What's the slickest shit you ever did involving some pussy?
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I know for a fact one of my little brothers is fucking a mother and daughter and they're the ones that initiated it. It hasn't happened to me but it happens.
3 years, more like two summers (4 months total) when I visited NY, my uncle still fucks with me about it.
Dying over here. Effin hilariousMy turn.
I once fucked his Cac whore recently with an older son around my age. Met her at the local piggly wiggly. She wasn't the cutest but had cool hips and such. Think of how Mal Malloy used to be, before the daily visits to Burger Kang. The slick part was that this hoe in front of me ebt card kept getting declined (broke ass cac bitxh) at the register. I said I'd help get some groceries, if she let me beat first.
I didn't plan on buying her shit lol. She wasnt the cutest but fuck it, I'm gon get me some reparations out this bitches pussy.
So she invites me over to her spot. Man, this was some trailer park on the other side of town, but I didn't think the homies venture over there too much. So fuck it. I kid you not, there's a muthafucking banjo on the porch of their double-wide lol. I'm getting 'Deliverance' vibes, but I'm still determined to get reparations out this cac slut.
So she let's me inside and asks me if I'd like a sloppy joe manwich(white folk shit smh) and a glass of tang, her speciality. I politely declined because it smelled like cat piss and pumpkin spice inside of that trailer. I look right into her lazy eye and ask her what's up with some Sloppy Toppy doe. She got sad and pointed to the dark corner where there was a computer screen light emanating.
Thats when i saw him. The most pathetic, sad, simp looking Cac I'd ever seen in life. He was in his tighty whitey drawers, and yellowed tank top and a cat on his lap (no doubt the only pussy he ever touched). This cac was on what I think was a 1999 Macintosh computer, the one with the TV tube for the monitor, and was just fixated on the screen with a retard stare not even moving.
His meemaw then softly says, "Ignore him, all he cares about is googling Trump stories and browsing the gay section on craigslist all day on his 'computter' as he calls it. He doesn't care about anything else".
She pulls me into her bedroom and closes the door. I get immaculate head, hit it from the back (caught a couple of bad whiffs to keep it 100
I was mistaken.
This silly cac tries to start some small talk about what he googled earlier and saw on MSNBC lol. I smdh push him out the way. I wipe my dick on his rainbow scarf and dip the hell outnof there. Didnt even feel bad i didnt give them cacs grocery money either.
And that lady and gentlemen is how I fucked @lightbright moms with promise of free food.
Stationed at Camp Pendleton (so many stories).
I met this mixed Filipina/Black chick working at the main side PX. Her body, face and complexion spoke magic to my perverted 20 year old soul, and I just knew:
I HAD to have it!
She wasn't interested initially, until I took focus off of her, for her (less-attractive) co-worker. That's when she started the full-court press. Strategically, I kept her at arms length, knowing she was gonna try to fight through the defense, as I waited for her to break through like:
Cell phones were not really a thing at this time, so it was the home number or the meet up. She showed up at the E-Club in Del Mar looking like water to a man dying of thirst (Me...I was that man). She wasn't giving anybody else the attention and was in my face the whole night as I appeared only semi-interested. With a few beers in me, I walked back to my barracks (My squad mates all had chicks in Oceanside, so I had it to myself) and was prepared to "beat myself to sleep" for the sake of this strategy. There was a knock at my door. It was the Duty NCO saying I hade a visitor. It was her. We started walking back and the Duty NCO grabbed me by the arm and was like: Be REALLY careful...that the Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps daughter....... We walked back to my room and at first, I felt that feeling you get when there is imminent danger....
She gave off that energy like she was MAD, because I made her work. That was strategy, but THIS was actual concern about her pops finding out. So she start the press again. I'm still overthinking, and not fully engaged until she got real close, and I can smell her. I placed my thumb on her bottom lip, cause they were pretty plump. She licked it...
.....and all I can hear was:
She gave me head, but wouldn't let me fuck, until I hit her with the:
"That'll be real fucked up if that Duty NCO go telling ya daddy that you was all in my barracks at 2am after the club...I can't stop him with all this penned up frustration, so looks like we'll both be in trouble"...
