Another reason not to fuck with chimps ( PIC )

[LennyNero1972]

Dude,

They don't DRIVE. I'm not being funny. They DON'T drive . . . or sit at desks, or cook. They are LABORERS 24/7.

Think about how strong you would be IF you had adapted to a condition where EVERY gain came from an autonomous effort . . . for example cracking open different nuts and fruits with bare hands. Fool, you'd be Clubber Lang x 5 . . . or a CHIMP!

Their only source of survival is themselves(group), and self.

JG

Neither did we for thousands years.

if you walked on your arms youd be diesel too
but theyre close relatives not exact copies - their genes code for that strength- ours dont - something lost in the evolutionary process
they could probably turn that gene on or add that in a few decades if they cant do it now on the secret tip

OK I can agree with that also most of our DNA is still dormant too.

To Ronson:



To LennyNero1972:
Some animals, like racehorses, and I suspect, chimps, are physically optimized. That is, they come ready out of the box. They don't need to work out, and generally speaking, working out doesn't help them all that much. Humans are a little unique in that we can markedly change our physical abilities through exercise.

Even at our maximum strength we still can't take them on though one on one, but I agree about them being ready to go from birth.

Diet plays a huge factor.

OK true to a certain extent.

A lot of it has to do with their environment. They don't have cars or even bikes they gotta use their muscle for everything. When their born they play by climbing trees and exploring the shit around them. Soon as they can walk they're building that muscle up playing with other strong bastards and swinging on vines and shit. A regular full grown chimp would handle one of those toughman dudes, it wouldn't even be fair. Monkeys don't make good pets they all get a little crazy when they hit puberty. You can't turn off the instinct in them that wants to challenge dominance. Plus add the fact that they got through a lot of human emotions and can have bad days like us and you just waiting for a disaster.

I don't think its just not having vehicles, we didn't have those a long time either like I said before. But like people have stated they are born optimized for their environment.

 

[heineken]

lol.i need one of these!!! best one is @ 1:52

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y

assist please

 

[Freedom Of Chat]

didn't the chimp go crazy cuz she gave him zanac (sp)? either way that bitch is crazy, and i wouldnt be surprised if she was throwin that monkey the puss

 

[jblaque]

!They are no joke!
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/YFMpWm6ECgQ&hl=en[/FLASH]​

 

[Lola]

lol.i need one of these!!! best one is @ 1:52

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y

assist please

[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/8avOiTUcD4Y&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

 

[vader]

o'rly?

 

[RoadRage]

!They are no joke!
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/YFMpWm6ECgQ&hl=en[/FLASH]​

That Orangutan is a small female, imagine if they were to use this one instead!

 

[weisdaclick]

Man I was in Africa once walking down this path and there were 5 baboons sitting there blocking my way.

I heard one of them has the strength of ten men so I knew if it kicked off I would come out second best.

I put all my bling in my pocket and walked real slow up to them. Then I heard a noise in the bush, there were another 50 of them in there. I thought "Shit there is no way I can win this one".

They eyeballed me as I walked up to them and then when I was just a few feet away they slowly got up and moved aside.

I can't believe these videos where mufuckers mess with wild animals then get injured. Don't they know what wild means?

 

[vader]

!They are no joke!
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/YFMpWm6ECgQ&hl=en[/FLASH]​

That Tang pulled dude ass in the mud like he was nothing!!!!!

 

[charlie dark]

I truly feel that if I got a nice jab/straight left hand (1-2) to the chin I could put him down.

Followed by a right hook and if he didnt go down then

Then again look at that mothafuckas reach!!!

His mid section looks soft though

Negro Please........

 

[4ce of n8ur]

That Orangutan is a small female, imagine if they were to use this one instead!

wtf is that????? It looks like a baby wookie!!!!

 

[doug777]

Man I was in Africa once walking down this path and there were 5 baboons sitting there blocking my way.

I heard one of them has the strength of ten men so I knew if it kicked off I would come out second best.

I put all my bling in my pocket and walked real slow up to them. Then I heard a noise in the bush, there were another 50 of them in there. I thought "Shit there is no way I can win this one".

They eyeballed me as I walked up to them and then when I was just a few feet away they slowly got up and moved aside.

I can't believe these videos where mufuckers mess with wild animals then get injured. Don't they know what wild means?

Wait a minute, am I missing something? You criticize people for messing with wild animals; yet you come across 60 wild baboon's in your path and you continue to walk towards them?

 

[woodchuck]

I recall seeing a Sheryl Crow interview, where she was talking about her last tour singing backup for Michael Jackson. She said during the tour that Bubbles starting becoming "a man" and wasn't going for that pet shit no more. Halfway through the tour, even MJ won't go near that muhfucka uncaged. His managers told him that it was time to cut bubbles loose or pay the price.

