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When Mila Santos first moved into your building (about 3 years ago) half the dudes in the complex was trying to "hit" it. She was always fashionable and loved to party, overall a sweet girl.
Unfortunately, during the pandemic, Mila began to put on a few pounds, but she still got her fair share of attention.
Nevertheless, today FedEx accidentally leaves a parcel by your front door for Mila Santos (I guess they confused 8D for 3D), and being a good neighbor you hold the package until the early evening for her.
When Mila comes to the door she's in a good mood, while dancing and listening to music. She invites you in and you explain that you received her package by mistake. She thanks you and wants to give you a few dollars for bringing it to her, but you decline.
As you're leaving you was hoping she would offer you something else.
And she has no idea how many times you imagined her like this.
When you were about 5 years old your parents took you down South to meet your grandparents. Your grandfather would make up these unbelievable stories that were both entertaining and funny. So one day you asked him: "Grandpa why do you make up so much stuff?"
"Well, the truth hurts son, so I try to avoid it."
Fast forward to Christmas morning and you spent the night at Keke's house (you're friends with benefits). So she gets up early makes breakfast and tells you there is something under the tree for you.
You come up front and there's Keke dancing by the tree.
You got me that Lionel train set I always wanted!
Keke cursed me out, and I just kept thinking Grandpa was right.
Last Wednesday you attended the office Christmas party and you ran into Sky. Sky is cool, and you spent some time dancing and hanging out with her for awhile. Although, you like Sky, she has a bad reputation at the job because some people say she's "loose." You don't know if it's true or maybe some guy (s) she turned down started spreading rumors.
You're ready to call it a night, and Sky sees you with your coat on and wants to know if you're leaving soon. If so, she wants to catch a cab with you since she knows you also live on the Upper East side. You leave out before she does and hail a cab first, then swing by and pick her up (you don't want more rumors to start about you and her leaving together).
Now, Sky's been drinking a bit, but, well, let's just say she's "nice." You notice this while you're in the cab so you figure let me make sure she gets home safely. When you get to her place you walk her to her door and she invites you upstairs (you go upstairs with her).
When you go inside her apartment you suggest she eat a little something to help absorb the alcohol, and you find some bagels in her kitchen (while you're looking for something for her to snack on she went to change her clothing).
Now, she comfortable, maybe a little too comfortable because she decides to flash you (you play it off like it didn't happen, but the reality is that you want to have some fun). Nevertheless, she runs to the bathroom, so you give her about 10 minutes before you go to check on her. Only problem, she's no longer in the bathroom, but in her bedroom sitting like this.
What should you do?
Your cousin Lisa wants you to meet her friend Mary. In the past you recall some of Lisa's friends as being kinda of loud and boisterous, so you're a little reluctant. Lisa tells you that Mary is a nice quiet girl, and unlike some of her friends you've met in the past.
Well, when Lisa and Mary arrive they're bundled up since it's about 7 degrees outside so the keep their coats on for a few minutes to thaw out. After awhile Mary takes off her coat and pulls the hood off.
You're pleasantly surprised, but it gets better.
Mary really likes the layout of your place, the lighting, the ambiance and was wondering if you or Lisa could take a few photos of her. Lisa suggests that you do it and that gives you an opportunity to get to know a little bit about Mary.
Trust me, Mary has at least 3 or 4 outfits, and if you're lucky you might get to see the birthday suit one.
You and Genesis go way back, and the truth is you've always wanted to "hook up" with her but she has a thing for knuckleheads. So you and her are just good friends.
So you stop by to see her before the New Year and you and her just chill. You can't remember who triggered her, but she starts asking you if she should get her breast done?
You tell that the look okay to you then she pulls up her shirt like you're on "Nip/Tuck," and you're speechless.
She feels you need a better look.