whats the DUMBEST thing youve ever done 4 some pussy? (pt. 1)
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1. Stole (I was 17, broke, and pussy whipped, and she wanted a CD)
2. Drove 3 hours (stayed the whole weekend though)
3. Accepted a place in the dredded "friend zone" in hopes of getting some. (The odds of getting pussy after becoming "friends" with a chick are slim. Not impossible, but slim.)
4. Put all my effort and energy into it. (I'm older and wiser now. Remember the story about the father bull telling his son to WALK down and fuck ALL the cows?)
5. I've never done it but the dumbest thing any man would do for pussy is fight for it! Real talk. There are waaaaaaaaaaaay too many females giving it up to get in a fight over one.
2. Drove 3 hours (stayed the whole weekend though)
3. Accepted a place in the dredded "friend zone" in hopes of getting some. (The odds of getting pussy after becoming "friends" with a chick are slim. Not impossible, but slim.)
4. Put all my effort and energy into it. (I'm older and wiser now. Remember the story about the father bull telling his son to WALK down and fuck ALL the cows?)
5. I've never done it but the dumbest thing any man would do for pussy is fight for it! Real talk. There are waaaaaaaaaaaay too many females giving it up to get in a fight over one.
Met this chick on myspace before it was really popping a couple years back. Talked on the phone a couple times and she wanted me to come see her. So I drive out there (about an hour and some change) and this chick is the ugliest chick I have ever seen in my life. Bitch look like a dirty ostrich, I was mad as hell. She taking me around her town showing me off to her friends and shit. So I am out there for about an hour and just pull over to this parking lot. (I drove all this way I was gonna get a nut) and this bitch goes and kisses me in the mouth. She had the most chapped lips in the world and I can still taste that homemade tasting lipgloss she had on. I got my nut dropped her off and took the LONGEST ride of shame back home.
I would be laughing but I almost pulled some stupid shit myself recently to get some cat
Glad I caught myself...
My absolute dumbest was...fooling around with a broad who had a live in man errrr husband...he was at work (alledgedly
)...we upstairs in their townhome buck nekkid ...he banging on the front door...I scoop my clothes up off the floor tip toe to guest bedroom closet while she let him in...that nigga came in all loud and shit, and he brought his homeboy..maybe for backup...he mustve knew I was punishing them guts..Them 2 niggas stayed there well over 2 hours..I got dressed in the closet trying not to laugh (thinking what do I say if he open the door)..I fell asleep...she woke me up we left and had sex in my car.
is that a long way?
from fordham road in the bx to utica in the bk by boys and girls high school
must of been like midnight. wasnt taking the train that that far at that time.
even sadder i did that more than once
with the same girl..
we would call each other for late nights when either of our steady booty calls fell through
and yes we ended up moving in together... it was cheaper
Met this chick on myspace before it was really popping a couple years back. Talked on the phone a couple times and she wanted me to come see her. So I drive out there (about an hour and some change) and this chick is the ugliest chick I have ever seen in my life. Bitch look like a dirty ostrich, I was mad as hell. She taking me around her town showing me off to her friends and shit. So I am out there for about an hour and just pull over to this parking lot. (I drove all this way I was gonna get a nut) and this bitch goes and kisses me in the mouth. She had the most chapped lips in the world and I can still taste that homemade tasting lipgloss she had on
Had a similar situation, your story is better (or worse depending on perspective) than mine.
(sigh) Before i tell this story, I wanna say, Fuck y'all! Fuck all y'all! Okay, here goes:
I met this one chick in Miami who was bi, a freak, and a DIME!!! She comes by the hotel and scoops me up to take me to her place. We get to the crib and there's this Mayor McCheese looking fat bitch there, and they both are on some threesome shit.
Damn cuz I did damn near the same thing!
It was this bad ass chick in my neighborhood whose fat cousin lived next door to me. I ask the fat cousin to hook me up with her cousin. She tells me only if she can suck my dick....I say cool. Dick suck turned into she wanted me to beat. 
Lets just say....I can't watch House of Pain cuz the chick looks just like the mother on that show!Oh yeah I fucked her cousin too!
Holla at ya boy!
My ex girlfriends sister used to have the best stories. lol.
I lived up in Albany, NY. They lived out in Schenectady. For new years She had a guy she met online Drive From Indiana pick her up, Then drive back to Indiana, Celebrate New Years, Then Drive her back. Then Went back home. And he didnt get any cause she didnt think he was cute. LMAO!!
Online: INT-TD; K. Warner intercepted by B. McDonald
http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/video/1923093
I lived up in Albany, NY. They lived out in Schenectady. For new years She had a guy she met online Drive From Indiana pick her up, Then drive back to Indiana, Celebrate New Years, Then Drive her back. Then Went back home. And he didnt get any cause she didnt think he was cute. LMAO!!
Online: INT-TD; K. Warner intercepted by B. McDonald
http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/video/1923093
My ex girlfriends sister used to have the best stories. lol.
