So, I had a little free time today and since so many people in this thread were calling my bluff, stating that Wobe Bryant was the top clutch player in the NBA, I started to think to myself, "Hey maybe these Wobe testicle worshippers were right and I was wrong after all "
But being that I dont have long term memory problems like most Wobe crotch cowboys (Only remembering his performance against the Cavs) I looked it up, and the results were a lot different than projected...
The following data is taking from the game play-by-plays from NBA.com and is 100% accurate. This data will reflect the lakers' games from November of the 2005-2006 season:
Team Record: 5-8
Number of close games (For this thread's purposes -
lakers had a chance to win within the final 60 seconds of
the game) : 5
The play by play will start within the final seconds of the game or "crunch time" where the lakers were either in the lead, tied, or trailing by no more than 2 possessions.
Plays made by Wobe will be in Bold .
Plays made by those D-league allstars (lakers not named Wobe) in Purple.
November Plays:
LAL @ DEN - 11/2/05
4th qt -
(0:20) [LAL 89-89] Mihm Free Throw 2 of 2 (7 PTS)
Chris Mihm hits a FT to tie the game up with 20 seconds left.
(0:20) [DEN] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:20) [DEN] Martin Substitution replaced by Boykins
(0:20) [DEN] Buckner Substitution replaced by Lenard
(0:11) [DEN] Anthony Fade Away: Missed
(0:09) [LAL] George Rebound (Off:2 Def:6)
(0:09) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:09) [DEN] Lenard Substitution replaced by Martin
(0:09) [DEN] Boykins Substitution replaced by Buckner
(0:00)[LAL] Bryant Fade Away: Missed
So I guess Mr. Clutch just wanted to intentionally miss to send the game into OT to add on to his scoring average.
(0:00) [LAL] Team Rebound
(0:00) End Period
1st OT - (with 1:09 remaining)
(1:09) [DEN 93-95] Miller Free Throw 1 of 2 (8 PTS)
(1:09) [DEN] Boykins Substitution replaced by Buckner
(1:09) [DEN 94-95] Miller Free Throw 2 of 2 (9 PTS)
Andre Miller hits 2 FTs to bring the Nuggets within 1.
(0:56) [LAL] Bryant Turnover: Lost Ball (6 TO) Steal: Camby (2 ST)
Gettin ripped by a center?
(0:52) [DEN] Camby Layup Shot: Missed Block: Bryant(2 BLK)
I guess Wobe really does play D.
(0:52) [DEN 96-95] Miller Layup Shot: Made (11 PTS)
(0:52) [DEN] Miller Rebound (Off:1 Def:5)
(0:37) [DEN] Camby Foul: Personal (6 PF)
(0:37) [DEN] Camby Substitution replaced by Najera
(0:37) [LAL 96-96] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (30 PTS)
(0:37) [LAL 97-96] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (31 PTS)
Bryant knocks down 2 FTs to give the lakers the lead.
(0:37) [DEN] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:37) [DEN] Buckner Substitution replaced by Boykins
(0:22) [LAL] Odom Foul: Shooting (4 PF)
(0:22) [DEN] Boykins Substitution replaced by Buckner
(0:22) [DEN] Martin Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
(0:22) [DEN] Team Rebound
(0:22) [DEN 97-97] Martin Free Throw 2 of 2 (14 PTS)
(0:22) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:07) [LAL] Brown Jump Hook: Missed
(0:03) [LAL] Brown Rebound (Off:3 Def:3)
(0:00) [LAL 99-97] Bryant Jump Shot: Made (33 PTS)
(0:00) [DEN] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:00) [DEN] Buckner Substitution replaced by Boykins
(0:00) [DEN] Lenard Jump Shot: Missed
(0:00) [DEN] Team Rebound
(0:00) End Period
So Bryant knocks down a jumper with less than a second on the clock to give the lakers a 2 pt victory on the road over the Nuggets. Well I gotta admit to you Wobe fanboys...You were right...Wobe Bryant is clutch! and I am a fraud.
But wait... There is more.
LAL @ PHI - 11/11/05
We join this game with 37 seconds remaining in the 4th qt.
76er plays in Red.
(0:37) [LAL 81-81] Bryant Running Jump: Made (17PTS)
Wobe makes a jumper with 37 seconds left to tie it up. Proving me wrong again.
