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Mangled some highschool pussies in the park

this has got to be the funniest shit have have read all week. this niggas a fuckin clown.The car part had me rollin.
 
Borski! get yo ass in here and tell us what you did for Black Friday! I just know somebody got they shit mangled! :lol:
 
EDIT.. Just checked the dates on this resurrected bullshit... This nigga didn't make payment so I guess we wont be seeing the likes of this fraud anymore.


Niggas and their fables have me rolling... :lol: This nigga just got his ass pounced on like a small fawn in the sights of a cougar... T minus 29 days... :dance:
 
I done read this shit like 5 times. Its like the matrix on tv, you got to watch it every time it comes across. Big Bumps
 
It never gets old no matter how many times I read this. My friends think I'm on drugs or something from laughing at this so much.
 
borski said:
Just another Tuesday for me son, counting the takings from my security company then spending a couple o hours jacking this frame the fuck up.

Driving back from the gym, got my 18 hanging out the side, letting people know who the fuck is crusing past in the Porsche when i get a call from Little T. Tells me to come by the park, crews there, couples of 10s, beer n shit is flowing, only thing missin is my strong assed self. Get there, only problem is aint no spaces in the car park so i smash some bitches cheap ass civic window with a brick, take off the brake n rolled that shit outta the space into the street. Couple pussies saw me but didnt dare say shit, especially since im rockin a sleeveless shirt,

Meet up with the crew in the park. Grab myself some beer outta the cooler and put some ice on my biceps. straight away girls r all over me trying to touch me n shit, telling me im the biggest guy they've ever seen. Wanna see how strong i am so i lift one of them up n start pressing her over my head, aint even breaking a sweat, shes enjoying it, gigglin n shit. The other one starts asking how many pull ups i can do. im like "shit, i bust out 200 for fun". About now crews all jealous n shit seein them all over me. Little T starts talking shit about doing 500 pull-ups, reckons he do em all day, so i tell him to man the fuck up and show us what hes got.,

I flex up n Little T grabs holda my arm, starts doing pull ups off of my bicep, girls are going wild seeing this kinda shit. T's repping em out, done about 120 by now and hes struggling like a pussy. Im like "shit son, that all you got", girls start laughing at his weak assed attempt as he slips and falls on the ground. Im about ready to wreck Little T upside the head for being such a bitch when some football comes flyin in n hits one of the girls in the face. She starts crying n shit, her sniffling is annoying the fuck outta me when some guy starts hollering from across the park, want their football back. Im thinking "hell no, somebodys about to get their shit mangled"

About now guy starts talking shit cause i still got his ball so i launch it like a polish missile 200 yards right into that bitches face. Even from here i see blood n shit go flying. Caved his fucking face in. His friends see him hit the ground n come running over. Straight away i smash one guy upside the head with a full beer can. He went down like a bitch, probably brain damaged or sum shit cause he starts droolin n shaking. Crews going to work on the other guys, pussies aint putting up a fight, dont even have to try, knocking em out all over ther fucking place. I pick one guy up and throw him 20ft into some bushes, heard some loud snap, musta broke his neck cause he didnt come out.

Mangled those pussys the fuck up, left about a dozen guys on that field. Like some kinda warzone. Everyday shit to me though son.
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borski said:
Just another Tuesday for me son, counting the takings from my security company then spending a couple o hours jacking this frame the fuck up.

Driving back from the gym, got my 18 hanging out the side, letting people know who the fuck is crusing past in the Porsche when i get a call from Little T. Tells me to come by the park, crews there, couples of 10s, beer n shit is flowing, only thing missin is my strong assed self. Get there, only problem is aint no spaces in the car park so i smash some bitches cheap ass civic window with a brick, take off the brake n rolled that shit outta the space into the street. Couple pussies saw me but didnt dare say shit, especially since im rockin a sleeveless shirt,

Meet up with the crew in the park. Grab myself some beer outta the cooler and put some ice on my biceps. straight away girls r all over me trying to touch me n shit, telling me im the biggest guy they've ever seen. Wanna see how strong i am so i lift one of them up n start pressing her over my head, aint even breaking a sweat, shes enjoying it, gigglin n shit. The other one starts asking how many pull ups i can do. im like "shit, i bust out 200 for fun". About now crews all jealous n shit seein them all over me. Little T starts talking shit about doing 500 pull-ups, reckons he do em all day, so i tell him to man the fuck up and show us what hes got.,

I flex up n Little T grabs holda my arm, starts doing pull ups off of my bicep, girls are going wild seeing this kinda shit. T's repping em out, done about 120 by now and hes struggling like a pussy. Im like "shit son, that all you got", girls start laughing at his weak assed attempt as he slips and falls on the ground. Im about ready to wreck Little T upside the head for being such a bitch when some football comes flyin in n hits one of the girls in the face. She starts crying n shit, her sniffling is annoying the fuck outta me when some guy starts hollering from across the park, want their football back. Im thinking "hell no, somebodys about to get their shit mangled"

About now guy starts talking shit cause i still got his ball so i launch it like a polish missile 200 yards right into that bitches face. Even from here i see blood n shit go flying. Caved his fucking face in. His friends see him hit the ground n come running over. Straight away i smash one guy upside the head with a full beer can. He went down like a bitch, probably brain damaged or sum shit cause he starts droolin n shaking. Crews going to work on the other guys, pussies aint putting up a fight, dont even have to try, knocking em out all over ther fucking place. I pick one guy up and throw him 20ft into some bushes, heard some loud snap, musta broke his neck cause he didnt come out.

Mangled those pussys the fuck up, left about a dozen guys on that field. Like some kinda warzone. Everyday shit to me though son.
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yo.. 2day i beat the shit out of 12 cops...... they had me blocked in so i got out of bently drop top and walked up to the officer in charge and smacked the shit out of him just to let him know it was real on my side of things .............. then i asked him what his fucking problem was....... he looked a little surprised ................... so i smacked him agin! that really got his attention cause as he was picking himself off of the floor 11 of his fellow fag ass officers start heading towards my direction........... you already know how i put it down!!!!!!!!!!!!!:itsawrap:
 
African Herbsman said:
you're the toughest ftp around here!
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:lol:

Driving back from the gym, got my 18 hanging out the side, letting people know who the fuck is crusing past in the Porsche when i get a call from Little T. Tells me to come by the park, crews there, couples of 10s, beer n shit is flowing, only thing missin is my strong assed self. Get there, only problem is aint no spaces in the car park so i smash some bitches cheap ass civic window with a brick, take off the brake n rolled that shit outta the space into the street. Couple pussies saw me but didnt dare say shit, especially since im rockin a sleeveless shirt,
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:roflmao: @ "my strong assed self," I started tearing up at "didnt dare say shit, especially since im rockin a sleeveless shirt"

Dude has no life and a serious Napoleon complex but it was some funny shit.
 
i cant help but read this everytime its bumped. the part about throwin the guy in the bushes and hearin his neck break just have me dyin laffin.....:lol:
 
OnSlaught said:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: OMFG...I can't breathe from the laughter.

Did this muthafucka just say he threw a football 200yrds into some dude's face and then threw another nigga 20ft into the bushes?

This dumbass bastard is trippin'!

He's like Vin Diesel, the Rock, John Cena, and those Italian niggas Ediedie Murphy talked about in Raw all rolled up into one!
Mean while dude looks more like Eddie Munster and the dude off the lucky charms cereal box with his dumb Polock ass!:lol:
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:lol::lol::lol:
Blunt said:
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Exactly...
 
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

This shit right here is a classic thread......it's up there with those Eli joints.
 
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