Nastiest U ever done

patscorpio said:
getting my redwings with no protection then having my chick suck it off my dick...im not gonna lie i seriously starting thinking that i needed jesus in my life to let her do something like that to me
now thats some funny shit there
 
Re: Nuttin On a Sista's Face @ ThaAnsa3

Got a few....

I got some ass at Church... lord forgive me....

Got some ass..while in the movies... done this a couple of times....

Got some head in the supermarket video store...

bang this chick in farm house... next to some horses...they did not know what the fuck was going on

Bust a nut in this girl hair... she was not even made about it...

Bust in this girl mouth.. .then saw her kiss her BF ten minutes later....

Fuck this chick in the frat house... the chicked pissed me off.... buying saying something crazy to me... so i told my girl that also went to school with his... she kicked her ass...lol

Had this chick was fucking take me to another girl house to fuck her... and she picked me up when i was done and fucked her.

bang 3 different chicks with 24 hours....no washing in between...

I done the 7 for 7 too.... bang 7 different girls and 7 days...

Got some head on the back of the cocah bus while my line brothers peep the whole thing... she was sucking me dick from Nashville to the Ky board(1-24)... put a nice load in her mouth...
 
Damn, almost forgot. This ain't nasty, but I just had some times when I could NOT control myself. God have mercy on me lol

It was a Chritmas pageant on Christmas day at my ex's church. I'm sittin there next to her, all dressed up in the suit, the works, when she whispers in my ear an tells me she's horny. I'm like "Stop playin, you see where we at?". This girl takes my hand, slips it into her skirt and got me feelin her pussy. THAT SHIT WAS WETT!!!:eek: I'm like Oh nooooooo! Needless to say, she excused herself and I followed after. We upstairs and hittin that 69 for a lil bit. Then I start feastin on her exclusively. That went on for about 5 minutes, an JUST as I'm about to insert mah Jell-O Puddin pop, a bunch of KIDS start playin in the hall RIGHT WHERE THE DOOR IS! We had the door locked, but shes still nervous, and I'm like its cool. Just as I'm about to attempt a second entry, one of the gits starts trying to peek under the door. We scrambled for cover behind a desk but it was too late cuz the kid said, Hey, I think I see a foot in there! Long story short, we had to get our Mission Impossible on as soon as the kids ran off, cuz those brats were nuthin but snitches...:smh: But serves me right tho:lol:
 
Fucked a tom-boy white bitch in my pre-teen years. Bitch was older than me and she ain't smell that great but it had to be done. :D

Fucked my first love's sister behind her back. Bitch was practically stalking me, her sister must've inadvertently put in the good word :cool:

Made my baby moms give me head on the #2 train in NY (with other people in the car). She wasn't my baby moms yet but I had to see if she was down. :yes:

Fucked a bitch in the ass in without a condom. Usually when I tried to hit a bitch in the ass, it was a tedious process, but this bitch for some reason, somehow I slipped in pretty easily and then I was like fuck it, I got lucky and ain't want to risk taking it out and the bitch front so I kept going, nut and all, and she loved it. (I think she about to get married now :smh: )

Ran the red light. (fucking weed and hennessey and a bi-sexual red-bone bitch with genuine hazel eyes who was a wicked head doctor)

Fucked a bitch in her kids room while they were sleeping and with her months-old baby in the same bed next to us... How could she? :smh:

This ain't really nasty, but one bitch I met on the internet was leary about fucking because her husband worked nearby. I fucked her doggie style and made her keep her head out the window to see if she saw her husband. Bitch had her husband named tattooed on her back and when I nutted, I pulled the condom off and smeared it on her tattoo. :D

Ahhh, I feel so cleansed now.

Wait,

When I was a youngin', I wanted head from this girl and I threatened to break up with her unless I got it. She cried, but I was relentless. I allowed her to try and do it while she was crying but it turned me off. I then told her that I would give her oral too if she did it. She did it much better (without the tears), I told her I wasn't going to nut even though I knew I was and I held her head so that I could bust on in her mouth...
(And I never gave her oral to this day :puke: )

Now, I feel better... wait -

When I was in high school, there was this shorty with a real nice body, and was fine as hell and I had to hit it. My boys saw her walk in with me and everything. I bagged her from a private school around the way. Anyway, she was atleast a 8 or 9 but she ain't smell that good :eek: and I was young and ignorant. The bottom line was I had to hit it (for the crew). I went and took some of my mom's perfume and sprayed it on the condom - you know, to ease the environment. Well, it was fine for me. When it was over, not only did she confess that she was a virgin and bleed but she was saying that her pussy was stinging her and all kind of shit :D I was like holy shit. I was like :hmm: don't worry, that's how it is the first time. After that bitch left, I was like :lol: Went outside and got dap from my boys
 
