Social media is a cold world!!!

This is so real. This one time I had been telling my son, he's 12, to do chores for like an HOUR. He was playing his Xbox and ya'll know how serious them games be to ya'll. So he was on his Xbox talking plenty of shit to somebody loud as hell and I finally got fed up because I had been asking him for an hour to do his chores so I go stand over him and sternly say get off the game. I know he was into that game and had a temporary lapse of reality but he yelled "Jesus Christ I heard you the first 10 times!!". I snatched that headset off his head so fast (I bought the headset so I wasn't going to break it lol) and I went to land a blow and he threw up the block I swear I blacked out and all I could hear was that old mortal combat voice in my ear saying "FINISH HIM!" I grabbed him by the throat, which I felt bad about afterwards but it was a "FATALITY" at that point lol. And YES I told all my family he tried to fight me. He swears he was just defending himself lol. But on the real he is very good kid and I almost never have had to whoop him but that day I couldn't let that slide lol
Ms Hotmixx with the blackout moment lol
 
This is so real. This one time I had been telling my son, he's 12, to do chores for like an HOUR. He was playing his Xbox and ya'll know how serious them games be to ya'll. So he was on his Xbox talking plenty of shit to somebody loud as hell and I finally got fed up because I had been asking him for an hour to do his chores so I go stand over him and sternly say get off the game. I know he was into that game and had a temporary lapse of reality but he yelled "Jesus Christ I heard you the first 10 times!!". I snatched that headset off his head so fast (I bought the headset so I wasn't going to break it lol) and I went to land a blow and he threw up the block I swear I blacked out and all I could hear was that old mortal combat voice in my ear saying "FINISH HIM!" I grabbed him by the throat, which I felt bad about afterwards but it was a "FATALITY" at that point lol. And YES I told all my family he tried to fight me. He swears he was just defending himself lol. But on the real he is very good kid and I almost never have had to whoop him but that day I couldn't let that slide lol

I’m laughing my ass off @ this shit but mad as hell @ all the times moms set me up smmfh :lol:
 
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This is so real. This one time I had been telling my son, he's 12, to do chores for like an HOUR. He was playing his Xbox and ya'll know how serious them games be to ya'll. So he was on his Xbox talking plenty of shit to somebody loud as hell and I finally got fed up because I had been asking him for an hour to do his chores so I go stand over him and sternly say get off the game. I know he was into that game and had a temporary lapse of reality but he yelled "Jesus Christ I heard you the first 10 times!!". I snatched that headset off his head so fast (I bought the headset so I wasn't going to break it lol) and I went to land a blow and he threw up the block I swear I blacked out and all I could hear was that old mortal combat voice in my ear saying "FINISH HIM!" I grabbed him by the throat, which I felt bad about afterwards but it was a "FATALITY" at that point lol. And YES I told all my family he tried to fight me. He swears he was just defending himself lol. But on the real he is very good kid and I almost never have had to whoop him but that day I couldn't let that slide lol

I caught the belt in mid air then pulled it out of my mothers hand and tossed it. She cried bloody murder. I'm pretty sure she called the cops on me. :lol:
 
Yo I was starting high school. Right then and there I was like this shit needs to stop. My mother never hit me with a belt again after. She'd just punch me and slap the shit out of me. She once picked up a stick with nails. I didn't even stick around to see if she'd really use it.

I realized belts stopped working on my son when he was in the 5th grade. He is in the 7th now and almost as tall as me and I'm 5'10. One time I accidently hit him so hard his head bounced off the wall and my mother was there and she is in her 70's and she got scared as hell. I thought I had burst an eardrum or something . Hard headed little MF.
:giggle:

He is a straight A student so I guess I didn't cause to much damage lol
 
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