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Another reason not to fuck with chimps ( PIC )

rNubb said:
Chimps are more like people than most people think. Wild animal does not accurately explain a few acts of violence toward some wacky white folks. They don't just attack for no reason. Just because the attackers don't tell, that doesn't mean the chimps didn't have a reason.

Notice how the caretaker was attacked by other chimps, not his chimp. The woman that was recently attacked was not the caretaker. She was an outsider. She was supposed to be an enforcer for the old creepy white woman that was living, sleeping and bathing with the Chimp.

Chimps can reason, plan, problem solve and they have better memories and have a better eye for detail than us. They are not pets. More like primitive people.
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This is so true I hope people are not skipping this post at all. In both of these attack cases the Chimps had a reason to attack...it was not random at all:

1.) The White Lady that got attacked got a new haircut therefore the Chimp didn't recognize her when she came in so he fucked her up.

2.) Homeboy was favoring one Chimp over the others and so they beat him up.

The Apes didn't lash out because they are random and unpredictable beings. The Humans were attacked because they feel as if everybody has to adapt to them at all times. The Caretaker incident was a sad accident but the Chimp was just holding down his spot which is understandable. In regards to the man he shouldn't have been teasing those Chimps like that. You are liable to get fucked up if you do that to another Human.
 
RoadRage said:
They are nothing but a bunch of muscles underneath that fur!
BTW for all them CAC that say chimps resemble blacks! This is what they look like minus all the hair!
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Afr0kan said:
damn are you serious?? :eek: why is it hairless?

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o'rly?

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dasureshot said:
Son, I watched a documentary like 2 years ago and the unpredictablility of chimps.

It was chronicalling their behavior and began to tell the story of how 4 full grown male chimps armed with sticks traveled 10 miles to where the next closest colony of chimps lived.

Here they found a male chimp who they began to maul him no reason. What I found interesting and suprising was the fact that she stated that the four chimps beat him (the chimp) with the sticks, bit and clawed him, and finally culminated into them RIPPING HIS PENIS AND TESTICALS OFF.

The woman doing the study finished this story by telling how one of these same four chimps attack her two days later and bit three of her fingers off leaving her with only her pinky and thumb.

Until this docu, when I thought chimps I thought "Bubbles" and jokes.
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sounds like some "unpredictable" off the wall humans if you ask me:hmm:
 
they rip the testicles and penis off so that you won't chase they bitches. SOP for them is to rip your shit off so if you survive you have nothing to fuck they bitches with.

I seen it on discovery channel one time when the alpha chimp had these bitches right. this one hardheaded chimp kept trying to fuck one of his broads. he'd roll right up on alpha broad when alpha wasn't around and straight stick his dick in the bitch and start pumping away real fast. when he would heard a noise he'd take off, but he'd come back, trying to get some pussy, right?

somebody snitched. alpha gathered his goons. the knucklehead chimp heard about that shit and kept it pushing into the fucking jungle. alpha and the goons followed. they caught dude in the jungle - beat the fuck out the nigga. ripped the nigga dick and balls off and left the nigga there while jumping up and down and shrieking in bloodlust.

I was like, damn. some shit like that popped off on my block like last week.
 
Deuterion said:
This is so true I hope people are not skipping this post at all. In both of these attack cases the Chimps had a reason to attack...it was not random at all:

1.) The White Lady that got attacked got a new haircut therefore the Chimp didn't recognize her when she came in so he fucked her up.

2.) Homeboy was favoring one Chimp over the others and so they beat him up.

The Apes didn't lash out because they are random and unpredictable beings. The Humans were attacked because they feel as if everybody has to adapt to them at all times. The Caretaker incident was a sad accident but the Chimp was just holding down his spot which is understandable. In regards to the man he shouldn't have been teasing those Chimps like that. You are liable to get fucked up if you do that to another Human.
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where did u see the guy was teasing the other ones or the chick was doing any of the shit you mentioned besides coming over to help out her friend?
 
4ce of n8ur said:
they rip the testicles and penis off so that you won't chase they bitches. SOP for them is to rip your shit off so if you survive you have nothing to fuck they bitches with.

I seen it on discovery channel one time when the alpha chimp had these bitches right. this one hardheaded chimp kept trying to fuck one of his broads. he'd roll right up on alpha broad when alpha wasn't around and straight stick his dick in the bitch and start pumping away real fast. when he would heard a noise he'd take off, but he'd come back, trying to get some pussy, right?

somebody snitched. alpha gathered his goons. the knucklehead chimp heard about that shit and kept it pushing into the fucking jungle. alpha and the goons followed. they caught dude in the jungle - beat the fuck out the nigga. ripped the nigga dick and balls off and left the nigga there while jumping up and down and shrieking in bloodlust.

