Nastiest U ever done

Dr. Truth said:
Layed down a tarp in my living room and pissed on two hoes. Pissed in a broads mouth and watch her gargle it and spit it out on my chest. Stuck my fingers in a hoes ass once and smelled it ( no smell) amazing. Came on a girls tits then poured honey on them and watched her lick it all off. Cum and all. Masterbated and ejaculated in a blow up dolls mouth and held the doll over a girl while the cum dripped into her mouth and she swallowed.


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I dont know if this is nasty or freaky.....
But during a night that me and my husband call freak night we went out to dinner....I had on a long skirt w/o panties..I pulled out a dildo w/ a suction base on rode it in the booth we were sitting in...As discreet as I tried to be, a few people noticed and knew what was up. I ordered my food while riding it and I remember the lady asking me something like if I was okay and I was Greeeeaat!
Afterwards my husband was hard and needed to release..I slide under the table and gave him head. The couple next to us saw the whole thing.
When my husband came I looked at the couple so they could see his cum drip from my tounge onto the floor. Then I got up like nothing happend and ate my food like :D

Gotta love APPLEBEE's!!!!!!!

The couple slide us their number.... :lol: But swinging isnt my thing. :smh:
That's another story :D
 
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patscorpio said:
getting my redwings with no protection then having my chick suck it off my dick...im not gonna lie i seriously starting thinking that i needed jesus in my life to let her do something like that to me


ladyscorpio said:
this right here ^^^^now that is nasty. :puke:


Now you ain't never lied about this shit here...Hell Naw Hell Naw not on my worst motherfucking day.......


Dr. Truth said:
Layed down a tarp in my living room and pissed on two hoes. Pissed in a broads mouth and watch her gargle it and spit it out on my chest. Stuck my fingers in a hoes ass once and smelled it ( no smell) amazing. Came on a girls tits then poured honey on them and watched her lick it all off. Cum and all. Masterbated and ejaculated in a blow up dolls mouth and held the doll over a girl while the cum dripped into her mouth and she swallowed.

:smh: Lawd :eek: Lawd :eek: Lawd :smh:
 
OnyxFemme said:
I dont know if this is nasty or freaky.....
But during a night that me and my husband call freak night we went out to dinner....I had on a long skirt w/o panties..I pulled out a dildo w/ a suction base on rode it in the booth we were sitting in...As discreet as I tried to be, a few people noticed and knew what was up. I ordered my food while riding it and I remember the lady asking me something like if I was okay and I was Greeeeaat!
Afterwards my husband was hard and needed to release..I slide under the table and gave him head. The couple next to us saw the whole thing.
When my husband came I looked at the couple so they could see his cum drip from my tounge onto the floor. Then I got up like nothing happend and ate my food like :D

Gotta love APPLEBEE's!!!!!!!

The couple slide us their number.... :lol: But swinging isnt my thing. :smh:
That's another story :D



That's mad gangsta.......................FREAK
 
Let the mother of my child suck my dick no more than 20 min after i had fucked another chick... and i had'nt even washed up.
 
fucked this chick and came in her ass, and this 1 chick i use 2 work with fucked her in the strip club in the womens dressin room/bathrom
 
OnyxFemme said:
I dont know if this is nasty or freaky.....
But during a night that me and my husband call freak night we went out to dinner....I had on a long skirt w/o panties..I pulled out a dildo w/ a suction base on rode it in the booth we were sitting in...As discreet as I tried to be, a few people noticed and knew what was up. I ordered my food while riding it and I remember the lady asking me something like if I was okay and I was Greeeeaat!
Afterwards my husband was hard and needed to release..I slide under the table and gave him head. The couple next to us saw the whole thing.
When my husband came I looked at the couple so they could see his cum drip from my tounge onto the floor. Then I got up like nothing happend and ate my food like :D

Gotta love APPLEBEE's!!!!!!!

The couple slide us their number.... :lol: But swinging isnt my thing. :smh:
That's another story :D


Onyx you are a freak :yes: I would never never :yes: do something like that :rolleyes: :yes:




ok ok yes I've done the restaurant thing before never the dildo. Were in a booth so not that many eyes.
 
Went for a run at dusk for a couple of miles with a woman I was dating. We walked back the last mile to cool down. It was a cool day so as the twilight fell, the sweat soaked clothes had an extremely exhilerating effect on our skin.

