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Another reason not to fuck with chimps ( PIC )

RoadRage said:
They are nothing but a bunch of muscles underneath that fur!
BTW for all them CAC that say chimps resemble blacks! This is what they look like minus all the hair!
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WHITE.....:lol::lol::lol: FUCKIN CACS FUCK THEM
 
PsyenceRawk said:
Dont know why you'd want to fuck with a chimp or any type of ape for that matter... a full grown male chimp averages 220-250lbs of pure muscle and bone... and when you are THAT solid...:smh:... man think of it like this... any of the brothas here know/knew a retarded kid growin up? them niggas dont know they own strength and would really fuck your shit up if you fuck with them. chimps are like retards (no offence to anybody/one with retarded family members)... but i'm just sayin! them mutha fuckas is mad SKRONG! since we on the topic of apes... this mutha fucka here can knock your head SHMOOVE off if you fuck with it.

400-450 lbs of pure muscle and bone...
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POINT... STOP TRYING TO DOMESTICATE WILD ANIMALS!!
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Boy you got me crying over here, this shit is funny as hell:lol::lol::lol:
 
dasureshot said:
Son, I watched a documentary like 2 years ago and the unpredictablility of chimps.

It was chronicalling their behavior and began to tell the story of how 4 full grown male chimps armed with sticks traveled 10 miles to where the next closest colony of chimps lived.

Here they found a male chimp who they began to maul him no reason. What I found interesting and suprising was the fact that she stated that the four chimps beat him (the chimp) with the sticks, bit and clawed him, and finally culminated into them RIPPING HIS PENIS AND TESTICALS OFF.

The woman doing the study finished this story by telling how one of these same four chimps attack her two days later and bit three of her fingers off leaving her with only her pinky and thumb.

Until this docu, when I thought chimps I thought "Bubbles" and jokes.
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Cosign. Male chimps have a sadistic streak too. They have been known to catch monkeys, especially male monkeys. They would take a piece of wood like bamboo, split it partly down the middle, put the monkey's nuts in it and slam it shut over and over again. When they get bored doing that they would then rip the monkey apart and eat it.
 
Rick Ronson said:
When I was a kid I took my Shepard to the vet cause he got in a fight.

I was standing too close to a monkey cage and damn if that mothafucka
didn't reach through the cage and grab the back my afro.:eek:

I was like 5 or 6 ....Scared the shit out of me.

I can remember wanting to get revenge on that monkey but there were people around.:angry:
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LOL!!!!!:lol:
 
Charon said:
Cosign. Male chimps have a sadistic streak too. They have been known to catch monkeys, especially male monkeys. They would take a piece of wood like bamboo, split it partly down the middle, put the monkey's nuts in it and slam it shut over and over again. When they get bored doing that they would then rip the monkey apart and eat it.
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Damn. :smh:
 
Rick Ronson said:
I truly feel that if I got a nice jab/straight left hand (1-2) to the chin I could put him down.:yes:

Followed by a right hook and if he didnt go down then:eek:

Then again look at that mothafuckas reach!!!:eek::lol::lol:

His mid section looks soft though :yes:
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your a clown dawg! i bet you can out run a k-9 as well? believe that batman can truly bet superman too. you wouldn't last 10 secs
 
Man, my lil nephew bad as hell and i don't even handle him like that....what the hell i look like fucking with a chimp?
 
:smh: i do feel bad that this happened 2 anybody. BUT @ the same time y white people always fuckin w/wild animals? :smh: cant remember what comedian it was that said...."i aint NEVER been in the shower and turned around and saw a shark. so y would i go in HIS house (the ocean) fuckin w/HIM?".


:smh:



9X3inch said:
Unlike Nash, Davis had extensive experience with chimpanzees. He and his wife, LaDonna Davis, raised a baby chimp like a human in their suburban home for three decades. They taught their "boy" Moe to dress in plaid dinner jackets, eat with a fork and knife, drive a car, use the toilet and write his own name.

