whats the DUMBEST thing youve ever done 4 some pussy? (pt. 1)
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I once drove 4 hours to some part in Mississippi just to get some pussy. When I finally met up with the chic she was like " I didn't know you was coming down." Long story short I didnt get no pussy that night so I picked up a street walker and got some head instead. After that I went back 2 B'ham.
Met this bird at a club in central London,she was the spitting image of Letoya Luckett(former Destiny child)but a little chunkier, i caught her eye as she walked past me, she stared me out basically so i asked her her name and DAMN she responded real enthusiastically,i couldn't fucking beleive my luck as she was the baddest chick in the club, we got to talking and for some reason i bought this damn girl a drink which i never do as i think it's a sucker move but i did anyway[STRIKE 1].Then to my surprise as we danced(me behind her facing in the same direction)she whispered in my ear "what you doin after?"...i thought 'BINGO' i'm in.
Cut a long story short we went back to her flat i drove,drove around for around 20 mins couldn't a find parking space so i parked on the main road as i thought i'd just hit and split but after some more drinks at her place i got tipsy,we fucked(real good sex) i fell asleep and woke up to find my car got towed away[STRIKE 2]which cost me £150-$180.Watch out fellas these ladies can make you drop all of your morals and judgement.
Cut a long story short we went back to her flat i drove,drove around for around 20 mins couldn't a find parking space so i parked on the main road as i thought i'd just hit and split but after some more drinks at her place i got tipsy,we fucked(real good sex) i fell asleep and woke up to find my car got towed away[STRIKE 2]which cost me £150-$180.Watch out fellas these ladies can make you drop all of your morals and judgement.
was faithful to a bitch with good pussy that turned out to be a FUCKING WHORE!!!!! But hey, i'm not bitter
Damn..been there and done that..
REAL TALK... Back when I was a young nigglett. I stole mom's brand new Monte Carlo in the middle of the night. After talkin' to a breezy for like 4 hours about how she want me to be her 1st. Would of been my 1st to, but she didnt know that. On my way to her house on the westside of town. A dog runs in front of the fuckin' car. Causing me to swerve, so not to hit the dog. Hittin' the fuckin' curb, BREAKS THE AXEL on moms new WHIP!!!
Nervous ass fuck, I pull out the trusty bus pass. Rode that bitch back to the pad. Climbed my happy/scared ass back thru the window to my room. Got outta tho clothes, waited bout 5mins to get my nerves right. (and my lie together) Ran into moms room like I just seen a ghost. Told her I heard some shit outside. Me, her & pops rolled outside to find that... SOME MUTHA FUCKA HAD STOLE THE MUTHAFUCKIN CAR!!!
Pussy is a hell'of a drug...
I got a similar story..
I stole the car, went and did my thing...
The drive axle just falls off on the way back. Called my boy who's daddy owned a tow service. He steals a tow truck came and picked up the car..and put it back.
Mom trys to go to work the next morning..
Car won't work...I never said a word.
I met this baaaaaddd chick in the club. Got her number and talked to her for about 10-15 minutes right after the club. She was planning on coming to my crib, but one of her lush ass friends got sick and she had to take her home. Problem was that she lived 45 minutes out of town. It's 3:30 and she is too tired to drive back to the city but she is talking mad shit about what she'd do to me. I put my car in the shop that morning and the only transportation that I had was my motorcyle. It was a brick ass 28 degrees outside and windy. I gave myself a 5 minute pep talk threw on some long johns and a bubble goose, hopped on my bike and rode 45 minutes in the freezing cold for some unknown, new pussy. Stupid as hell, but it was worth it!!! 
(sigh) Before i tell this story, I wanna say, Fuck y'all! Fuck all y'all! Okay, here goes:
I met this one chick in Miami who was bi, a freak, and a DIME!!! She comes by the hotel and scoops me up to take me to her place. We get to the crib and there's this Mayor McCheese looking fat bitch there, and they both are on some threesome shit.Yeah, I fucked them both. I had to hit McCheese to get to the dime.