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Redial said:
Made my baby moms give me head on the #2 train in NY (with other people in the car). She wasn't my baby moms yet but I had to see if she was down. :yes:

..kind of reminds me of something that myself and a couple of ppl were witness to when i visited relatives in Toronto a long time ago..i happened to look a couple of rows back and there was this Black man w/ dreadlocks sitting near a window and had all these overcoats and a blanket covering his lap(i thought he was a transient or something),i notice he was moving his head back and forth in a circular motion and his eyes were rolled back in his head,saying stuff like"N-n-n-n-uhhbuhh c-c-c-c" like he was speaking in tongues or something..i was like"aww shit he bout to put a voodoo curse on everybody in this train car"

next thing he started thrashing his head and doing like he had muscle spams..turns out this fine-as-hell Chinese woman was giving him brains under
those coats/blanket,she got up and sat next to him wiping her mouth grinning and said"uh-huh,what i tell you about those tongue piercings..?" dude was mumbling "uhh my sweet Lord jeebus.." :lol:
 
ok well i was nuttin on this chick face when it shot all in her eye. i was high so i was like ima get the other eye to and bingo shot both :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :dance: :dance: :dance:
 
DaVincie23 said:
:hmm: Y O Y R U LYING ON YOUR DICK. ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THAT :smh:


Let me get this straight, I think I'm missing something, you're telling me that something "I" actually did, didn't happen? Is that it? Just for the sake of entertaining you? I could have came up with way better lies than truths. "I came in a bitche's ass, made her squeeze it out and she drank it", or whatever. Shit, I could have made up 3 or more bullshit stories, but i came with one, and because you were there (I mean, you had to be because that's why you know exactly what i did and didn't do) you can probably tell me the true story. Goodnight :)
 
Not all that nasty but...
I'm chillin in this restaurant with my girl, she's sitting across from me, I'm wearing these Berkenstock sandles and take my big toe, and slides it into
her pussy (the table cloth is concealing all of this)... she starts to ride the big toe, and comes really hard in the place, so hard some of the customers begin to applaud!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
uh... for a board where mufuckas claim that anal sex (with women) is STILL gay, and on a board where mufuckas claim that they've NEVER done anal, there sure are a LOT of y'all that fuck women in the ass.

y'all nigras need to stop all that damn lying 'bout anal sex. we all know that women LOVE that shit (no pun intended). :yes: :D

btw, i'm NOT posting any of the things i've done cause my internet wife, ladyscorpio, is here, and i'm NOT trying to get her mad. the nastiest thing we've done together:

i stuck my dick in the firewire port and busted a nut in her docking station thousands of miles away. about 2 days later, she called and said her operating system was getting bigger and that i would be the father of a new mini laptop. the next time, i'm sticking my dick in her usb port cause now i gotta pay bill gates some child support.
 
Re: Nastiest U ever done @ Leeeeeee

smelling_between_her_toes said:
yada-yada bing-bong

it was so nice (to him) he posted twice!

let's rename this thread "Steps Beyond".

I guess you graduated from sniffin' armpits... :lol: :lol:
 
peace
LOL The Bruhs are owt
Hmm, lemme keep it brief
Actually seeing, after turning the lights on, myself getting head after pulling out during the whole Red Alert/RedCapet/RedCAfe whatever the fuck clever adage is being used for that profoundly nasty shit
(and all u nasty mawfuckas wh love and live for that, the viscosity aint even the same with a woman's natural fluids nd that bloody mensus shit :smh: :puke: )

Back to back chicks with no washing - some ole nasty shit had to chill with

Dipping fingers in chicks asses while fucking and having them lick it

Not disgusting but not giving a fuck either :
getting head in public and watching people watch - in the movies, on the bus, the metro north, in NYC traffic while trucks watch, with this one chick on the NJ turnpike back from Philly with the tow truck driver watching behind for about 40 mins :lol: ;
Having a chick that wants to fuck you so bad that she bleeds from taking too much dick she know she cant take (& doesn't care)
Same chick and she was married :smh:

Fucking a chick yo u KNOW just got finished getting some dick or doing something, then wrecking her with dick in a backroom during a party, then later titty fucking her and catching her in the eye - where she proceeeds to tell her girl, who tells the bruhs and they make jokes on her calling me OleDirty :rolleyes:

having to explain to the officer off of the highway why the chick on the floor on
the passenger side below where am sitting

