Mangled some highschool pussies in the park
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funny shit
i smash some bitches cheap ass civic window with a brick, take off the brake n rolled that shit outta the space into the street.
That macro has officially hurt my sides from laughing so hard. Thanks.
This FTP looks foward to "pumping iron" with his boys and then hanging out in the locker room
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A Dumb Mind On Steriod Is A Terrible Thing. Please Nigga Get A Fucking Grip.
What are ninjas coming to these days?
Dude should write for SNL or something.
He plays the role of the typical 80's movie jock.
"They knew better than to say something...because I was rocking the sleeveless shirt."
He plays the role of the typical 80's movie jock.
"They knew better than to say something...because I was rocking the sleeveless shirt."
So you didn't get no pussy huh?
too bad he didnt write this back then..william zabka wouldve been perfect for the role of Borski
mufukka said he puts ice on his biceps
it's a shame we are only going to be entertained for 30 days of this shit.
I think he should get a free membership.
That shit had me in tears.
Just another Tuesday for me son, counting the takings from my security company then spending a couple o hours jacking this frame the fuck up.
Driving back from the gym, got my 18 hanging out the side, letting people know who the fuck is crusing past in the Porsche when i get a call from Little T. Tells me to come by the park, crews there, couples of 10s, beer n shit is flowing, only thing missin is my strong assed self.
Meet up with the crew in the park. Grab myself some beer outta the cooler and put some ice on my biceps. straight away girls r all over me trying to touch me n shit, telling me im the biggest guy they've ever seen. Wanna see how strong i am so i lift one of them up n start pressing her over my head, aint even breaking a sweat, shes enjoying it, gigglin n shit. The other one starts asking how many pull ups i can do. im like "shit, i bust out 200 for fun". About now crews all jealous n shit seein them all over me. Little T starts talking shit about doing 500 pull-ups, reckons he do em all day, so i tell him to man the fuck up and show us what hes got.,
I flex up n Little T grabs holda my arm, starts doing pull ups off of my bicep, girls are going wild seeing this kinda shit. T's repping em out, done about 120 by now and hes struggling like a pussy. Im like "shit son, that all you got", girls start laughing at his weak assed attempt as he slips and falls on the ground. Im about ready to wreck Little T upside the head for being such a bitch when some football comes flyin in n hits one of the girls in the face. She starts crying n shit, her sniffling is annoying the fuck outta me when some guy starts hollering from across the park, want their football back. Im thinking "hell no, somebodys about to get their shit mangled"
About now guy starts talking shit cause i still got his ball so i launch it like a polish missile 200 yards right into that bitches face. Even from here i see blood n shit go flying. Caved his fucking face in. His friends see him hit the ground n come running over. Straight away i smash one guy upside the head with a full beer can. He went down like a bitch, probably brain damaged or sum shit cause he starts droolin n shaking. Crews going to work on the other guys, pussies aint putting up a fight, dont even have to try, knocking em out all over ther fucking place. I pick one guy up and throw him 20ft into some bushes, heard some loud snap, musta broke his neck cause he didnt come out.
Mangled those pussys the fuck up, left about a dozen guys on that field. Like some kinda warzone. Everyday shit to me though son.
unforgivable
@ "only thing missin is my strong assed self". i hate egging this ninja on but this is the craziest shit ive ever read on bgol.
Man, that SHIT was so damn funny, LOL.
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