i am trying every fucking move i know short of punching her and taking the puss. so we play this "im trying to fuck" game for a long time and the next thing i know it is 4:00 in the morning and my teammates are knocking on the door cause it time to start making moves to the track. so i sat in the dark in bed with this bitch and the only thing i got her to do was lick the tip of my head. 5 roll around and i am on the track (keep in mind that this dude used to run the fuck out of us) and i got muh'fukking blue balls from staying hard all night with no release. i never gave that bitch a second chance even though she promised she would make up for it.
2)
this happened about a while ago too. two of my childhood friends were in town at the same time so we all decided to go to goosebumps (atl stripclub). this bitch choosing in there but i wasnt trying to leave my folks for some ass so exchanged numbers with the strippers for a later date. well like 2 days later she called me at like 10pm asking me what was up. i could hear the music in the background so i knew she was at work still and i told her straight up "I AM TRYING TO GET WITH YOU TONIGHT, BUT I AM NOT TRYING TO PAY FOR SHIT". she says cool that she will just come to my house but she needs me to come and pick her up. so of course i jump straight into the caddy but i bring a friend thinking it can be a G on that chick (and also just incase it is a setup). we get there and pick her up and then she says she not comfortable since i brought a friend. so i was like ok i will drop him off at his house before we go fuck and she was like cool. i drop him off and then start heading to my house when this bitch asked the last question i would ever acknowledge from her. she said "how much money you got?" and i was like "what, why the fuck you wanna know?" so she then says " i didnt come out here to fuck for free". i immediately pulled into the first parking lot i see and reached across her lap and opened her door for her and then put my hand on her shoulder and started pushing. she starting bitching some more like "you gonna kick me out right here, why you come and get me then". i said "i told you i wasn't paying for shit" kept pushing. i bet that chick lurk here too. well if you do lurk here ex-goosebump stripper, do you remember standing in the parking lot of ms. winners on glenwood (right in front of 285 flea market) fresh off getting kicked out and watching me pull off in this:
(sigh) Before i tell this story, I wanna say, Fuck y'all! Fuck all y'all! Okay, here goes:
I met this one chick in Miami who was bi, a freak, and a DIME!!! She comes by the hotel and scoops me up to take me to her place. We get to the crib and there's this Mayor McCheese looking fat bitch there, and they both are on some threesome shit.Yeah, I fucked them both. I had to hit McCheese to get to the dime.
man, that is really takin gone for the team! but i cant front, i would of probably done the same thing.
i wouldnt call that stupid cleve. aint like u KNEW.
now if u woulda known thats another story.
but seriously....
is that a long way?
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age 16
at midnight in DC area on a Saturday... I had missed the last bus so I walked from Bladensburg to Langley Park with the distance being about a good 9 miles... there was a party going on and I knew ere'body was gonna be there and ole girl lived in an apartment complex across the street from the joint and her moms worked at a hospital on the graveyard, so I figured I'd crash at her spot after the party... we had sealed the deal earlier that spring, so it wasn't like I got the straight okie doke... the day before I had bought her some red Reebok classics just cuz I was tryna show my appreciation for previous encounters.... I got to the party after walking for what had to have been 2 hours and went straight to the basement where the DJ was crankin' some go-go... I proceeded to see shawty freaking not one nigga, not two niggas, but three niggas in the middle of the dancefloor with the red Reebok classics I had just got her... I stood there for a sec, kinda got in my feelings and made eye contact with her which she brushed me off... after about 10 minutes she came over to me and said "my mom aint go to work tonight, so I can't let you come over"... I was like "aiiiiight" and went upstairs to grab some grub... as I looked out the window of the kitchen I saw her walking with some nigga straight to her apartment complex... I aint wanna confront her, so I let it slide... I ate some pizza and the party ended like 20 minutes later and not one muhfukka would give me a ride... not one summamabitch in the place... so I walked my Black azz from the spot in Langley Park to my crib in Bladensburg
total walking time: about 4 hrs
total party time: about 40 minutes
total damage: lotta sweat, feet hurting like hell and no pussy
at midnight in DC area on a Saturday... I had missed the last bus so I walked from Bladensburg to Langley Park with the distance being about a good 9 miles... there was a party going on and I knew ere'body was gonna be there and ole girl lived in an apartment complex across the street from the joint and her moms worked at a hospital on the graveyard, so I figured I'd crash at her spot after the party... we had sealed the deal earlier that spring, so it wasn't like I got the straight okie doke... the day before I had bought her some red Reebok classics just cuz I was tryna show my appreciation for previous encounters.... I got to the party after walking for what had to have been 2 hours and went straight to the basement where the DJ was crankin' some go-go... I proceeded to see shawty freaking not one nigga, not two niggas, but three niggas in the middle of the dancefloor with the red Reebok classics I had just got her... I stood there for a sec, kinda got in my feelings and made eye contact with her which she brushed me off... after about 10 minutes she came over to me and said "my mom aint go to work tonight, so I can't let you come over"... I was like "aiiiiight" and went upstairs to grab some grub... as I looked out the window of the kitchen I saw her walking with some nigga straight to her apartment complex... I aint wanna confront her, so I let it slide... I ate some pizza and the party ended like 20 minutes later and not one muhfukka would give me a ride... not one summamabitch in the place... so I walked my Black azz from the spot in Langley Park to my crib in Bladensburg
total walking time: about 4 hrs
total party time: about 40 minutes
total damage: lotta sweat, feet hurting like hell and no pussy
Oh shit!, and even my pops was like
Man thats fucked up
In college, drove to see a chick on the weekend who's parents weren't supposed to be home; They were. Slept in the car all fucking night.............woke up the next morning, watched the family leave for church........banged that ass out all morning.........drove back to campus that afternoon.........no lie........dumb ass hell!
Pussy was good doe!
LOL
Pussy was good doe!
LOL
Had a freak call me when my tank was 30 miles to E, payday 2 days away.
I drove maybe 25 miles to the wrong address... another 7 or 8 miles to her right address, tank is reading "Low fuel level - 0 miles to E". Didn't get no pussy... watched movies and cuddled. Afterwards, I hoped my car would crank and make it far enough so she wouldn't see a nigga run out of gas... it made it a couple miles then stopped on freeway exit.
I had to call my mom back in TN to wire me some money to western union... I walked 5 miles to Krogers to pick it up... came back to find my car was gone...
Dekalb County had my car picked up due to it stopping on freeway exit... said it was "abandoned".
My homie came picked me up and took me home... I took off work the following day and I was off the day after...
Went to get my car on payday and it costed me $145... I fucked the girl 2 months afterwards.
the end.
NICKLEBAGKILLA
Rising Star
Damn homie
I hope she lived in South End..
You never heard of the 34 bus?
Man I was 17 at the time ...broke as fuck....and I ain't from essex county so I didn't know what was what....shit took me like 7 hours
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