Nastiest U ever done

[Makaveli]

Maaan , thats normal, 90% of the time i fuck a chick up her ass,i bust in it.


But mine would be that ive fucked a chick in da club, that just met in da club, with no protection..........

MAN HOW DA FUCK WAS YOU SO STUPID?? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU HOMIE??

 

[max-dawg]

aight ya'll is some of the NASTIEST mofo's i ever did see! i declare!!! just nasssstyy. and i love it!! lol see why white folks love us black folks?? anyway, nastiest shit i ever did was fuck this mexican broad with my man while her FOUR kids were on the next bed next to us.

next thing i did was play "which hole feels the best". meaning i alternated between fucking her ass and her pussy. i eventually busted in her ass and she cleaned me off. oh yea and like homedude says, i dont understand how anal sex is soooooooo taboo and dirty but yet almost every post contains it. lol buncha hypocrites. its a damn porn board! let your nasty out!! you know u love it!!!!!! its a sinful pleasure!!

final freaky thing is that i fisted this one girl. and i've got to agree with the other 2 dudes on the board. for some odd reason, my hand smelled NOTHING like ass.

quick question though. why is it when you finger the ass or something for a while, it gets all wet? i mean seriously, i fist this girl as often as i can, (or i try to anyway) but yet my hand comes out with all this white cream. and lets face it ya'll its called the hershey highway for a reason. am i getting white "chocolate" or something on my hand? and again, it dont STINK!!!!!! LOL. for real, somebody gimme an explanation to that shit.

co-sign.

it's funny ain't it. nigras will make a post about anal sex witha woman being "gay," and now this thread... where damn near EVERY post has something to do with anal or getting your "red wings, or running red lights."

a whole grip of hypocrites on this bitch.

and the nastiest thing a lot of y'all do that i'll NEVER DO:

1. shower in the a.m.
2. walk around all day at work.
3. take piss #1.
4. take piss #2.
5. walk around the office, go to lunch.
6. pass gas in the elevator.
7. take a shit in the public restroom at work.
8. take piss #3.
9. walk to the parking garage to go.
10. go to the gym and workout.
11. go home and eat...
12. GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BED WITHOUT TAKING A COT DAMN BATH OR SHOWER AFTER THAT WHOLE DAY OF ACTIVITY.
13. want sex from your partner. and you wonder why women complain of musty balls... men complain of STANK pussy.

now, THAT'S some NASTY, NASTY shit...

i'm from the DIRTY SOUTH, and was raised to make sure the "dirty" was gone before i laid in bed to sleep or fuck.

y'all some nasty mufuckas and NEED to wash y'all's asses.

 

[theone005]

bump

 

[ineedafix jr]

Ho was giving me some head in her mother's room, but did not want to swallow...i told her that it wouldn't be that bad, but she refused...; Turned around and busted on a picture of her mother just to prove to that ho i don't need her.... and walked the fuck out..

 

[femmenoire]

This post only shows that some niggas and nigglettes are downright filthy and indespicable.


Anal sex without a condom?
Not washin your stinky ass before intimacy?
No care in the world for children? That's being an accomplice to sexual abuse.

 

[mandingo83]

well i was fuckin this young 18 Year Old bitch(im 24) in the ass raw dog, and i was about to cum soshe told me to cum in her mouth, soon as i put it in her mouth she gagged then choke, as guess between the nut and the smell, that shit was kinda funny (no pun intended)

 

[gatnoodles]

Layed down a tarp in my living room and pissed on two hoes. Pissed in a broads mouth and watch her gargle it and spit it out on my chest. Stuck my fingers in a hoes ass once and smelled it ( no smell) amazing. Came on a girls tits then poured honey on them and watched her lick it all off. Cum and all. Masterbated and ejaculated in a blow up dolls mouth and held the doll over a girl while the cum dripped into her mouth and she swallowed.

 

[FIVEFIVE]

Fucked a nice amount of girls posted ON THIS BOARD. Nutted in a few mouths and pussies.

p.s. I dont do anal sex. not judging, just not for me.

 

[theone005]

i had three bitches lick my ass and nutsack at the same time

 

[Rudey]

The insanity in this thread only proves that a lot of you guys are closet faggots.

 

[bigblackafrica]

banged a chick raw on a heavy flow day then made her lick the strawberry milk off my dick and balls.

 

[DaleMabry]

Ho was giving me some head in her mother's room, but did not want to swallow...i told her that it wouldn't be that bad, but she refused...; Turned around and busted on a picture of her mother just to prove to that ho i don't need her.... and walked the fuck out..

Man thats fucked up.