I was like, damn. some shit like that popped off on my block like last week.
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I seen that, didn't it show them being cannibals to, eating other monkeys.
 
Rick Ronson said:
Im bullshitting dog....Im not fucking with anything wild over 100lbs:lol:
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We can't fuck with any wild animals one on one...

On some G shit....

No homo: they have no weapons or protection other than that which they were born with...

We so weak, we can't even live like them.

Cooked food did that to us.

If you were to be nude, in the wild, no weapons against any wild creature they would spank you, my man.
 
gene cisco said:
I seen that, didn't it show them being cannibals to, eating other monkeys.
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Yep, I remember seeing something like that where these chimps would actually eat smaller monkeys!:smh:
On the real, I think them mofos(chimps) are more violent than fuckin' gorillas(I think gorillas don't eat as much meat as they do, they just want some bamboo or vines and they cool).
 
Makkonnen said:
where did u see the guy was teasing the other ones or the chick was doing any of the shit you mentioned besides coming over to help out her friend?
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I heard the additional details on the news. To clarify I didn't say the lady did anything wrong...she just changed her hairstyle and the chimp didn't recognize her so he attacked.
 
Deuterion said:
I heard the additional details on the news. To clarify I didn't say the lady did anything wrong...she just changed her hairstyle and the chimp didn't recognize her so he attacked.
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That is a very important detail they left out. It doesn't excuse the behavior, but it puts it in perspective.

Everything I heard about chimps says if they don't know you they can be .:angry: I was under the impression he went bat shit just because. Typical of our news only giving half the story for shock value.
 
Like I stated before chimps can only be controlled for a certain number of years. Eventually they will go berserk and attack the handlers. Chimps are at least 7 times stronger than a human. A gorilla's strength is off the charts. I'm looking at that pic of the hairless chimp and thinking if humans share chimp dna how come we have to work so hard to get muscular while chimps stay ripped naturally?:smh:
 
Deuterion said:
I heard the additional details on the news. To clarify I didn't say the lady did anything wrong...she just changed her hairstyle and the chimp didn't recognize her so he attacked.
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I heard he was nuts from lime disease.
 
LennyNero1972 said:
Like I stated before chimps can only be controlled for a certain number of years. Eventually they will go berserk and attack the handlers. Chimps are at least 7 times stronger than a human. A gorilla's strength is off the charts. I'm looking at that pic of the hairless chimp and thinking if humans share chimp dna how come we have to work so hard to get muscular while chimps stay ripped naturally?:smh:
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if you walked on your arms youd be diesel too
but theyre close relatives not exact copies - their genes code for that strength- ours dont - something lost in the evolutionary process
they could probably turn that gene on or add that in a few decades if they cant do it now on the secret tip
 
gene cisco said:
I seen that, didn't it show them being cannibals to, eating other monkeys.
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yup. them niggas would go in the jungle to start wars with other tribes/groups. like if your tribe started foraging and chilling too close to where my tribe was getting food and chillin, we'd swerve on you and shit.

they ran up on them niggas and cornered one nigga in the trees. in fact i feel like i remember it being a juvenile that they corner. straight ripped that shit to shreds and started eating it. i remember too that the way niggas knew they ranking was who the alpha male let get pieces of meat. so if you was out there and you ain't get like an ear or a piece of leg or nothing, you were the doldier nigga - like the nigga back in the day we'd send to the store for dutches.
 
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To Ronson::lol::lol::lol:



To LennyNero1972:
Some animals, like racehorses, and I suspect, chimps, are physically optimized. That is, they come ready out of the box. They don't need to work out, and generally speaking, working out doesn't help them all that much. Humans are a little unique in that we can markedly change our physical abilities through exercise.

BTW, chimps and monkeys are different species, so eating monkeys doesn't make them cannibals any more than it would make us cannibals for eating chimps.

That Pesci pic is still killing me..
 
I think Chimps rip off the testicles and run around with it when they fight each other.

Humans are more unpredictable. Look at the guy who beheaded his wife...

:lol::lol::lol:
 
kesq said:
To Ronson::lol::lol::lol:



To LennyNero1972:
Some animals, like racehorses, and I suspect, chimps, are physically optimized. That is, they come ready out of the box. They don't need to work out, and generally speaking, working out doesn't help them all that much. Humans are a little unique in that we can markedly change our physical abilities through exercise.

BTW, chimps and monkeys are different species, so eating monkeys doesn't make them cannibals any more than it would make us cannibals for eating chimps.

