Official STAR WARS:THE FORCE AWAKENS discussion thread
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This is what I would like as well. That Rey really tapped into the darkside using fear and anger to defeat Kylo Ren. And Kylo Ren still has not severed the temptation of the light side after killing his father. It would be great if a jedi Kylo Ren and jedi Finn have to team up to defeat a powerful dark side Rey. She is just to "Ms Perfect" Jedi/Millenium Falcon piloting/fixing character for me right now. It would be too safe to have her the hero of the whole trilogy IMO.
But this is Disney we are talking about. They are likely jumping at the chance to have a disney princess with a lightsaber.
Snoke must have access to all that bread Palpatine got from Plageius.
The Star Killer Base*
Vader/Anakin came back from killing jedi kids....years later but he turned to the light at the end of ROTJ.
If Rey is truly meeting Luke for the 1st time its weak....If she is his abandoned daughter who never had any knowledge of the Force until hours before she started using it to fly shit, mind control fools and kick darside ass...thats wack too.
Everything else you said seems pretty straightforward...and likely the direction they go with.
But it also seems likely that they will go on with this infallible Female princess ish..with the male sidekicks trying to save her and rescue her when she doesn't even need them for that.
Vader/Anakin was the chosen one.
Was he really? He didn't bring balance to the force and his legacy as Vader is remembered more than the chosen one.
it was explained that fight computers increased his reflex speed... that enabled his effective use of lightsabers
military experience + Dooku training allowed him to over come weaker jedi
Kylo Ren > Vader
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When u kill your father, you're all kinds of fucked up
Wait till he gets seasoned.
Vader was soft in return of the Jedi, he threw his master over the balcony.
Kylo Ren would never do that shit.
Fam he was stopping lasers in mid air.
And smh @ 3/5's a man in star wars
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When u kill your father, you're all kinds of fucked up
Wait till he gets seasoned.
Vader was soft in return of the Jedi, he threw his master over the balcony.
Kylo Ren would never do that shit.
Fam he was stopping lasers in mid air.
And smh @ 3/5's a man in star wars
Kylo Ren came off like a little punk bitch.
Why he look like baby Severus Snape?
Why he look like baby Severus Snape?
He was the Jedi at the end of ROTJ that brought balance to the force, by killing The Sith Lord.
So who is Supreme Lord Snooke and why did Anakins grandson go down the same path?
Fuck if I know. Perhaps he's Plagueis? We won't know til later in the series.
The Force was balanced, perhaps it's been unbalanced again.
So why is shit still fucked up if the force was balanced at the end of ROTJ? This Plagueis dude that much of a beast that all balance force shit don't mean ish?
no it means george lucas inserted some corny shit thats reminiscent of the Matrix..
Theres a reason its not mentioned in the OT..
it took seven movies but dammit if lucas didn't get his wish and worked the name Starkiller in there somewhere..
in the original drafts of the OT there was a character named Anakin STARKILLER...lucas must have been like "thats a bad ass name goddammit I WANT it in a movie!" when he negotiated with disney...
i dont know, rey being lukes daughter seems too obvious to me. luke sure didnt seem to excited to see his daughter either. we didnt know vader was luke's father till rtoj. for a trilogy its just too early. i think she could be of obi wans family tree. somebody dead had to lead her to the lightsaber and show her those visions. obi wan. obi wan trained luke now luke will train his i guess.....granddaughter...lol.makes me kinda wonder tho...luke's nowhere as old as yoda. he could literally whip kylo rens ass.....dont know about snoke yet.at the end finn gonna wind up being the king or general of the resistance in this storyline.
I don't think that the prophecy has been fulfilled. Nobody has brought balance yet....maybe the girl will....cuz Darth Solo sure won't.
It can't be his grand kid?
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i suppose so, but that goes back to the thing about jedi not having "attachments" aka kids and wives.
Luke is the last Jedi, he can do whatever the fuck he wants, because the only people who can tell him shit are all ghosts.
Rey might be his kid. If you can believe he left his kid alone on a dirt planet.
Anakin was an asshole and he was going to get him some pussy no matter what the Jedi Order said.
He was supposed to be the chosen one, remember? What were they going to do ? Write him up?
But Mace Windu was on the Jedi Council and we assume he was jedi from childhood, so chances are he's probably the last dude trying to get caught up in a galactic sex scandal.
I'm thinking Lando Calrissian is Fin's daddy.
1. You know he was on some pimp shit. The jedi all sport dusty ass Yeezus bathrobes.
Lando's the only muthafucka besides Vader rocking a cape. Bitches love capes.