I lived up in Albany, NY. They lived out in Schenectady. For new years She had a guy she met online Drive From Indiana pick her up, Then drive back to Indiana, Celebrate New Years, Then Drive her back. Then Went back home. And he didnt get any cause she didnt think he was cute. LMAO!!
Online: INT-TD; K. Warner intercepted by B. McDonald
http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/video/1923093
I lived up in Albany, NY. They lived out in Schenectady. For new years She had a guy she met online Drive From Indiana pick her up, Then drive back to Indiana, Celebrate New Years, Then Drive her back. Then Went back home. And he didnt get any cause she didnt think he was cute. LMAO!!
Online: INT-TD; K. Warner intercepted by B. McDonald
http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/video/1923093
REAL TALK... Back when I was a young nigglett. I stole mom's brand new Monte Carlo in the middle of the night. After talkin' to a breezy for like 4 hours about how she want me to be her 1st. Would of been my 1st to, but she didnt know that. On my way to her house on the westside of town. A dog runs in front of the fuckin' car. Causing me to swerve, so not to hit the dog. Hittin' the fuckin' curb, BREAKS THE AXEL on moms new WHIP!!!
Nervous ass fuck, I pull out the trusty bus pass. Rode that bitch back to the pad. Climbed my happy/scared ass back thru the window to my room. Got outta tho clothes, waited bout 5mins to get my nerves right. (and my lie together) Ran into moms room like I just seen a ghost. Told her I heard some shit outside. Me, her & pops rolled outside to find that... SOME MUTHA FUCKA HAD STOLE THE MUTHAFUCKIN CAR!!!
Pussy is a hell'of a drug...
Nervous ass fuck, I pull out the trusty bus pass. Rode that bitch back to the pad. Climbed my happy/scared ass back thru the window to my room. Got outta tho clothes, waited bout 5mins to get my nerves right. (and my lie together) Ran into moms room like I just seen a ghost. Told her I heard some shit outside. Me, her & pops rolled outside to find that... SOME MUTHA FUCKA HAD STOLE THE MUTHAFUCKIN CAR!!!
Pussy is a hell'of a drug...
REAL TALK... Back when I was a young nigglett. I stole mom's brand new Monte Carlo in the middle of the night. After talkin' to a breezy for like 4 hours about how she want me to be her 1st. Would of been my 1st to, but she didnt know that. On my way to her house on the westside of town. A dog runs in front of the fuckin' car. Causing me to swerve, so not to hit the dog. Hittin' the fuckin' curb, BREAKS THE AXEL on moms new WHIP!!!
Nervous ass fuck, I pull out the trusty bus pass. Rode that bitch back to the pad. Climbed my happy/scared ass back thru the window to my room. Got outta tho clothes, waited bout 5mins to get my nerves right. (and my lie together) Ran into moms room like I just seen a ghost. Told her I heard some shit outside. Me, her & pops rolled outside to find that... SOME MUTHA FUCKA HAD STOLE THE MUTHAFUCKIN CAR!!!
Pussy is a hell'of a drug...
was faithful to a bitch with good pussy that turned out to be a FUCKING WHORE!!!!! But hey, i'm not bitter
M.T.A???
went to projects to pick this chick up, not knowing her baby daddy lived in the building right across from hers. nigga was hangin out in the courtyard with a gang of niggas, and i just walked passed them. came out with the bitch and walked passed them again. in hindsight, shit could have gone bad.
was faithful to a bitch with good pussy that turned out to be a FUCKING WHORE!!!!! But hey, i'm not bitter
Dont feel bad you didn't know, that can happen to the best of them if you dont know a bitch background...hell one of my patnas from high school has completly simped out and is engaged to a KNOWN WHORE...sickening
and i thought I did some stupid shit.
After readin all these fucked up stories, Im kind of proud of all of my fuck ups...
REAL TALK... Back when I was a young nigglett. I stole mom's brand new Monte Carlo in the middle of the night. After talkin' to a breezy for like 4 hours about how she want me to be her 1st. Would of been my 1st to, but she didnt know that. On my way to her house on the westside of town. A dog runs in front of the fuckin' car. Causing me to swerve, so not to hit the dog. Hittin' the fuckin' curb, BREAKS THE AXEL on moms new WHIP!!!
Nervous ass fuck, I pull out the trusty bus pass. Rode that bitch back to the pad. Climbed my happy/scared ass back thru the window to my room. Got outta tho clothes, waited bout 5mins to get my nerves right. (and my lie together) Ran into moms room like I just seen a ghost. Told her I heard some shit outside. Me, her & pops rolled outside to find that... SOME MUTHA FUCKA HAD STOLE THE MUTHAFUCKIN CAR!!!
Pussy is a hell'of a drug...
and i thought I did some stupid shit.
After readin all these fucked up stories, Im kind of proud of all of my fuck ups...
REAL TALK... Back when I was a young nigglett. I stole mom's brand new Monte Carlo in the middle of the night. After talkin' to a breezy for like 4 hours about how she want me to be her 1st. Would of been my 1st to, but she didnt know that. On my way to her house on the westside of town. A dog runs in front of the fuckin' car. Causing me to swerve, so not to hit the dog. Hittin' the fuckin' curb, BREAKS THE AXEL on moms new WHIP!!!
