Yeah, been there. A good friend of mines fiance got a lil too tipsy one night. I was sitting at the table with my arm stretched out and my hand cuffed around the edge of the table. His fiance comes up looking on her phone wearing thin tights and rubs her pussy up against my hand and then proceeds to bounce up and down and grind against it. Felt clit and all. Caught me completely off guard. I didn't want to just up and jerk my hand away and make it more awkward. So I nonchalantly pulled back and just looked at her.
She never took her eyes off her phone.

THIS is why its better to just keep your mouth SHUT and your pants ZIPPED.

Then I found out he was also taking my damn Polo socks to.
