Mangled some highschool pussies in the park

[Green Starbuck]

too bad he didnt write this back then..william zabka wouldve been perfect for the role of Borski

That's exactly who this dude reminds me of. Straight up!

 

[Riggz]

can't help but laugh at that shit

 

[blackman8]

mufukka said he puts ice on his biceps

@ "only thing missin is my strong assed self". i hate egging this ninja on but this is the craziest shit ive ever read on bgol.

Couple pussies saw me but didnt dare say shit, especially since im rockin a sleeveless shirt

Little T starts talking shit about doing 500 pull-ups, reckons he do em all day, so i tell him to man the fuck up and show us what hes got.,

I flex up n Little T grabs holda my arm, starts doing pull ups off of my bicep, girls are going wild seeing this kinda shit.

 

[Dirtylakerie]

 

[Mr.Chuckles]

Just another Tuesday for me son, counting the takings from my security company then spending a couple o hours jacking this frame the fuck up.

Driving back from the gym, got my 18 hanging out the side, letting people know who the fuck is crusing past in the Porsche when i get a call from Little T. Tells me to come by the park, crews there, couples of 10s, beer n shit is flowing, only thing missin is my strong assed self. Get there, only problem is aint no spaces in the car park so i smash some bitches cheap ass civic window with a brick, take off the brake n rolled that shit outta the space into the street. Couple pussies saw me but didnt dare say shit, especially since im rockin a sleeveless shirt,

Meet up with the crew in the park. Grab myself some beer outta the cooler and put some ice on my biceps. straight away girls r all over me trying to touch me n shit, telling me im the biggest guy they've ever seen. Wanna see how strong i am so i lift one of them up n start pressing her over my head, aint even breaking a sweat, shes enjoying it, gigglin n shit. The other one starts asking how many pull ups i can do. im like "shit, i bust out 200 for fun". About now crews all jealous n shit seein them all over me. Little T starts talking shit about doing 500 pull-ups, reckons he do em all day, so i tell him to man the fuck up and show us what hes got.,

I flex up n Little T grabs holda my arm, starts doing pull ups off of my bicep, girls are going wild seeing this kinda shit. T's repping em out, done about 120 by now and hes struggling like a pussy. Im like "shit son, that all you got", girls start laughing at his weak assed attempt as he slips and falls on the ground. Im about ready to wreck Little T upside the head for being such a bitch when some football comes flyin in n hits one of the girls in the face. She starts crying n shit, her sniffling is annoying the fuck outta me when some guy starts hollering from across the park, want their football back. Im thinking "hell no, somebodys about to get their shit mangled"

About now guy starts talking shit cause i still got his ball so i launch it like a polish missile 200 yards right into that bitches face. Even from here i see blood n shit go flying. Caved his fucking face in. His friends see him hit the ground n come running over. Straight away i smash one guy upside the head with a full beer can. He went down like a bitch, probably brain damaged or sum shit cause he starts droolin n shaking. Crews going to work on the other guys, pussies aint putting up a fight, dont even have to try, knocking em out all over ther fucking place. I pick one guy up and throw him 20ft into some bushes, heard some loud snap, musta broke his neck cause he didnt come out.

Mangled those pussys the fuck up, left about a dozen guys on that field. Like some kinda warzone. Everyday shit to me though son.

Fuck it i'm starting to like these damn stories

 

[vertigo]

Gottdamn! Tell us the rest of your story too! how they kidnapped your girl and you used the Hotuko no ken technique and made their heads explode,,,

Clearly you are the baddest motherfucker on the planet. Please don't hunt me down and do that hundred fist shit on me for laughing at you.

 

[YoungBlackMan]

Who is this dude?

 

[Willyum]

Funny, keep em comming.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

lets see him face off against slade the assassin

 

[Makkonnen]

lets see him face off against slade the assassin

that would greatly amuse Makkonnen

 

[Kingblackman]

7 posts and this dude is comedic gold!!!!!!!!

 

[daking181]

Is this shithead trying to impress us here? It is this stupid ass mentality that keeps the Black male stereo-type going you dumb ass. We don't want to hear that shit here. Go back to your ghetto jungle where you can be king of nothing.

AT YOU THINKING THIS PERSON IS BLACK

 

[ALEXZANDER THE GREAT]

a if ur gonna make some shit up then MAKE SOME SHIT UP

 

[Ni99aNamedNookie]

If u don't find this funny, there's seriously somethin wrong with u LOL @ some of these old serious azz ni99az...get a fukkin sense of humor

This is bout the funniest shyt I EVER read on line...Jacko Green (i think that's his name, from sohh) used to post some crazy shyt too....

great shyt..foreal...had a ni99a teary eyed from laughin so hard

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

man, i couldnt even make it thru all this shit. you got to be fucking kidding me. man i dont know....fuck it.

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Mangled some highschool pussies in the park
Just another Tuesday for me son, counting the takings from my security company then spending a couple o hours jacking this frame the fuck up."

 

[Dr. Truth]

Yall some dumb ass niggas if you can't see this is Billy Slowface

 

[mal the magnificient]

he needs to be a writer, at least comic books

 

[infynite]

8 million stories in the naked city.....this was the funniest!

 

[8SD8-retired_member]

When I read the title, I thought to myself, 'Is this dude really admitting to fucking high school chicks in the park???"

I came in, and look what I found....

 

[Rick Ronson]

Something you all should remember.


The more a man goes out his way to impress people.......


The more you know he is an insecure bitch ass dude.

 

[Rick Ronson]

That's exactly who this dude reminds me of. Straight up!

No!.....Biff from Back to the future.

 

[redemption]

 

[jakblak]

hahahahahahaha! funniest shit ever! "spent a couple of hours jacking this frame the fuck up " hahahahahahahaha

 

[The Plutonian]

Sound like you from a comic book

 

[KingFrosty]

Knuckles?

MY THOUGHTS

 

[jonb8ntme]

DAMN This Shit is Funny!

 

[Cock Head Jones]

All you need is a good voiceover artist, get Drayonis to do the animation and you got yaself a hit. Put that shit on youtube. Fuck around and have a hit on your hands.

William Slowhands, you've found your purpose nigga. Go take a shower and get up out big mommas basement. Get some fresh air and some inspiration. Take a notepad wit ya.

 

[qu1et menACE]

wtf....

 

[Flyboy]

You too much, man.

 

[KTD]

nigga said he bust out somebody's window with his strong ass.

 

[madgoose]

Internet posting tough guy huh? Bet you cannot hit the keys on your keyboard harder or faster than me. Anything less than 53 lbs per square inch with a repeat strike rate of 105 per minute is pathetic - try it and get back to me

 

[kmaster26]

Don't this board got a section called Stories and Shit? Oh my bad it's called Fuck Stories.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

some exclusive footage from the upcoming game Mangler:The Legend of Borski

 

[hits]

 

[KILLER]

Just another Tuesday for me son, counting the takings from my security company then spending a couple o hours jacking this frame the fuck up....(Hilarious Ducks's tale Ever!)

Dawg,You just put a smile on my face.