Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!
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She posted a thread on her Twitter a while back...
She with a dude for a while and the relationship kind of stalled, they weren't really happy with each other but weren't breaking up. She knew something was up so she went through his phone/computer and found he was spending hundreds on a cam site and a certain or 2 particular women.
Long story short she bought some lingerie and toys and when she saw he was in the other room online looking she made her cam debut and went to copying some of the things those women did that he liked. She said she wasn't even on for 20inutes before dude started banging on the door like aye what are you doing.
They fucked on cam that night, I think she said maybe even once more. She made $20k that night, dude wanted her to stop....but she saw $$$ and that he wasn't the one for her....
So him perving other chicks is what lit the spark for her
Iris works at "Au Jus" a new restaurant in your neighborhood. Even though she dresses conservatively you suspect she's a freak.
Well, you paid the place a visit last night and ordered some steak sandwiches, but when you got home you discovered they gave you the wrong order. You call the restaurant and explain to Iris what happened. They're about to close, but since you're close, and the delivery guys have left for the evening she promises to bring you your order.
15 minutes later she meets you downstairs in front of your building with your order, but she has one small request. Can she use your bathroom? So you bring her upstairs, she does her business and is about to leave. However, before she does she tells you how nice your place looks and you give her a brief tour.
Nevertheless, you're looking at the time and suggest that Iris take a cab home (you offered to give her a tip, but she declined it).
She was going to take the subway, but you offered to pay for the cab and she said "Ok."
You walked her downstairs, exchanged phone numbers and asked her to either call or text you when she gets home. She started laughing and said "Do you treat all your dates like this?" You had to laugh too.
So, when she got home she texted you and "Thanked you again." But, a few minutes after that Iris sent a picture she had taken in your bathroom that said...
If you had been a little more aggressive I would have spent the night with you, and we would have shared a lot more than those steak sandwiches.
Well, you paid the place a visit last night and ordered some steak sandwiches, but when you got home you discovered they gave you the wrong order. You call the restaurant and explain to Iris what happened. They're about to close, but since you're close, and the delivery guys have left for the evening she promises to bring you your order.
15 minutes later she meets you downstairs in front of your building with your order, but she has one small request. Can she use your bathroom? So you bring her upstairs, she does her business and is about to leave. However, before she does she tells you how nice your place looks and you give her a brief tour.
Nevertheless, you're looking at the time and suggest that Iris take a cab home (you offered to give her a tip, but she declined it).
She was going to take the subway, but you offered to pay for the cab and she said "Ok."
You walked her downstairs, exchanged phone numbers and asked her to either call or text you when she gets home. She started laughing and said "Do you treat all your dates like this?" You had to laugh too.
So, when she got home she texted you and "Thanked you again." But, a few minutes after that Iris sent a picture she had taken in your bathroom that said...
If you had been a little more aggressive I would have spent the night with you, and we would have shared a lot more than those steak sandwiches.
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That's crazy. She's Rich right now because of this. I mean not the way I want to get rich, but I'm also writing erotic fiction so I can't be too judgmental
Make ya money Shipmate! GO NAVY
"Quid pro quo" is usually more advantageous to the one offering the proposal, but as long as you get something out of the deal you don't mind.
Unfortunately, let's say you have been in the hospital for the last 2 weeks for observation (due to complications with your throat and stomach). You're gradually improving health wise and you seem to have developed an affinity for the hospital ice cream. The night nurse, Victoria (11 pm - 7 am) noticed this and has a proposition for you.
She'll bring you any ice cream you want (milkshakes, sundaes, etc.) each night she is on duty, as long as you are her "Overnight Plaything."
Unfortunately, let's say you have been in the hospital for the last 2 weeks for observation (due to complications with your throat and stomach). You're gradually improving health wise and you seem to have developed an affinity for the hospital ice cream. The night nurse, Victoria (11 pm - 7 am) noticed this and has a proposition for you.
She'll bring you any ice cream you want (milkshakes, sundaes, etc.) each night she is on duty, as long as you are her "Overnight Plaything."
Evelyn grew up in Chelsea (an affluent section of London), and her family has money. You work overnight and she works the evening tour (with a different agency). One of the things you like about her is she's pretty honest about male - female relationships, and will call women out on some of their BS.
So, one day you ride upstairs to the vending machines in the building to get some snacks, and she's explaining to you how most people thinks she's "prim & proper" because of her accent.
Evelyn tells you under the right circumstances she's the f*****g "Whore of Babylon."
So, one day you ride upstairs to the vending machines in the building to get some snacks, and she's explaining to you how most people thinks she's "prim & proper" because of her accent.
Evelyn tells you under the right circumstances she's the f*****g "Whore of Babylon."
Evelyn grew up in Chelsea (an affluent section of London), and her family has money. You work overnight and she works the evening tour (with a different agency). One of the things you like about her is she's pretty honest about male - female relationships, and will call women out on some of their BS.
So, one day you ride upstairs to the vending machines in the building to get some snacks, and she's explaining to you how most people thinks she's "prim & proper" because of her accent.
