Another reason not to fuck with chimps ( PIC )
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That bald chimp is swoll!!!!!
I would have to get at her with something to even the odds like
Naw actually I am not trying to do battle close quarters....this may be more appropiate.....
I would have to get at her with something to even the odds like
Naw actually I am not trying to do battle close quarters....this may be more appropiate.....
Man muscle or not I'd been a dodging, running, biting screaming pick-up-anything ass nigga on them muthafukas. A Sileverback yeah you supposed to lose that fight but a chimp?
Man I'd have gouged his fucking eyes out and ate his fucking fingers. Mortal fucking combat man and if I did get mauled like ol boy I'd leave something for the EMT's and police to see of THOSE motherfuckers!! Man shit...it's good to pack yo shit too.
Some Hydrashoks woulda made this classic. Man I'd tell them to capture those fuckers and put em in a table like that one faces of death episode where they were immobile and their heads were shaved and clamped where the people grabbed little hammers to crack open their skulls and eat their brains. Yeah, I'd want to terrorize them lil fuckers and let them know hey bitch I'm about to eat yo fucking brains!
Man I'd have gouged his fucking eyes out and ate his fucking fingers. Mortal fucking combat man and if I did get mauled like ol boy I'd leave something for the EMT's and police to see of THOSE motherfuckers!! Man shit...it's good to pack yo shit too. Some Hydrashoks woulda made this classic. Man I'd tell them to capture those fuckers and put em in a table like that one faces of death episode where they were immobile and their heads were shaved and clamped where the people grabbed little hammers to crack open their skulls and eat their brains. Yeah, I'd want to terrorize them lil fuckers and let them know hey bitch I'm about to eat yo fucking brains!The problem is that when it comes time to use it, the will be like, looking for this sucka?
It ain't no fun when the Chimp has the gun.
Did you not read? His chimp didn't attack him. He went to visit his chimp at an animal sanctuary and 2 other chimps got loose and ate his ass up basically.
those cuddly chimps on tv and movies are young chimps....adult chimps are strong as hell and tempermental...
why would you want an animal in your house thats stronger and can kill you?
when will people learn?
Gully
Exactly! I would never have a pet in the house I knew I couldn't fuck up! Parrots, Parakeets, Hamsters, Goldfish is all some shit I can kill! I wouldn't even get a dog that was too big for me not to handle. Hell I remember Cujo growing up, that big mutha fucka was tearing up that car! Even Ol' Yeller was acting a nut when he got rabies!those cuddly chimps on tv and movies are young chimps....adult chimps are strong as hell and tempermental...
why would you want an animal in your house thats stronger and can kill you?
when will people learn?
Man.....They say that muthafucka tore that bitches hands off.......
Man yo ass would be a no nuts, no nose, no fingers mufucka in a wheelchair right next to that cracka on a DISCOVERY channel special called WHEN CHIMPS ATTACK.Man muscle or not I'd been a dodging, running, biting screaming pick-up-anything ass nigga on them muthafukas. A Sileverback yeah you supposed to lose that fight but a chimp?
Talkin all that shit....fuckin monkey would whoop yo fuckin ass.
i agree with you bro. we lose these battles with wild animals NOT because we don't have the abilities to win the fights. we lose with wild animals because we're not wild anymore. we're lunk ass civilized and we don't fight like we used to a thousands of years ago.Man muscle or not I'd been a dodging, running, biting screaming pick-up-anything ass nigga on them muthafukas. A Sileverback yeah you supposed to lose that fight but a chimp?
think about it, a chimp only has exactly what yOU have. he had arms, legs, feet and hands. he has a mouth, etc. he simply doesnt have a weapon you don't have.
it is just not in our nature to bite and be super agressive like that.
i'll bet a chimp could not beat mike tyson. LOL.
MA
Ahk it doesn't matter how "aggressive" you get humans simply do not have the physical elements to defeat a chimp. These things have several times the strength of a human with physical reflexes of an animal. You are gettin your ass fucked up, period.
This is what I tell muh fuckas who continue to insist that humans are naturally carnivores.
Chimps are not carnivores...but a natural carnivore would kill a chimp in a matter of seconds. Hell a cow would probably kill a dumb ass human deluded enough to think he's a carnivore and a group of pigs would eat your ass bones an all. The only thing that allows humans to kill with greater efficiency is the muscle between our ears. If animals could think and reason we'd be history.
so very sad...and so very true....
Rick Ronson
Banned
Like I stated before chimps can only be controlled for a certain number of years. Eventually they will go berserk and attack the handlers. Chimps are at least 7 times stronger than a human. A gorilla's strength is off the charts. I'm looking at that pic of the hairless chimp and thinking if humans share chimp dna how come we have to work so hard to get muscular while chimps stay ripped naturally?
Diet plays a huge factor.
so very sad...and so very true....
They've had practice killing niggas though...shoot upon sight.
thick Johnson>>>>>>>>
Sorry. Like I said, off the dome.