Nervous ass fuck, I pull out the trusty bus pass. Rode that bitch back to the pad. Climbed my happy/scared ass back thru the window to my room. Got outta tho clothes, waited bout 5mins to get my nerves right. (and my lie together) Ran into moms room like I just seen a ghost. Told her I heard some shit outside. Me, her & pops rolled outside to find that... SOME MUTHA FUCKA HAD STOLE THE MUTHAFUCKIN CAR!!!
Pussy is a hell'of a drug...
REAL TALK... Back when I was a young nigglett. I stole mom's brand new Monte Carlo in the middle of the night. After talkin' to a breezy for like 4 hours about how she want me to be her 1st. Would of been my 1st to, but she didnt know that. On my way to her house on the westside of town. A dog runs in front of the fuckin' car. Causing me to swerve, so not to hit the dog. Hittin' the fuckin' curb, BREAKS THE AXEL on moms new WHIP!!!
Nervous ass fuck, I pull out the trusty bus pass. Rode that bitch back to the pad. Climbed my happy/scared ass back thru the window to my room. Got outta tho clothes, waited bout 5mins to get my nerves right. (and my lie together) Ran into moms room like I just seen a ghost. Told her I heard some shit outside. Me, her & pops rolled outside to find that... SOME MUTHA FUCKA HAD STOLE THE MUTHAFUCKIN CAR!!!
Pussy is a hell'of a drug...
Been there.
1. Drove a chick and her roomate around to look for an apartment when they was gonna get kicked out. Got to hit it once.
2. Hepled same girl move stuff from one side of towm to anouther. Got to hit it once more. Shouldve got at least five times for all that damn lifting and shit.
3. Drove girl to some type of probabtion/drug rehab meeting. Had to spend two hours listening to couselors, watching films and listening to "Bubbles" type niggas telling stories.
4. Drove my homie and his girlfriend and her roomate to get some weed and found out these hoes was buying coke.
5.Drove a dude over to his girl house to meet her and her sister. This fool didn't get no directions but had the address. We drove over there 25 miles to this country ass town.
The adress was P.O. Box 58 and we'd go up the road and get to 50, then we'd cross a 4way stop and when we'd get on the other side the numbers would pick up at 80. So we dorve all over that area all day looking for the 50- 80 boxes never could find em had to come home to avoid running out of gas.
Found out later that they built 50 houses there and stopped. Then they built 20 more years later so 1-50 was there and 80-100 was there. 51-79 was way on the other side of town.
2. Hepled same girl move stuff from one side of towm to anouther. Got to hit it once more. Shouldve got at least five times for all that damn lifting and shit.
3. Drove girl to some type of probabtion/drug rehab meeting. Had to spend two hours listening to couselors, watching films and listening to "Bubbles" type niggas telling stories.
4. Drove my homie and his girlfriend and her roomate to get some weed and found out these hoes was buying coke.
5.Drove a dude over to his girl house to meet her and her sister. This fool didn't get no directions but had the address. We drove over there 25 miles to this country ass town.
The adress was P.O. Box 58 and we'd go up the road and get to 50, then we'd cross a 4way stop and when we'd get on the other side the numbers would pick up at 80. So we dorve all over that area all day looking for the 50- 80 boxes never could find em had to come home to avoid running out of gas.
Found out later that they built 50 houses there and stopped. Then they built 20 more years later so 1-50 was there and 80-100 was there. 51-79 was way on the other side of town.
oh boy. its a lot 2 read. get 2 it later but bump 4 the late nighters.
get 2 it later but bump 4 the late nighters.
BIRMINGHAM 2 DETROIT??? PLEASE tell me its another city closer 2 detroit named birmingham thats NOT in alabama.
cuz if it aint (b4 i read the other ones) u just MIGHT get the trophy.
PLEASE tell me its another city closer 2 detroit named birmingham thats NOT in alabama.
cuz if it aint (b4 i read the other ones) u just MIGHT get the trophy.
Man, I swear to god homeboy... This was back in 2007. I drove from morning to the next morning. It was february, icey, and cold than a motherfucker. When I got there I had to get a room for two nights which was $140ish... I only saw this chick for 2 hours in which for only 45 minutes of that I fucked.
I don't know what came over me... she was looking so thick on blackplanet and just had to have it... I wasn't disappointed but she wasn't what I thought it was going to be like in person. This chick was a freak, she was in this biking gang/clan full of other freaks also ...
Shame On Me.
Man, I swear to god homeboy... This was back in 2007. I drove from morning to the next morning. It was february, icey, and cold than a motherfucker. When I got there I had to get a room for two nights which was $140ish... I only saw this chick for 2 hours in which for only 45 minutes of that I fucked.
I don't know what came over me... she was looking so thick on blackplanet and just had to have it... I wasn't disappointed but she wasn't what I thought it was going to be like in person. This chick was a freak, she was in this biking gang/clan full of other freaks also ...
"i dont think i wouldve told that".
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