The worst experience with a hoe...

[sludem]

Grade 9 It Was A Thrusday Night No School On Friday So My Best Friend Was Gonna Sleep Over At My Crib So I Call This Girl Up That Me An 2 Of My Other Boys Ran A Train On The Week Before Since My Boy Wasnt There At The Time Thought I Would Let Him Get A Tap.so She Says Her Mom Is In Bed An We Could Come Over..keep In Mind This Is In Toronto In The Middle Of Winter An That Night Was A Snow Storm....so Anyway We Get There I Go Tap First While My Boy Hides In The Living Room.i Bust My Nut An My Boy Goes In Next....this Nigga Was In There Beating The Breaks Off The Pussy I Could Hear The Head Of Her Bed Smashing On The Wall Thats Facing Her Moms Room How She Didnt Wake Up I Dont Fucking Know.im In The Living Room Laughing My Ass Off An Getting Ready To Run For The Door If Her Mom Wakes Up Cuz That Shit Was Loud As Hell.anyway So My Nigga Nuts By This Time Its About 5 Am We Are About To Cut An Then She Says Her Mom Wakes Up In About 30 Minutes To Get Ready For Work...me An My Boy Get A Grin On Our Face Like Fuck Going Home Lets Hide An Wait For Her To Go To Work Then We Could Fuck This Bitch All Fucking Day For The Next 9 Hours An Shit...so We Go In The Closet We Hear The Mom Get Up An Go In The Bathroom For Like 5 Minutes We In The Closet Giving High Fives Talking Bout How We Gnna Tear The Pussy Up All Day...well Her Mom Comes Out The Bathroom An Comes In The Girls Room An In A Jamaican Voice Says" Latoya Me Nah Go A Work/im Not Going To Work Today....i Guess She Looked Outside An Said Fuck It Im Calling In Sick Cuz Of All The Snow An Shit...so Me An My Boy Had To Sleep In That Closet For The Next 12 Hours....nigga Legs Hurting Hungry Need To Take A Piss An Couldnt.her Mom Finaly Went Into The Bathroom An We Ran Out That Bitch Real Quick

If Your Thinking Why Didnt You Leave Sooner..shit It Was A Small Ass Crib Her Room Was Next To Her Moms An The Front Door Was Right Next To The Living Room Where Her Mom Was Watching Tv .couldnt Go Out The Window Cuz We Were On The 3rd Floor...me An My Nigga Still Laugh About That To This Day

 

[max-dawg]

i dont understand these chicks wit stank couchies... cant they smell it themselves???????


i've been there and it was like the they thought it was smelling like prim roses. no embarrasment what so ever... maybe they were in denial..


the strongest sense tied to memory IS smell... just like the commercial says.

i keep telling you guys over and over and over... this is called the "garbage truck syndrome."

ever notice how guys that work on the garbage truck are NOT bothered by the smell? it's because they're always around it... they're used to it... it's a part of their lives.

the same goes for these women and their natural odor. to them, based on their hygiene and home training, get used to the smell they emit. to them, it's NO BIG DEAL, but that same smell might put your sinuses into reverse... causing you to vomit in extreme cases (happened to me).

ever had a woman ask, "do i/we smell during sex?" she's basically asking if you can tolerate the smell of her pussy.

 

[Mack10]

Got One A Couple Years Ago Actually 6 Years Ago When I Met My Babys Mother Slash My Fiance Now Ended Up Fucking And I Had Been Pleading With Her To Let Me Cum In Her Mouth We Were Trying New Shit Often And Begged Her For 6 Months To Let Me Do It So Finally The Time Came Skeeted In Her Mouth And She Pretended To Swallow A Couple Seconds Went By And She Kissed Me And Spit The Cum In My Mouth And Laughed So The Next Day When I Was Released From County Jail For Atempted Murder We Got Back Together And Been With Her Ever Since.

 

[thismybgolname]

I'm surprised that none of the women on the board have posted.

I know yall have at least a few stories of a nigga that just got done hooping and expected some pussy.

