Me and Fuser were in a session holding down Lsc, as usual, when this dude swoops thru in a jet. We think nothing of it, and get under the roof trying to shoot this asshole out of his jet then the next thing we know theres a tank coming up the ramp gunning for us.

I get popped by the tank, respawn, and by the time I get around the corner the jet has cleared Lsc. The tank, the white dots chasing the bounty on Fuser's head, TheFuser, and me; 1 swoop 2 swoop, swept. Dude crashes the jet, and I haul ass towards him, but he goes off radar, and by the time he reappears, he's damn near back to the base.

Im still gunnin' towards him, and here comes his boy, in a jet, blazin' the fuck out of me.

Fuser dipped, but I stayed long enough to shoot that bitch out of his jet. He shoots me a friend request and an invite to his crew "elite squad". I pause to look at his info
, and when I saw that ridiculous k/d ratio I had to hit the social club page. I accepted the invite to troll their crew page, and I was just disgusted by most of the members stats. This is a "toy" crew, some had 17k rhino gun kills, 4k jet kills, 4k buzzard kills, and very little "gun" kills. I cant believe they take pride in this fuckery.
