man I never seen that niggas girl
He once hit a bitch in the bathroom of some club tho
That’s ya boy fam
Ole Humpty Hump I got busy in a Burger King Bathroom ass ninja
Ever Had a Homeboys Wife or GF Try some slick shit?
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Ole Humpty Hump I got busy in a Burger King Bathroom ass ninja
My Dumbass... One of my closest friends wife. She showed interest and I bit, and messed around with her for a while, feelings got involved and she stopped. Then came to find out that she was involved with someone else after that! I never said nothing bc we were friends longer than me and him and I knew it wouldn't end well. She was bad, banging body and all but just a mess of a situation.
That’s because JETS likes dick
He once hit a bitch in the bathroom of some club tho
That’s ya boy fam
He needs to admit JETS hit him.Just admit you hit J.E.T.S. girl and keep it pushing.
I usually fuck then tell the homie
shut up troll.
Seen/hear about shit like this happening a lot. Not with a Wife really but with GF no doubt.
I dont think in OP case shorty was out of pocket, but yea I hear chics all the time saying they wish they would have met so and so first
Personally I been on both sides of this one. I"ll drop that story later
I dont think in OP case shorty was out of pocket, but yea I hear chics all the time saying they wish they would have met so and so first
Personally I been on both sides of this one. I"ll drop that story later
Throwback to 4 years ago when I'm in Atlanta...
Me and boy from high school met up and he brought his wife along and her girlfriend...
The whole night was cool, we drove around Edgewood and other parts of the city
Smoking, drinking just having a good time out on the town...
My boy was driving & I was in the passenger seat....
His wife was behind me, and her homegirl was sitting behind my boy...
By now it's like 2:30 - 3 am and we tried to hit Eye Candy strip club or some shit, but it was packed
The girls been steadily drinking the whole night and by now they a little saucy...acting goofy and shit...
So when me and my boy get back into the whip, I felt something brush up against my right arm...
I didn't look back, but knew it was his wife, and she lowkey kept touching my arm and shit until they dropped me off at the crib...
I chalked it up to her being tipsy and never spoke on the shit. Although she did give me weird eye contact a few times. They been together since 10th grade and I've known em both since 9th...
Any of the fam ever experience something similar?
She's 33 now and the titties are poppin
You should’ve smashed... ole Ronny romance ass ninja
Aight 2 here's my story. My homeboy in HS use to come by the crib and go in my closet and take my Polos without telling me. I had a system. Upstairs clean Polos downstairs in closet ones that were gonna get washed. I had so many dog I never knew this nigga was taking my LONG SLEEVE Polos until I kept seeing this fool at his job with all the colors they allowed employees to wear.
So one day he took my $120 special edition Polo that had polos all over it and ruined it.
Then I found out he was also taking my damn Polo socks to.
Fast forward few years later me and his old GF worked at the same place. My other homeboy came up to me and handed me a note from her. She waned to "get to know me better" I walked up to her and was like naw, you use to talk to my homeboy cant break the code type shit.
Then as she walked off thought about ALLLL the shirts he took and that one he ruined and thought about her in one of my shirts
Fool I woe dat ass out.
So one day he took my $120 special edition Polo that had polos all over it and ruined it.
Then I found out he was also taking my damn Polo socks to. Fast forward few years later me and his old GF worked at the same place. My other homeboy came up to me and handed me a note from her. She waned to "get to know me better" I walked up to her and was like naw, you use to talk to my homeboy cant break the code type shit.
Then as she walked off thought about ALLLL the shirts he took and that one he ruined and thought about her in one of my shirts
Fool I woe dat ass out.
Aight 2 here's my story. My homeboy in HS use to come by the crib and go in my closet and take my Polos without telling me. I had a system. Upstairs clean Polos downstairs in closet ones that were gonna get washed. I had so many dog I never knew this nigga was taking my LONG SLEEVE Polos until I kept seeing this fool at his job with all the colors they allowed employees to wear.
So one day he took my $120 special edition Polo that had polos all over it and ruined it.
Fast forward few years later me and his old GF worked at the same place. My other homeboy came up to me and handed me a note from her. She waned to "get to know me better" I walked up to her and was like naw, you use to talk to my homeboy cant break the code type shit.
Then as she walked off thought about ALLLL the shirts he took and that one he ruined and thought about her in one of my shirts
Fool I woe dat ass out.
OLD gf
womp womp
Im not proud of this but it happened and I have to own it. I was living in Philly at the time and was debating whether to go home for Christmas or not, My boss who was also a close friend bought me a business class round trip ticket to go home for holidays which got me home but also put more money in my pocket since I didnt have to pay for tickets. I got home and hooked up with my high school and college road dog and we hit the town looking for to c what we could get into. We went to the mall met a few females and set up to meet them later at club,we went to liquor store and got our drink on and then went to strip club to get ready and then head to the real club to try to pull some for that night. At club my boy got sick ass hell and we had to leave and I dropped him home and I went on to the club solo. At club I ran into a friend from school and his new woman. He was feelin himself cause she was bad. He is 5'8 she was close to 5'10,he was average lookin dude, she was what we call now slim thick..small breasts but wide baby making hips and ass that looked soft in that dress she had on. So me and him had a few drinks and talked to catch up and he told me how awesome she was and wholesome. They had kissed but nothing else cause she was a real Christian girl. So we all had drinks and talked and they invited me over for dinner the next day. So that next day I got a call and he asked me to pick him up cause his car was acting up. So I picked him up and we headed to her apt.We got there and had fun laughs dinner and drinks. She grabed her photo album and said lets look at pictures we have taken. So we sat on couch her on my left and him on my right I was in middle holding album in my lap. So then leaning over to go thru pics and shes turned into me with one hand on album turning page and other hand under the album grabbing my dick.I was shocked but ready. After a few she started hinting that was had to go to bed early and get up for church next morning so as we were leaving she slipped a piece of paper in my pocket,when I had a chance I looked at it and it said drop him off and come back.I dropped him off and went back and it was awesome.
