Shit went down at the club last night, jacked fibras saved my life

[UptempoDro]

Either this dude is writing a book and posting excerpts...




Or Owl's post is starting to make more sense..

 

[Manbot26]

like organic body armor or some shit, a normal pussied ass dude wouldve hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint shit to 220lbs of coiled up fibras, you dont gotta be a scientist to know that.

when i say im built for this shit i mean it.

I told myself I would get through the story without laughing and laugh afterwards, then I read that..

 

[Coldchi]

 

[Devilstrider]

 

[Devilstrider]

Hmmm, these stories have the same entertainment quality of . . .

JG

Stop hating nigga.

 

[Punch]

Borski keep niggas shook

 

[divine]

un-fucking-real

 

[StatsJan]

Yo, i was good til the last line... then ... i couldn't contain myself!

 

[John_Gault]

Stop hating nigga.

That aint HATE, that's comedic SUPPORT dumb-dumb.
JG

 

[japspec]

So i'm casing the joint me and my crew thick like dairy cream milk shakes, we run up in the spot we built for this like mac trucks my jacked up fibras just stopped a .22 bullet and i'm hype, so we run up in the mickey D's rob the spot for double cheese and bucket of fries, little D is waiting in the car and we speed out. At the same time i'm thinking the motherfucker who made this thread mother must have fucked a goat.

 

[moblack]

this cat is pure comedy

 

[M.H.C.]

This dude...

 

[darth frosty]

man you straight otta the comic book.

 

[pornbrokerxxx]

i break out the bats we keep behind the door, cracking skulls all over the damn place. women love this shit, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ass, im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face in between swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.

im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a shit eating grin on my face, when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their damn eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some shit.

 

[BDR]

Whiteboytx strikes again

 

[Devilstrider]

That aint HATE, that's comedic SUPPORT dumb-dumb.
JG

I said that shit because a lot of them shits were not funny.

 

[keone]

this polak funny

 

[John_Gault]

I said that shit because a lot of them shits were not funny.

Unhand the nuts and laugh fool.

What, Borski accidentally smash your favorite super-hero doll, while fucking up 15 ninjas . . . under the strength of his jacked up 'fibras'?

JG

 

[Hollywoodheat]

lmao.."with my strong assed self" the most niggish thing a "polish" man has ever said.

 

[Otis Supreme]

Did he just say "Polish swagger"? Isn't that an oxymoron or something?

I told myself I would get through the story without laughing and laugh afterwards, then I read that..

That aint HATE, that's comedic SUPPORT dumb-dumb.
JG

lmao.."with my strong assed self" the most niggish thing a "polish" man has ever said.

So i'm casing the joint me and my crew thick like dairy cream milk shakes, we run up in the spot we built for this like mac trucks my jacked up fibras just stopped a .22 bullet and i'm hype, so we run up in the mickey D's rob the spot for double cheese and bucket of fries, little D is waiting in the car and we speed out. At the same time i'm thinking the motherfucker who made this thread mother must have fucked a goat.

boooooo this man!

 

[madgoose]

this polak funny

"Oh you got jokes?"

​

 

[UptempoDro]

GTFOH.. YOU have little room.. @ least his bullshit posts are entertaining.

Here we go again

 

[harlem1nyc]

stop

 

[Kubrick]

...... im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ass, im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face in between swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.

........... i dont, i aint got time for that pussy shit, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their shit mangled" look on my face ....

 

[TNazT]

one night we put 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.

these guys are shoving n shit trying to get a glimpse of my strong assed self especially since im rockin a fine italian suit, really shows off my frame.

im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face in between swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.

next thing i know some pussy draws a gun, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear vests, i dont, i aint got time for that pussy shit, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their shit mangled" look on my face then in slow motion

Crew locks down the club and calls a doc, girls r all over me crying n shit, im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a shit eating grin on my face.

when i say im built for this shit i mean it.

STRAIGHT COMEDY!!!!

 

[peterpiper1978]

boy u's a fool yeah

'when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their damn eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some shit, a normal pussied ass dude wouldve hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint shit to 220lbs of coiled up fibras, you dont gotta be a scientist to know that.

when i say im built for this shit i mean it.'

classic

 

[LurkinSinceDa90s]

funniest one yet, borski is that dude

 

[CarryOn]

is little T gonna be okay?

 

[knightmelodic]

fuck. I'm hatin' like a muthafucka. all I got are muscle fibers. shit ain't right, man.

 

[Spectrum]

STILL trying to make 'The Misadventures of Borski' happen, huh?

Fuckin' BGOL, I swear there's no 'place' in the webiverse like this.

JG

 

[Mr.Chuckles]

 

[DarkCity]

Fibras

 

[bigred22]

 

[crazyace718]

This dude is funny and actually seems mildly intelligent. Borski I think this board has a place for you.

Please dont post trannys.

 

[THUG_NASTY_305]