At risk of soundin like a bitch....she fucked the hell outta me..... Like, I thought I was gonna have a heart attack, but my pride wouldn't let me stop. we were together for 2 years until my hoe powers evolved into dangerous levels.
I missed that pussy for a LONG time...
I was in Pendelton for a week picking up supplies going to 29 Palms. I met a Filipino working in the mess hall. She was ready and we went out. a couple of times. I was in the reserves on my 2 weeks and had a girlfriend back home in NC. She really made me want to risk it all. This was around 1996
one of the many times not smashin saved me
in '88 i was stationed at ft detrick in maryland
i was a medic but assigned to supply
i caught my staff sergeant stealing on some slick shit
he was ordering oem copies of microsoft software one for each computer in our division
installing one then sellin the other 26 copies out the back door
when he saw i knew what was up he started plotting
little did he know his 16 year old daughter was the barracks hoe
i never even let her in my room let alone smashed
but i was always nice to her never called her out her name shared beverages and what not
she starts beatin on my door at like 2 am and tells me the mp's are on the way
her pops had stashed stolen drugs in my room
i found them and returned them to where he stole them from (my job was a good minute and a half walk from my room)
came back and went to sleep
they kicked in my door at 4 am
not sure why it was an army barracks the cq had keys
they looked real silly when they did not find anything
they looked where he said it was supposed to be for over an hour
tried to write me up for several different reasons after that
dude finally got me for failure to repair for not coming to work on a snow day
"no where is it written that you are off today"
was posed to be at work at 7:45 phone rings at 7:46 by the time i got there at like 7:51 they already had the charges typed up
i had to report him to the office of fraud waste and abuse to finally get him off my ass
they just transferred him tho no repercussions
in '88 i was stationed at ft detrick in maryland
i was a medic but assigned to supply
i caught my staff sergeant stealing on some slick shit
he was ordering oem copies of microsoft software one for each computer in our division
installing one then sellin the other 26 copies out the back door
when he saw i knew what was up he started plotting
little did he know his 16 year old daughter was the barracks hoe
i never even let her in my room let alone smashed
but i was always nice to her never called her out her name shared beverages and what not
she starts beatin on my door at like 2 am and tells me the mp's are on the way
her pops had stashed stolen drugs in my room
i found them and returned them to where he stole them from (my job was a good minute and a half walk from my room)
came back and went to sleep
they kicked in my door at 4 am
not sure why it was an army barracks the cq had keys
they looked real silly when they did not find anything
they looked where he said it was supposed to be for over an hour
tried to write me up for several different reasons after that
dude finally got me for failure to repair for not coming to work on a snow day
"no where is it written that you are off today"
was posed to be at work at 7:45 phone rings at 7:46 by the time i got there at like 7:51 they already had the charges typed up
i had to report him to the office of fraud waste and abuse to finally get him off my ass
they just transferred him tho no repercussions
Damn! Dude was grimy wit it! The daughter is way grown now. I wonder if she's still a ho!one of the many times not smashin saved me
in '88 i was stationed at ft detrick in maryland
i was a medic but assigned to supply
i caught my staff sergeant stealing on some slick shit
he was ordering oem copies of microsoft software one for each computer in our division
installing one then sellin the other 26 copies out the back door
when he saw i knew what was up he started plotting
little did he know his 16 year old daughter was the barracks hoe
i never even let her in my room let alone smashed
but i was always nice to her never called her out her name shared beverages and what not
she starts beatin on my door at like 2 am and tells me the mp's are on the way
her pops had stashed stolen drugs in my room
i found them and returned them to where he stole them from (my job was a good minute and a half walk from my room)
came back and went to sleep
they kicked in my door at 4 am
not sure why it was an army barracks the cq had keys
they looked real silly when they did not find anything
they looked where he said it was supposed to be for over an hour
tried to write me up for several different reasons after that
dude finally got me for failure to repair for not coming to work on a snow day
"no where is it written that you are off today"
was posed to be at work at 7:45 phone rings at 7:46 by the time i got there at like 7:51 they already had the charges typed up
i had to report him to the office of fraud waste and abuse to finally get him off my ass
they just transferred him tho no repercussions