(0:37) [PHL] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:22) [PHL][83-81] Iverson Jump Shot: Made (32 PTS) Assist: Korver(2AST)
I couldve sworn that I've heard a numerous amount of times that that little dude from the 76ers' cant carry a team down the stretch.
(0:22) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:22) [PHL] Team Timeout: Short
(0:07) [LAL] Team Timeout: Short
(0:05) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
Ouch...Wobe misses a shot that wouldve tied the game. Showing his true big game ability.
(0:04) [PHL] Webber Rebound (Off:3 Def:6)
(0:04) [LAL] Parker Foul: Loose Ball (4 PF)
(0:04) [PHL 84-81] Iverson Free Throw 1 of 2 (33PTS)
(0:04) [PHL 85-81] Iverson Free Throw 2 of 2 (34PTS)
A.I. knocks down both FTs to make it a 2 possession game with 4 seconds left.
(0:00) [LAL] Parker Jump Shot: Missed
(0:00) [PHL] Salmons Rebound (Off:1 Def:7)
(0:00) End Period
So far the lakers are 1-1 in games decided within the final 60 seconds and Wobe is shooting 1-3 FGA in hitting potential game winning shots.. 33% makes you clutch?
CHI @ LAL - 11/20/05
Chicago plays in Red.
We join this game with 1:25 remaining in the 4th qt after Tyson Chandler fouls Lamar Odom.
(1:25) [CHI] Chandler Foul: Loose Ball (3 PF)
(1:25) [LAL 93-93] Odom Free Throw 1 of 2 (6 PTS)
(1:25) [LAL] Odom Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
Lamar Odom misses the 2nd FT with a chance to put the lakers in the lead...
(1:23) [CHI] Duhon Rebound (Off:1 Def:4)
(1:01) [CHI] Duhon Jump Shot: Missed
(0:59) [LAL] Bryant Rebound (Off:1 Def:5)
(0:42) [LAL] Bynum Layup Shot: Missed Block: Chandler (2 BLK)
(0:39) [CHI] Deng Rebound (Off:0 Def:6)
Andrew Bynum taking shots down the stretch when all world , Euro League MVP - Wobe Bryant is on the court?
(0:39) [CHI] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:39) [CHI] Nocioni Substitution replaced by Sweetney
(0:24) [LAL] Bynum Foul: Shooting (1 PF)
(0:24) [CHI] Sweetney Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
(0:24) [CHI] Team Rebound
(0:24) [LAL] Bynum Substitution replaced by Mihm
(0:24) [CHI 94-93] Sweetney Free Throw 2 of 2 (20 PTS)
Michael Sweetney misses 1 of 2 FTs and the lakers have the ball, down by 1 with 24 seconds. Let's watch...
(0:14) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
Damn, I just knew he was goin to make that one.
(0:13) [CHI] Chandler Rebound (Off:7 Def:8)
(0:11) [LAL] Mihm Foul: Personal (4 PF)
(0:11) [CHI 95-93] Duhon Free Throw 1 of 2 (20 PTS)
(0:11) [CHI] Sweetney Substitution replaced by Nocioni
(0:11) [CHI 96-93] Duhon Free Throw 2 of 2 (21 PTS)
So Chris Duhon makes 2 FTs to push the Bulls lead to 3. The lakers still have a chance to tie with 11 seconds left on the clock. Im almost sure they will since BGOL lemmings say the lakers have the most clutch player in the NBA on the team.
(0:11) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:11) [LAL] Mihm Substitution replaced by George
(0:02) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
@ Wobe missing another shot on his own home court.
(0:01) [LAL] Odom Rebound (Off:3 Def:7)
(0:00) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed
(0:00) [LAL] Team Rebound
(0:00) End Period
Are you Wobe fan boys starting to see a trend here? Well I guess not since you are too busy hugging your Wobe Bryant action figure and plotting how to get his nuts in your mouth
The lakers are now 1-2 in winnable games in November and the 'most clutch player' in the NBA is now 1-5 FGA when a make puts the lakers in the lead or tie.
But wait, there's more...
NJ @ LAL - 11/27/05
Is it another chance for redemption for Wobe?
Nets plays in Blue.