 

[Damn Right]

That's what u get For eatin Pussy Dumb ass. b Lick The wrong Bitch and U might Die1

what? man, eat a deeyak.

what are u? 15 years old?

 

[Mr.Still Fly]

9 Years ago while I was in college, I met this older broad who was in my sociology class who “claimed” she was divorced from her husband. She was about 31 and I was 19 and she was a straight MILF with two kids, so basically she & I hooked up while in a study group and got real close. Long story short, I’m spending the night over this chick’s house one Friday night about 10:30 pm, and we’re lying in her bed in the dark and I’m in my boxers in the bed with ol’ girl just chattin after fuckin or what not.

All of a sudden I hear a noise coming from her front door: BOOM!!! BOOM!!! BOOM!!! She ignores it and just keeps talking, then the noise stops and I hear a really loud BOOM!!! And some dude is shooting a gun off throughout the house yelling at the top of his lungs. She claims it’s her “estranged” husband and I had better disappear ASAP!!! I then try to get my clothes on before he finds me, climb out the window (lucky for me it’s a two-family house on the 1st floor), and run through the backyard to civilization.

As I’m climbing the fence I feel a heavy wind fly past my right ear and at the same time I feel it, I see a big-ass hole appear in the very fence I’m climbing. Still scared shitless, I try my best to do a Gale Devers impression while running and hurdling fences until I can get to a main street. It’s the middle of January and it’s about 20 degrees outside and I ended up tearing my coat while being chased, so I had to dump it. Now all I have on is a sweater, jeans, boots, and no socks (I didn’t have time to find them and put them on).

After catching about 2 buses I finally get home at about 1 am, and get up the next morning thinking I had the wildest dream… only to look in my closet to see that the $300 red nautica coat I just bought was not there, and that was when reality set in.

I never saw that bitch again.

Same thing happen to me... But my car was parked down the street. I had my clothes in the bathroom by the window. I made my escape with ease.

 

[godofwine]

years ago, i went over this new chicks crib. her phone keeps ringing & ringing, but she never answered. i read between the lines and went to my car and grabbed my gat.

came back in and started fucking ol' girl (first time hitting it). then someone starts pounding on the door while i'm fucking her, "let me in!" she's like, "oh shit! that's my fiance!" fiance? i keep fucking trying to get my nut off. "don't answer the door" i told her.

dude starts pounding on bedroom window "let me in!",,, i keep fucking,,, dude opens the fucking window,,, it wasn't locked. he's watching me pounding the shit out of his girls pussy,,,

he's furious "come outside homeboy! i'm going to fuck you up!" dude was built like a fucking tank. i threw on my clothes and opened the door,,, dude is still barking like he was about to fuck me up,,, once he saw me cock one in the chamber of the gat, he got silent as a mouse.

as i walked to the car,,, i heard old boy smack fire from her ass, and her body hit the floor. wasn't my battle to fight. never saw her again,,, sad thing was, the pussy wasn't all that.

DAMN! My brother told me about a story like that, but he wasn't strapped. THE OTHER GUY WAS! He barely got out of there alive! I don't want to steal his fire, so if he sees this thread maybe he will share his story. Check out #20...or the quote right above my thread My man was on Kinsman with no coat in winter in Cleveland.

It fucks me up because I would have had to hunt that guy down if he had not missed and shot my brother. He better be glad he missed.

 

[godofwine]

Man, I was fucking this chick, she gave GREAT HEAD. I mean great. She was thick, but I was single and strapped up so I didn't care. While I am fucking her, I pull half-way out during my strokes and my yellow condom was now RED, BLOOD RED. this bitch said her period was over, but she should have waited another day or two before she called me up.

I threw that bitch out. I told her to never call me again. I kinda regret doing that because she gave such great head. I called her a year or so later and she hung up on me. I guess I deserved that. But I was grossed out. Blood....on my dick? Yuk.