Evelyn tells you under the right circumstances she's the f*****g "Whore of Babylon."
Id have to that I want to get to know all the women she knows herself to be but also have a conversation about how I wouldn’t be the 1,2,3,4 or 5 man that she probably strung out and lost.
Iris works at "Au Jus" a new restaurant in your neighborhood. Even though she dresses conservatively you suspect she's a freak.
Well, you paid the place a visit last night and ordered some steak sandwiches, but when you got home you discovered they gave you the wrong order. You call the restaurant and explain to Iris what happened. They're about to close, but since you're close, and the delivery guys have left for the evening she promises to bring you your order.
15 minutes later she meets you downstairs in front of your building with your order, but she has one small request. Can she use your bathroom? So you bring her upstairs, she does her business and is about to leave. However, before she does she tells you how nice your place looks and you give her a brief tour.
Nevertheless, you're looking at the time and suggest that Iris take a cab home (you offered to give her a tip, but she declined it).
She was going to take the subway, but you offered to pay for the cab and she said "Ok."
You walked her downstairs, exchanged phone numbers and asked her to either call or text you when she gets home. She started laughing and said "Do you treat all your dates like this?" You had to laugh too.
So, when she got home she texted you and "Thanked you again." But, a few minutes after that Iris sent a picture she had taken in your bathroom that said...
If you had been a little more aggressive I would have spent the night with you, and we would have shared a lot more than those steak sandwiches.
My young self would’ve thought I missed out. My older self would’ve told her to stop playing passive aggressive games and you don’t get sex with me just because you delivered a sandwich. I’d offer to take pictures of her making several other types of faces.
Imagine going on a job interview that pays well, good benefits, opportunities for growth, ideally your dream job. However, you will be interviewed by Ms. Kristen Dilles, who has a very unorthodox approach to testing your ability to work under pressure.
About 7 minutes into the interview, Ms. Dilles will remove her top. Basically, this is her test to see if you can stay focused on the conversation you're having with her or her body.
About 7 minutes into the interview, Ms. Dilles will remove her top. Basically, this is her test to see if you can stay focused on the conversation you're having with her or her body.
You have to give your girlfriend create for being creative, and the fact that she did some acting in school. Sometimes, she'll put on a wig, and pretend to pick you up at a bar and take you back to a hotel.
What's kinda of strange is that the sex is different and she's more aggressive.
What's kinda of strange is that the sex is different and she's more aggressive.
Look Ms. Singh, that's a nice titty, but you had a Crispy Chicken sandwich, French fries, an Iced tea, and you just ordered dessert? You owe me at least $20.00.
Leanne is 6ft. tall, and probably play D1 basketball, she appears to have a nice game, but you're just out there shooting around. She notices you checking her out, and tells you, "If you can beat me, I will do anything you want, but if I win you have to do what I want." You can play one on one or horse, would you accept the challenge?
David recently confined that he has been seeing on of the girls at the job. His wife seems to be suspicious of him cheating and it doesn't help that someone keeps calling the house and hanging up when she answers.
Well, he invited me and a few of the fellas over to watch the games today, and he told us that the wife would probably be at her sister’s house.
Apparently, the wife stayed home.
Out of respect, you want to avert your eyes and look away, but, well...
Well, he invited me and a few of the fellas over to watch the games today, and he told us that the wife would probably be at her sister’s house.
Apparently, the wife stayed home.
Out of respect, you want to avert your eyes and look away, but, well...
Sabrina Nichole, a friend from work told you a few months ago that she was thinking about working as a stripper part time because she fell behind on some bills.
Since you told her that you used to "hang out" in strip clubs years ago, she wants your opinion on if she could make it on the club scene.
Since you told her that you used to "hang out" in strip clubs years ago, she wants your opinion on if she could make it on the club scene.
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Abbey Wilson is a customer service rep. with Spectrum and really hooked you up on a nice package for a lower price. She's kinda feeling your vibe and your voice and you offer to take her to lunch.
By your tone she can sense you're a "brotha" and she wants to meet you. Before the date she sends you a pic so you know what she looks like.
You planned on treating her but, she tells you if the date goes well you might see this later.
A woman that could use more closet space?
By your tone she can sense you're a "brotha" and she wants to meet you. Before the date she sends you a pic so you know what she looks like.
You planned on treating her but, she tells you if the date goes well you might see this later.
A woman that could use more closet space?
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You wanted to watch the World Cup match between France v. Morocco, but Dakota wants you to come over and keep her company while she does laundry.
You decided to attend the Office Christmas party at a downtown club named "Tao." The atmosphere is nice, good music, catered food and an open bar. However, because you work the late shift you don't seem to know a lot of the morning people.
You're standing on the sidelines watching a cluster of women dancing with each other when out of nowhere one walks over to you and asks you to dance with her.
No one knows how you're evening will end, but remember "Siempre Hay Esperanza."
You're standing on the sidelines watching a cluster of women dancing with each other when out of nowhere one walks over to you and asks you to dance with her.
No one knows how you're evening will end, but remember "Siempre Hay Esperanza."