4th qt -
(0:12) [NJN] Kidd Foul: Personal (3 PF)
J. Kidd fouls Wobe with 12 seconds on the clock with the lakers down by 3.
(0:12) [LAL 88-90] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (44 PTS)
(0:12) [NJN] McInnis Substitution replaced by M. Jackson
(0:12) [LAL 89-90] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (45 PTS)
(0:12) [NJN] Team Timeout: Short
(0:12) [NJN] M. Jackson Substitution replaced by McInnis
(0:12) [LAL] Walton Foul: Personal (4 PF)
(0:12) [NJN] Kidd Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
(0:12) [NJN] Team Rebound
(0:12) [NJN 91-89] Kidd Free Throw 2 of 2 (30 PTS)
J. Kidd misses a FT leaving it a 2 pt game and the lakers have the ball with 12 seconds left. I am 100% sure that the league's MDP will come through for the team.
(0:02) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed
(0:01) [LAL] Cook Rebound (Off:3 Def:1)
(0:00) [LAL 91-91] Cook Jump Shot: Made (10 PTS)
(0:00) [TBD] Instant Replay: Support Ruling
(0:00) End Period
So you BGOL experts are saying... With the lakers down by a bucket with 12 seconds left and the best player in the NBA on the team, a bum like Lamar Odom is taking the last shot? Good thing that Big-10 Phony Brian Cook bailed him out or it wouldve been another loss at home by the lakers.
1st OT -
Joining OT with 3 minutes left so let's see how Mr. Clutch does down the stretch.
(3:06) [LAL] Parker Foul: Shooting (4 PF)
(3:06) [NJN] Kidd Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
(3:06) [NJN] Team Rebound
(3:06) [NJN 96-93] Kidd Free Throw 2 of 2 (33 PTS)
(2:53) [NJN] McInnis Foul: Personal (3 PF)
(2:42) [LAL] Walton Turnaround Jump: Missed
(2:40) [NJN] Carter Rebound (Off:0 Def:5)
(2:23) [NJN 98-93] McInnis Running Jump: Made (10PTS) Assist: Kidd (12 AST)
(2:06) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
Down by 5, Wobe jacks another brick...
(2:03) [LAL] Cook Rebound (Off:4 Def:1)
(2:00) [NJN] Vaughn Foul: Personal (1 PF)
(1:49) [LAL] Cook Layup Shot: Missed
(1:49) [LAL 95-98] Cook Tip Shot: Made (14 PTS)
That Big-10 reject from Illinois makes another big play?
(1:49) [LAL] Cook Rebound (Off:5 Def:1)
(1:33) [NJN] Kidd Layup Shot: Missed
(1:32) [NJN] Robinson Rebound (Off:2 Def:1)
(1:29) [NJN 100-95] Robinson Jump Shot: Made (8 PTS)
(1:19) [LAL] Walton Foul: Offensive (5 PF)
(1:19) [LAL] Walton Turnover: Foul (2 TO)
(1:14) [NJN 102-95] Kidd Driving Layup: Made (35PTS) Assist: Robinson (AST)
(1:11) [NJN] Kidd Foul: Personal (5 PF)
(1:11) [LAL] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
Mr. Clutch missing important FTs in the 4th qt?
(1:11) [LAL] Team Rebound
(1:11) [LAL 96-102] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (46PTS)
(0:48) [NJN] McInnis Jump Shot: Missed
(0:45) [LAL] Walton Rebound (Off:3 Def:4)
(0:36) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed
(0:34) [NJN] McInnis Rebound (Off:1 Def:2)
(0:11) [NJN] Kidd Jump Shot: Missed
(0:10) [LAL] Cook Rebound (Off:5 Def:2)
(0:09) [LAL] Bryant Turnover: Traveling (5 TO)
@ the best player in the NBA getting called for traveling when the game was still within reach.
(0:00) End Period
For those of you still keeping score, the lakers are now 1-3 in games in November that were winnable for them down the stretch and your hero Wobe Bryant is now 1-5 FGA where a make puts the lakers in the lead or ties with 2 TOs
But wait...November isnt over yet...
Is the proof too much for you to handle yet?
LAL @ SAS - 11/29/05
Spurs plays in Silver.
We join this game with 2:36 left in the 4th qt...