 

[alexw]

man heres my funny ass fucked up story

It was 1994, I had just met this fine bitch in the supermarket. She was 22 years old, petite, with some big ass hips and a flat ass stomach. So I really wanted to fuck this broad. I would take her to dinner and shit like that, desperately trying to get that ass. Anyways one night I took her to Dinner at Ponderosa. Ponderosa was the shit back then. She whispers that tonight is the night, its a fuckin rainstorm outside, and that lightening and thunder makes her horny. Im like bet. Im about to finally fuck this bitch. We get to her crib and head straight to her bedroom. Its about 9pm. Niggah 9:05 im in the guts. Niggah 9:10 it happens. I hear an old lady scream" OLE JESUS, THE DEVIL IS A LIE." Next thing you know, WACK WACK WACK! This old bitch is hitting me with a metal umbrella. The bitch im fuckin is yelling, Madea Stop, Madea Stop! Fuck man that shit hurt like hell, so I bounce out the bed, hard dick an all, and grab the umbrella out of the old ladies hand. I grab the shit and the old lady falls. The bitch screams and says I hit her grandmother...She jumps on my back. which is pouring with blood and starts to choke a niggah. The bitch is crying biting me and shit. So I slung the dumb bitch off me. It dark and I dont know the house that well. Im looking for my jeans, stub my toe, and then I fall in pain. But the adrenaline is going. I hear granny yelling how she has to find her rifle, so im like fuck. I finally grabbed my jeans and ran outside to my car. I heard them yelling all kinds of shit at me, but I really couldnt decode it. I went to the hospital since my shoulder was on fire. The old bitch put in some work. I needed 19 fuckin stiches. Hell I can still see the scar today. Both of those bitches moved about a year later. Man my boys still clown me when I tell this story.

 

[MissMighty]

man heres my funny ass fucked up story

It was 1994, I had just met this fine bitch in the supermarket. She was 22 years old, petite, with some big ass hips and a flat ass stomach. So I really wanted to fuck this broad. I would take her to dinner and shit like that, desperately trying to get that ass. Anyways one night I took her to Dinner at Ponderosa. Ponderosa was the shit back then. She whispers that tonight is the night, its a fuckin rainstorm outside, and that lightening and thunder makes her horny. Im like bet. Im about to finally fuck this bitch. We get to her crib and head straight to her bedroom. Its about 9pm. Niggah 9:05 im in the guts. Niggah 9:10 it happens. I hear an old lady scream" OLE JESUS, THE DEVIL IS A LIE." Next thing you know, WACK WACK WACK! This old bitch is hitting me with a metal umbrella. The bitch im fuckin is yelling, Madea Stop, Madea Stop! Fuck man that shit hurt like hell, so I bounce out the bed, hard dick an all, and grab the umbrella out of the old ladies hand. I grab the shit and the old lady falls. The bitch screams and says I hit her grandmother...She jumps on my back. which is pouring with blood and starts to choke a niggah. The bitch is crying biting me and shit. So I slung the dumb bitch off me. It dark and I dont know the house that well. Im looking for my jeans, stub my toe, and then I fall in pain. But the adrenaline is going. I hear granny yelling how she has to find her rifle, so im like fuck. I finally grabbed my jeans and ran outside to my car. I heard them yelling all kinds of shit at me, but I really couldnt decode it. I went to the hospital since my shoulder was on fire. The old bitch put in some work. I needed 19 fuckin stiches. Hell I can still see the scar today. Both of those bitches moved about a year later. Man my boys still clown me when I tell this story.

dang what kind of umbrella was that lol i can see the tip being metal but wtf@19 stitches.

 

[TRUFICTION]