Moe, reportedly rescued from poachers in Africa in 1967, even stood as the best man at their wedding.
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:hmm: and thats the problem right there. u tryin 2 treat this mofo like a human WHEN ITS NOT HUMAN.

white people crazy. :smh:

 
Count23 said:
It wasn't his chimp, it was two other ones who escaped that fucked him up, but I see your point tho.
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If thats the same story I read awhile back the other chimps got mad he was bringing treats to his chimp not them. Did yall peep that show Cat Dancers on HBO? Check it out but be warned there is some gayness. Big Cats are not to be messed with,
 
SAFOOL said:
If thats the same story I read awhile back the other chimps got mad he was bringing treats to his chimp not them. Did yall peep that show Cat Dancers on HBO? Check it out but be warned there is some gayness. Big Cats are not to be messed with,
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Yeah. That the same dude. He was bringing treats and brought a big ass birthday cake for his chimp the day the other two chimps fucked him up. They were mad that the other chimp was eating good and they weren't.
 
dasureshot said:
Son, I watched a documentary like 2 years ago and the unpredictablility of chimps.

It was chronicalling their behavior and began to tell the story of how 4 full grown male chimps armed with sticks traveled 10 miles to where the next closest colony of chimps lived.

Here they found a male chimp who they began to maul him no reason. What I found interesting and suprising was the fact that she stated that the four chimps beat him (the chimp) with the sticks, bit and clawed him, and finally culminated into them RIPPING HIS PENIS AND TESTICALS OFF.

The woman doing the study finished this story by telling how one of these same four chimps attack her two days later and bit three of her fingers off leaving her with only her pinky and thumb.

Until this docu, when I thought chimps I thought "Bubbles" and jokes.
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Damn, maybe when humanity finally nukes itself to death, we won't be proving ourselves to be so inferior.

George Carlin said:
Aaaa... Now there's a hobby for you: fucking a corpse... Takes a special kind of guy, don't you think? But it happens, it happens, more than you might think, it happens among humans, animals don't do that, animals don't fuck their dead. A rat would do a lot of gross things but it will not fuck another dead rat. It wouldn't even occur to him, only a human being would think to fuck somebody who just died.
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I used to think that way about humans and nukes-- no other species could ever wreck such havoc. But these reports make me think much less of the monkey, I'm thinking we're just about even after all. That 1.5% of DNA gives us some small technological advantages, but we're basically monkeys who would maul you and rip off your nuts but managed to build bombs and tv sets. If monkeys could build nukes and tvs, things would operate in much the same way... They probably wouldn't have made it out of the Cold War, so we can say our 1.5% bought us another century or so, but they would have done the same thing so we're not that bad after all.

Hooray for humanity!!!
 
PsyenceRawk said:
Dont know why you'd want to fuck with a chimp or any type of ape for that matter... a full grown male chimp averages 220-250lbs of pure muscle and bone... and when you are THAT solid...:smh:... man think of it like this... any of the brothas here know/knew a retarded kid growin up? them niggas dont know they own strength and would really fuck your shit up if you fuck with them. chimps are like retards (no offence to anybody/one with retarded family members)... but i'm just sayin! them mutha fuckas is mad SKRONG! since we on the topic of apes... this mutha fucka here can knock your head SHMOOVE off if you fuck with it.

400-450 lbs of pure muscle and bone...
gorilla_silverback_zoo_dreamstime.jpg


POINT... STOP TRYING TO DOMESTICATE WILD ANIMALS!!
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This will be a fuck up confrontation:lol: Man their aint much you could do. Even 9 would not take this kat down immediately
 
tical said:
your a clown dawg! i bet you can out run a k-9 as well? believe that batman can truly bet superman too. you wouldn't last 10 secs
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If you knew how I throw these things you would not say that.:smh:

Plus I got some tricks once in trouble.......Dont doubt me nigga.

And watch your mothafuckin mouth son.

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Thats how my forearms look when I stay on my bags...they out in the back yard son.

Wait till the weather breaks.:yes:
 
Makkonnen said:
:eek:

chimps turnin muthafuckas into mr potatohead


i hear the only nonviolent chimps are bonobos but theyre all bisexual and pedo
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I had to look it up...

wiki said:
The Bonobo is endangered and only is found in the wild in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Along with the Common Chimpanzee, the Bonobo is the closest extant relative to humans...

Frans de Waal, one of the world's leading primatologists, states that the Bonobo often is capable of altruism, compassion, empathy, kindness, patience, and sensitivity...

Sexual intercourse plays a major role in bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution, and post-conflict reconciliation. With the exception of a pair of Cohan gorillas observed doing so, Bonobos were thought to be the only non-human apes to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex, tongue kissing, and oral sex. In scientific literature, the female-female sexual behavior often is referred to as GG rubbing,genital-genital rubbing, or "scissoring".