 

[1984]

wow

 

[EATUGOOD1]

while fucking this chick from the Chi, i spit in her face and mouth, then she spit in mine. fucked another chick in her daughters bed and broke it, fucked a chick in her bathroom while her kids were banging on the door asking for dinner, fucked a chick from the club in a vacant yard next door to a church, fucked another chick raw( stupid i know) then had my then girlfriend suck my dick later, then called the other chick and told her about it while she masterbated.

 

[Oxford_Thug]

OK I actually read %90 of this post I usaully never do that but I knew that my stories would not be any where close to what I have been reading. I have never had anal sex that is pretty nasty but not so bad. If a girl does not take it down her throught I look at her crazy or at least catch it. It's actually hard to find one who wont do that now and days.

I have two tales of ultimate freakyness that trumps all that I have read so far.

1. About ten years ago when cyber sex was all the rage in the chat rooms I was going crazy trying to find any one who would do it with me. This is even before I had my own PC. I meet this one girl one line and she knew just what to say to make me hot. Every night after I had cyber with her I would go home and bang the shit out of my girl-later my wife-now my ex wife. There were a few times that I could not hold back and bust in my pants at work. I would hobble to the bathroom and stuff my shorts in my pocket then take them down to the dumpster. But here's the kicker it was my girl the whole time. She Knew just what I wanted. Thats why the sex was so good for about two weeks while this was going on.

2. I had this Jump that would fall through when ever. She was so in love with ya boy that she would do any thing for me. She would help me with my home work while I was in college you know that college for working adults. This chick had three kids and was not to be seen with in public. She would hit on me and I would ignore her advances and just stay focused on the work. After she had out lived her usefulness she kept calling me. So I gave in and told her to come through on the late night and bring some Smoke. We get worked up I start fingering her 1 finger. 2 fingers. 3 fingers. 4 fingers. Nothing left but the the thumb. You think I didn't. My FIST became well acquainted with her inner region. She instantly became a keeper. I would go so hard on her I eventually got so far with my whole hand that I would finger her urethra. Yup her pee hole. But she never let me go anal she would start screaming and saying its too big WTF

Oxford Thug
The Porn Educator

 

[BMG]

the nastiest thing i ever did was hit my ex when she was on the rag
and that was an accident, sex was hot and heavy but i was regretting after when i saw my bloody dick and the mess on the sheets, the room was smellin like hella trout too

 

[RichNice]

1. Fucked three broads in one day (man do I miss college).
2. Ate out and fucked this girl (raw) while she was on her period on only our 2nd date. (Ended up marrying her).
3. In college, fucked my g/f's best friend, then promptly went over to fuck my girl less than 3 hours later.
4. Fuck this broad that was about 40 pounds heavier than me...I weigh about 280. After she left I almost hurled because of what the fuck I did....almost still makes me want to puke to this day.
5. Fucked outside behind the Shopper's Food Wearhouse in Largo Town Center.
6. Fucked a girl wearing a Serran Wrap condom (she asked for it...so I was like what the hell)

 

[Pussy Krook]

I dont know if this is nasty or freaky.....
But during a night that me and my husband call freak night we went out to dinner....I had on a long skirt w/o panties..I pulled out a dildo w/ a suction base on rode it in the booth we were sitting in...As discreet as I tried to be, a few people noticed and knew what was up. I ordered my food while riding it and I remember the lady asking me something like if I was okay and I was Greeeeaat!
Afterwards my husband was hard and needed to release..I slide under the table and gave him head. The couple next to us saw the whole thing.
When my husband came I looked at the couple so they could see his cum drip from my tounge onto the floor. Then I got up like nothing happend and ate my food like

Gotta love APPLEBEE's!!!!!!!

The couple slide us their number.... But swinging isnt my thing.
That's another story

Baby, I love you. Will you marry me? I will put my house in your name and have my checks direct deposited in your account every 2 weeks. Lord have mercy girl!

2 girls...and me


You Know.........

PC don't play.

I KNEW it!!!

 

[BluBerryPIMP]

Wow..... ya'll some nasty mothas

For about six months, way back in the day,

I was training my girlfriend in "freakin" = Great Fuck

Fucking her bestfriend = Great head


And


Having relations with the bestfriends MOM = = Complete Package

Gawd I Miss Them.....

 

[leemajors]

Fucked a chick in the ass/pussy with a MGD bottle. Afterward, jelly-like subtance started to come out of her ass. Weird. Fingered same girl in the ass, got shit on my fingers/under nails, had her suck'em. Fucked this other chick in the ass, used lotion as lubricate. The next morning, I noticed that the lotion bottle had shit staining the bottle. Now this chick used toss salad for about 30 minute plus. Also, busted in her mouth before I knew what her name was. Funny this is, while I was getting bossed up, I was tripping off the fact that this broad didn't know me from adam. I've tossed a couple of salads and had some bad experiences . Alot of this happened around the 'my neck, my back,' period so.....