(2:36) Timeout: Official
(2:27) [LAL 78-83] Vujacic Jump Shot: Made (9 PTS) Assist: Odom (3 AST)
(2:27) [SAN] T. Parker Foul: Shooting (1 PF)
(2:27) [SAN] Nesterovic Substitution replaced by Finley
(2:27) [LAL] Mihm Substitution replaced by Bynum
(2:27) [LAL 79-83] Vujacic Free Throw 1 of 1 (10PTS)
(2:01) [SAN] Finley Jump Shot: Missed
(1:59) [LAL] Bryant Rebound (Off:1 Def:3)
(1:51) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot:Missed Block:Ginobili (2 BLK)
@ Wobe gettin swatted by his Euro counterpart Emmanuel Ginobili
(1:48) [SAN] Finley Rebound (Off:1 Def:1)
(1:35) [LAL] Bynum Foul: Personal (3 PF)
(1:35) [SAN 84-79] Ginobili Free Throw 1 of 2 (21PTS)
(1:35) [SAN 85-79] Ginobili Free Throw 2 of 2 (22PTS)
(1:16) [LAL] Bryant Layup Shot: Missed
Mr. Clutch missing easy lay-ups down the stretch? I couldve sworn about 50 BGOL members said up in down that NOBODY in the NBA was more clutch than Wobe.
(1:15) [SAN] Finley Rebound (Off:1 Def:2)
(1:15) [LAL] Odom Foul: Personal (3 PF)
(1:15) [SAN 86-79] Finley Free Throw 1 of 2 (11 PTS)
(1:15) [SAN 87-79] Finley Free Throw 2 of 2 (12 PTS)
Thanks to Wobe, the lead is growing larger and larger...
(1:15) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(1:15) [LAL] McKie Substitution replaced by Walton
(1:15) [LAL] Bynum Substitution replaced by Mihm
(1:06) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
Ok...Im starting to laugh now...
(1:04) [LAL] Vujacic Rebound (Off:2 Def:1)
(1:00) [LAL 82-87] Odom Jump Shot: Made (25 PTS) Assist: Vujacic (3 AST)
What is that bum doing taking Wobe's shine hitting big buckets when they count?
(0:46) [LAL] Vujacic Foul: Personal (2 PF)
(0:46) [SAN] Ginobili Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
(0:46) [SAN] Team Rebound
(0:46) [SAN] Ginobili Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
Wobe's counterpart Emmanuel Ginobili misses 2 FTs... failing to make it a 3 possession game with 46 seconds left.
(0:45) [LAL] Walton Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
(0:39) [SAN] Bowen Foul: Personal (4 PF)
(0:25) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
Maybe that was Old Phoenix Sun's C Mark Bryant taking those shots.
(0:23) [LAL] Odom Rebound (Off:8 Def:7)
(0:23) [LAL 84-87] Odom Layup Shot: Made (27 PTS)
Lamar bails Wobe and the team out by making it a 1 possession game with 23 ticks left.
(0:15) [LAL] Mihm Foul: Personal (1 PF)
(0:15) [SAN 88-84] Duncan Free Throw 1 of 2 (14 PTS)
(0:15) [SAN 89-84] Duncan Free Throw 2 of 2 (15 PTS)
TD makes 2 FTs to make it a 2 possession game again. 15 seconds left, lakers' ball...All world Wobe on the team...This game cant be over yet...
(0:15) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:07) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
Whats that sounds? Oh, just a bunch of hearts breaking from the BGOL Wobe fanboys seeing how much of a fraud their hero is.
(0:04) [LAL] Odom Rebound (Off:9 Def:7)
(0:03) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed
(0:02) [SAN] Duncan Rebound (Off:0 Def:9)
(0:02) [LAL] Mihm Foul: Personal (2 PF)
(0:02) [SAN] Duncan Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
(0:02) [SAN] Team Rebound
(0:02) [SAN 90-84] Duncan Free Throw 2 of 2 (16 PTS)
(0:00) End Period
So, we will now recap what has happened here:
The lakers finish the month of November with a 1-4 record in games that were winnable for them ( 0-2 at home and 1-2 on the road ).
The 'most clutch player' in the NBA goes a whopping 1-6 FGA down the stretch where a make would have given the lakers' the lead or would have tied the game with 3 TOs. And a mind boggling 2-12 FGA total down the stretch.
Since both of those only equal out to a 16.7 % FGA Im guessing that since Wobe is the 'most clutch' player in the NBA...anyone shooting about 16.7% FGA or better down the stretch should go to the hall of fame (Using the local BGOL resident basketball scholar thinking )
@ you idiots that think Wobe is clutch.
The proof is right there yet Im sure you imbeciles will still be in denial.
*Ding Ding Ding*
"Turn out the lights....The party's over" *In "Slick" from the old WWF's voice.
xfactor - 1
BGOL basketball dimwits and Wobe groupies - 0
But being that I dont have long term memory problems like most Wobe crotch cowboys (Only remembering his performance against the Cavs) I looked it up, and the results were a lot different than projected...
