Nastiest U ever done
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I've done that a lot with my 2 1st cousins...but they're sisters and both on birth control.michigantoga said:
And...my cousin and one of her girlfriends and I do rawdog 3-somes...but they're both on birth control...and it makes it a lot more fun for me and the 2 women.
Yeah...the Que dogs are super filthy up in this bitch...lol. Some of y'all need Jesus seriously. lolTonguedawgQue said:
I ran the red light often with my ex wife but I strapped up for those occasions even with her. Too much blood for me. In college in the ATL as a Freshman I fucked in the pews of the chapel in broad daylight. I fucked on the steps of Clark Atlanta Harkness Hall also. I fucked on Marta also during Freaknik 94. Those days in the 90s in the ATL were super filthy. My senior year in High School I got dome at the church and I still repenting from that craziness. The chick was a 2 at best...lol! I am kool now. U have cleaned up my image and I am trying to run for office
-busted off in a chick's hair while getting head(after i promised i wouldnt but hey,blueballs are a mofo..did my best aaron neville imitation going AA-AA-AA-AHHH and overshot her forehead 
)
-when i used to work as a server in a local resturant i got back at a ex by jacking off in her salad then covered it w/ ranch dressing when her and her mom came to eat there once..turns out her mom was the one who ate said salad
-an anal sex session going wrong: my senior year of HS this mexican girl i had class with said she liked anal,so i took her up on the offer during a lunch break(she lived a couple of streets down from the school,so it was easier to leave campus..started out good then next thing i know i heard this sound like "PFLUBBBLULBBBLB.." mustve been bubbling up in her gut,whatever she ate beforehand
)-when i used to work as a server in a local resturant i got back at a ex by jacking off in her salad then covered it w/ ranch dressing when her and her mom came to eat there once..turns out her mom was the one who ate said salad
-an anal sex session going wrong: my senior year of HS this mexican girl i had class with said she liked anal,so i took her up on the offer during a lunch break(she lived a couple of streets down from the school,so it was easier to leave campus..started out good then next thing i know i heard this sound like "PFLUBBBLULBBBLB.." mustve been bubbling up in her gut,whatever she ate beforehand
OnyxFemme said:I dont know if this is nasty or freaky.....
But during a night that me and my husband call freak night we went out to dinner....I had on a long skirt w/o panties..I pulled out a dildo w/ a suction base on rode it in the booth we were sitting in...As discreet as I tried to be, a few people noticed and knew what was up. I ordered my food while riding it and I remember the lady asking me something like if I was okay and I was Greeeeaat!
Afterwards my husband was hard and needed to release..I slide under the table and gave him head. The couple next to us saw the whole thing.
When my husband came I looked at the couple so they could see his cum drip from my tounge onto the floor. Then I got up like nothing happend and ate my food like
Gotta love APPLEBEE's!!!!!!!
The couple slide us their number....
That's another story
Damn... just... damn. I bet when you ask your husband to paint the bathroom, he drops the X-Box controller and grabs his paint roller IMMEDIATELY. I know I'd be on perfect behavior for like a decade after a night like that LOL
Malice said:
Y O Y R U LYING ON YOUR DICK. ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THAT 
Profit said:
I bet you thought that pussy was extra wetFort Liquordale said:
DaleMabry said:
Damn... just... damn. I bet when you ask your husband to paint the bathroom, he drops the X-Box controller and grabs his paint roller IMMEDIATELY. I know I'd be on perfect behavior for like a decade after a night like that LOL
He sure does and with a little pep in his step
I'mma keep it simple and real. Nastiest thing I ever did is fuck a goddamn fat girl. I told myself it would be freaky and fun, and she would try and put it on me, and fuck it I'm young and single and who do I have to apologize to???
Man as soon as I lifted those extra dinner rolls, I knew--and I'm a freaky mu'fucka and have done a lot.... (!)--but just the physicality of it, you know? I knew "man this shit ain't for me."
I blame it on Vesta, dawg...
She put this idea in my head that big gurls could be sexy, and I been wanting to test the theory since back in the day LOL
It just felt yucky man. The way it just clicks when I got a lil 5 ft. shorty that I can toss all around (I like many types of women but I got a thing for short ones), it very much unclicked. I was like nah man, no Round 2 on that.
Sorry that doesn't involve bootyholes or funky nuts or blood or vomit, and I coulda made a story up about hittin a broad doggystyle with her dog licking my nuts but fuck it...it's the truth.