Sexual activity happens within the immediate family as well as outside it. Bonobos never form permanent relationships with individual partners. They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by gender or age, with the possible exception of abstaining from sexual intercourse between mothers and their adult sons; some observers believe these pairings are taboo. When Bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and allowing for peaceful feeding.
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Bonobo Baby Booms...

I'm tempted to say we're getting to be a bit more like our Bonobo cousins in this "I Kissed A Girl" culture, but it's always been that way somewhere...

wiki said:
Bonobos are capable of passing the mirror-recognition test for self-awareness. They communicate primarily through vocal means, although the meanings of their vocalizations are not currently known. However, most humans do understand their facial expressions and some of their natural hand gestures, such as their invitation to play. Two Bonobos at the Great Ape Trust, Kanzi and Panbanisha, have been taught how to communicate using a keyboard labeled with lexigrams (geometric symbols) and they can respond to spoken sentences. Kanzi's vocabulary consists of more than 500 English words and he has comprehension of around 3,000 spoken English words. Some, such as philosopher and bioethicist Peter Singer, argue that these results qualify them for the "rights to survival and life," rights that humans theoretically accord to all persons.
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On the monkeys being pedo, I wonder what the age of consent should be among monkeys... After they're given rights, we should surely establish an age of consent...
 
:smh: yeeah, bruh, apes, Chimpanzees in particular, can get violent as HELL! people get fooled because they look all cute and cuddlely, like teddy bear, but them mofos's about 5 times stronger than a big grown man :smh:
 
Costanza said:
I had to look it up...



Bonobo Baby Booms...

I'm tempted to say we're getting to be a bit more like our Bonobo cousins in this "I Kissed A Girl" culture, but it's always been that way somewhere...


On the monkeys being pedo, I wonder what the age of consent should be among monkeys... After they're given rights, we should surely establish an age of consent...
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:lol:

dont fuck around mousey will cut you
 
Rick Ronson said:
When I was a kid I took my Shepard to the vet cause he got in a fight.

I was standing too close to a monkey cage and damn if that mothafucka
didn't reach through the cage and grab the back my afro.:eek:

I was like 5 or 6 ....Scared the shit out of me.

I can remember wanting to get revenge on that monkey but there were people around.:angry:
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RoadRage said:
The problem is that when it comes time to use it, the will be like, looking for this sucka?
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Rebel7fo said:
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I RUN THIS MUTHAFUCKA
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Leeeeeee said:
damn...biceps, forearm.....and that's yo azz
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:lol:
 
Rick Ronson said:
If you knew how I throw these things you would not say that.:smh:

Plus I got some tricks once in trouble.......Dont doubt me nigga.

And watch your mothafuckin mouth son.

bald_monkey.jpg


Thats how my forearms look when I stay on my bags...they out in the back yard son.

Wait till the weather breaks.:yes:
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:lol: bruh, I don't think dude tryin' to clown on you, and no one's here is underestimating your abilities - bruh, you don't know, your max lifting limit that you worked out at the gym - a great ape can do that without any workin' out.
 
tajshan said:
:lol: bruh, I don't think dude tryin' to clown on you, and no one's here is underestimating your abilities - bruh, you don't know, your max lifting limit that you worked out at the gym - a great ape can do that without any workin' out.
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Im bullshitting dog....Im not fucking with anything wild over 100lbs:lol:
 
dasureshot said:
Son, I watched a documentary like 2 years ago and the unpredictablility of chimps.

It was chronicalling their behavior and began to tell the story of how 4 full grown male chimps armed with sticks traveled 10 miles to where the next closest colony of chimps lived.

Here they found a male chimp who they began to maul him no reason. What I found interesting and suprising was the fact that she stated that the four chimps beat him (the chimp) with the sticks, bit and clawed him, and finally culminated into them RIPPING HIS PENIS AND TESTICALS OFF.

The woman doing the study finished this story by telling how one of these same four chimps attack her two days later and bit three of her fingers off leaving her with only her pinky and thumb.

Until this docu, when I thought chimps I thought "Bubbles" and jokes.
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yeah bro apparently the dick ripping is so the other chimps cant impregnate their female chimps, they have been known to do that to humans as well, they are crazy, but we share 98% of DNA, so i guess it figures
 

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