Jesus was gay...

[Costanza]

Jesus was 'gay:' Elton John
Fri Feb 19, 5:44 pm ET

NEW YORK (AFP) – British pop superstar Elton John stirred controversy in a magazine interview Friday when he claimed that Jesus Christ was "gay."

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems," John said in an interview posted on the website of US celebrity news magazine Parade.

"On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead," said John, who is gay.

The Catholic League, the largest US Catholic rights group, condemned the comments.

"Jesus was certainly compassionate, but to say he was 'super-intelligent' is to compare the son of God to a successful game-show contestant," league president Bill Donohue said in a statement.

"More seriously, to call Jesus a homosexual is to label him a sexual deviant. But what else would we expect from a man who previously said, 'From my point of view, I would ban religion completely'?"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100219/en_afp/uspeoplereligioneltonjohn_20100219224636

 

[Flawless]

naw he wasn't gay, after all he did travel with a hoe

 

[Costanza]

naw he wasn't gay, after all he did travel with a hoe

And 12 dudes...

 

[DreDee]

Ridiculous...

 

[Costanza]

And 12 dudes...

I think it's time for a new version of "Jesus Christ, Superstar"...

 

[FatboySimms]

And 12 dudes...

beat me to it lol

 

[Flawless]

And 12 dudes...

I take it you dont hang with male friends

 

[gene cisco]

 

[Costanza]

I take it you dont hang with male friends

Not by a ratio of 12:1...

Now we know why he called Peter his "rock"...

 

[Flawless]

Not by a ratio of 12:1...

Now we know why he called Peter his "rock"...

but if you just happen to hang with 12 of your male friends that would make you gay right?

 

[thalunatic]

Elton John better not go outside anymore after that statement

​

 

[Costanza]

^^^

If the Biblical God had any power, he and Lady Gaga would've both been struck down at the Grammy's opening performance, if not long before then.

 

[Costanza]

but if you just happen to hang with 12 of your male friends that would make you gay right?

If I just happen to hand exclusively with them, had no significant relationship with a woman outside my family (as most Jesus-followers attest), had a history of being rude and short with my mother along with an unnatural obsession with my father being one with and inside me... Yes.

 

[CeeloChamp]

jokes on him, jesus probably didnt even exist! ha!

 

[Costanza]

Ridiculous...

If you pit this argument against the conventional belief that the dude walked the Earth for 33 years with absolutely zero interest in pussy... It seems more credible that this was an undercover savior, sent from up-high but living on the down-low.

 

[THE DRIZZY]

jokes on him, jesus probably didnt even exist! ha!

_________

 

[redemption]

Whats Wrong With Saying Jesus Was Happy???

On top of it, you guys are taking it personal like ya'll knew Jesus or something

 

[brace]

If you pit this argument against the conventional belief that the dude walked the Earth for 33 years with absolutely zero interest in pussy... It seems more credible that this was an undercover savior, sent from up-high but living on the down-low.

In all fairness you would have to cut down the "conventional belief" argument from 33 years to 3 years. Everything that happened before Jesus started his Ministry is irrelevant(not in the bible).

 

[Real2DaC0re]

its fucked when people try to change the truth to if their fucked up life.

 

[HALO2]

Jesus was 'gay:' Elton John
Fri Feb 19, 5:44 pm ET

NEW YORK (AFP) – British pop superstar Elton John stirred controversy in a magazine interview Friday when he claimed that Jesus Christ was "gay."

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems," John said in an interview posted on the website of US celebrity news magazine Parade.

"On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead," said John, who is gay.

The Catholic League, the largest US Catholic rights group, condemned the comments.

"Jesus was certainly compassionate, but to say he was 'super-intelligent' is to compare the son of God to a successful game-show contestant," league president Bill Donohue said in a statement.

"More seriously, to call Jesus a homosexual is to label him a sexual deviant. But what else would we expect from a man who previously said, 'From my point of view, I would ban religion completely'?"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100219/en_afp/uspeoplereligioneltonjohn_20100219224636

You might as well just come out the closet, following Elton John with your gay ass.

 

[Duffle_Bag]

 

[CarryOn]

wasnt the dude married to mary magdalene but this book was left out of the bible to suit certain agendas?

 

[Costanza]

Whats Wrong With Saying Jesus Was Happy???

On top of it, you guys are taking it personal like ya'll knew Jesus or something

Man, these faggots love Jesus, that's why three people have rated this thread one star; they're obviously butthurt.

You've heard of Jews for Jesus, right? Well, these Christian complainers who love to get so offended at everything said about their undercover savior need to start a new group-- Butthurt for Jesus. Occasionally feuds with it's own subsidiary group, Cocksuckers for Christ.

 

[LennyNero1972]

The lord is slow to anger.

 

[Duval's King]

 

[Costanza]

wasnt the dude married to mary magdalene but this book was left out of the bible to suit certain agendas?

There was no "Bible" for it to be left out of... The Bible is just a compilation of accepted texts, as determined by the cannon decided on at the Council of Nicea.

Don't let Dan Brown fool you, though... The idea of Jesus having been married comes from a gnostic text and there's really no reason to assign anymore credibility to it than any other story about Jesus.

Jesus lovers, wanting to defend their accepted text, swear up and down that he was not married, though... He was a man and God at the same time and apparently asexual (or, more likely, on the down-low ).

 

[clayizaiken]

a ban is in order...

 

[Costanza]

^^^

Jesus would at that sight...

Clay, shouldn't you be pleased? After all, this thread proves that you have something in common with Jesus...

 

[Deuterion]

Jesus was 'gay:' Elton John
Fri Feb 19, 5:44 pm ET


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100219/en_afp/uspeoplereligioneltonjohn_20100219224636

Eventhough this is most likely a crock of shit there is more evidence to support this theory than any other bullshit the Christians trumpet.

 

[clayizaiken]

^^^

Jesus would at that sight...

Clay, shouldn't you be pleased? After all, this thread proves that you have something in common with Jesus...

only man I have something in common with is your father....

















































b/c we're both motherfuckers.

 

[Costanza]

 

[Deuterion]

This one broad I was trying to fuck told me that Jesus was her boyfriend.

 

[UltimateLurker]

Man, these faggots love Jesus, that's why three people have rated this thread one star; they're obviously butthurt.

You've heard of Jews for Jesus, right? Well, these Christian complainers who love to get so offended at everything said about their undercover savior need to start a new group-- Butthurt for Jesus. Occasionally feuds with it's own subsidiary group, Cocksuckers for Christ.

who was this "yahweh" character on bgol?

Yahweh Yahweh is offline
Superstar *

http://www.bgol.us/board/search.php?searchid=12238823

the christians will hate it, but i always thought jesus slept with mary mag.

 

[clayizaiken]

This one broad I was trying to fuck told me that Jesus was her boyfriend.

Jesus was her pussy-troll?

 

[DreDee]

Ok enough with the gay shit, I bet if we were to tally up the amount of gay threads on BGOL it would be a 50:50 ratio.

Anyway, these titties are RIGHTEOUS!