Man as soon as I lifted those extra dinner rolls, I knew--and I'm a freaky mu'fucka and have done a lot.... (!)--but just the physicality of it, you know? I knew "man this shit ain't for me."
I blame it on Vesta, dawg...
She put this idea in my head that big gurls could be sexy, and I been wanting to test the theory since back in the day LOL
It just felt yucky man. The way it just clicks when I got a lil 5 ft. shorty that I can toss all around (I like many types of women but I got a thing for short ones), it very much unclicked. I was like
nah man, no Round 2 on that.Sorry that doesn't involve bootyholes or funky nuts or blood or vomit, and I coulda made a story up about hittin a broad doggystyle with her dog licking my nuts but fuck it...it's the truth.
nastiest shit i did was fuck a chick that smelled so bad that i had to fumigate my room!!!! i was a lot younger and too horny to tell the bitch to put her pants back on!!!
Got off work at 5pm.... Met up with this chick I was hittin' at the time. She came to my house I hit it with a rubber twice. She left by 9pm....I change my clothes...no shower. Went out to Queens to meet this Married Chick I was hittin'. First She blew me, I fuck Her, busted in Her Mouth, Fuck her in Her ass next and gave Her a Creampie. I left at 6am (Husband was out of Town) Got home by 7am. Washed my meat in the sink (just a hand soap job) My Head Nurse Comes through at 11am, I bust 2 nuts in Her mouth - Slept for 9 Hours
Next - Fuck this Chick in Her ass, in the Middle I notice I got shit all on the Head of my Dick...Fuck it...I fucked Her harder till I busted inside...Atr went in the bathroom and washed my dick with pine soil.
Sometimes I lick Female ass (clean well washed ass)
My ex use to love licking my ass....it almost made me bust once too. Whew!
Next - Fuck this Chick in Her ass, in the Middle I notice I got shit all on the Head of my Dick...Fuck it...I fucked Her harder till I busted inside...Atr went in the bathroom and washed my dick with pine soil.
Sometimes I lick Female ass (clean well washed ass)
My ex use to love licking my ass....it almost made me bust once too. Whew!
OnyxFemme said:I dont know if this is nasty or freaky.....
But during a night that me and my husband call freak night we went out to dinner....I had on a long skirt w/o panties..I pulled out a dildo w/ a suction base on rode it in the booth we were sitting in...As discreet as I tried to be, a few people noticed and knew what was up. I ordered my food while riding it and I remember the lady asking me something like if I was okay and I was Greeeeaat!
Afterwards my husband was hard and needed to release..I slide under the table and gave him head. The couple next to us saw the whole thing.
When my husband came I looked at the couple so they could see his cum drip from my tounge onto the floor. Then I got up like nothing happend and ate my food like
Gotta love APPLEBEE's!!!!!!!
The couple slide us their number....
That's another story
thatd be something if the manager said"Next time you two come in,dinner's on the house."
Dr Truth said:
those HAD to have been some Asian women he was messing with
In sexual slang, a Cleveland steamer is a quasi-sexual act in which a man or a woman defecates on each other's chest, then spreads the feces around with his or her buttocks.TMTEEJAY said:
MellowCoolest said:1. Had a threesome with two twins sisters... damn, that shit still fucks me up when I think about it...
2. Had a foursome with this sista I meet on the internet, her best freind (female, I'm not into any gay bullshit) and drumroll..... her hubby, fellows if you ever have a foursome and there is another dude..it really pays to have the biggest dick in the room...fucking this guys wife on the living room floor right next him and I have her saying shit like.. yes, yes, nobody fucks me like this.. no, "insert her hubby's name here" can't fuck me like this... he laughed and told me to wear her ass out...
:eek
... Madd PropZZZ DAWG!!!!
You were pissed alright!Profit said:
D-Nice 1 said:
"Why, in the name of all that is holy and good, I ever brought my eyes to this travesty of perversion, I'll never know. But I'll surely regret it..."
D-Nice 1 (The Nice One)
some of ya'll dudes are sick and need help! u do need jesus....lololololollllllllllllooooooooooolllllllllll
OnyxFemme said:I dont know if this is nasty or freaky.....
But during a night that me and my husband call freak night we went out to dinner....I had on a long skirt w/o panties..I pulled out a dildo w/ a suction base on rode it in the booth we were sitting in...As discreet as I tried to be, a few people noticed and knew what was up. I ordered my food while riding it and I remember the lady asking me something like if I was okay and I was Greeeeaat!
