Ever Had a Homeboys Wife or GF Try some slick shit?

Yeah, been there. A good friend of mines fiance got a lil too tipsy one night. I was sitting at the table with my arm stretched out and my hand cuffed around the edge of the table. His fiance comes up looking on her phone wearing thin tights and rubs her pussy up against my hand and then proceeds to bounce up and down and grind against it. Felt clit and all. Caught me completely off guard. I didn't want to just up and jerk my hand away and make it more awkward. So I nonchalantly pulled back and just looked at her.

She never took her eyes off her phone.

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THIS is why its better to just keep your mouth SHUT and your pants ZIPPED.
 
I don’t have time to tell the whole story. One of my boy’s girl kept flirting with the whole squad on several occasions. One dude even tried to mention it to him. Long story short, she fucked three of his friends on the night of his birthday while he was in the bedroom of her apartment passed out drunk. Altered friendships for a while.


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His bitch got tossed up
 
I've been in many situations, but my rule is I don't care the situation, I'd never mess with one of my boy's chicks or even their past chicks. Not worth it to mess up a friendship over a chick. But as in what @djpolo had happen, then fook dat, that dude ain't my boy if you stealing my shit. Rules are out the window.

But no chick is worth ruining a friendship. And I've been confronted, but just acted dumb like I didn't get it was an advance.

Best to leave it be because already you know she is a problem and a chick will quickly throw you under the bus telling him what yall did in a moment of truth or some nonsense years down the line. Or if she may be feeling guilty or scorned. Ain't worth it.

Plus if she willing to creep, chances are she and he may not last. You shouldn't be the reason they broke up.

Unless you don't care about the friendship with your boy, then it's whatever. Most of my peeps, have had friendships over 20 yrs and still talk to them this day. Will take my shirt off my back for some of them and know it's reciprocated.

Can't say the same about some females. Because women think with emotion. Men just don't typically. No diss females reading this, but it's just the way I think from years of experiences in my life and watching others...
 
Worse I ever had was that my boy's girl changed in front of me, blocking the door

REAL slow...completely naked.

And If ANYONE came in it would look like I was in the wrong even though she cornered ME cause I was ALREADY in the room.

For some reason I could tell she was disappointed I aint react at ALL

Then I realized she could EASILY flip it on ME like I was the bad guy

The ONLY way I was able to flip it?

My friend came back from the store and I immediately told him...

"You I know we family but I aint GAY you know this girl changed in front of my like she was my sister? WTF man!?! What you tell her about me?!"

He BUST out laughing telling me well I told her how you be watching soap operas and shit Mr. Sensitive...HA Ha Ha She KNOW yo aint gonna do sh*t!

I remember the look of utter SHOCK on her face as I walked away with him to watch the game.

She NEVER f*cked me after that.

But she ended up getting him locked up over some other guy jealous sh*t which she apparently liked doing.
 
I've been in many situations, but my rule is I don't care the situation, I'd never mess with one of my boy's chicks or even their past chicks. Not worth it to mess up a friendship over a chick. But as in what @djpolo had happen, then fook dat, that dude ain't my boy if you stealing my shit. Rules are out the window.

But no chick is worth ruining a friendship. And I've been confronted, but just acted dumb like I didn't get it was an advance.

Best to leave it be because already you know she is a problem and a chick will quickly throw you under the bus telling him what yall did in a moment of truth or some nonsense years down the line. Or if she may be feeling guilty or scorned. Ain't worth it.

Plus if she willing to creep, chances are she and he may not last. You shouldn't be the reason they broke up.

Unless you don't care about the friendship with your boy, then it's whatever. Most of my peeps, have had friendships over 20 yrs and still talk to them this day. Will take my shirt off my back for some of them and know it's reciprocated.

Can't say the same about some females. Because women think with emotion. Men just don't typically. No diss females reading this, but it's just the way I think from years of experiences in my life and watching others...

call me a square...

but this is my RULE too

that is why I don't think swinging, 3 ways, trains etc are EVER a good idea...

cause people ACT like they aint got no feelings...

till they do and got a gun in they hand.
 
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I've been in many situations, but my rule is I don't care the situation, I'd never mess with one of my boy's chicks or even their past chicks. Not worth it to mess up a friendship over a chick. But as in what @djpolo had happen, then fook dat, that dude ain't my boy if you stealing my shit. Rules are out the window.

But no chick is worth ruining a friendship. And I've been confronted, but just acted dumb like I didn't get it was an advance.