We got back to my home, and hung out in the den for a bit, just to chll. I don't know if it was the smell of sweat and pheromones though, but it was only a few minutes before we got into it. It started normal enough really and we eventualy made our way to the spare bedroom (it was closer). At some point, she wanted to get messy and asked me to get the Astroglide, so I oblidged. I like the warming liquid. It's an excellent fourplay enhancer. Anyway, the lube started pouring... and pouring, and pouring.

Over time we were rolling around on top of the covers of the bed, completely lathered in the greasiness. Our bodies were rolling and slipping and sliding against one another. We were grabbing and gropng obscenely, trying to hold on to each other only to have fingers and hands and legs and thighs slide right off effortlessly like some twisted wrestling scene.

I'm much bigger, much stronger, and have much more stamina than her, so as time wore on, the frustrating, tension building, gut wrenching sexual struggle we were engaging in would overcome her and she started on this whole orgasmic plateau that she rode for quite a while. I was basically tossing her around while our bodies slid against over and across each other. The more we fucked, the more of the lube we poured on. We COMPLETELY used up two 5 ounce bottles of the stuff.

We were slathered, head to toe, in sweat, cum, and lubricant.

Just feeling and seeing her skin glistening and shimmering like the surface of lake while the covers slipped and curled and bunched around us, drove me to completely ragdoll her. By the time I came myself, she was completely limp, just trembling against me, and spasming heavily when I finally pulled out. We both just passed out for several hours after that.

Of course, we rose very early the next morning... Do you have ANY IDEA what it's like to wake up, on top of the covers, laying across someone, completely covered in messy, slippery, greasiness that's coagulating and getting cold? Imagine laying there, feeling that other slimy body just slide off yours while you try not to shiver from the soaked sheets and covers beneath you. Ruined that bed. It was hot, but it was fucking NASTY a few hours later.
 
1st Came in this freaks pussy and as it started rolling back down mixed with her fluid I caught it in my hand and rubbed it all over her face and mouth. I got hard again fasterer than ever and busted another nut on her face as she ate it... ( now my sons moms- some shit just aint worh it)



2nd when I was 18 I fucked a bitch bareback after she told me she was taking meds for a common STD, :smh: to this day I thank GOD for letting me escape my early ignorance with only a big head little boy....

3rd During a 3some I nutted hard and shot in to the girls hair and on the wall while fucking doggy style and video taped the other girl eating it out of the first girls hair and off the wall..

Damn I miss College
 
:rolleyes:........Let me think the nasties thing I've done.....

Met up with a old high school chick I used to know. I was eating her pussy out like my name was Hannibal Lectur right after she finished working out so her pussy was sweaty, wet and warm. It had that baby powder crotch funk scent like dried fruit tangerines in the package. :D I didn't care I was ten kinds of horny that day and the smell turned me on. Must have been the pheromones :cool: . I went down on her spit on her clitoris, swirled and played with my saliva on her clitoris with my tongue then sucked it off like a Kirby vacuum. Pulled out my Johnson and plunged inside her then pulled out to eat her pussy. I repeated that until I busted inside her. The spontaneous pull out and penetration was turning her on because every time I did it she would jump back like " :eek: Wah whoa whoa!":D

Another time I was with this chick on her bed while her daughter was sleeping on the floor below us. I didn't agree with it but she wouldn't move her to another room. I was like what to hell with it. I stuck two fingers in her ass and smelled it (yeah it smelled like butt) then wiped my finger on her pillow case and commenced to eating her out and tossing her salad. Put my fingers in her pussy and pulled them out to suck the juice from them and started fingering her again. I hit it from the doggy style position; busted and cream-pied her. Stuck my finger inside her to scoop up some of the cum and put it in her mouth so she could taste it. She saw what I was doing and turned her head to avoid it but my fingers kept following her face until it got some in her mouth.:devil: :lol:

On another day. My recovery time really got put to the test. You guys know those day where you feel like He-man African Warrior fuckin' your girl? Well I was feeling like that one day. Confidence through the roof. Fuck all that fore play I wanted some relentless pounding. So we went on one of those road trips just cruisin' for the hell of it just to get away. It was a hot sticky summer. We we ended up in San Diego at some hotel near the University and the Zoo. Went for a walk on the beach came back to our room and started I started diggin'. I was pounding and crushing her like I was churning butter out that bitch :D. All a sudden started shaking, feeling like I was about to bust and I got that stiff neck feeling like when you turn your head too fast. Maybe a muscle spasm. My girl said I looked like Popeye or Fire Marshall Bill when it happened. I pulled out and busted a bucketful of gut-grease on her stomach and in her pubic hairs.