Afterwards my husband was hard and needed to release..I slide under the table and gave him head. The couple next to us saw the whole thing.
When my husband came I looked at the couple so they could see his cum drip from my tounge onto the floor. Then I got up like nothing happend and ate my food like
Gotta love APPLEBEE's!!!!!!!
The couple slide us their number....
That's another story
Damn Onyx ....................My Lawd ! Do you have a sister .......Oh yeah did I say damn ?! There is nothing like an uninhibited woman ! I'll post my story later..........I can't think straight
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smelling_between_her_toes
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Good evening my fellow freaks and freakettes...lol
I'm new to this site, but not HARRRDLY new to the nasty/freak game.
My list?
1) While my ex was here in my apartment in Manhattan, sitting on the bowl taking a shit, I walked in like I told her I would, and whipped my dick out. Cutie was giving me some deep head while taking that dump. To add to the nasty affair (lol), I leaned foward a little while she was still sucking and with both hands, I grabbed both ass cheeks and spread them far open...made it easier for her to shit...lol
Would I re-enact this scene again? Hell yea!
2) Being the passionate footman that I am, I'm always looking for different things to heighten my experience (and hers too).
a) a few times, while making love to my partner while she was on her back, I held her behind her knees and brought her knees up to her tits. While deep drilling the pussy, I was SNIFFING her feet at the same time...Mmmm dayummm (any sistas up in here from NYC wanna hang)? Talk about that extra rush/stimulus!
b) on more than one occasion, with another sista (who had that tangy, sexy foot scent going on in-between her toes), I would be fucking her in the doggy position. And just before I'd nut either in her pussy or in her ass, I'd get a pair of WELL-WORN black flats that she had and DEEPLY sniff inside of them....a thick, blast of a cum shot everytime.
3) Like a brother mentioned on this thread, I've hit the pussy up a few times while sticking my finger ALL THE WAY in her tail...and then I'd SMELL my finger while strokin. And like the brother also said, there have been times for me when there was ZERO scent.
4) Went to Boston a few years back and in one of my lovemaking situations with the sista I was visiting, I fucked her big tail anally. Deep in her ass...and after I don't know how many strokes, I smelled shit and there was shit on my dick...lol
She was embarrased, but I told her let's not make it an issue. We cleaned up and early that next morning, we had more sex, and it was off the charts.
5) My girl would sometimes come visit me after work and while she'd remove my clothes and relax me, she would suck my dick and use her hands to masturbate me WHILE putting her freshly worn thong over my nose. Telling me in the nasty way that she would, to smell her ass and smell her pussy. I love that shyt!
Holla!
I'm new to this site, but not HARRRDLY new to the nasty/freak game.
My list?
1) While my ex was here in my apartment in Manhattan, sitting on the bowl taking a shit, I walked in like I told her I would, and whipped my dick out. Cutie was giving me some deep head while taking that dump. To add to the nasty affair (lol), I leaned foward a little while she was still sucking and with both hands, I grabbed both ass cheeks and spread them far open...made it easier for her to shit...lol
Would I re-enact this scene again? Hell yea!
2) Being the passionate footman that I am, I'm always looking for different things to heighten my experience (and hers too).
a) a few times, while making love to my partner while she was on her back, I held her behind her knees and brought her knees up to her tits. While deep drilling the pussy, I was SNIFFING her feet at the same time...Mmmm dayummm (any sistas up in here from NYC wanna hang)? Talk about that extra rush/stimulus!
b) on more than one occasion, with another sista (who had that tangy, sexy foot scent going on in-between her toes), I would be fucking her in the doggy position. And just before I'd nut either in her pussy or in her ass, I'd get a pair of WELL-WORN black flats that she had and DEEPLY sniff inside of them....a thick, blast of a cum shot everytime.
3) Like a brother mentioned on this thread, I've hit the pussy up a few times while sticking my finger ALL THE WAY in her tail...and then I'd SMELL my finger while strokin. And like the brother also said, there have been times for me when there was ZERO scent.
4) Went to Boston a few years back and in one of my lovemaking situations with the sista I was visiting, I fucked her big tail anally. Deep in her ass...and after I don't know how many strokes, I smelled shit and there was shit on my dick...lol
She was embarrased, but I told her let's not make it an issue. We cleaned up and early that next morning, we had more sex, and it was off the charts.