Met this chick on myspace before it was really popping a couple years back. Talked on the phone a couple times and she wanted me to come see her. So I drive out there (about an hour and some change) and this chick is the ugliest chick I have ever seen in my life. Bitch look like a dirty ostrich, I was mad as hell. She taking me around her town showing me off to her friends and shit. So I am out there for about an hour and just pull over to this parking lot. (I drove all this way I was gonna get a nut) and this bitch goes and kisses me in the mouth. She had the most chapped lips in the world and I can still taste that homemade tasting lipgloss she had on
I got a similar story..
I stole the car, went and did my thing...
The drive axle just falls off on the way back. Called my boy who's daddy owned a tow service. He steals a tow truck came and picked up the car..and put it back.
Mom trys to go to work the next morning..
Car won't work...I never said a word.
WTF
My shits don't even compare to some of y'all's shits, but here goes anyway:
I used to drive all over the damned east coast and parts of the midwest for pussy. It's part of the reason why I know the country so well to this day. Back in the early days of the internet circa '92-'93. Me and some kats discovered this thing called ISCA. It was some telnet shit, this is pre- world wide web, it was a fucking BBS. You'd meet up with some chicks on there and they'd send you pics through US Postal mail. You could tell the black chicks because they all had BLACK or CHOCOLATE in their names, but I boned some white chicks off of there too.
I had a work study job, a little bit of money in my pocket and friends that were down for road trips. We was some drivin muthafuckas! I've been to Fla, GA, NC, SC, VA, OH, Upstate NY, VT, MI, WI, PA, RI. The farthest I've driven was to WI....alone to hit off this white chick. How that POS car I had back then made it that far, your guess is as good as mine, because if that shit broke down somewhere like WI...I'd be living there right now.
I had no CC, very little money, gas was less than a dollar, just off the strength that I'd be getting some pussy. But then again, that was the early days of the internet. Things were way more innocent then. I still got a box full of pictures from chicks from back then in my basement somewhere. Funny thing was, the computer lab was mad empty my first year and niggas was clownin us for being in the computer lab all the time, by the time I graduated, they had a sign-up sheet for you to even get on a computer!
I used to drive all over the damned east coast and parts of the midwest for pussy. It's part of the reason why I know the country so well to this day. Back in the early days of the internet circa '92-'93. Me and some kats discovered this thing called ISCA. It was some telnet shit, this is pre- world wide web, it was a fucking BBS. You'd meet up with some chicks on there and they'd send you pics through US Postal mail. You could tell the black chicks because they all had BLACK or CHOCOLATE in their names, but I boned some white chicks off of there too.
I had a work study job, a little bit of money in my pocket and friends that were down for road trips. We was some drivin muthafuckas! I've been to Fla, GA, NC, SC, VA, OH, Upstate NY, VT, MI, WI, PA, RI. The farthest I've driven was to WI....alone to hit off this white chick. How that POS car I had back then made it that far, your guess is as good as mine, because if that shit broke down somewhere like WI...I'd be living there right now.
I had no CC, very little money, gas was less than a dollar, just off the strength that I'd be getting some pussy. But then again, that was the early days of the internet. Things were way more innocent then. I still got a box full of pictures from chicks from back then in my basement somewhere. Funny thing was, the computer lab was mad empty my first year and niggas was clownin us for being in the computer lab all the time, by the time I graduated, they had a sign-up sheet for you to even get on a computer!
agreed to lick pussy on the first date (first meeting but we had been talking for like 3 months) ..i mean she became my gf about 2 months later but still i shouldn't have agreed to that at all
..i mean she became my gf about 2 months later but still i shouldn't have agreed to that at all
I'll tell my cousin's story since he isn't a member.
This fool paid for this chic's breast implants, vaginal rejuvenation surgery, tummy tuck, etc. only to have her go fuck somebody else once her healing period was over. And he still ain't seen no parts of the new pussy!!!