:dance: :devil:But I wasn't even done yet :D. Didn't even let her wipe the cum off her stomach before I went back in and pulled out again. I noticed I had some cum hangin' from my helmet so I flipped her over and shoved it in her booty hole before it fell on the bed. I tried to bust big on her booty cuz I wanted to smear her brown ass but I used it all up on the first nut. :D :lol: That's probably regular for some of ya'll.
 
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Malice said:
This chick i used to deal with back in the day would always want me to stick it back in immediately after i would nutt to keep it going. But this one day, I had no more juice in me and went limp once I bust. She was bitching , so i used my finger to stick my limp biscuit in her. I realized though the "dome" was in, i wasn't getting hard and she was getting pissed so i just started laughing. Next thing u know i'm peeing inside the bitch and i keep going because it's mad funny and i can't stop laughing.

-THE END-
MAN DAMN YOU A NASTY MUTHA FUKA :lol:
 
dajuggernaut said:
i nutted on this chick face one time and before i could come back with the wash cloth she had gotten dressed and left. she called me the next day and said that her eye was burning all the way home. had to laugh at this chick.

A CLASSIC HERE :lol:
 
zion said:
RAN THE RED LIGHT .....OOOO I GOT IT NOW THAT ONE NEW TO ME !! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thats A Southern Thing I Guess (Running The Red Light)

But I Had A Similar Situation With This Chick I Used To Date Out Of Tampa I Hadnt Seen Ole Gurl In Over A Month And When I Went Down She Was Cycling SO We Went TO Dinner I Got Pissed Got Drunk We Went Back To Her Place And Call It A Night Around 3 -4 in The Morning Baby Gurl Start Suckin Me Up (The Best Head I Have Ever Gotten From A Chick Ever) Next Thing I Know She Slip On A Condom And Im Blasting That Ass ...Finally A Nigga Done I Go To The Bath To Flushed Out The Condom And Wash Off And When I Turn On The Light I Was Like Oh Shit.... Yelling And Shit And She Comes In There Like Im So Sorry Baby I Just Really Missed U
 
Both happened in my teen years....

I had this fine ass redbone when I was 17. Straight dime but not all that freaky. She didn't use to give head often back then. I finally convinced her to let me nut in her mouth. I'd only done that about twice in my life at the time. Anyway, I'm drunk as hell and concentrating like algebra to get my nut off cuz her head game was wack. Tried to force it out and ended up pissing in her mouth. Bitch NEVER gave me head again after that so I had to let her go.

Second had to be karma. Different broad like six months later. I was fucking with this jumpoff, she was probably a 5 at best. Got drunk and ate the pussy like a champ for this undeserving bitch. Long story short, she squirted in my grill. I was pissed. Even MORE pissed later when I found out she told her friends. She claimed it had never happened before and she was just curious so she asked around. Bullshit... hoe didn't have to say it was with me.
 
1. Had a threesome with two twins sisters... damn, that shit still fucks me up when I think about it...

2. Had a foursome with this sista I meet on the internet, her best freind (female, I'm not into any gay bullshit) and drumroll..... her hubby, fellows if you ever have a foursome and there is another dude..it really pays to have the biggest dick in the room... :yes: fucking this guys wife on the living room floor right next him and I have her saying shit like.. yes, yes, nobody fucks me like this.. no, "insert her hubby's name here" can't fuck me like this... he laughed and told me to wear her ass out...
 
Wet Susie!
Rusty Trombone!
3rd input!
Yellow Rain!
ATM!

You're now ready for the Wendy Williams Show!
 
when i 1st got my car in highschool.. this girl gave me some head while i was extremely hi and drunk... before i know it i threw up on her face and some went on the head of my dick and she still sucked it alll(BARF) off ..
 
