Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!

Ella, a friend in the neighborhood wants to binge watch "The Godfather of Harlem" before the new season starts (she doesn't have Starz). She invites herself over, and it's ok, since no one will be in your guest bedroom this evening.


You're in your bedroom watching football, and not bothering her since she "friend zoned" you a few years ago. Nevertheless, she periodically comes into your room asking you to watch the show with her. You tell, "maybe later" when the game is over. Needless, to say you check on her to make sure everything is ok, but when you past by the room to look in you see...




That’s ain’t no surprise

them Goodies on display and can be seen a mile away
 
if Jeanette Rivera from your other post looked like this, I’d have a problem in that building.
Ironically, I have a Dominican neighbor who lives 3 doors down from me, who actually is built like her (cute face too) We're basically on "hi & bye" terms, which is okay.

However, you might encounter some "drama" with her son, who is in his late teens or early 20s. He lives with her.
 
Ironically, I have a Dominican neighbor who lives 3 doors down from me, who actually is built like her (cute face too) We're basically on "hi & bye" terms, which is okay.

However, you might encounter some "drama" with her son, who is in his late teens or early 20s. He lives with her.

damn, hope he grows out of that or moves away sooner than later.
 
damn, hope he grows out of that or moves away sooner than later.
Me too, when he was a pre teen I used to see him actually wrestling with his mother (he would never hit her. I figure maybe he didn't want to go to school or go somewhere she wanted to go to)
Sad thing is that she rarely smiles, but when she does she looks like a totally different person.

She reminds me of this young lady (or at least in that same vein. But, she doesn't wear provocative attire).

 
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You have a good relationship with your girlfriend, but sexually she's not as wild as you would like her to be.
So you meet Amanda at a Halloween party a few weeks ago, and a few drinks later you ended up at her place.
You feel guilty about the situation, but Amanda has no inhibitions with porn star level skills.



This is her idea of foreplay.

 
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You have a good relationship with your girlfriend, but sexually she's not as wild as you would like her to be.
So you meet Amanda at a Halloween party a few weeks ago, and a few drinks later you ended up at her place.
You feel guilty about the situation, but Amanda has no inhibitions with porn star level skills.



Damn this one hits a little too close to home
 
Damn this one hits a little too close to home
Yeah, I hear you. I have a very close friend who finds himself looking at potential new women suitors (the problem is, he's married).
I could be wrong, but I get the sense that his wife doesn't seem as interested in sex as he is (the really messed up thing is that she admitted to cheating on him while they were dating).
He is one of the nicest guys I know on this planet, and because of this he feels somewhat conflicted. He really cares for his wife, but would probably enjoy having a "sidepiece" to fulfill what he might be missing at home.
 
Yeah, I hear you. I have a very close friend who finds himself looking at potential new women suitors (the problem is, he's married).
I could be wrong, but I get the sense that his wife doesn't seem as interested in sex as he is (the really messed up thing is that she admitted to cheating on him while they were dating).
He is one of the nicest guys I know on this planet, and because of this he feels somewhat conflicted. He really cares for his wife, but would probably enjoy having a "sidepiece" to fulfill what he might be missing at home.

I tell young dudes all the time

I have NEVER had more women openly flirt and proposition me...

until I got a ring on my finger.
 
Damn, you sound just like my friend!

tell him be safe.

best advice I can give?

If he LOVES his wife if he loves his family?

Be loyal.

If he REALLY is still thinking about her cheating while they were dating?

that says more about HIM then her.

He should NOT have married her.

Cheating isn't a male or female thing...its a THING

And it HURTS

but it CAN be forgiven

But if you still on some "get back" years later?

again that is a mark against t HIS character.

But he sounds like a good dude.

If he cheat he gonna feel REALLY guilty about it and if SHE finds out?

she gotta hate him on a different level cause she gonna take it like revenge.

like I said good luck to him.

but when you have some 30 year thick ass snowflake new teacher at your kids school looking at you like you super dad and some chocolate fantasy? Saying she just wants to give you head cause so she can "get it out her system" and not think about it anymore?



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tell him be safe.

best advice I can give?

If he LOVES his wife if he loves his family?

Be loyal.

If he REALLY is still thinking about her cheating while they were dating?

that says more about HIM then her.