She even showed me the tits like "look what your cousin got me!"
To this day he has nothing but flames for her but doesn't know I know the whole story.
This fool paid for this chic's breast implants, vaginal rejuvenation surgery, tummy tuck, etc. only to have her go fuck somebody else once her healing period was over.
And he still ain't seen no parts of the new pussy!!!She even showed me the tits like "look what your cousin got me!"
To this day he has nothing but flames for her but doesn't know I know the whole story.
I used to live in London and I was making frequent trips back btwn '04 and '05. On one trip I was staying with a girl I used to smash but we were just friends at that point. I met this really cute chick in the Fridge Bar in Brixton. She walked in the place with some dud who I assumed was her boyfriend. Turns out it was a gay friend f hers so we began chatting exchanged numbers and the whole nine. She was half Basque half english. Gorgeous eyes big tits and a nice ass. Anyway we hang out a couple nights later. Had some drinks and she gets frisky. She wants to fuck but refuses to take me back to her crib. We can't go to the spot where I stay because I used to smash the chick I was staying with. So we decided to meet up the next day and go another friend's house that is out of town and I had the keys to her house. I was originally supposed to stay there but it was too far out. So we get on the bus and make our way out there. It took about 1hr and 15mins to get there. It was damn near in zone 6 for those familiar with London. So we get there take off our coats and open the bottle of booze we broughtwith us. We are there for no longer than 20 mins before someone comes in the house. I am thinking who the fuck is that? Turns out my friend who's house it is had a housemate that was also supposed to be on vacation and came home early. I never met her before. so she comes in and there are 2 strangers standing in her livingroom. I had to quickly explain who I was and what I was doing in her house because her boyfriend came in a few seconds after her. I made up some bullshit about coming to check on the house for my friend. They asked us to stay and have some wine. It was the most tense akward conversation ever.
We left after an hour or so and made the 1 1/4 hour trip back to Clapham. At this point I am steady in her ear trying to get her to bring me to her house. She finally reveals why she didn't want to go there. She had a crazy ex that would just show up unannounced. She gives in and we go back to her crib. we are there for 15mins before the ex starts ringing her door and phone. we ignored it and fucked till morning. I jumped through hoops to get that ass but it was worth it.
We left after an hour or so and made the 1 1/4 hour trip back to Clapham. At this point I am steady in her ear trying to get her to bring me to her house. She finally reveals why she didn't want to go there. She had a crazy ex that would just show up unannounced. She gives in and we go back to her crib. we are there for 15mins before the ex starts ringing her door and phone. we ignored it and fucked till morning. I jumped through hoops to get that ass but it was worth it.
PeerlessMack said:
ended up in a case like this in my soph year of high school..this white girl(yes she was white so what lol) had kind of a crush on me,as she was going thru a bad breakup(her man at the time was clowning on her thru their whole relationship) somehow my name came up in the last convo they had,as well as
the N word
so i ended up getting in a fight which HE started afterschool..at first we were fighting like it was beinf choreagraphed for one of those cheesy 80s teen movies back then(was even thinking up the music in my head going"dun-dun..dundunDUNDUN" ) sadly he was getting the upper hand until i got in a couple of clean hits to his jaw,the last one sent him stumbling backwards into a locker,he hit his head and got a concussion..i almost did like peter from family guy in that one episode where he was doing the "suspense" music(dah dah dadada..DAAAA) when dude fell to the ground 
ended up in a case like this in my soph year of high school..this white girl(yes she was white so what lol) had kind of a crush on me,as she was going thru a bad breakup(her man at the time was clowning on her thru their whole relationship) somehow my name came up in the last convo they had,as well as
the N word
Not me, but my boy from the service. This dude was seriously trying to fuck the whole city, on & off the yard. So one chick he banging got some friends that want to kick it & shit, so they tell him to bring some friends. I think he told just me about it so he could keep his options open cuz he greedy like that. We all agree to meet up & decide we going out to eat, it was us 2 & 4 of them. Now even though my boy runs his game like a champ, bringing me into the mix was like rolling in yo pimped out Chrysler 300 & a stock Phantom pulls up next to you. Anyway, the finest one was feeling me & we both knew it. Can you believe this mofo asked me to give him a week to get at her first? He spent that week begging & buying her shit to get me off her mind. I did give him his week but he was basically done before he got started cuz it was too many things against him. His girl was her girl and she knew about them, plus she said she knew something was up when he came at her cuz she know how I was feeling her. To throw his girl off, he was telling her how "I" felt about her friend(info she passed on) when it was really how "he" felt about her. Didn't work.