man heres my funny ass fucked up story

It was 1994, I had just met this fine bitch in the supermarket. She was 22 years old, petite, with some big ass hips and a flat ass stomach. So I really wanted to fuck this broad. I would take her to dinner and shit like that, desperately trying to get that ass. Anyways one night I took her to Dinner at Ponderosa. Ponderosa was the shit back then. She whispers that tonight is the night, its a fuckin rainstorm outside, and that lightening and thunder makes her horny. Im like bet. Im about to finally fuck this bitch. We get to her crib and head straight to her bedroom. Its about 9pm. Niggah 9:05 im in the guts. Niggah 9:10 it happens. I hear an old lady scream" OLE JESUS, THE DEVIL IS A LIE." Next thing you know, WACK WACK WACK! This old bitch is hitting me with a metal umbrella. The bitch im fuckin is yelling, Madea Stop, Madea Stop! Fuck man that shit hurt like hell, so I bounce out the bed, hard dick an all, and grab the umbrella out of the old ladies hand. I grab the shit and the old lady falls. The bitch screams and says I hit her grandmother...She jumps on my back. which is pouring with blood and starts to choke a niggah. The bitch is crying biting me and shit. So I slung the dumb bitch off me. It dark and I dont know the house that well. Im looking for my jeans, stub my toe, and then I fall in pain. But the adrenaline is going. I hear granny yelling how she has to find her rifle, so im like fuck. I finally grabbed my jeans and ran outside to my car. I heard them yelling all kinds of shit at me, but I really couldnt decode it. I went to the hospital since my shoulder was on fire. The old bitch put in some work. I needed 19 fuckin stiches. Hell I can still see the scar today. Both of those bitches moved about a year later. Man my boys still clown me when I tell this story.

DAMN SON....YOU GOT YO ASS WHOOPED !


*side note*
DID YOU GET THAT PACKAGE ?

 

[alexw]

DAMN SON....YOU GOT YO ASS WHOOPED !


*side note*
DID YOU GET THAT PACKAGE ?

Yeah the old hag put it on me......

Mouse the umbrella had a metal tip but it was sharp as fuck
I assume she used that shit like a walking cane at times

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yo tru, Russian Roulette is the shit!!!!

I got it last week!

thanks

I need those joints in 18x24

when you put them in production for that size holla at me'

i fuckin loved them fam

 

[Grand_Hu$tle]

uppin

 

[DaleMabry]

man heres my funny ass fucked up story

It was 1994, I had just met this fine bitch in the supermarket. She was 22 years old, petite, with some big ass hips and a flat ass stomach. So I really wanted to fuck this broad. I would take her to dinner and shit like that, desperately trying to get that ass. Anyways one night I took her to Dinner at Ponderosa. Ponderosa was the shit back then. She whispers that tonight is the night, its a fuckin rainstorm outside, and that lightening and thunder makes her horny. Im like bet. Im about to finally fuck this bitch. We get to her crib and head straight to her bedroom. Its about 9pm. Niggah 9:05 im in the guts. Niggah 9:10 it happens. I hear an old lady scream" OLE JESUS, THE DEVIL IS A LIE." Next thing you know, WACK WACK WACK! This old bitch is hitting me with a metal umbrella. The bitch im fuckin is yelling, Madea Stop, Madea Stop! Fuck man that shit hurt like hell, so I bounce out the bed, hard dick an all, and grab the umbrella out of the old ladies hand. I grab the shit and the old lady falls. The bitch screams and says I hit her grandmother...She jumps on my back. which is pouring with blood and starts to choke a niggah. The bitch is crying biting me and shit. So I slung the dumb bitch off me. It dark and I dont know the house that well. Im looking for my jeans, stub my toe, and then I fall in pain. But the adrenaline is going. I hear granny yelling how she has to find her rifle, so im like fuck. I finally grabbed my jeans and ran outside to my car. I heard them yelling all kinds of shit at me, but I really couldnt decode it. I went to the hospital since my shoulder was on fire. The old bitch put in some work. I needed 19 fuckin stiches. Hell I can still see the scar today. Both of those bitches moved about a year later. Man my boys still clown me when I tell this story.

Dawg I think you and the dude who was getting shot at by the ex-Husband are the finalists. That's some wild shit you just posted.

I don't have nothing that can compete with y'all niggas--well there was this one chick who every time I got close to making her cum, would hit the bathroom and play with herself until she squirted--but that wasn't bad, just a little weird...