I shit on a Bitch, then pissed on her, then tossed her out of tha house and thew her clothes on the porch, because she threw up all on the carpet, and wouldnt lick it up :smh: :smh: :smh: :smh: :smh: True shit here :smh: :smh: :smh:
 
1. Fucked my ex in my new girls house.
2. Had chcick that I was fuckin spend the weekend at my girl's house with me while she was out of town.
3. Took two chicks out that I was fuckin out at the same time. (They didn't know)
4. Had 7 in 7 (fucked 7 different chicks is 7 days) with 7 friends.
5. Was gettin head from a chick in bedroom while my girl was throwing me a birthday party.
6. Fucked in a night club bathroom with the attendant was in there.
7. Fucked outside on the deck of my house while the neighboors watched.
8. Got this church girl to take up the ass......in the church
9. Had a chick give me a hand job at the opening day of the baseball season...in the bleachers...
9. Got head in Macys dressing room.
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Some think it's nasty...because it's incest...but we think it's a lot of fun.

I've had 3-some fucks with 2 of my female 1st cousins....and my younger cousin and I are sharing a house...and she and I have been pretty wild together.

As far as my cousin babes and I boning...the 3 of us are single...and have always been close and hung out...so even everyone in our family thinks sex is a cool way for us to enjoy ourselves together.

I was blushing bigtime when I heard my cousin telling my mother (her aunt) that she really loved my fucking skills.

Some of the coolest things she and I have done together...is fucking onstage in some strip-club fucking contests on lockdown nights...and getting up to 2nd place out of 8 or 10 couples.

My cuz got up to accept her little trophy bucknaked with my cum dripping out of her pussy. :cool:

We've also fucked on the bed at Glamour Shots a couple of times...while my photographer friend shot pictures of us...which was a lot of fun.
 
whiteboytx said:
Some think it's nasty...because it's incest...but we think it's a lot of fun.

I've had 3-some fucks with 2 of my female 1st cousins....and my younger cousin and I are sharing a house...and she and I have been pretty wild together.

As far as my cousin babes and I boning...the 3 of us are single...and have always been close and hung out...so even everyone in our family thinks sex is a cool way for us to enjoy ourselves together.

I was blushing bigtime when I heard my cousin telling my mother (her aunt) that she really loved my fucking skills.
:lol: :lol: :lol: This mothafucka dont quit. LOL
 
When I was a teenager I fucked this girl in the ass with no condom, nut in her ass, then made her suck my dick. Problem is I forgot and let her tounge me down before I left. :puke: I remembered after I got on the train and damn near threw up. Longest train ride ever :smh:

I fucked my girl raw standing up doggystyle during her period. Then I slipped on the mess afterwards. :lol:
 
crazyace718 said:
When I was a teenager I fucked this girl in the ass with no condom, nut in her ass
My cousin likes dick in her ass...and that's the only time I wear a condom with her...but I admit to giving my sexy cuz at least a couple of spermloads in her tailpipe.

My cuz hangs out with a cute black girl she works with...and the sista also likes to butt bone. :cool:

BTW...my cuz and her friend are awesome when they fuck with a strap-on.

Family hoes are fun...and some of the best pussy you can get.
 
i put crushed ice up this one girls ass and would fuck her till it all melted then would put some more in till i nutted
(we were on her sisters bed).
 
Some of you muhfuckas are just talking about freaking.
Some of you muhfuckas are nasty for real.
And some of you muhfuckas need Jesus.
 
Almost forgot.

My cousin was sunbathing nude in our backyard...and the neighbors wife came over and watched my cuz and I fuck.

Neighbor lady said she was impressed with both of us...and wants to fuck sometime...but I haven't decided if I'm going to fuck the guy's wife or not.
 
TonguedawgQue said:
1. Fucked my ex in my new girls house.
2. Had chcick that I was fuckin spend the weekend at my girl's house with me while she was out of town.
A black girlfriend of my cousin does that...when my cuz is out of town.

My cousin is the one who set her friend and I up to fuck...so she knows the sista and I are boning while she's out of town...and likes to watch her friend and I mating.
 
Leeeeeee said:
Some of you muhfuckas are just talking about freaking.
Some of you muhfuckas are nasty for real.
And some of you muhfuckas need Jesus.
You'd probably freak then...because a brother and sister I went to high school with...shared an apartment in college...and were always fucking.

She was on the pill...and even let her brother and I take turns planting sperm loads in her. We'd spend an afternoon fucking her 3 or 4 times each.

The siblings looked hot together...when they were making love.
 
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