The following data is taking from the game play-by-plays from NBA.com and is 100% accurate. This data will reflect the lakers' games from November of the 2005-2006 season:
Team Record: 5-8
Number of close games (For this thread's purposes -
lakers had a chance to win within the final 60 seconds of
the game) : 5
The play by play will start within the final seconds of the game or "crunch time" where the lakers were either in the lead, tied, or trailing by no more than 2 possessions.
Plays made by Wobe will be in Bold .
Plays made by those D-league allstars (lakers not named Wobe) in Purple.
November Plays:
LAL @ DEN - 11/2/05
4th qt -
(0:20) [LAL 89-89] Mihm Free Throw 2 of 2 (7 PTS)
Chris Mihm hits a FT to tie the game up with 20 seconds left.
(0:20) [DEN] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:20) [DEN] Martin Substitution replaced by Boykins
(0:20) [DEN] Buckner Substitution replaced by Lenard
(0:11) [DEN] Anthony Fade Away: Missed
(0:09) [LAL] George Rebound (Off:2 Def:6)
(0:09) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:09) [DEN] Lenard Substitution replaced by Martin
(0:09) [DEN] Boykins Substitution replaced by Buckner
(0:00)[LAL] Bryant Fade Away: Missed
So I guess Mr. Clutch just wanted to intentionally miss to send the game into OT to add on to his scoring average.
(0:00) [LAL] Team Rebound
(0:00) End Period
1st OT - (with 1:09 remaining)
(1:09) [DEN 93-95] Miller Free Throw 1 of 2 (8 PTS)
(1:09) [DEN] Boykins Substitution replaced by Buckner
(1:09) [DEN 94-95] Miller Free Throw 2 of 2 (9 PTS)
Andre Miller hits 2 FTs to bring the Nuggets within 1.
(0:56) [LAL] Bryant Turnover: Lost Ball (6 TO) Steal: Camby (2 ST)
Gettin ripped by a center?
(0:52) [DEN] Camby Layup Shot: Missed Block: Bryant(2 BLK)
I guess Wobe really does play D.
(0:52) [DEN 96-95] Miller Layup Shot: Made (11 PTS)
(0:52) [DEN] Miller Rebound (Off:1 Def:5)
(0:37) [DEN] Camby Foul: Personal (6 PF)
(0:37) [DEN] Camby Substitution replaced by Najera
(0:37) [LAL 96-96] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (30 PTS)
(0:37) [LAL 97-96] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (31 PTS)
Bryant knocks down 2 FTs to give the lakers the lead.
(0:37) [DEN] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:37) [DEN] Buckner Substitution replaced by Boykins
(0:22) [LAL] Odom Foul: Shooting (4 PF)
(0:22) [DEN] Boykins Substitution replaced by Buckner
(0:22) [DEN] Martin Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
(0:22) [DEN] Team Rebound
(0:22) [DEN 97-97] Martin Free Throw 2 of 2 (14 PTS)
(0:22) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:07) [LAL] Brown Jump Hook: Missed
(0:03) [LAL] Brown Rebound (Off:3 Def:3)
(0:00) [LAL 99-97] Bryant Jump Shot: Made (33 PTS)
(0:00) [DEN] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:00) [DEN] Buckner Substitution replaced by Boykins
(0:00) [DEN] Lenard Jump Shot: Missed
(0:00) [DEN] Team Rebound
(0:00) End Period
So Bryant knocks down a jumper with less than a second on the clock to give the lakers a 2 pt victory on the road over the Nuggets. Well I gotta admit to you Wobe fanboys...You were right...Wobe Bryant is clutch! and I am a fraud.
But wait... There is more.
LAL @ PHI - 11/11/05
We join this game with 37 seconds remaining in the 4th qt.
76er plays in Red.
(0:37) [LAL 81-81] Bryant Running Jump: Made (17PTS)
Wobe makes a jumper with 37 seconds left to tie it up. Proving me wrong again.
(0:37) [PHL] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:22) [PHL][83-81] Iverson Jump Shot: Made (32 PTS) Assist: Korver(2AST)
I couldve sworn that I've heard a numerous amount of times that that little dude from the 76ers' cant carry a team down the stretch.