 

[DaleMabry]

I was talking to this chick when I was about 19 or 20 (she was 25). We hit it off right and on top of that she thick as hell!!! She talked a good game about how she was going to have me giving up my check (Shit, that will never happen!!!) when we fuck!!! So I am like bring it on, talk is cheap! So I set it up one night where I called in sick (well damn, I guess I did give up my check LOL) from work and we were going to go to my homey's spot to fuck! She pulls up in my front yard and I'll be damned if she don't have her TWO KIDS in the back seat! Not only did she not tell me about the kids, she was taking them with us! WTF! We get to my boys spot and the kids are looking at me on some "are you my daddy" type shit! Long story short, I fucked the hell out of her, while her kids were playing in the next room (on top of that she was a screamer, so u know the kids heard EVERYTHING!!! We came out of the room and all I got from them were stares !!! Did I feel bad? At first, yes! But as I got older I figured out I was not the bad person!

CHILDREN, YOUR MOM'S A HOE!!!

Damn my dude, you are RUTHLESS LOL...that's coooold, bloooooooded...!!!

 

[Spectrum]

She must have been a bad ass bitch if you let her diggin a golden nugget out her nose slide.

Yeah man...seriously she was a bad lil beyatch.... 9 or 10 on anyones rating system.. too bad the chick was filthy...damn shame... i should have known on the nose picking shit because she did it with no shame whatsover.

 

[Spectrum]

That sounds like the broad outta this movie.

oh shit.. yeah.i remember that broad...

 

[REDFLAG]

[]I aint proud of this one ,,,LOL Back in the day I use to serve ....Majority of bruthas know what I am talking about. Well to make a long story short....we was handling busienss and low and behold this one fine ass bitch walks up to the spot ........she looked familiar and come to find out she was what I call one of those Miss Its ...yall know what I am talking about .....Izod/polo shirts all the times ... Jack and Jill parties ......the preppy crew .....Thats right she would not give me no play when we were in high school....But five years after we got out she was smoking....So she comes the spot asking for a bump ....and like the green ass nigga I was, I tell her that I will give you a bump for free if you give me some ass............and she says "hell yea"I tell her I want some of that booty hole ...she tries to play like she aint gettin down like that, but that is bull shit ........so she says yea ...but dont get carried away. So we go to the back of this fucked up ass flat that we were doin business from and I am watching that ass shake in that denim mini -skirt(even though this bitch was a full fledge crack head she still had a body)...So she takes off the skirt and I put on a rubber and she gets in the doggie position,I tell her to open her cheeks and as soon as she does, I damn near pass out ....that bitch smelled like .....HOT TRASH JUICE ......that you smell from a sanitation truck....I tell the bitch to put on her shit .......I even give her a bump for free ....and tell her to get the fuck out..........after that I stuck stricly to businees no more fuccoin with those hypes.......

cmon now dog--you brought that on yourself

 

[REDFLAG]

Yo man, y'all niggaz ain't gonna believe what the fuck happened to me.
I'm up in this bitch crib this bitch fuckin one them ol Knick ass niggaz and shit,
I'm up in the spot though. One of them six-five niggaz, I don't know.
Anyway I'm up in the motherfuckin spot, so boom I'm up in the pussy,
whatever whatever. I sparks up some lye, Pop Duke creeps up in on some,
must have been rained out or something because he's in the
spot. Had me scared, had me scared, I was shook Daddy - but I forget I
had my Roscoe on me. Always. You know how we do. So anyway the nigga
comes up the stairs, he creepin up the steps, the bitch all shook she
sends the nigga back downstairs to get some drinks and shit. She gettin
mad nervous, I said fuck that man! I'm the nigga, you know how we do it
nigga, ransom note style put the scarf around my motherfuckin face,
gagged that bitch up, played the kizzack. Soon this nigga comes up in
the spot, flash the Desert in his face he drops the glass. Looked like
the nigga pissed on his-self or somethin, word to mother! Ahh fuckit
this nigga runs dead to the floor, peels up the carpet, start givin me
mad papers, mad papers. I threw all that
motherfuckin money up in the Prada knapsack. Two words, I'm gone!

did that take you long to make up that story?