2. Bruh RAN Cloud City. You know good and damn well he wasn't sleeping in a studio apartment. And everybody knows the best weed is in Cloud City.
Lando: "You wanna go back to my place?"
Space Thot: "Where you stay at?"
Lando: "Cloud City, Penthouse Suite."
Space Thot: "ooops, my panties..."
3. Fridge full of COLT 45 MALT LIQUOR.
Why?
Because some bitches just won't take Quaaludes from a black man.
4. Who had a swimming pool in his crib without a drop of water, but filled to the brim with bitches, a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?
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Carrie Fisher to Daisy Ridley: 'Don't go through the crew like wildfire'
https://www.yahoo.com/tv/carrie-fisher-daisy-ridley-dont-223400237.html
He'll be given some cybernetic parts and be 3/5ths of a man in Space....
Damn im slow today...it just dawned on me what you did there...clever and sadly probably true...
Man Carrie was buck wild back in the day. Maybe social media would kinda dead some of that behavior nowadays from her or even Daisy.
And now, Princess Leia's "coke nail" from Return of the Jedi
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2010/oct/12/carrie-fisher-cocaine-star-wars
And now, Princess Leia's "coke nail" from Return of the Jedi
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2010/oct/12/carrie-fisher-cocaine-star-wars
Carrie Fisher to Daisy Ridley: 'Don't go through the crew like wildfire'
https://www.yahoo.com/tv/carrie-fisher-daisy-ridley-dont-223400237.html
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Kylo Ren > Vader
Watch
When u kill your father, you're all kinds of fucked up
Wait till he gets seasoned.
Vader was soft in return of the Jedi, he threw his master over the balcony.
Kylo Ren would never do that shit.
Fam he was stopping lasers in mid air.
And smh @ 3/5's a man in star wars
Kylo Ren seems off to me. Makes me wonder if Snoke is holding back with him. He seems to be all parlor tricks. Yeah stopping the shot mid air was nice. But dude can only affect the weak. He can't even make a proper lightsaber. And he really does not fight that well with it. Barely beat a stormtrooper who had no training, was pretty much defeated by a woman who picked up one for the first time. Couldn't even read her mind...yet she called him out. The commander does not respect him. He talks to his dead grandfathers helmet. Even dress like a knock off of him. Admits he's conflicted and being drawn to the lightside. He likely does not even know about Anakin before Vader.
Funny but lando never had the force. And why would Jedi, a dying breed, limit having kids? That's dumb. A lot of ppl in high positions do shady stuff so he could have smashed.i suppose so, but that goes back to the thing about jedi not having "attachments" aka kids and wives.
Luke is the last Jedi, he can do whatever the fuck he wants, because the only people who can tell him shit are all ghosts.
Rey might be his kid. If you can believe he left his kid alone on a dirt planet.
Anakin was an asshole and he was going to get him some pussy no matter what the Jedi Order said.
He was supposed to be the chosen one, remember? What were they going to do ? Write him up?
But Mace Windu was on the Jedi Council and we assume he was jedi from childhood, so chances are he's probably the last dude trying to get caught up in a galactic sex scandal.
I'm thinking Lando Calrissian is Fin's daddy.
1. You know he was on some pimp shit. The jedi all sport dusty ass Yeezus bathrobes.
Lando's the only muthafucka besides Vader rocking a cape. Bitches love capes.
2. Bruh RAN Cloud City. You know good and damn well he wasn't sleeping in a studio apartment. And everybody knows the best weed is in Cloud City.
Lando: "You wanna go back to my place?"
Space Thot: "Where you stay at?"
Lando: "Cloud City, Penthouse Suite."
Space Thot: "ooops, my panties..."
3. Fridge full of COLT 45 MALT LIQUOR.
Why?
Because some bitches just won't take Quaaludes from a black man.
4. Who had a swimming pool in his crib without a drop of water, but filled to the brim with bitches, a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?
We find out in Empire Strikes Back.
He did bring balance. He eliminated the Sith. The Sith, post Bane, personified in a master and apprentice, is a corruption of the Force. The continuing line starting with Darth Bane and the Rule of Two was broken at Endor. Kylo may use the dark side, but he is not Sith. From punk ass Abrams own lips, "Kylo Ren is not a Sith." Use of the dark side of the Force does not automatically mean one is a Sith.
Example: Asajj Ventress & Savage Oppress served under Dooku, but neither were Sith. When Maul returned claiming he was a Sith Lord, with his brother as his apprentice, they got that work from Palpatine for making that claim.
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