(0:22) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:22) [PHL] Team Timeout: Short
(0:07) [LAL] Team Timeout: Short
(0:05) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
Ouch...Wobe misses a shot that wouldve tied the game. Showing his true big game ability.
(0:04) [PHL] Webber Rebound (Off:3 Def:6)
(0:04) [LAL] Parker Foul: Loose Ball (4 PF)
(0:04) [PHL 84-81] Iverson Free Throw 1 of 2 (33PTS)
(0:04) [PHL 85-81] Iverson Free Throw 2 of 2 (34PTS)
A.I. knocks down both FTs to make it a 2 possession game with 4 seconds left.
(0:00) [LAL] Parker Jump Shot: Missed
(0:00) [PHL] Salmons Rebound (Off:1 Def:7)
(0:00) End Period
So far the lakers are 1-1 in games decided within the final 60 seconds and Wobe is shooting 1-3 FGA in hitting potential game winning shots.. 33% makes you clutch?
CHI @ LAL - 11/20/05
Chicago plays in Red.
We join this game with 1:25 remaining in the 4th qt after Tyson Chandler fouls Lamar Odom.
(1:25) [CHI] Chandler Foul: Loose Ball (3 PF)
(1:25) [LAL 93-93] Odom Free Throw 1 of 2 (6 PTS)
(1:25) [LAL] Odom Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
Lamar Odom misses the 2nd FT with a chance to put the lakers in the lead...
(1:23) [CHI] Duhon Rebound (Off:1 Def:4)
(1:01) [CHI] Duhon Jump Shot: Missed
(0:59) [LAL] Bryant Rebound (Off:1 Def:5)
(0:42) [LAL] Bynum Layup Shot: Missed Block: Chandler (2 BLK)
(0:39) [CHI] Deng Rebound (Off:0 Def:6)
Andrew Bynum taking shots down the stretch when all world , Euro League MVP - Wobe Bryant is on the court?
(0:39) [CHI] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:39) [CHI] Nocioni Substitution replaced by Sweetney
(0:24) [LAL] Bynum Foul: Shooting (1 PF)
(0:24) [CHI] Sweetney Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
(0:24) [CHI] Team Rebound
(0:24) [LAL] Bynum Substitution replaced by Mihm
(0:24) [CHI 94-93] Sweetney Free Throw 2 of 2 (20 PTS)
Michael Sweetney misses 1 of 2 FTs and the lakers have the ball, down by 1 with 24 seconds. Let's watch...
(0:14) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
Damn, I just knew he was goin to make that one.
(0:13) [CHI] Chandler Rebound (Off:7 Def:8)
(0:11) [LAL] Mihm Foul: Personal (4 PF)
(0:11) [CHI 95-93] Duhon Free Throw 1 of 2 (20 PTS)
(0:11) [CHI] Sweetney Substitution replaced by Nocioni
(0:11) [CHI 96-93] Duhon Free Throw 2 of 2 (21 PTS)
So Chris Duhon makes 2 FTs to push the Bulls lead to 3. The lakers still have a chance to tie with 11 seconds left on the clock. Im almost sure they will since BGOL lemmings say the lakers have the most clutch player in the NBA on the team.
(0:11) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:11) [LAL] Mihm Substitution replaced by George
(0:02) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
@ Wobe missing another shot on his own home court.
(0:01) [LAL] Odom Rebound (Off:3 Def:7)
(0:00) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed
(0:00) [LAL] Team Rebound
(0:00) End Period
Are you Wobe fan boys starting to see a trend here? Well I guess not since you are too busy hugging your Wobe Bryant action figure and plotting how to get his nuts in your mouth
The lakers are now 1-2 in winnable games in November and the 'most clutch player' in the NBA is now 1-5 FGA when a make puts the lakers in the lead or tie.
But wait, there's more...
NJ @ LAL - 11/27/05
Is it another chance for redemption for Wobe?
Nets plays in Blue.
4th qt -
(0:12) [NJN] Kidd Foul: Personal (3 PF)
J. Kidd fouls Wobe with 12 seconds on the clock with the lakers down by 3.
(0:12) [LAL 88-90] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 (44 PTS)
(0:12) [NJN] McInnis Substitution replaced by M. Jackson
(0:12) [LAL 89-90] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (45 PTS)
(0:12) [NJN] Team Timeout: Short
(0:12) [NJN] M. Jackson Substitution replaced by McInnis
(0:12) [LAL] Walton Foul: Personal (4 PF)
(0:12) [NJN] Kidd Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
(0:12) [NJN] Team Rebound
(0:12) [NJN 91-89] Kidd Free Throw 2 of 2 (30 PTS)
J. Kidd misses a FT leaving it a 2 pt game and the lakers have the ball with 12 seconds left. I am 100% sure that the league's MDP will come through for the team.