 

[REDFLAG]

IN my last year of high school, we had an early dismissal and I was fucking with this hoodrat chick that lived a couple blocks away from me. We over there chillin then we commence to getting it in, then this chick's mom comes home. I run into the basement and hide behind the washing machine. Now the chick's mom normally goes right upstairs, changes work clothes, and stays in her bedroom. But today she wanted to be on some different shit. She sat downstairs in that house for like 5 hours then she wants to wash clothes. She came downstairs and starts fucking with the washing machine, then she wants to start cleaning the basement. I'm thinking what the fuck is this stupid bitch that I was about to smash doing. Mom finally goes upstairs and I go crawl out the basement window, into the back yard, jump their gate and run down an alley(a north philly alley so that shit was like the amazon forest).

bodies can fit thru NP allies?

 

[REDFLAG]

I was talking to this chick when I was about 19 or 20 (she was 25). We hit it off right and on top of that she thick as hell!!! She talked a good game about how she was going to have me giving up my check (Shit, that will never happen!!!) when we fuck!!! So I am like bring it on, talk is cheap! So I set it up one night where I called in sick (well damn, I guess I did give up my check LOL) from work and we were going to go to my homey's spot to fuck! She pulls up in my front yard and I'll be damned if she don't have her TWO KIDS in the back seat! Not only did she not tell me about the kids, she was taking them with us! WTF! We get to my boys spot and the kids are looking at me on some "are you my daddy" type shit! Long story short, I fucked the hell out of her, while her kids were playing in the next room (on top of that she was a screamer, so u know the kids heard EVERYTHING!!! We came out of the room and all I got from them were stares !!! Did I feel bad? At first, yes! But as I got older I figured out I was not the bad person!

CHILDREN, YOUR MOM'S A HOE!!!

this happened to me

 

[DaleMabry]

this happened to me

Were you the kid or the dude gettin mama's draws??

 

[Thick Johnson]

I have never been suprised by stinky pussy.

I mean if the bitch pussy stunk it was a pipe head bitch
back in he day.

I never had a regular girl with stink pussy. Cant remember.

But

I was dating this bitch in 88-89 and we had broke up and
I hadnt seen her in a while but we used to have dynomite
sex and I used to eat the pussy. I was gone for a while and
came home went straight to her house as soon as i hit briks

Same shit to fuck and smoke weed like old times
So I figured Id go down (eat the puss) for old time sake.

What I saw I will never forget.
An open herpes sore right on her pussy lips.

This is the only time I have ever seen an open
sore on a bitch pussy before. Thank god the
lights was on and I saw that shit.

I guess I woulda tasted it hunh?

Nasty ass Bitch

 

[YoungSinister]

I have never been suprised by stinky pussy.

I mean if the bitch pussy stunk it was a pipe head bitch
back in he day.

I never had a regular girl with stink pussy. Cant remember.

But

I was dating this bitch in 88-89 and we had broke up and
I hadnt seen her in a while but we used to have dynomite
sex and I used to eat the pussy. I was gone for a while and
came home went straight to her house as soon as i hit briks

Same shit to fuck and smoke weed like old times
So I figured Id go down (eat the puss) for old time sake.

What I saw I will never forget.
An open herpes sore right on her pussy lips.

This is the only time I have ever seen an open
sore on a bitch pussy before. Thank god the
lights was on and I saw that shit.

I guess I woulda tasted it hunh?

Nasty ass Bitch

Damn homie , you dodged a big ass bullet. And whats fucked up is she was gonna let you go down on her without even telling you

 

[bgbtylvr]

Stinky pussy seems to be the theme of this thread, and i have no doubt ran into a few. I met this model chick, took a while to beat it up, got her home, pussy leaped out the panties before i got em off. Foul! I'm think "Model, fine as hell, in shape, it can't stink, right?" Wrrrrrrong!!!!!

But, what i noticed was, chick these days focus so much on looking good in their outfits that they slack off in the shower. I've found that fat girls (who ain't hit at least one) seem to know they need to get their shit right, fat or not. But, these fine women's pussies often stink.

Lastly, as odd as it sounds, slutty women usually have cleaner pussy than so-called moral women. At least hoes know they are giving it up to somebody before the night is out, but ain't nothing worse than getting Ms. Goody two shoes home, and her pussy has enough hair to build a campfire, plus, stinks!

 

[thismybgolname]

I have never been suprised by stinky pussy.