nothing worst than a hater, simp and cornball. more they try better they make you look. Infact all that work he put in made it easier for you to smash.
as i tell all my guy friends is ignore more than pay attention and they come to you. infact sometimes it can help if you have a bad chick next to you also
Looking at it today, 3 things
1) Drove from LA to Berkley. could have waited her school was out the next week and she was coming back to LA
2) Drove from la to fresno. could not drive back after being up all night
3) Took a taxi untill i had just enough money for bus fare. Then took the bus the rest of the way. at least she drove me home. The valley to LA.
1) Drove from LA to Berkley. could have waited her school was out the next week and she was coming back to LA
2) Drove from la to fresno. could not drive back after being up all night
3) Took a taxi untill i had just enough money for bus fare. Then took the bus the rest of the way. at least she drove me home. The valley to LA.
Er, when I was about 14/15 years old , I may have,ahh, pulled a "Real World-Will"
*bolts out of thread!*
*bolts out of thread!*
I got a similar story..
I stole the car, went and did my thing...
The drive axle just falls off on the way back. Called my boy who's daddy owned a tow service. He steals a tow truck came and picked up the car..and put it back.
Mom trys to go to work the next morning..
Car won't work...I never said a word.
you a foul ninja
im glad im not stupid, use talk to these cutey from out there in like 96. She wanted me to come thru, but i know the game. couple ques later find out her brother some big drug dealer who hugs the block. I'm like meet me in Li, or we can go to Mann. She tried to call me out asking if im a punk. I just told her i know the deal and im not stupid. she laughed and hooked up in Mann.
NICKLEBAGKILLA
Rising Star
Walked from East Orange to Montclair. All the way down Harrison. And didn't get no ass cuz the bitch's nosy ass neighbor called her mom at work. Soon as I pulled on her bra strap we hear the garage door go up....
i hope you got back in your car and left her ass right there and deleted that #
I'll tell my cousin's story since he isn't a member.
This fool paid for this chic's breast implants, vaginal rejuvenation surgery, tummy tuck, etc. only to have her go fuck somebody else once her healing period was over.
She even showed me the tits like "look what your cousin got me!"
To this day he has nothing but flames for her but doesn't know I know the whole story.
I think the dumbest thing was drive an hour and twenty minutes for pussy. The good thing was that we both did this...I go see her one weekend, and she came down to see me the next.
This shit went on for a good six months. I guess we both wised up and went our separate ways. But during that period, that sex was good. Chick was a down ass nympho freak, always wanting the dick, and I do not regret putting those miles on my car at all Hella miles like 120 miles one way
This shit went on for a good six months. I guess we both wised up and went our separate ways. But during that period, that sex was good. Chick was a down ass nympho freak, always wanting the dick, and I do not regret putting those miles on my car at all
Hella miles like 120 miles one way 1984 - In high school rode a 10 speed 6 miles for pussy but didn't get it.
1986 - 18 yrs old (in the Army) 24yr old soldier came to my room with just a robe on. I start kissing her and she take my dick out. I get the head in and she tells me to stop. I'm on top of her with just the head of my dick in her pussy, not knowing if I should stop or slide it in. I stop and pull it out and she tells me we need to get a hotel room. I'm like WTF! I should have just kept going, caut........
Man you probaly one of the only motherfuckers in this thread that kept it real. I commend u but I would've took that shit to the grave.