Best to leave it be because already you know she is a problem and a chick will quickly throw you under the bus telling him what yall did in a moment of truth or some nonsense years down the line. Or if she may be feeling guilty or scorned. Ain't worth it.

Plus if she willing to creep, chances are she and he may not last. You shouldn't be the reason they broke up.

Unless you don't care about the friendship with your boy, then it's whatever. Most of my peeps, have had friendships over 20 yrs and still talk to them this day. Will take my shirt off my back for some of them and know it's reciprocated.

Can't say the same about some females. Because women think with emotion. Men just don't typically. No diss females reading this, but it's just the way I think from years of experiences in my life and watching others...

This is a GREAT follow up thread topic.

Cause I used to think the same but I seen so much to the contrary...

ESPECIALLY this NEW generation.

Men are susceptible to body shaming now as much as women

Men deal with rejection WORSE than women on social media.

We have more (or at least more REPORTED and VIDEOTAPED) reports of domestic violence.

Hell look how EMOTIONAL dudes are on bgol now? Look how many trolls we got now looking for ATTENTION...in ANY form.
 
There have been various..reasons I try to avoid eye contact and try not to talk to them period... The 3 closets situations was when I was like 15/16 another time was early 20s... The teenage story was my boy first piece of ass use to hang around his crib a lot...long story short he left the two of us together to go get something to eat from the store and through convo she really started to like me..I was not hitting on her juss cracking jokes being myself.. She started trying to get closer and I peeped game and slid farther away..this Nig came back and she openly says to him yo I got a crush on your friend smh... She would ask about me times I wasn't around and even openly flirt with me in his presence at times..very awkward situation to say the least..never fucked.. I ever so often see her to this day and she still try to flift

Trying to shorten these stories as possible.. 1 of my friends girl use to be online at night...somehow she got my email and started regular chatting with me..she knew I was in the bizz and would ask diff things..found out certain dancers I dealt with, than told me she was bi... Than asked about how could she get a chance to have a private dance with a certain dancer... Someway somehow it ended up with her wanting to have 3some with me..she want to swallow my nut...she wanted to tuck me the first time we met blah blah... Broad would masturbate while chatting with me online, than did it when I spoke to her on the phone...it was crazy but I never completely crossed and fucked..temptation was high my God it was... Cough cough I did manage to have her give me close to a g once but that's another story...she def almost made me break my morals, especially when she tried to setup a 3 some with us and her friendbreak

Last story could be here all day with stories...1 of my friends ex has literally been offering me the puss since 2005...offering to cook , pay for dates, etc..she's been aggressively trying to lure me back to her place for over a decade..but I deny deny cause that was 1 of my boys main chicks late teens early 20s

those 3 stories have nothing to do with my best friends but each of those stories were with close friends
 
Man, without reading the thread responses yet... we all got stories bruh but... maintain the G code my guy. No matter what. It's no pussy worth fuckin up a real brotherhood.

Well maybe one or two pussies on all of Earth but you know what Im saying :lol:
 
He never found out. I moved back to Ga a year later and saw him, we talked and he told me he left her church and broke up with her and was engaged to another woman.What was funny as hell was he said paty of the reson they broke up was her lack of sex drive and she was too religious. That taught me a life lesson to always question what people present to you cause they can put on one way for you but be totally different when u not around. Of course this was 20 years ago around 1996 but this topic hit home for me.

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Im not proud of this but it happened and I have to own it. I was living in Philly at the time and was debating whether to go home for Christmas or not, My boss who was also a close friend bought me a business class round trip ticket to go home for holidays which got me home but also put more money in my pocket since I didnt have to pay for tickets. I got home and hooked up with my high school and college road dog and we hit the town looking for to c what we could get into. We went to the mall met a few females and set up to meet them later at club,we went to liquor store and got our drink on and then went to strip club to get ready and then head to the real club to try to pull some for that night. At club my boy got sick ass hell and we had to leave and I dropped him home and I went on to the club solo. At club I ran into a friend from school and his new woman. He was feelin himself cause she was bad. He is 5'8 she was close to 5'10,he was average lookin dude, she was what we call now slim thick..small breasts but wide baby making hips and ass that looked soft in that dress she had on. So me and him had a few drinks and talked to catch up and he told me how awesome she was and wholesome. They had kissed but nothing else cause she was a real Christian girl. So we all had drinks and talked and they invited me over for dinner the next day. So that next day I got a call and he asked me to pick him up cause his car was acting up. So I picked him up and we headed to her apt.We got there and had fun laughs dinner and drinks. She grabed her photo album and said lets look at pictures we have taken. So we sat on couch her on my left and him on my right I was in middle holding album in my lap. So then leaning over to go thru pics and shes turned into me with one hand on album turning page and other hand under the album grabbing my dick.I was shocked but ready. After a few she started hinting that was had to go to bed early and get up for church next morning so as we were leaving she slipped a piece of paper in my pocket,when I had a chance I looked at it and it said drop him off and come back.I dropped him off and went back and it was awesome.
She stripped butt naked then stripped me. She said lets shower so we got in shower we fucked multiple postions in shower then got in bed 69ed and had a little anal doggy then anal on her back. She let me cum in her mouth and inside her. She said she loved sex but couldnt open up to him cause he was too nice but she could tell I was a freak.After that nigh I saw her a few more times b4 I left for Philly but I avoided my boy like the plague cause I couldnt justify being around him knowing I was with his woman like that.

