This is so real. This one time I had been telling my son, he's 12, to do chores for like an HOUR. He was playing his Xbox and ya'll know how serious them games be to ya'll. So he was on his Xbox talking plenty of shit to somebody loud as hell and I finally got fed up because I had been asking him for an hour to do his chores so I go stand over him and sternly say get off the game. I know he was into that game and had a temporary lapse of reality but he yelled "Jesus Christ I heard you the first 10 times!!". I snatched that headset off his head so fast (I bought the headset so I wasn't going to break it lol) and I went to land a blow and he threw up the block I swear I blacked out and all I could hear was that old mortal combat voice in my ear saying "FINISH HIM!" I grabbed him by the throat, which I felt bad about afterwards but it was a "FATALITY!" at that point lol. And YES I told all my family he tried to fight me. He swears he was just defending himself lol. But on the real he is very good kid and I almost never have had to whoop him but that day I couldn't let that slide lol