That Pesci pic is still killing me..
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n a comprehensive survey of cannibalism in primates in the wild, Hiraiwa-Hasegawa (1992) observed only five species in this practice: Cercopithecus ascanius (redtail monkey), Papio cynocepharus cynocephalus (baboon), Macaca fuscata (Japanese macaque), Gorilla gorilla beringei (mountain gorilla), and Pan troglodytes (common chimpanzee). In each episode observed, infants were eaten after being killed, and this custom appeared to serve a nutritional (therefore, ecological rather than social) purpose in animals who ordinarily consumed meat as a part of their diets. Chimpanzees, our closest evolutionary relatives, have the highest rates of cannibalism among non-human primates; chimpanzees also have the highest rates of predation (of red colobus monkeys) among nonhuman primates.

^ from answers.com. so to be fair, chimps are cannibals tho.
 
4ce of n8ur said:
yup. them niggas would go in the jungle to start wars with other tribes/groups. like if your tribe started foraging and chilling too close to where my tribe was getting food and chillin, we'd swerve on you and shit.

they ran up on them niggas and cornered one nigga in the trees. in fact i feel like i remember it being a juvenile that they corner. straight ripped that shit to shreds and started eating it. i remember too that the way niggas knew they ranking was who the alpha male let get pieces of meat. so if you was out there and you ain't get like an ear or a piece of leg or nothing, you were the doldier nigga - like the nigga back in the day we'd send to the store for dutches.
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You are right here is a vid I found. Never knew Chimps had Gangs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mqYM
 
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LennyNero1972 said:
Like I stated before chimps can only be controlled for a certain number of years. Eventually they will go berserk and attack the handlers. Chimps are at least 7 times stronger than a human. A gorilla's strength is off the charts. I'm looking at that pic of the hairless chimp and thinking if humans share chimp dna how come we have to work so hard to get muscular while chimps stay ripped naturally?:smh:
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Dude,

They don't DRIVE. I'm not being funny. They DON'T drive . . . or sit at desks, or cook. They are LABORERS 24/7.

Think about how strong you would be IF you had adapted to a condition where EVERY gain came from an autonomous effort . . . for example cracking open different nuts and fruits with bare hands. Fool, you'd be Clubber Lang x 5 . . . or a CHIMP!

Their only source of survival is themselves(group), and self.

JG
 
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RoadRage said:
They are nothing but a bunch of muscles underneath that fur!
BTW for all them CAC that say chimps resemble blacks! This is what they look like minus all the hair!
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Nothing but muscles on mostly a vegetarian diet! :smh: Damn that's frightening.:smh:
 
peace

SAFOOL said:
If thats the same story I read awhile back the other chimps got mad he was bringing treats to his chimp not them. Did yall peep that show Cat Dancers on HBO? Check it out but be warned there is some gayness. Big Cats are not to be messed with.
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Saw that wild assed shit & them simple mawfuckas had a feeling & knew better about the possible incestrial bloodlines of that white tiger.
That wig wearing fooled bugged me the fuck out though.
White people still feeling humanizing wild animals is a sweet game:hmm::smh::angry::lol:

peace
 
4ce of n8ur said:
n a comprehensive survey of cannibalism in primates in the wild, Hiraiwa-Hasegawa (1992) observed only five species in this practice: Cercopithecus ascanius (redtail monkey), Papio cynocepharus cynocephalus (baboon), Macaca fuscata (Japanese macaque), Gorilla gorilla beringei (mountain gorilla), and Pan troglodytes (common chimpanzee). In each episode observed, infants were eaten after being killed, and this custom appeared to serve a nutritional (therefore, ecological rather than social) purpose in animals who ordinarily consumed meat as a part of their diets. Chimpanzees, our closest evolutionary relatives, have the highest rates of cannibalism among non-human primates; chimpanzees also have the highest rates of predation (of red colobus monkeys) among nonhuman primates.

^ from answers.com. so to be fair, chimps are cannibals tho.
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Macaca ... Hmmm, now where did I hear that word before?
 
mk23666 said:
Macaca ... Hmmm, now where did I hear that word before?
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You heard it in a political controversy where Trent Lott (Republican) referred to someone or some group of a minority persuasion by that term. This is off the dome, so the details aren't clear. But you can web search it.

JG
 
John_Gault said:
You heard it in a political controversy where Trent Lott (Republican) referred to someone or some group of a minority persuasion by that term. This is off the dome, so the details aren't clear. But you can web search it.

JG
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Wasn't Trent Lott it was the Ex Gov and Senator of Va.:yes:
 

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