You've never seen this young lady before, but she approachs you at the office Christmas party because most of the guys are standing around drinking, and the ones that are on the dance floor can't dance.
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For some reason some women who live in high rise apartment building choose not to put blinds, curtains or shades on their windows.
In addition, seem to enjoy walking around in the nude in front of the windows.
In addition, seem to enjoy walking around in the nude in front of the windows.
You: How were you able to get our food order so quickly when the line was going out the door?
Her: Seriously?
Her: Seriously?
You've been dating Mariah since early September and things are going well. Except one little problem, her sister Yasmine. The problem is that you're also attracted to Yasmine, and have actually dreamt about her.
Last Sunday when you were at Mariah's place (her and Yasmine live together), Yasmine wanted your opinion on some bikinis she recently purchased so she gives you a brief show (Mariah is actually cool with it and offers her opinion on Yasmine's outfits too).
Last Sunday when you were at Mariah's place (her and Yasmine live together), Yasmine wanted your opinion on some bikinis she recently purchased so she gives you a brief show (Mariah is actually cool with it and offers her opinion on Yasmine's outfits too).
Poppo, a good friend of yours is a maintenance man in a high rise apartment building on the Upper Westside. It's Saturday evening and he asks you to cover for him even though you don't work there (he's done everything and you just have to pickup the garbage and place it on the curb for Sanitation, and a little bit of mopping).
While you're mopping the lobby you make eye contact with this young lady walking into the building around 11pm. You don't think anything of it, but then you get a phone call@11:20 from Apt. 3D, complaining about a bathtub drain stoppage. You explain that the regular man will not be available until Sunday, but she demands you come look at it.
So you go to her Apartment around 11:30 pm to check, but when you are about to enter the bathroom she asks that you wait for her to move a few things. 2 minutes later you enter the bathroom to check, but you don't see any water backed up in the tub?
It appears it is not the tub that is "backed up."
While you're mopping the lobby you make eye contact with this young lady walking into the building around 11pm. You don't think anything of it, but then you get a phone call@11:20 from Apt. 3D, complaining about a bathtub drain stoppage. You explain that the regular man will not be available until Sunday, but she demands you come look at it.
So you go to her Apartment around 11:30 pm to check, but when you are about to enter the bathroom she asks that you wait for her to move a few things. 2 minutes later you enter the bathroom to check, but you don't see any water backed up in the tub?
It appears it is not the tub that is "backed up."
So, Naomi asked you to stop by to repair her lamp, while she makes videos for Onlyfans.com.
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Potential candidate for a senate seat in Arizona?
You're standing in line at McDonald's and Jasmyn Aaliyah places an order, but they just recently made an announcement that they are only accepting cash (registers are malfunctioning).
She doesn't have any cash and doesn't know you, but asked if she could borrow $10? You lend it to her, and exchange numbers (you're thinking she gave you a fake number and has no intentions on paying you back).
About a week later she calls and wants to meet up to repay you. She invites you to her apartment (which is a really nice building with a concierge) and invites you to come upstairs.
She runs to the door, opens it and then runs to the bathroom, and ask you to follow her.
She doesn't have any cash and doesn't know you, but asked if she could borrow $10? You lend it to her, and exchange numbers (you're thinking she gave you a fake number and has no intentions on paying you back).
About a week later she calls and wants to meet up to repay you. She invites you to her apartment (which is a really nice building with a concierge) and invites you to come upstairs.
She runs to the door, opens it and then runs to the bathroom, and ask you to follow her.
Yeah, technically it's still Autumn, but your cousin's girlfriend goes out wearing some interesting outfits.
Your boy David invites you on a trip to Jamaica (he's going to visit family) You have the option of staying with a family member or at a hotel. You opt for the hotel because it will allow you more freedom.
When you arrive, his uncle comes to pick you up from the airport and takes you back to his home and you spend the day meeting some of David's family. His cousin, Cheryl seems to have taken a liking to you and she likes your American accent. She cute, nice body, and even tells you that you can stay with her if you like (Thing is Cheryl has a 5 year old son and you're not exactly sure what's the deal with the child's father and her). So you end up going to the hotel.
When you get to the hotel you check in, go to your room and unpack. You take a walk around the grounds (it's a resort) since this will be your temporary "home" for the next week. As you survey the area you see this young lady.
You walk pass her assume she will ignore you, but she looks your way and says, "hi."You spend the next half hour talking to Jazz, and she invites you to a club tonight. Of course you tell David and his cousins, but what happens if Cheryl wants to "hangout" too?
When you arrive, his uncle comes to pick you up from the airport and takes you back to his home and you spend the day meeting some of David's family. His cousin, Cheryl seems to have taken a liking to you and she likes your American accent. She cute, nice body, and even tells you that you can stay with her if you like (Thing is Cheryl has a 5 year old son and you're not exactly sure what's the deal with the child's father and her). So you end up going to the hotel.
When you get to the hotel you check in, go to your room and unpack. You take a walk around the grounds (it's a resort) since this will be your temporary "home" for the next week. As you survey the area you see this young lady.
You walk pass her assume she will ignore you, but she looks your way and says, "hi."You spend the next half hour talking to Jazz, and she invites you to a club tonight. Of course you tell David and his cousins, but what happens if Cheryl wants to "hangout" too?
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Say what you want to about Carmen, but she loves to shower (especially since you got her that shower massage for her birthday).
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She wants to come over and watch the Dolphins v Bills game with you tonight (She's from Buffalo). However, she like yo refer to you as her "big brother."
Blake was not around too many black people growing (Arizona)up so being around you is new to her.
You are presented with a dilemma.
She just got out and shower and smells great, where do you start?
She just got out and shower and smells great, where do you start?
A few weeks ago Jackie Love asked you to help her put up her Christmas tree (this also includes you walking about 3 blocks and helping her bring the tree home too).
You're a man of your word so you do it, but it doesn't hurt to hear her beg in Spanish.
You're a man of your word so you do it, but it doesn't hurt to hear her beg in Spanish.
When you were in High school everyone thought that Eric & Olympia were destine to be married, unfortunately things didn’t work out. You and Eric were cool, but now years later Olympia is giving you those looks.
What cha gonna do?
What cha gonna do?
Mikano wants to spice things up in your relationship (Is this the same girl you met in Starbucks a few months ago, who was having trouble with her WiFi connection)?
She wants you to dominate her and command her to submit to you (just don't hit her).
She wants you to dominate her and command her to submit to you (just don't hit her).
In spite of what some people thought, you actually remained faithful throughout your marriage. To exacerbate matters she cheated on you multiple times.
You figured you would have a peaceful separation so you hired Jazmen to represent you. Things were going well until your soon to be Ex saw Jazmen and got triggered.
Yeah, you're imagining Jazmen this way and your wife is probably thinking you've already seen her that way (but, you haven't).
You figured you would have a peaceful separation so you hired Jazmen to represent you. Things were going well until your soon to be Ex saw Jazmen and got triggered.
Yeah, you're imagining Jazmen this way and your wife is probably thinking you've already seen her that way (but, you haven't).
Pillow talk can be dangerous sometimes, and you may regret saying certain things while you're in bed. It wasn’t so much that you were telling her your personal business, but more like Mimi knew what you liked (and the fact that she basically had no inhibitions didn't help.
Before long, she had you "whipped" like Robin Givens had Eddie Murphy in "Boomerang."
Before long, she had you "whipped" like Robin Givens had Eddie Murphy in "Boomerang."
Yeah, I know you had that on the night we met at "Red Roosters," but we are just going around the corner to "Red Robin" for lunch.
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