 

[Twiceasnice45]

Man muscle or not I'd been a dodging, running, biting screaming pick-up-anything ass nigga on them muthafukas. A Sileverback yeah you supposed to lose that fight but a chimp? Man I'd have gouged his fucking eyes out and ate his fucking fingers. Mortal fucking combat man and if I did get mauled like ol boy I'd leave something for the EMT's and police to see of THOSE motherfuckers!! Man shit...it's good to pack yo shit too. Some Hydrashoks woulda made this classic. Man I'd tell them to capture those fuckers and put em in a table like that one faces of death episode where they were immobile and their heads were shaved and clamped where the people grabbed little hammers to crack open their skulls and eat their brains. Yeah, I'd want to terrorize them lil fuckers and let them know hey bitch I'm about to eat yo fucking brains!

You cannot beat a chimp the way you suggest here. A chimp will not only overpower you it can and will rip your arm off. I would in fact taze the chimp into a state of pain that would kill a human. He would soon learn to cease and desist when I am present.,

 

[Gods_Debris]

damn...biceps, forearm.....and that's yo azz

maaaaaaaaaaan no bs I was just thinkin the same thing. fuck fighting a chikp

 

[rNubb]

I seen that, didn't it show them being cannibals to, eating other monkeys.

Chimps are not monkeys. Chimps are apes. Sharks eat tuna. That doesn't make them cannibals .

 

[4ce of n8ur]

Chimps are not monkeys. Chimps are apes. Sharks eat tuna. That doesn't make them cannibals .

it's already been established in this thread that chimpanzees exhibit cannibalistic behavior.

 

[Costanza]

chimps turnin muthafuckas into mr potatohead


i hear the only nonviolent chimps are bonobos but theyre all bisexual and pedo

I had to look it up...

The Bonobo is endangered and only is found in the wild in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Along with the Common Chimpanzee, the Bonobo is the closest extant relative to humans...

Frans de Waal, one of the world's leading primatologists, states that the Bonobo often is capable of altruism, compassion, empathy, kindness, patience, and sensitivity...

Sexual intercourse plays a major role in bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution, and post-conflict reconciliation. With the exception of a pair of Cohan gorillas observed doing so, Bonobos were thought to be the only non-human apes to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex, tongue kissing, and oral sex. In scientific literature, the female-female sexual behavior often is referred to as GG rubbing,genital-genital rubbing, or "scissoring".

Sexual activity happens within the immediate family as well as outside it. Bonobos never form permanent relationships with individual partners. They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by gender or age, with the possible exception of abstaining from sexual intercourse between mothers and their adult sons; some observers believe these pairings are taboo. When Bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and allowing for peaceful feeding.

Bonobo Baby Booms...

I'm tempted to say we're getting to be a bit more like our Bonobo cousins in this "I Kissed A Girl" culture, but it's always been that way somewhere...

Bonobos are capable of passing the mirror-recognition test for self-awareness. They communicate primarily through vocal means, although the meanings of their vocalizations are not currently known. However, most humans do understand their facial expressions and some of their natural hand gestures, such as their invitation to play. Two Bonobos at the Great Ape Trust, Kanzi and Panbanisha, have been taught how to communicate using a keyboard labeled with lexigrams (geometric symbols) and they can respond to spoken sentences. Kanzi's vocabulary consists of more than 500 English words and he has comprehension of around 3,000 spoken English words. Some, such as philosopher and bioethicist Peter Singer, argue that these results qualify them for the "rights to survival and life," rights that humans theoretically accord to all persons.

On the monkeys being pedo, I wonder what the age of consent should be among monkeys... After they're given rights, we should surely establish an age of consent...

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[heavyhand]

Man I was in Africa once walking down this path and there were 5 baboons sitting there blocking my way.

I heard one of them has the strength of ten men so I knew if it kicked off I would come out second best.

I put all my bling in my pocket and walked real slow up to them. Then I heard a noise in the bush, there were another 50 of them in there. I thought "Shit there is no way I can win this one".

They eyeballed me as I walked up to them and then when I was just a few feet away they slowly got up and moved aside.

I can't believe these videos where mufuckers mess with wild animals then get injured. Don't they know what wild means?

your lucky you aint had food with you those mahfuckas will raid a camp site, I stayed at this lodge once and they used to tell us not to leave the windows open or they'll run through your entire shit

 

[Lady-Wiz]

why do ppl think keeping wild animals as a pet is cool or evey a good idea? none the less trying to raise them as children

 

[swiftandsilent]

Chimp handlers survival kit.

 

[Big Tex]

Bump

 

[Costanza]