 

[BLK FIRE!!!]

fucked and got my dick sucked on a train engine ,then nutted and handed her my sock to wipe it off

Now that's good comedy!!!

 

[BLK FIRE!!!]

Ran the red light when I was an ignorant teenager and made myself url after looking down afterwards.

OKKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOkokokokokokokok...................... Took a sec. but I got it. Funny as hell!!!!!

 

[BLK FIRE!!!]

^^^DAMN DAMN DAMN^^^

the nastiest thing I have done would probably be letting my man cum in my mouth and then opening my mouth and letting it run down my chin and on to my breasts while he watched smiling down at me...BUT THAT IS NASTY IN A GOOD WAY NOT A GROSS DISGUSTING WAY...

God, Please bless her!!! And any other female of a like mind!!!

 

[BLK FIRE!!!]

Layed down a tarp in my living room and pissed on two hoes. Pissed in a broads mouth and watch her gargle it and spit it out on my chest. Stuck my fingers in a hoes ass once and smelled it ( no smell) amazing. Came on a girls tits then poured honey on them and watched her lick it all off. Cum and all. Masterbated and ejaculated in a blow up dolls mouth and held the doll over a girl while the cum dripped into her mouth and she swallowed.

OK, u win

 

[ClevelandDawg216]

slapped, choked and spit on chick while i was hittin' it doggy style. they love that shit

 

[YoungSinister]

Fucked a chick in the ass/pussy with a MGD bottle. Afterward, jelly-like subtance started to come out of her ass. Weird. Fingered same girl in the ass, got shit on my fingers/under nails, had her suck'em. Fucked this other chick in the ass, used lotion as lubricate. The next morning, I noticed that the lotion bottle had shit staining the bottle. Now this chick used toss salad for about 30 minute plus. Also, busted in her mouth before I knew what her name was. Funny this is, while I was getting bossed up, I was tripping off the fact that this broad didn't know me from adam. I've tossed a couple of salads and had some bad experiences . Alot of this happened around the 'my neck, my back,' period so.....

You aren't the Bay Area rapper Lee Majors are you?

 

[KAKAROT]

got head in queens center mall in them bullshit photo booths,busted in shorties mouth she spit it on the curtain ant-when i got stabbed in my leg lata that nite had shortie come we fuck but i beat it so hard i reopened my wound i get finshed beatin, crazy shit is shortie anit noticed it

 

[Osca Lee]

the next reply would be worthless....

Some nasty mf in BGOL, well the post said the Nastiest U ever done

im still laughing at some of these butt-hole pirates

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

1. Gave a chick a cleveland steamer.

2. Once during a threesome, I came in a girls hand then had her use that same hand (still full of cum) to slap the other chick across the face.

 

[thug4life]

READING THIS GOD FORSAKEN THREAD AND SEEING ALL THE NASTY THINGS U MOFOS BE DOING Y'ALL NEED DELIVERANCE CHUUCH

 

[Maxxam]

Ran the red light....

My HS history teacher told us "A true pirate isn't afraid to cross the Red Sea."

 

[whiteboytx]

I share a house with one of my female 1st cousins.

The family ho and I are still fucking like we're newlyweds and both sleeping nude.

My cuz strips on the side from selling real estate....and she's still the hottest piece of white pussy I've gotten my dick into.

The nastiest was in college where one of my friends was sharing an apartment with her brother...and she got her birth control prescription...she let her brother and I pull trains on her.

Her bro and I spent many an afternoon after classes...twisting his sister out properly.

He has one very cool sister....and it was scorching hot to watch a brother and sister making love and fucking.

 

[Kchill One]

1) red light after eating it...felt grit in my mouth...turn the lights on and was like hell naw....girl sucked me off and swallowed!

2) I had a fuck fest one day and fucked 5 girls in one day.....without a ho wash!

3) Booty licked by a white girl...fuck it let em if they want!

4) Fucked a bitch in the ass while using a dildo in the cuchie.

 

[Salty Nuts]

lol

 

[be_god]

This chick i used to deal with back in the day would always want me to stick it back in immediately after i would nutt to keep it going. But this one day, I had no more juice in me and went limp once I bust. She was bitching , so i used my finger to stick my limp biscuit in her. I realized though the "dome" was in, i wasn't getting hard and she was getting pissed so i just started laughing. Next thing u know i'm peeing inside the bitch and i keep going because it's mad funny and i can't stop laughing.

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lol