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Shit went down at the club last night, jacked fibras saved my life

lol...niggas is crazy wit dis strong assed self shit...lmao...but ur lucky it wasn't a .45 or .50 cal 1 or 2 shots u would've been bitchin like shit if not dead!!!
 
borski said:
So last night me n the crew are working the club, we run security on every door in town, ran the old pussies outta town, aint seem em since. had the usual drunk assed preppy fags from the local college, simple choke hold, knee, punch and they are down then we throw them into a dumpster in the alleyway, one night we put 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.

im working the door, crowds are lovin it, seeing my polish swagger, im a damn celebrity in this town, im like "chill the fuck out" but these guys are shoving n shit trying to get a glimpse of my strong assed self especially since im rockin a fine italian suit, really shows off my frame.

People are texting each other n shit, pretty soon musta been 1000 heads outside the club taking pictures begging to get in, guys start shoving some girls and the crews like "fuck this" and jump in, start nailing people upside the head, i break out the bats we keep behind the door, cracking skulls all over the damn place. women love this shit, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ass, im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face in between swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.

next thing i know some pussy draws a gun, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear vests, i dont, i aint got time for that pussy shit, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their shit mangled" look on my face then in slow motion i see a flash but dont feel shit since im jacked up with adrenaline. i tackle this guy and the crew goes to work on his skull while i kick his gun down a drain. crowds gone fuckin wild.

Crew locks down the club and calls a doc, girls r all over me crying n shit, im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a shit eating grin on my face, when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their damn eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some shit, a normal pussied ass dude wouldve hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint shit to 220lbs of coiled up fibras, you dont gotta be a scientist to know that.

when i say im built for this shit i mean it.
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Your full of it, dude!
All this shit going down & U notice people texting?
Y'all cramming people in dumpters & they stood still to let you do it?
U checkin 4 dudes ckeckin U in a italian suit? (HOMO?????????)
U drinking on duty?

I was a Bouncer for years. That shit U kickin would get the club closed & U some assault charges. U have to be ready to end shit not start shit.
Cats like U get shot in the face! A .22 bullet would do unstead of the 9mm

Unass them Ducktails
 
Romello said:
Your full of it, dude!
All this shit going down & U notice people texting?
Y'all cramming people in dumpters & they stood still to let you do it?
U checkin 4 dudes ckeckin U in a italian suit? (HOMO?????????)
U drinking on duty?

I was a Bouncer for years. That shit U kickin would get the club closed & U some assault charges. U have to be ready to end shit not start shit.
Cats like U get shot in the face! A .22 bullet would do unstead of the 9mm

Unass them Ducktails
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it's called...."sense of humor"....



get one!:hmm:
 
nigga thats a script from a wack ass steven segal movie.

edit: i thought he was serious. good shit.
 
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borski said:
So last night me n the crew are working the club, we run security on every door in town, ran the old pussies outta town, aint seem em since. had the usual drunk assed preppy fags from the local college, simple choke hold, knee, punch and they are down then we throw them into a dumpster in the alleyway, one night we put 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.

im working the door, crowds are lovin it, seeing my polish swagger, im a damn celebrity in this town, im like "chill the fuck out" but these guys are shoving n shit trying to get a glimpse of my strong assed self especially since im rockin a fine italian suit, really shows off my frame.

People are texting each other n shit, pretty soon musta been 1000 heads outside the club taking pictures begging to get in, guys start shoving some girls and the crews like "fuck this" and jump in, start nailing people upside the head, i break out the bats we keep behind the door, cracking skulls all over the damn place. women love this shit, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ass, im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face in between swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.

next thing i know some pussy draws a gun, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear vests, i dont, i aint got time for that pussy shit, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their shit mangled" look on my face then in slow motion i see a flash but dont feel shit since im jacked up with adrenaline. i tackle this guy and the crew goes to work on his skull while i kick his gun down a drain. crowds gone fuckin wild.

Crew locks down the club and calls a doc, girls r all over me crying n shit, im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a shit eating grin on my face:roflmao:, when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their damn eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some shit, a normal pussied ass dude wouldve hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint shit to 220lbs of coiled up fibras, you dont gotta be a scientist to know that.

when i say im built for this shit i mean it.
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first of all this shit is fake second the part with the guys looking at you was the gayest shit I ever read. Last thing Im goin to say is hell yeah dude pull on the heat a group of big ass bitches with bats come on what the fuck. :smh:
 
porn_hunter said:
why is this "i want to be down" ass nigga callin my name?

this nigga been lurkin hard. stay yo fag ass in the closet.
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Your the one who deleted his post talkin shit & replaced it with some other shit U Back peddling FAG!
But I'll admit I used to lurk, YEARS BEFORE U WERE ON HERE!!!!!

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BACK UP NIGGA!!!!​
 
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To be honest, I chose not to finish reading the original post because the writing was too piss-poor.
 
borski said:
So last night me n the crew are working the club, we run security on every door in town, ran the old pussies outta town, aint seem em since. had the usual drunk assed preppy fags from the local college, simple choke hold, knee, punch and they are down then we throw them into a dumpster in the alleyway, one night we put 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.

im working the door, crowds are lovin it, seeing my polish swagger, im a damn celebrity in this town, im like "chill the fuck out" but these guys are shoving n shit trying to get a glimpse of my strong assed self especially since im rockin a fine italian suit, really shows off my frame.

People are texting each other n shit, pretty soon musta been 1000 heads outside the club taking pictures begging to get in, guys start shoving some girls and the crews like "fuck this" and jump in, start nailing people upside the head, i break out the bats we keep behind the door, cracking skulls all over the damn place. women love this shit, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ass, im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face in between swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.

next thing i know some pussy draws a gun, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear vests, i dont, i aint got time for that pussy shit, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their shit mangled" look on my face then in slow motion i see a flash but dont feel shit since im jacked up with adrenaline. i tackle this guy and the crew goes to work on his skull while i kick his gun down a drain. crowds gone fuckin wild.

Crew locks down the club and calls a doc, girls r all over me crying n shit, im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a shit eating grin on my face, when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their damn eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some shit, a normal pussied ass dude wouldve hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint shit to 220lbs of coiled up fibras, you dont gotta be a scientist to know that.

when i say im built for this shit i mean it.
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:lol::lol::lol:
 

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