5) My girl would sometimes come visit me after work and while she'd remove my clothes and relax me, she would suck my dick and use her hands to masturbate me WHILE putting her freshly worn thong over my nose. Telling me in the nasty way that she would, to smell her ass and smell her pussy. I love that shyt!
Holla!
deeboj said:What's the most nastiest thing you ever done with a girl?
A girl swallowing is by far I consinder the most nastiest thing I have done so but I'm sure come cats have done more nastier things than that. Share with us
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Nasty Mother Phucker From NYC Here! lol
Good evening my fellow freaks and freakettes...lol
I'm new to this site, but not HARRRDLY new to the nasty/freak game.
My list?
1) While my ex was here in my apartment in Manhattan, sitting on the bowl taking a shit, I walked in like I told her I would, and whipped my dick out. Cutie was giving me some deep head while taking that dump. To add to the nasty affair (lol), I leaned foward a little while she was still sucking and with both hands, I grabbed both ass cheeks and spread them far open...made it easier for her to shit...lol
Would I re-enact this scene again? Hell yea!
2) Being the passionate footman that I am, I'm always looking for different things to heighten my experience (and hers too).
a) a few times, while making love to my partner while she was on her back, I held her behind her knees and brought her knees up to her tits. While deep drilling the pussy, I was SNIFFING her feet at the same time...Mmmm dayummm (any sistas up in here from NYC wanna hang)? Talk about that extra rush/stimulus!
b) on more than one occasion, with another sista (who had that tangy, sexy foot scent going on in-between her toes), I would be fucking her in the doggy position. And just before I'd nut either in her pussy or in her ass, I'd get a pair of WELL-WORN black flats that she had and DEEPLY sniff inside of them....a thick, blast of a cum shot everytime.
3) Like a brother mentioned on this thread, I've hit the pussy up a few times while sticking my finger ALL THE WAY in her tail...and then I'd SMELL my finger while strokin. And like the brother also said, there have been times for me when there was ZERO scent.
4) Went to Boston a few years back and in one of my lovemaking situations with the sista I was visiting, I fucked her big tail anally. Deep in her ass...and after I don't know how many strokes, I smelled shit and there was shit on my dick...lol
She was embarrased, but I told her let's not make it an issue. We cleaned up and early that next morning, we had more sex, and it was off the charts.
5) My girl would sometimes come visit me after work and while she'd remove my clothes and relax me, she would suck my dick and use her hands to masturbate me WHILE putting her freshly worn thong over my nose. Telling me in the nasty way that she would, to smell her ass and smell her pussy. I love that shyt!
Holla!
Good evening my fellow freaks and freakettes...lol
I'm new to this site, but not HARRRDLY new to the nasty/freak game.
My list?
1) While my ex was here in my apartment in Manhattan, sitting on the bowl taking a shit, I walked in like I told her I would, and whipped my dick out. Cutie was giving me some deep head while taking that dump. To add to the nasty affair (lol), I leaned foward a little while she was still sucking and with both hands, I grabbed both ass cheeks and spread them far open...made it easier for her to shit...lol
Would I re-enact this scene again? Hell yea!
2) Being the passionate footman that I am, I'm always looking for different things to heighten my experience (and hers too).
a) a few times, while making love to my partner while she was on her back, I held her behind her knees and brought her knees up to her tits. While deep drilling the pussy, I was SNIFFING her feet at the same time...Mmmm dayummm (any sistas up in here from NYC wanna hang)? Talk about that extra rush/stimulus!
b) on more than one occasion, with another sista (who had that tangy, sexy foot scent going on in-between her toes), I would be fucking her in the doggy position. And just before I'd nut either in her pussy or in her ass, I'd get a pair of WELL-WORN black flats that she had and DEEPLY sniff inside of them....a thick, blast of a cum shot everytime.
3) Like a brother mentioned on this thread, I've hit the pussy up a few times while sticking my finger ALL THE WAY in her tail...and then I'd SMELL my finger while strokin. And like the brother also said, there have been times for me when there was ZERO scent.
4) Went to Boston a few years back and in one of my lovemaking situations with the sista I was visiting, I fucked her big tail anally. Deep in her ass...and after I don't know how many strokes, I smelled shit and there was shit on my dick...lol
She was embarrased, but I told her let's not make it an issue. We cleaned up and early that next morning, we had more sex, and it was off the charts.