It pains me to even type this ok here we go. I was chatting with this bitch online for a few weeks who lives in jacksonville granted i live in atlanta which is like 5hrs away. One night i go out drinking with my roomate and i dont know how the idea came about but i decided to just ride down there in the middle of the fuckn night. My roomate hyped me up cause he had a chick in macon so i dropped him off ride all fuckn night and into the morning to see this chick. I get there and the bitch was obese I swear i turned right around slept in my car for about 2 hrs and went right the fuck back home that was years ago and even to this day im so dissappointed in my self
I swear i turned right around slept in my car for about 2 hrs and went right the fuck back home that was years ago and even to this day im so dissappointed in my self1984 - In high school rode a 10 speed 6 miles for pussy but didn't get it.
1986 - 18 yrs old (in the Army) 24yr old soldier came to my room with just a robe on. I start kissing her and she take my dick out. I get the head in and she tells me to stop. I'm on top of her with just the head of my dick in her pussy, not knowing if I should stop or slide it in. I stop and pull it out and she tells me we need to get a hotel room. I'm like WTF! I should have just kept going, cause we never ever came close to fucking again.
1991 - Use to live in Lake Charles, LA and met this chic through a friend. I take this chic to a nice restaurant and back to her place. Nothing. I spend quality time with this chic for weeks, treating her like royalty and shit! She invites me over to her place. When I get there, she has on noting but a robe. I'm having flash backs of my Army days and just getting the head in.....NOT THIS TIME BUDDY!!! I eat this chics pussy and she busts a nut on my chin. I'm pulling my dick out to fuck and she tells me she is tired and ready to go to sleep. Walks me to the door and tells me she will talk to me tomorrow. I never heard from that bitch again!
1993 - stole my sister's new car to go meet this chic so we could go somewhere and fuck. My sister had a big ass brand new caddy her husband had just bought her. Get to the chics sister's place and her moms and 3 sister's car won't start. I end up taking the whole family to there house some 20 miles away. They pile up in my sis's new WHITE caddy, and their fucking shoes were muddy. Instead of fucking, I dropped ole girl off with her folks and spent the rest of the time cleaning my sis's car. Luckily my sister had went with her husband out of town. (He drives 18 wheelers)
I've got too many to tell. Pussy will make you do some stupid shit.
Damn Nigga ur pushin 50 of course u got too much to tell
I'll tell my cousin's story since he isn't a member.
This fool paid for this chic's breast implants, vaginal rejuvenation surgery, tummy tuck, etc. only to have her go fuck somebody else once her healing period was over.
She even showed me the tits like "look what your cousin got me!"
To this day he has nothing but flames for her but doesn't know I know the whole story.
Oh shit!
This story is VERY similar to my big brother's!!! His wife was cheating on him, and my dude was a fuckin' wreck! Him and his crew ran through the chickens in high school, and all of the cheerleaders. They were all on the football team, he was even an All State middle linebacker, and one of the coolest cats in school, so to see him burnt the fuck up over his wife fucked ME up. It was like watching Marcus in that movie "Boomerang". Anyway, to keep my sister in law faithful, he got her new ta tas, a tummy tuck, and an Eddie Bauer Explorer, all of which her side dick got to enjoy. 
Finally, my brother went Oran "Juice" Jones on her, she she snapped out of it and he forgave her. He said that they had "fallen in love with each other again" 
, and even my pops was like 
They're still together, and at my little sister's funeral a few months ago, they were in a new Magnum, which he said was her's, and our little brother whispered to me, "New Magnum, huh? I wonder who he caught her with this time."
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A while back when I was a young 'un, I used to do lots of business contracts with a good friend of mine. Dude was like an older brother to me. His girl at the time was about the finest chick I'd ever seen. High yella, thin frame with a booty so perfect I can't even explain it. I brought my cousin over his house and warned him that this chick was super bad. He was like, whateva, I ain't no rookie. When he saw this chick, I thought his eyes were gonna buck out his head, lol.