Every now and then you have strange encounters. You're on a flight to Berlin, (Germany) which should take about 8 hours.
It's your first time and you're just hoping things go well.
Seated next to you is a young lady named Corinna, who actually looks like what you imagine a German model or actress would look like.
About an hour in, Corinna strikes up a conversation with you and she very knowledgeable and funny. She has family in Germany and has been there several times and even offers to show you around.
Since, this is an overnight flight must people are sleeping, but you up watching a movie. CorInna appears to be asleep, but somehow her hands accidentally falls into your lap. Part of you wants to move her hand away, but another part of you is excited. It seems that Corinna has other plans because the next thing you know she is, well, let's just say that she has a "grip" on the situation.
She slowly opens her eyes and tells you to meet her in the bathroom in 5 minutes.
It's your first time and you're just hoping things go well.
Seated next to you is a young lady named Corinna, who actually looks like what you imagine a German model or actress would look like.
About an hour in, Corinna strikes up a conversation with you and she very knowledgeable and funny. She has family in Germany and has been there several times and even offers to show you around.
Since, this is an overnight flight must people are sleeping, but you up watching a movie. CorInna appears to be asleep, but somehow her hands accidentally falls into your lap. Part of you wants to move her hand away, but another part of you is excited. It seems that Corinna has other plans because the next thing you know she is, well, let's just say that she has a "grip" on the situation.
She slowly opens her eyes and tells you to meet her in the bathroom in 5 minutes.
Alright, you're probably going to hell behind this, but, well...
Well, one night while you're at work your coworker Norma takes ill with a serious stomach ache among other things (probably something she ate for lunch). It's about 11pm, and she doesn't clock out until 1 am, but she really needs to go home and lay down. Since you only live about 4,5 blocks from her you suggest that you take her home in a cab (she's stubborn at first, but finally agrees).
She lIves with her sister, Vanessa who could make sure that she's ok. Now, Norma is like your "big sister," and about 12 years older than you and although Vanessa is her younger sister she's about 9 years older than you.
In addition, Vanessa is up here from Puerto Rico because she had to get away from her husband, who was a bit to free with his hands (abusive), in addition, to constantly cheating too.
That’s not to stay Vanessa is an angel either, and some might consider her a sex addict (Norma told you about her when she first moved here, but you had never met her).
So, you get Norma home safely and Vanessa makes her some gInger tea, and tells her to lay down in the bedroom and rest her stomach.
So while Vanessa is making the tea you find yourself staring at her breasts and she catches you a few times. She keeps working, but doesn't say anything. After awhile Norma is fast asleep and you're about to leave (or so you think).
As you're heading towards the door, Vanessa tells you that she saw you staring at her breasts and now you have to be punished. She pushes you down on the couch, and proceeds to pull your pants down.
You just hope Norma is a hard sleeper.
Well, one night while you're at work your coworker Norma takes ill with a serious stomach ache among other things (probably something she ate for lunch). It's about 11pm, and she doesn't clock out until 1 am, but she really needs to go home and lay down. Since you only live about 4,5 blocks from her you suggest that you take her home in a cab (she's stubborn at first, but finally agrees).
She lIves with her sister, Vanessa who could make sure that she's ok. Now, Norma is like your "big sister," and about 12 years older than you and although Vanessa is her younger sister she's about 9 years older than you.
In addition, Vanessa is up here from Puerto Rico because she had to get away from her husband, who was a bit to free with his hands (abusive), in addition, to constantly cheating too.
That’s not to stay Vanessa is an angel either, and some might consider her a sex addict (Norma told you about her when she first moved here, but you had never met her).
So, you get Norma home safely and Vanessa makes her some gInger tea, and tells her to lay down in the bedroom and rest her stomach.
So while Vanessa is making the tea you find yourself staring at her breasts and she catches you a few times. She keeps working, but doesn't say anything. After awhile Norma is fast asleep and you're about to leave (or so you think).
As you're heading towards the door, Vanessa tells you that she saw you staring at her breasts and now you have to be punished. She pushes you down on the couch, and proceeds to pull your pants down.
You just hope Norma is a hard sleeper.
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You had some time off on Monday so you decide to treat yourself to the movies. You figured you go in the early afternoon to beat the crowd and you could just chill.
So you run into Lindsay, and she just watched some show and she figured she would sneak into another. She asks you what you plan on seeing and you mention "Wakanda Forever." She hasn't seen it yet so you asks if you don't mind if she joins you?
"Why not," you reply, but she wants to get some snacks first. You're a little surprised that Lindsay approached you, but, well, it's hard to explain, but her body...
You and Lindsay enjoyed the movie, but you can't stop thinking about. ..
To be continued...
So you run into Lindsay, and she just watched some show and she figured she would sneak into another. She asks you what you plan on seeing and you mention "Wakanda Forever." She hasn't seen it yet so you asks if you don't mind if she joins you?
"Why not," you reply, but she wants to get some snacks first. You're a little surprised that Lindsay approached you, but, well, it's hard to explain, but her body...
You and Lindsay enjoyed the movie, but you can't stop thinking about. ..
To be continued...
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