He should NOT have married her.

Cheating isn't a male or female thing...its a THING

And it HURTS

but it CAN be forgiven

But if you still on some "get back" years later?

again that is a mark against t HIS character.

But he sounds like a good dude.

If he cheat he gonna feel REALLY guilty about it and if SHE finds out?

she gotta hate him on a different level cause she gonna take it like revenge.

like I said good luck to him.

but when you have some 30 year thick ass snowflake new teacher at your kids school looking at you like you super dad and some chocolate fantasy? Saying she just wants to give you head cause so she can "get it out her system" and not think about it anymore?



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Thanks, that was some very good advice!
The teacher situation, damn, that's a rough situation, but the "Satan be Gone!" had me cracking up!
 
I live next door to a Dominican family and they are having a Thanksgiving day gathering (family & friends). Around 9:00 PM, the door bell rings and I go to the door and see this young lady standing there.

I tell her she has the wrong apartment, but she keeps ringing and knocking at the door.
So, I open the door to try to tell her the party is next door, and she shoves me out the way and walks in (apparently, she's been drinking).

She walks into my bedroom and starts complaining (in English and Spanish) about how her husband is flirting with some woman and how she wants to beat him and the woman up.

I'm trying to calm her down then she starts getting undressed.

 
You run into Vicki at a house party and it appears she has a bit to drink (not drunk, but mellow). She the little sister of your ex- girlfriend, who you broke up with about a year ago. You suspected your ex-gal was cheating on you and Vicki confirmed it.




Nevertheless, the sun is about to come out and you ask Vicki if she wants a ride home (she has 2 friends with her, but it's okay they live along the way so you drop them off first). Vicki told you that her sister was really playing you dirty, and she felt you deserved better. She tells you that you need a "good woman" like her.



Now you have a decision to make, and this 20 year old college student, who you taught how to play basketball and used to help with her homework ain't making it easy.
 
This is Kendra Roll, an adult entertainment actress. Looking at her made me reflect on a time I was going to a stripper show at the "Marc Ballroom" (The "Marc Ballroom" was located across the street from Union Square Park near 14th Street in Manhattan).




So, I'm standing outside the club waiting for some of my friends to arrive and I look to my left, and see a very petite young lady standing near me. She could not have been much taller than 5' -5'2, with a very small frame, but fit. We made eye contact and she gave me a very warm smile and said, "Hi." I returned her greeting and a few seconds later I realized I was just greeted by...
Janet Jacme (and, yes she did have at least one bodyguard by her side).

She seemed very nice and down to earth, and it made me wonder what would you do if a Porn star wanted to "Spend the Night" with you?


In addition, if memory serves me correctly "Lady Madonna" was there that night also. She appeared in the "Best Man" (She is the short one that seduces Morris Chestnut in this video clip).

 
In the days before the "Me too" movement people could joke with the opposite sex and not be fearful of potential repercussions (within limits of course and minus vulgarity).

I remember one morning I was working with a young lady, who I guess you would identify as a white woman, but she had a swarthy complexion (very sexy),and could probably pass for belonging to numerous ethnic groups.

Well anyway, she started talking about her boyfriend (he worked at the job also), and I think the reason he came up was because she asked me what school I went to (her boyfriend went to the same school).

Now, I can't remember how this subject came up, but she started talking about sex.
Then, she mentioned something about her boyfriend, who is Jewish and she proceeds to tell me "He's Jewish, but he's hung like a Black guy."

I stayed quiet trying to process what she just said. I thinking, how many black guys have you been with? And, is this some type of subtle invitation?

 
You run into Vicki at a house party and it appears she has a bit to drink (not drunk, but mellow). She the little sister of your ex- girlfriend, who you broke up with about a year ago. You suspected your ex-gal was cheating on you and Vicki confirmed it.




Nevertheless, the sun is about to come out and you ask Vicki if she wants a ride home (she has 2 friends with her, but it's okay they live along the way so you drop them off first). Vicki told you that her sister was really playing you dirty, and she felt you deserved better. She tells you that you need a "good woman" like her.



Now you have a decision to make, and this 20 year old college student, who you taught how to play basketball and used to help with her homework ain't making it easy.

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