5) My girl would sometimes come visit me after work and while she'd remove my clothes and relax me, she would suck my dick and use her hands to masturbate me WHILE putting her freshly worn thong over my nose. Telling me in the nasty way that she would, to smell her ass and smell her pussy. I love that shyt!
Holla!
deeboj said:What's the most nastiest thing you ever done with a girl?
A girl swallowing is by far I consinder the most nastiest thing I have done so but I'm sure come cats have done more nastier things than that. Share with us
S
smelling_between_her_toes
Guest
Re: Nastiest U ever done @ Leeeeeee
LMMFBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
LMMFBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Leeeeeee said:
Leroy Soup Nutz said:Took me a while to figure that one out...
CO-SIGN
but now I wish I didn't...My nastiest thing ever? Gettin head...on a coach bus
Funny thing is that my homies was peepin while it was goin on. Shit was so good I didn't realize until the chick next to me was watchin lmao. Shit was embarrassin
But I was like a celebrity after thatDr. Truth said:
Damn....nicca!!!
I once while at college after a frat party hooked up with this Mexican chick who was digging me. I was trying ot fuck but she wasn't having any of that so I high school specialed that bitch. I fucked her hand and sucked her titties. When I came I Bust like the biggest loud of cum I ever did in my entire life. It was so muc cum it literally covered her whole stomach. Matter of fact I'm glad I didn't fuck that bitch espcially how fertile Mexicans are with that amount of load I probably have a shorty by now. :lol 
:lol while in an open house, I made my girl sit down on a roller stool and suck my dick. she had some big ole perky tittes so I made her take her shirt off and started titty fucking her. I went back and forth from the mouth and titties until i busted on them big ole titties, we didn't have any tissue or towles so I gave her my draws to wipe it off her chest. she wiped it off and then started sucking it out of my draws.
Fucked two girls in the same bathroom and different times at the same party.
had my girl ride me while driving down the street passed a cop he pulled us over because he saw us. Cop was my uncle, luckiest day of my life because we were fucked up.
ate my girl out for a while then started fucking after I busted I looked down and my dick was red
Fucked two girls in the same bathroom and different times at the same party.
had my girl ride me while driving down the street passed a cop he pulled us over because he saw us. Cop was my uncle, luckiest day of my life because we were fucked up.
ate my girl out for a while then started fucking after I busted I looked down and my dick was red
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smelling_between_her_toes
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Re: Nuttin On a Sista's Face @ ThaAnsa3
Straight up, unless your honey/girl/jumpoff is a 'facial' freak, the best advice? ASK the sista wayyyyy beforehand how she feels about getting skeeting in her face. And you know what? Sometimes it ain't even that clear cut. SOME women may not mind a facial, but don't...and I repeat, DON'T cum in their hair....lol
I dead serious bro!
peace!
Straight up, unless your honey/girl/jumpoff is a 'facial' freak, the best advice? ASK the sista wayyyyy beforehand how she feels about getting skeeting in her face. And you know what? Sometimes it ain't even that clear cut. SOME women may not mind a facial, but don't...and I repeat, DON'T cum in their hair....lol
I dead serious bro!
peace!
ThaAnsa3 said:
1. Fucked a girl in the ass that worked with me. After I nutted in the ass I made her suck my dick clean.
2. Fucked that same girls best friend and let the friend see the video of her girl sucking my dick.
3. Fucked one chic at 3:00pm, nutted, didn't wash the dick and by 3:30pm was at another chic's house around the corner getting her to suck my dick.
4. Had 6 bitches I was fucking with at the same damn party, hell I even invited my ex wife to the shit. Ended up fucking two of them during the party, two more got wise to who was who and left me the fuck alone, rofl. Damn I miss both those pussies.
2. Fucked that same girls best friend and let the friend see the video of her girl sucking my dick.
3. Fucked one chic at 3:00pm, nutted, didn't wash the dick and by 3:30pm was at another chic's house around the corner getting her to suck my dick.
4. Had 6 bitches I was fucking with at the same damn party, hell I even invited my ex wife to the shit. Ended up fucking two of them during the party, two more got wise to who was who and left me the fuck alone, rofl. Damn I miss both those pussies.
ThaAnsa3 said:
THATS LIKE ASKING FOR SOME PUSSY
YOU DONT ASK
YOU JUST DO IT.
I DONT ASK ...I DIRECT !
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