You ain't shit fam:lol:
 
Aight 2 here's my story. My homeboy in HS use to come by the crib and go in my closet and take my Polos without telling me. I had a system. Upstairs clean Polos downstairs in closet ones that were gonna get washed. I had so many dog I never knew this nigga was taking my LONG SLEEVE Polos until I kept seeing this fool at his job with all the colors they allowed employees to wear.

So one day he took my $120 special edition Polo that had polos all over it and ruined it. :angry: Then I found out he was also taking my damn Polo socks to.



Fast forward few years later me and his old GF worked at the same place. My other homeboy came up to me and handed me a note from her. She waned to "get to know me better" I walked up to her and was like naw, you use to talk to my homeboy cant break the code type shit.

Then as she walked off thought about ALLLL the shirts he took and that one he ruined and thought about her in one of my shirts



Fool I woe dat ass out. :lol:
best post of the year .
 
Had a situation like this. I waited till the perfect time to tell him. He confronted her, she lied, he believed her. She told him the truth years later. Never will I waste my breath again telling niggas the truth about they women, they almost always never believe it.


and half the time they wanna fight you about it, because the woman will spin it like YOU came on to HER.


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ight 2 here's my story. My homeboy in HS use to come by the crib and go in my closet and take my Polos without telling me. I had a system. Upstairs clean Polos downstairs in closet ones that were gonna get washed. I had so many dog I never knew this nigga was taking my LONG SLEEVE Polos until I kept seeing this fool at his job with all the colors they allowed employees to wear.

So one day he took my $120 special edition Polo that had polos all over it and ruined it. :angry: Then I found out he was also taking my damn Polo socks too.

Fast forward few years later me and his old GF worked at the same place. My other homeboy came up to me and handed me a note from her. She waned to "get to know me better" I walked up to her and was like naw, you use to talk to my homeboy cant break the code type shit.

Then as she walked off thought about ALLLL the shirts he took and that one he ruined and thought about her in one of my shirts



Man, as I was reading this, I was thinking to myself; "this brotha REALLY love some gatt damn polo". Multiple shirts and socks and shit then its like "Oh you fuck wit my polo? Oh, the LONG SLEEVE ONES? nigga what? if you had taken my Le Tigre', I wouldn't have

said shit, but you fuckin with my Polo? My special edition? Nah, nigga, your girl is getting fucked behind this shit" I'm tripping. Like damn, does anybody love polo that much? This story is real as fuck and heartfelt!

then I look over and see my mans username-


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Hopefully you the real DJ Polo (Kool G/ Juice Crew) Makes the story Sooo much better!



it's all good though bruh!!!
 
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While in the military, I would hang out with married couple from time to time. One night while at the NCO club, a friend (so I thought) ask me to dance with his wife and while on the dance floor I asked his wife from where did she get this shirt she was wearing because it was nice. I was man's shirt and she stated that I could have anything she has. Knowing full well what she was talking and I jokingly played it off by asking her for shoes because her husband and I were cool. A week later, I seen her at flag football game and she apologized for her behavior; again, I faked being clueless to what she was talking about and told her it was not necessary for her to apologize because I didn't recall the incident. A couple weeks later, I was by this honey I was trying to hookup with and she started telling me about the other women, I was messing with. Of course I denied her accusations, however, I did want to know from where she was getting her Intel. Come to find out that the same dude whose wife offer me herself on a silver platter was bad mouthing me behind my back to get next to the chick who had my interest. Now, I'm pissed because I thought he and I were cool and there was no reason for him to put my shit out there in order for him to get some ass. I feel if we're interested in same chick, "May the best man win!!!" I not going bash another man to put myself on a pedestal. Needless to say, neither one of us in the end hooked up with this chick.