I mean if the bitch pussy stunk it was a pipe head bitch
back in he day.

I never had a regular girl with stink pussy. Cant remember.

But

I was dating this bitch in 88-89 and we had broke up and
I hadnt seen her in a while but we used to have dynomite
sex and I used to eat the pussy. I was gone for a while and
came home went straight to her house as soon as i hit briks

Same shit to fuck and smoke weed like old times
So I figured Id go down (eat the puss) for old time sake.

What I saw I will never forget.
An open herpes sore right on her pussy lips.

This is the only time I have ever seen an open
sore on a bitch pussy before. Thank god the
lights was on and I saw that shit.

I guess I woulda tasted it hunh?

Nasty ass Bitch

So what happend? I mean i'm pretty sure you didn't fuck or eat her out but what was your reaction? How did she react?

A hoe pulling some shit like that might be grounds for getting choked the fuck out.

 

[Clubber_lang]

I pray that this never happends to any of you...

I was fucking this mexican chick for a while. Really pretty girl. looked like the cartoon character Pocahontas. but slimmer than chicks I normally mess with. She had a healthy set of titties and a nice ass for her size. She was a straight freak. I loved having sex with this chick. Nothing was off limits. Yes she was a 3 inputer. I loved the way her pussy tasted, smelled and felt so going down her was my pleasure.

This one night in particular, we were at her crib. The lights were off. burning a few candles to set the warm romantic mood. I go down to do my thing. I am eating the hell out of that pussy and fingering her. She is losing her mind. I am thinking to myself that I am really doing work cause pussy is sooo wet. She came to a roaring climax. Loud enough for the neihbors across the street to hear. I'm feeling big. I grab the top sheet to wipe the glaze from my mouth and chin. I look down at the sheet and it was red. I scramble to turn on the lights to confirm my nightmare. Her period had come again. she just finished her period the week before and we had fucked 2 nights before with no incident. I was mortified. I sat on the edge of the bed after trying to scrub off the first layer of skin from my face in the bathroom. She tried to say she was sorry that this happend but I said to her "shhh...Let's just not talk for a while. Shhhh."

If I were a Hell's Angel member I would get my Blood Wings.

By the way... The pill can really fuck with a woman's cycle if they don't take them the way they are supposed to.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

i didnt want to bring this up,but..

my first year of college i was getting head from this mulatto chick that i had sociolgy class with..was sitting on the couch holding a drink in my left hand,and i was pretty much into it when suddenly there was this loud THUMP noise..it startled her so much that she BIT DOWN ON my stuff..



*let me say it again...*

she BIT DOWN ON my stuff..bit so hard i said like aaron neville:
"AA-AA-A-AAAHH!!! and ended up shattering the glass clenched in my drink hand. she got up like" ohgodohgod im sorry..let me go see what that noise was.." turns out her dog had knocked some stuff over in the kitchen

then she came back and said"now where were we.." i looked at my left hand
and said "goddamn,take me to the emergency room!" cause my hand was bleeding like a mofo thanks to the cut glass we didnt talk much in class the next week

 

[Spectrum]

I pray that this never happends to any of you...

I was fucking this mexican chick for a while. Really pretty girl. looked like the cartoon character Pocahontas. but slimmer than chicks I normally mess with. She had a healthy set of titties and a nice ass for her size. She was a straight freak. I loved having sex with this chick. Nothing was off limits. Yes she was a 3 inputer. I loved the way her pussy tasted, smelled and felt so going down her was my pleasure.

This one night in particular, we were at her crib. The lights were off. burning a few candles to set the warm romantic mood. I go down to do my thing. I am eating the hell out of that pussy and fingering her. She is losing her mind. I am thinking to myself that I am really doing work cause pussy is sooo wet. She came to a roaring climax. Loud enough for the neihbors across the street to hear. I'm feeling big. I grab the top sheet to wipe the glaze from my mouth and chin. I look down at the sheet and it was red. I scramble to turn on the lights to confirm my nightmare. Her period had come again. she just finished her period the week before and we had fucked 2 nights before with no incident. I was mortified. I sat on the edge of the bed after trying to scrub off the first layer of skin from my face in the bathroom. She tried to say she was sorry that this happend but I said to her "shhh...Let's just not talk for a while. Shhhh."