But you could've posted the name.
JG
George Allen
I couldn't remember it at the time either.
Come on now
they do. they need to have a better eye for detail. you in the jungle and these hating ass chimps from the south side of botswana are stalking you while you trying to pull some ants from an anthill. you better have your head on a swivel and razor sharp peripheral vision in order to see that shit - quickly decide to counterattack, bluff, or get the fuck outta dodge.
the thing about chimps in the wild is that all of them are optimized. if you were a weak chimp you'd be dead. your genes don't get passed on. the difference with humans is that most humans are functionally weak when measured on the same scale. civilization domesticates us- makes us all weak.
they've done studies and compared the memories of young chimps to young children and the chimps consistently outperformed the humans in a memory test.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7124156.stm
the reason why their memory is optimized is evolution. they find nesting grounds, hunt, forage, and mate all on memory. imagine if your phone didn't have an address book and remembering contacts was key to your survival and helped you procreate. in the future the best niggas would have crazy address books remembered in their heads - memory optimized. if your survival depended on dunking and there was no civilization, all the surviving niggas would have nate robinson and higher vertical.
evolution sharpens the blade.
the difference with humans. you wanna go hunt? assault rifle - flashlights and camouflage, gps and maps and a vehicle and bottled water and flares and shit. these chimps wanna hunt all they have is their body - and their brains. you think humans got nice and our genetic ancestors don't have at least a little of that?
the greatest human invention? books. we accumulate knowledge from generation to generation. since they don't write and keep a history - their civilization can't advance. from generation to generation is like starting from scratch - but nekkid in the wilderness.
Michael Jackson said in an interview that he had to retire Bubbles to a sanctuary, because he started getting too aggressive and dangerous as he grew older. This is normal for domesticated chimps.
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Ahk it doesn't matter how "aggressive" you get humans simply do not have the physical elements to defeat a chimp. These things have several times the strength of a human with physical reflexes of an animal. You are gettin your ass fucked up, period.
This is what I tell muh fuckas who continue to insist that humans are naturally carnivores.
True. Most people don't know that humans were a prey species before we invented tools. Even today, lions, leopards and tigers have been known to drag off villagers from their beds at night in Africa and India. Hell mountain lions have stalked and attacked poeple in the U.S. Without our tools and such, we are nothing but food to most animals.
My uncle and I were talking about this the other day and he made an interesting point. He said foriegners should have taken the hint, since Africans don't keep chimps, especially adult chimps, as pets, but they always think they know better.those cuddly chimps on tv and movies are young chimps....adult chimps are strong as hell and tempermental...
why would you want an animal in your house thats stronger and can kill you?
when will people learn?
Quiet as it is kept,the ape is not physically identical to humans.
In addition to their immense strength the mandibular structure is different in apes. Their jaw strength is incredible and the incisors are huge. A bite from an ape is potentially fatal.
This combination makes them deadly. Any one thinking that they can take on an ape hand to hand is fooling themselves.
In addition to their immense strength the mandibular structure is different in apes. Their jaw strength is incredible and the incisors are huge. A bite from an ape is potentially fatal.
This combination makes them deadly. Any one thinking that they can take on an ape hand to hand is fooling themselves.
Quiet as it is kept,the ape is not physically identical to humans.
In addition to their immense strength the mandibular structure is different in apes. Their jaw strength is incredible and the incisors are huge. A bite from an ape is potentially fatal.
This combination makes them deadly. Any one thinking that they can take on an ape hand to hand is fooling themselves.
Plus they have razor sharp nails that is known to shred chunks of flesh off of humans as easy as it is for us to peel a banana!
Chimp handlers survival kit.
Nice piece. they had those for sale at a mall I went to last week. If you bought one of these brands you get a free holster and clips. they were all sold out though...
I'm looking at that pic of the hairless chimp and thinking if humans share chimp dna how come we have to work so hard to get muscular while chimps stay ripped naturally?
A lot of it has to do with their environment. They don't have cars or even bikes they gotta use their muscle for everything. When their born they play by climbing trees and exploring the shit around them. Soon as they can walk they're building that muscle up playing with other strong bastards and swinging on vines and shit. A regular full grown chimp would handle one of those toughman dudes, it wouldn't even be fair. Monkeys don't make good pets they all get a little crazy when they hit puberty. You can't turn off the instinct in them that wants to challenge dominance. Plus add the fact that they got through a lot of human emotions and can have bad days like us and you just waiting for a disaster.
That is sooooo true. For instance, those two Chimpanzees that attacked St. David James were pissed because homeboy kept bringing gifts for only one Chimpanzee. I bet they were plotting one day like:
"If that muthafucka bring one more thing here without sharing I'ma fuck his ass up"
***In walks St. David James with a birthday cake for his Chimp***
"If that muthafucka bring one more thing here without sharing I'ma fuck his ass up"
***In walks St. David James with a birthday cake for his Chimp***
The problem is that when it comes time to use it, the will be like, looking for this sucka?
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