However, after a month pass by and he had to leave Germany for 6 weeks on temporary duty. The exact same Friday he left, I ran into his wife at the NCO club. Now, I am in revenge mode. I asked her dance after timing it right where I knew the next song was a slow song and she did not walk away. I went all in on this Broad, kissing her on the neck and pressing her up against the dick. I knew she was done when she kissed me full mouth on the dance floor. We left the club and went to their house where I proceeded to do thing to her that one shouldn't do to farm animals. For those 6 weeks, I did every porn move that I could think off to his wife. I had this chick doing some nasty shit because I wanted to see how far she would allow me to go. And she was up for everything! Culminating in a threesome with this Korean chick who was her road dog.

I never confronted him about the other chick, however, the satisfactory smug look I would give him when he started talking shit in the shop about his conquests was "PRICELESS!!!!!"
 
Throwback to 4 years ago when I'm in Atlanta...

Me and boy from high school met up and he brought his wife along and her girlfriend...

The whole night was cool, we drove around Edgewood and other parts of the city

Smoking, drinking just having a good time out on the town...


My boy was driving & I was in the passenger seat....
His wife was behind me, and her homegirl was sitting behind my boy...

By now it's like 2:30 - 3 am and we tried to hit Eye Candy strip club or some shit, but it was packed

The girls been steadily drinking the whole night and by now they a little saucy...acting goofy and shit...

So when me and my boy get back into the whip, I felt something brush up against my right arm...
I didn't look back, but knew it was his wife, and she lowkey kept touching my arm and shit until they dropped me off at the crib...

I chalked it up to her being tipsy and never spoke on the shit. Although she did give me weird eye contact a few times. They been together since 10th grade and I've known em both since 9th...

Any of the fam ever experience something similar?


She's 33 now and the titties are poppin :eek: :lol:


Yea...... my manz from hs married his gf from hs. I was a grade ahead of him & I was 3 grades ahead of her..... we hung out & had a goos time in nyc... got home @ 7am.
She hits me up like whats up wit it??? I didnt know what to say. I felt bad for my dude. I just couldnt smash his lady. He's a super cool dude & they have 2 or 3 kids together. They have a good business.

She straight up asked me for some quality time.... i had to tell her absolutely not. That would be past low down. I couldnt see myself being that fucked up. The karma behind that is a bitch.

they from jersy.
 
I been on both sides, this is when i got got....

Way way back in the day I was introduced to this chic through a mutual friend, lets call her Yolanda. She lived across town, but back then it might as well been Egypt. My whip was unreliable as fuck. So in the beginning we only talked on the phone. Real puppy love type shit. We would stay on the phone all night and talk about how bomb it would be when we finally got to kick it. I finally meet her and she was better than I expected. Slim build brown skin, with the good hair rye. We would meet up kick it in front of her Moms house and I would pray my shit would start up when I had to leave. One reason or another we end up falling off

Fast forward a year or two and im chilling at the homies house. We bored and decide lets call some girls and see if they down to link up. We take turns burning through numbers just seeing who answer, who call back. Pizza man call, he cant get in the gate. I go let him in I come back and the homie on the phone. We got action! I smash like half the pizza by myself before he look up and was like "Here he go rye here." He pass me the phone and its Yolanda. Ohh shit! Whats up? She reply "Its good to hear from you" We chop it up for a minute and she like "Wont you give me a call when you get home." We hang up and I give him the back story. "She seem cool! Oh thats such and such people? Aww ok." Meanwhile me and Yolanda we pick back up like we never left off. A week or so later that was my Girl. Now the homie he did ask me about her a couple times but, I didnt really trip. "Yea, thats my girl." I didnt think nothing of it.

Shorty call me one Sunday telling me her Moms was leaving on Friday going to Vegas so I could stay over. Now up to that point with her it was head only so I was amped to wreck shit. Putting together playlists and shit. I wanna say like Thursday she called me back like Moms making her stay at her mean ass Aunty and she be having her on lockdown type shit. FUCK! Aigh, whatever. You know how when a chic flake on you it be like, you need to cool out for a minute? Aigh so im hot until like Friday night. I hit up the homie nothing. He hit me back early Saturday, like Ninja lets smoke. He roll through with another friend and he cant wait to tell me the news. There wasnt no mean ass Aunty. She cancelled on me and invited him over. Im in the backseat listening to the details and I swear it was smoke coming out my ears im so hot.

I'll always give the homie props for keeping it clean and putting me up on game about that one. To this day we still laugh about that shit but yea she had me out here looking crazy.
 
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