Hanging a chick up out the sunroof AND out the window on the side of the West Side highway while fuckin at night, plus ripping panties off so cant even rock em home

Having to see shit on some anal beads, fingernails or an ass plug while fucking and still going on :hmm:
Nutting in chicks out in public, then having to roll with em as it drips out and they try to play it off

Fuckin a chick the same night after an abortion { But she pressed it, not me, as if it makes it any less nasty :hmm: }

Not giving a fuck that a chick's face is soaking wet, hair also, by her own admission, from sucking dick for a 'lil while' ;)

Finger a chick while winding up on that ass in a party but the other chick, her homegirl, that your also fucking, confronts her with the busting a nut look on her face ; yet neither one is ya girl; thats a nasty situation and still kept it going
:smh: Some shit one does when young and dumb :rolleyes:
peace
 
aight ya'll is some of the NASTIEST mofo's i ever did see! i declare!!! just nasssstyy. and i love it!! lol see why white folks love us black folks?? anyway, nastiest shit i ever did was fuck this mexican broad with my man while her FOUR kids were on the next bed next to us.

next thing i did was play "which hole feels the best". meaning i alternated between fucking her ass and her pussy. i eventually busted in her ass and she cleaned me off. oh yea and like homedude says, i dont understand how anal sex is soooooooo taboo and dirty but yet almost every post contains it. lol buncha hypocrites. its a damn porn board! let your nasty out!! you know u love it!!!!!! its a sinful pleasure!!

final freaky thing is that i fisted this one girl. and i've got to agree with the other 2 dudes on the board. for some odd reason, my hand smelled NOTHING like ass.

quick question though. why is it when you finger the ass or something for a while, it gets all wet? i mean seriously, i fist this girl as often as i can, (or i try to anyway) but yet my hand comes out with all this white cream. and lets face it ya'll its called the hershey highway for a reason. am i getting white "chocolate" or something on my hand? and again, it dont STINK!!!!!! LOL. for real, somebody gimme an explanation to that shit.
 
theslacker04 said:
I FUCKED A BITCH ON HER PERIOD WITH NO PROTECTION MAN THE THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK AND HORNY ASS HELL :lol:


DONE THAT WITH MY GIRL AT THAT TIME


ANOTHER CHICC I FUCCED......AFTER I BEAT IT FROM THE BACC( WITH PROTECTION)....AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM....TURNED ON THE LIGHT AND WELL YOU KNOW THE REST. I BUSTED HER PUSSY OPEN.


IM A NASTY SON OF A.....
 
tebriel69 said:
aight ya'll is some of the NASTIEST mofo's i ever did see! i declare!!! just nasssstyy. and i love it!! lol see why white folks love us black folks?? anyway, nastiest shit i ever did was fuck this mexican broad with my man while her FOUR kids were on the next bed next to us.

next thing i did was play "which hole feels the best". meaning i alternated between fucking her ass and her pussy. i eventually busted in her ass and she cleaned me off. oh yea and like homedude says, i dont understand how anal sex is soooooooo taboo and dirty but yet almost every post contains it. lol buncha hypocrites. its a damn porn board! let your nasty out!! you know u love it!!!!!! its a sinful pleasure!!

final freaky thing is that i fisted this one girl. and i've got to agree with the other 2 dudes on the board. for some odd reason, my hand smelled NOTHING like ass.

quick question though. why is it when you finger the ass or something for a while, it gets all wet? i mean seriously, i fist this girl as often as i can, (or i try to anyway) but yet my hand comes out with all this white cream. and lets face it ya'll its called the hershey highway for a reason. am i getting white "chocolate" or something on my hand? and again, it dont STINK!!!!!! LOL. for real, somebody gimme an explanation to that shit.


you fisted this whore in her ass or pussy?
 
Man, my life is just dull. I get and give head and fuck

This thread has me laughing my head off

Given me some ideas though!


:lol:
 
Originally Posted by idoit4theluv
Ran the red light when I was an ignorant teenager and made myself url after looking down afterwards.


can someone explaine to me what this dude just wrote?
 