If I were a Hell's Angel member I would get my Blood Wings.

By the way... The pill can really fuck with a woman's cycle if they don't take them the way they are supposed to.

damn man..this shit right here was tragic.... fuck

 

[ASHYKNUCKKS]

got one. met this tight, thin broad with a nice azz. took a long minute to get anywhere NEAR tha pussy though cause sometimes a month would pass between us seeing each other. just stayed connected through phone. so one night we at her pad and i'm sittin on the couch so she gets up to answer her phone, come back and is standin in front of me. i sit up and lift her shirt and start kissin her stomach, lickin round her belly button, etc

up till this point whenever i went for tha goods she move away or is like on the 'naw, i'm good' vibe the few times i went for tha booty the few other times we went out. she only had about another week before i cut her azz off permanately for not givin me tha pussy pass so i figure 'fuk it' and give it 1 more try. start unbuttoning her pants and she starts talkin sheit like 'u been wantin this pussy for a while huh?' all sexy and sheit so to make a long story short, off comes tha pants and panties. lickin that pussy and talkin sheit to her at the same time and tha beatch really gets into it. next thing u know she gripin my head, tremblin and sheit with tha 'oh sheit!' line. she convulses real hard then starts whimperin.

so now i'm like ready to tear that booty up but she hits me with some 'come lay next to me'. i'm like 'say what?' and she hits a brotha with that 'i liked it sooooo much' bullsheit then stands up and pulls her pants up! i was in disbelief like then i stand up and just look at her

man, i was heated! broke out after that but u know that beatch had the nerve to call me next day like she didn't just pull some fuked up sheit tha night before?

Fuckin' bitch!!!

 

[MissMighty]

I go down to do my thing. I am eating the hell out of that pussy and fingering her. She is losing her mind. I am thinking to myself that I am really doing work cause pussy is sooo wet.

So basically you was down there slurping up some cervical mucous, eggs, endometrial cells, vaginal secretions AND blood

 

[Destination]

So basically you was down there slurping up some cervical mucous, eggs, endometrial cells, vaginal secretions AND blood

Thank you for that breakdown Mouse...

 

[MissMighty]

Thank you for that breakdown Mouse...

Oh my bad I forgot good ol' uterine lining

 

[ifuno]

got one. met this tight, thin broad with a nice azz. took a long minute to get anywhere NEAR tha pussy though cause sometimes a month would pass between us seeing each other. just stayed connected through phone. so one night we at her pad and i'm sittin on the couch so she gets up to answer her phone, come back and is standin in front of me. i sit up and lift her shirt and start kissin her stomach, lickin round her belly button, etc

up till this point whenever i went for tha goods she move away or is like on the 'naw, i'm good' vibe the few times i went for tha booty the few other times we went out. she only had about another week before i cut her azz off permanately for not givin me tha pussy pass so i figure 'fuk it' and give it 1 more try. start unbuttoning her pants and she starts talkin sheit like 'u been wantin this pussy for a while huh?' all sexy and sheit so to make a long story short, off comes tha pants and panties. lickin that pussy and talkin sheit to her at the same time and tha beatch really gets into it. next thing u know she gripin my head, tremblin and sheit with tha 'oh sheit!' line. she convulses real hard then starts whimperin.

so now i'm like ready to tear that booty up but she hits me with some 'come lay next to me'. i'm like 'say what?' and she hits a brotha with that 'i liked it sooooo much' bullsheit then stands up and pulls her pants up! i was in disbelief like then i stand up and just look at her

man, i was heated! broke out after that but u know that beatch had the nerve to call me next day like she didn't just pull some fuked up sheit tha night before?

That shit happened to me too, except that I didn't eat. Shorty would get off of a dude sucking on her neck or tits. That was the last time I got blueballs from a chick. Shorty was a buttahead...but that body was something man....

 

[Spectrum]

So basically you was down there slurping up some cervical mucous, eggs, endometrial cells, vaginal secretions AND blood

damn MM.. yuck