She stripped butt naked then stripped me. She said lets shower so we got in shower we fucked multiple postions in shower then got in bed 69ed and had a little anal doggy then anal on her back. She let me cum in her mouth and inside her. She said she loved sex but couldnt open up to him cause he was too nice but she could tell I was a freak.After that nigh I saw her a few more times b4 I left for Philly but I avoided my boy like the plague cause I couldnt justify being around him knowing I was with his woman like that.
She stripped butt naked then stripped me. She said lets shower so we got in shower we fucked multiple postions in shower then got in bed 69ed and had a little anal doggy then anal on her back. She let me cum in her mouth and inside her. She said she loved sex but couldnt open up to him cause he was too nice but she could tell I was a freak.After that nigh I saw her a few more times b4 I left for Philly but I avoided my boy like the plague cause I couldnt justify being around him knowing I was with his woman like that.
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Yes he did . They spilt up now
Ive told of the time I stopped my boy from making a mistake and marrying her on here before.
I don't know why, but I laughed so LOUD reading this
Maybe because of who you said it to.
I don't know why, but I laughed so LOUD reading this
Maybe because of who you said it to.
Dude a straight clown sis
Unlike some under the bridge troll ass dude who added nothing to the topic:
Years ago, when I was active duty military I went to a party of mostly couples. No big deal cause base was small and most people knew each other. So this one pussy hounding dude I played ball with wife was at the party. I forgot her nationally but she was mixed , tall fine sultry mf. About 5’9 - 5’10 . Man they parties were always lit, then the liquor flowing and all kinds of shit was happening. Mf getting dug out in other rooms and all types of shit. This dudes wife somehow kept popping up where I was and another one of our boys was witness. He was like man she wanna fuck. For some reason...I just couldn’t do it. Everybody knew her husband was knocking out all kinds of Pussy too but I couldn’t go for it.
Her husband was the type of dude who thought he knew his wife but apparently not because a few months later my other home homeboy who became friends with the husband told me how he was not only fucking the living shit out of herbut they were having threesomes.
Gerald, if you still around or in the Carolinas man you got some dap . I just couldn’t do it then. Years later. I did do it to a dudes wife but she was dying of cancer, leukemia and she begged me to. And I rode her like a gamma man. Don’t judge me
Years ago, when I was active duty military I went to a party of mostly couples. No big deal cause base was small and most people knew each other. So this one pussy hounding dude I played ball with wife was at the party. I forgot her nationally but she was mixed , tall fine sultry mf. About 5’9 - 5’10 . Man they parties were always lit, then the liquor flowing and all kinds of shit was happening. Mf getting dug out in other rooms and all types of shit. This dudes wife somehow kept popping up where I was and another one of our boys was witness. He was like man she wanna fuck. For some reason...I just couldn’t do it. Everybody knew her husband was knocking out all kinds of Pussy too but I couldn’t go for it.
Her husband was the type of dude who thought he knew his wife but apparently not because a few months later my other home homeboy who became friends with the husband told me how he was not only fucking the living shit out of herbut they were having threesomes.
Gerald, if you still around or in the Carolinas man you got some dap . I just couldn’t do it then. Years later. I did do it to a dudes wife but she was dying of cancer, leukemia and she begged me to. And I rode her like a gamma man. Don’t judge me
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I don’t have time to tell the whole story. One of my boy’s girl kept flirting with the whole squad on several occasions. One dude even tried to mention it to him. Long story short, she fucked three of his friends on the night of his birthday while he was in the bedroom of her apartment passed out drunk. Altered friendships for a while.
Yeah, been there. A good friend of mines fiance got a lil too tipsy one night. I was sitting at the table with my arm stretched out and my hand cuffed around the edge of the table. His fiance comes up looking on her phone wearing thin tights and rubs her pussy up against my hand and then proceeds to bounce up and down and grind against it. Felt clit and all. Caught me completely off guard. I didn't want to just up and jerk my hand away and make it more awkward. So I nonchalantly pulled back and just looked at her. She never took her eyes off her phone.
He never found out. I moved back to Ga a year later and saw him, we talked and he told me he left her church and broke up with her and was engaged to another woman.What was funny as hell was he said paty of the reson they broke up was her lack of sex drive and she was too religious. That taught me a life lesson to always question what people present to you cause they can put on one way for you but be totally different when u not around. Of course this was 20 years ago around 1996 but this topic hit home for me.
I got a story that didnt happen to me but did happen to the road-dog I mentioned in my earlier personal story. He dated this girl off and on for probably 10 years.She was like crack to him he would break up with her but always ended up with her cause as he said best pussy I ever had. Well long story short he ended up moving to Fla with his job from Ga. I had moved back from Philly and was living in Atl by that time and gottten married and all that shit. He was still fuckin strange and on prowl all the time now in Fla but he ended up moving back to Ga. Once he was there he found out his old fuck buddy had married his BROTHER. How he dealt with that shit Ill never know but supposedly its all good now.
I kept quiet in this thread cuz I did some shameful lowlife scumbag shit but goddamn.
Does @cocobeauty count?
Count how? Leave me out of this.
Not even when you took a sniff of your hand like
I was just wondering if he smelled his hand after
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