Got some head on the job when I nutted ol' girl pulled off and jerked me. I came all over the damn floor and we had to wipe that shit up with paper towels. :angry:


Let many a female suck my dirty dick at the end of the day without showering. Ate my share of all-day stank cooch also. :smh:


Got some head from this chick while she was holding her baby trying to get her to sleep. :D :smh:
 
ThaAnsa3 said:
To all the cats talking about nutting on girl's faces, how do you get them to let you do that. I've been wanting to do that so bad but I guess my game aint strong enough.

talk good and nasty to her while you digging her out and tell her you wanna nutt on her face, before you know it she'll be begging to suck the nutt out your johnson without you even asking.
 
OnyxFemme said:
I dont know if this is nasty or freaky.....
But during a night that me and my husband call freak night we went out to dinner....I had on a long skirt w/o panties..I pulled out a dildo w/ a suction base on rode it in the booth we were sitting in...As discreet as I tried to be, a few people noticed and knew what was up. I ordered my food while riding it and I remember the lady asking me something like if I was okay and I was Greeeeaat!
Afterwards my husband was hard and needed to release..I slide under the table and gave him head. The couple next to us saw the whole thing.
When my husband came I looked at the couple so they could see his cum drip from my tounge onto the floor. Then I got up like nothing happend and ate my food like :D

Gotta love APPLEBEE's!!!!!!!

The couple slide us their number.... :lol: But swinging isnt my thing. :smh:
That's another story :D

SWEET TEA AN HUNNY BUNS!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

How the fuck did I miss THIS the first time around?:eek::confused::smh: :eek::confused::smh: :eek::confused::smh:

WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD ONES TAKEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

And to think I actually STOPPED eating at Applebee's:(
 
Redial said:
Fucked a tom-boy white bitch in my pre-teen years. Bitch was older than me and she ain't smell that great but it had to be done. :D

Fucked my first love's sister behind her back. Bitch was practically stalking me, her sister must've inadvertently put in the good word :cool:

Made my baby moms give me head on the #2 train in NY (with other people in the car). She wasn't my baby moms yet but I had to see if she was down. :yes:

Fucked a bitch in the ass in without a condom. Usually when I tried to hit a bitch in the ass, it was a tedious process, but this bitch for some reason, somehow I slipped in pretty easily and then I was like fuck it, I got lucky and ain't want to risk taking it out and the bitch front so I kept going, nut and all, and she loved it. (I think she about to get married now :smh: )

Ran the red light. (fucking weed and hennessey and a bi-sexual red-bone bitch with genuine hazel eyes who was a wicked head doctor)

Fucked a bitch in her kids room while they were sleeping and with her months-old baby in the same bed next to us... How could she? :smh:

This ain't really nasty, but one bitch I met on the internet was leary about fucking because her husband worked nearby. I fucked her doggie style and made her keep her head out the window to see if she saw her husband. Bitch had her husband named tattooed on her back and when I nutted, I pulled the condom off and smeared it on her tattoo. :D

Ahhh, I feel so cleansed now.

Wait,

When I was a youngin', I wanted head from this girl and I threatened to break up with her unless I got it. She cried, but I was relentless. I allowed her to try and do it while she was crying but it turned me off. I then told her that I would give her oral too if she did it. She did it much better (without the tears), I told her I wasn't going to nut even though I knew I was and I held her head so that I could bust on in her mouth...
(And I never gave her oral to this day :puke: )

Now, I feel better... wait -

When I was in high school, there was this shorty with a real nice body, and was fine as hell and I had to hit it. My boys saw her walk in with me and everything. I bagged her from a private school around the way. Anyway, she was atleast a 8 or 9 but she ain't smell that good :eek: and I was young and ignorant. The bottom line was I had to hit it (for the crew). I went and took some of my mom's perfume and sprayed it on the condom - you know, to ease the environment. Well, it was fine for me. When it was over, not only did she confess that she was a virgin and bleed but she was saying that her pussy was stinging her and all kind of shit :D I was like holy shit. I was like :hmm: don't worry, that's how it is the first time. After that bitch left, I was like :lol: Went outside and got dap from my boys



Bruh, you not nasty...you just WRONG and EVIL! :lol::lol::lol::smh::lol::lol::smh::lol:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: dAMN i May never leave this board yall funny as hell! Nasty? Don't know about that shit sex by nature is nasty but for the record i don't deal with assholes-period :hmm: Damn yall wild
 
Well, one conclusion is that we all nasty as hell and when we get the chance to realise our nasty ideas, we certainly do.

To add to my list: Last week I took this girl at work downstairs in the toalet and fucked her. Mind that its about 1000 people working in that building. After that session, i did her again in the toilet on the 4th Floor with lots of people passing by. I nutted in her mouth and she swallowed everything. Thats gangsta!
 
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