Anyway, my friend broke up with this girl. I was working on some artwork for a CD she was wanting to put out. I asked him if he wanted me to finish working on it, and he said it was fine.
So I'm calling her working out the details and she starts talking kind of freaky, stuff she likes sexually and whatever. We start talking almost every day just on friendship level with a little freakiness thrown in.
One night, I'm spending the night at my aunt's house. she calls me about midnight. She's saying how she's going to the club to pick up someone cause she needs to get fucked and how she doesn't like picking up dudes in clubs. I'm like half asleep so I'm just like well, you gotta do what you gotta do. Then she says the words I will never, ever forget...
"Nigga, you gonna come handle your business or what?"
Fam, a nigga jump out the bed and clothes just hop off the floor on a nigga. I don't even remember putting them on, all I know I look up and I'm fully dressed with keys in hand.
I go to get in my car and realize that my aunt's car is parked behind mine and I'm blocked in. I go wake up my uncle and explain the situation. My unc is like, let's get that shit moved nephew, let me find your aunt's keys.
Man, we're looking all over the house. Don't want to wake my aunt up to ask her to move her car so I can go hit. She would have clowned us for years. While looking for the keys, I keep thinking about my homeboy, how he took a young brotha under his wing and brought me up and helped me make paper, taught me the business. My uncle comes in with the keys he finally found and I'm like, I can't do it.
Fam, I call her back and tell her I'm not coming. She's like you don't know what you just passed up.
The next afternoon I go over to my homeboys' house to work on this contract. When I walk in, he's like son, my ex gal came knockin on my door about 2 in the morning. He said she took him upstairs and fucked him nonstop for four hours. He was like, she did every fucking thing in the world, he had never experienced no shit like that in his life.
I wanted to throw up.
I still think about that shit and it's been 12 years. My and my homeboy are still friends but I still sometimes wonder how I passed that shit up.
THAT GIRL WAS FUCKING FINE FAM!!!
Oh well...
Anyway, my friend broke up with this girl. I was working on some artwork for a CD she was wanting to put out. I asked him if he wanted me to finish working on it, and he said it was fine.
So I'm calling her working out the details and she starts talking kind of freaky, stuff she likes sexually and whatever. We start talking almost every day just on friendship level with a little freakiness thrown in.
One night, I'm spending the night at my aunt's house. she calls me about midnight. She's saying how she's going to the club to pick up someone cause she needs to get fucked and how she doesn't like picking up dudes in clubs. I'm like half asleep so I'm just like well, you gotta do what you gotta do. Then she says the words I will never, ever forget...
"Nigga, you gonna come handle your business or what?"
Fam, a nigga jump out the bed and clothes just hop off the floor on a nigga. I don't even remember putting them on, all I know I look up and I'm fully dressed with keys in hand.
I go to get in my car and realize that my aunt's car is parked behind mine and I'm blocked in. I go wake up my uncle and explain the situation. My unc is like, let's get that shit moved nephew, let me find your aunt's keys.
Man, we're looking all over the house. Don't want to wake my aunt up to ask her to move her car so I can go hit. She would have clowned us for years. While looking for the keys, I keep thinking about my homeboy, how he took a young brotha under his wing and brought me up and helped me make paper, taught me the business. My uncle comes in with the keys he finally found and I'm like, I can't do it.
Fam, I call her back and tell her I'm not coming. She's like you don't know what you just passed up.
The next afternoon I go over to my homeboys' house to work on this contract. When I walk in, he's like son, my ex gal came knockin on my door about 2 in the morning. He said she took him upstairs and fucked him nonstop for four hours. He was like, she did every fucking thing in the world, he had never experienced no shit like that in his life.
I wanted to throw up.
I still think about that shit and it's been 12 years. My and my homeboy are still friends but I still sometimes wonder how I passed that shit up.
THAT GIRL WAS FUCKING FINE FAM!!!
Oh well...
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