(0:02) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed
(0:01) [LAL] Cook Rebound (Off:3 Def:1)
(0:00) [LAL 91-91] Cook Jump Shot: Made (10 PTS)
(0:00) [TBD] Instant Replay: Support Ruling
(0:00) End Period
So you BGOL experts are saying... With the lakers down by a bucket with 12 seconds left and the best player in the NBA on the team, a bum like Lamar Odom is taking the last shot? Good thing that Big-10 Phony Brian Cook bailed him out or it wouldve been another loss at home by the lakers.
1st OT -
Joining OT with 3 minutes left so let's see how Mr. Clutch does down the stretch.
(3:06) [LAL] Parker Foul: Shooting (4 PF)
(3:06) [NJN] Kidd Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
(3:06) [NJN] Team Rebound
(3:06) [NJN 96-93] Kidd Free Throw 2 of 2 (33 PTS)
(2:53) [NJN] McInnis Foul: Personal (3 PF)
(2:42) [LAL] Walton Turnaround Jump: Missed
(2:40) [NJN] Carter Rebound (Off:0 Def:5)
(2:23) [NJN 98-93] McInnis Running Jump: Made (10PTS) Assist: Kidd (12 AST)
(2:06) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
Down by 5, Wobe jacks another brick...
(2:03) [LAL] Cook Rebound (Off:4 Def:1)
(2:00) [NJN] Vaughn Foul: Personal (1 PF)
(1:49) [LAL] Cook Layup Shot: Missed
(1:49) [LAL 95-98] Cook Tip Shot: Made (14 PTS)
That Big-10 reject from Illinois makes another big play?
(1:49) [LAL] Cook Rebound (Off:5 Def:1)
(1:33) [NJN] Kidd Layup Shot: Missed
(1:32) [NJN] Robinson Rebound (Off:2 Def:1)
(1:29) [NJN 100-95] Robinson Jump Shot: Made (8 PTS)
(1:19) [LAL] Walton Foul: Offensive (5 PF)
(1:19) [LAL] Walton Turnover: Foul (2 TO)
(1:14) [NJN 102-95] Kidd Driving Layup: Made (35PTS) Assist: Robinson (AST)
(1:11) [NJN] Kidd Foul: Personal (5 PF)
(1:11) [LAL] Bryant Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
Mr. Clutch missing important FTs in the 4th qt?
(1:11) [LAL] Team Rebound
(1:11) [LAL 96-102] Bryant Free Throw 2 of 2 (46PTS)
(0:48) [NJN] McInnis Jump Shot: Missed
(0:45) [LAL] Walton Rebound (Off:3 Def:4)
(0:36) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed
(0:34) [NJN] McInnis Rebound (Off:1 Def:2)
(0:11) [NJN] Kidd Jump Shot: Missed
(0:10) [LAL] Cook Rebound (Off:5 Def:2)
(0:09) [LAL] Bryant Turnover: Traveling (5 TO)
@ the best player in the NBA getting called for traveling when the game was still within reach.
(0:00) End Period
For those of you still keeping score, the lakers are now 1-3 in games in November that were winnable for them down the stretch and your hero Wobe Bryant is now 1-5 FGA where a make puts the lakers in the lead or ties with 2 TOs
But wait...November isnt over yet...
Is the proof too much for you to handle yet?
LAL @ SAS - 11/29/05
Spurs plays in Silver.
We join this game with 2:36 left in the 4th qt...
(2:36) Timeout: Official
(2:27) [LAL 78-83] Vujacic Jump Shot: Made (9 PTS) Assist: Odom (3 AST)
(2:27) [SAN] T. Parker Foul: Shooting (1 PF)
(2:27) [SAN] Nesterovic Substitution replaced by Finley
(2:27) [LAL] Mihm Substitution replaced by Bynum
(2:27) [LAL 79-83] Vujacic Free Throw 1 of 1 (10PTS)
(2:01) [SAN] Finley Jump Shot: Missed
(1:59) [LAL] Bryant Rebound (Off:1 Def:3)
(1:51) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot:Missed Block:Ginobili (2 BLK)
@ Wobe gettin swatted by his Euro counterpart Emmanuel Ginobili
(1:48) [SAN] Finley Rebound (Off:1 Def:1)
(1:35) [LAL] Bynum Foul: Personal (3 PF)
(1:35) [SAN 84-79] Ginobili Free Throw 1 of 2 (21PTS)
(1:35) [SAN 85-79] Ginobili Free Throw 2 of 2 (22PTS)
(1:16) [LAL] Bryant Layup Shot: Missed
Mr. Clutch missing easy lay-ups down the stretch? I couldve sworn about 50 BGOL members said up in down that NOBODY in the NBA was more clutch than Wobe.
(1:15) [SAN] Finley Rebound (Off:1 Def:2)
(1:15) [LAL] Odom Foul: Personal (3 PF)
(1:15) [SAN 86-79] Finley Free Throw 1 of 2 (11 PTS)
(1:15) [SAN 87-79] Finley Free Throw 2 of 2 (12 PTS)
Thanks to Wobe, the lead is growing larger and larger...
(1:15) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(1:15) [LAL] McKie Substitution replaced by Walton
(1:15) [LAL] Bynum Substitution replaced by Mihm
(1:06) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
Ok...Im starting to laugh now...
(1:04) [LAL] Vujacic Rebound (Off:2 Def:1)
(1:00) [LAL 82-87] Odom Jump Shot: Made (25 PTS) Assist: Vujacic (3 AST)
What is that bum doing taking Wobe's shine hitting big buckets when they count?
(0:46) [LAL] Vujacic Foul: Personal (2 PF)
(0:46) [SAN] Ginobili Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
(0:46) [SAN] Team Rebound
(0:46) [SAN] Ginobili Free Throw 2 of 2 missed
Wobe's counterpart Emmanuel Ginobili misses 2 FTs... failing to make it a 3 possession game with 46 seconds left.
(0:45) [LAL] Walton Rebound (Off:0 Def:2)
(0:39) [SAN] Bowen Foul: Personal (4 PF)
(0:25) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
Maybe that was Old Phoenix Sun's C Mark Bryant taking those shots.
(0:23) [LAL] Odom Rebound (Off:8 Def:7)
(0:23) [LAL 84-87] Odom Layup Shot: Made (27 PTS)
Lamar bails Wobe and the team out by making it a 1 possession game with 23 ticks left.
(0:15) [LAL] Mihm Foul: Personal (1 PF)
(0:15) [SAN 88-84] Duncan Free Throw 1 of 2 (14 PTS)
(0:15) [SAN 89-84] Duncan Free Throw 2 of 2 (15 PTS)
TD makes 2 FTs to make it a 2 possession game again. 15 seconds left, lakers' ball...All world Wobe on the team...This game cant be over yet...
(0:15) [LAL] Team Timeout: Regular
(0:07) [LAL] Bryant Jump Shot: Missed
Whats that sounds? Oh, just a bunch of hearts breaking from the BGOL Wobe fanboys seeing how much of a fraud their hero is.
(0:04) [LAL] Odom Rebound (Off:9 Def:7)
(0:03) [LAL] Odom Jump Shot: Missed
(0:02) [SAN] Duncan Rebound (Off:0 Def:9)
(0:02) [LAL] Mihm Foul: Personal (2 PF)
(0:02) [SAN] Duncan Free Throw 1 of 2 missed
(0:02) [SAN] Team Rebound
(0:02) [SAN 90-84] Duncan Free Throw 2 of 2 (16 PTS)
(0:00) End Period
So, we will now recap what has happened here:
The lakers finish the month of November with a 1-4 record in games that were winnable for them ( 0-2 at home and 1-2 on the road ).
The 'most clutch player' in the NBA goes a whopping 1-6 FGA down the stretch where a make would have given the lakers' the lead or would have tied the game with 3 TOs. And a mind boggling 2-12 FGA total down the stretch.
Since both of those only equal out to a 16.7 % FGA Im guessing that since Wobe is the 'most clutch' player in the NBA...anyone shooting about 16.7% FGA or better down the stretch should go to the hall of fame (Using the local BGOL resident basketball scholar thinking )
@ you idiots that think Wobe is clutch.
The proof is right there yet Im sure you imbeciles will still be in denial.
*Ding Ding Ding*
"Turn out the lights....The party's over" *In "Slick" from the old WWF's voice.
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