Transformers: Age Of Extinction movie review

Just finished seeing it. Pure shit!!! This was by far the worst Transformers of them all! This muthafucka made Galvatron a god damn truck! Optimus flew himself into outer space! A god damn samurai autobot! Optimus rode Grimlock around Hong Kong like he was at the Kentucky Derby! Man the list goes on how shitty this movie was.

:lol::lol: my son who is 5 years old watches the old transformers and the new transformers and when the samurai autobot came out my son asked me who was that and i was like :dunno:
 
Thanks for saving me 12 bucks..

Micheal bay need to be banned from making any more movies..
 
I heard this shit was almost three hours :eek:

I'm going to need a red bull and monster to see this.
 
snow comes from the sky..it comes down sometimes than it stops been happening for millions of yrs and it will continue to do so..dark night rises show bane go into wall street in broad daylight he comes out 10 mins lata it's pitch black outside..the cops were underground for months with zero showers limited food yet they come out the sewers fully energized running full speed into a gang of dudes with guns and yet the cops win:hmm::hmm::hmm:..bruce wayne is a cripple than breaks his back and yet he has great mobility to kick banes ass in the end..if u looking for fucked up loopholes dark knight rises has them..transformers is juss 1 big loophole of shit with explosions..raid thats juss a great fucking action movie
The raid 2 had me checking my phone. Transformers didn't.
 
:lol::lol: my son who is 5 years old watches the old transformers and the new transformers and when the samurai autobot came out my son asked me who was that and i was like :dunno:

The Bugattibot was to cater to the Asian market. Transformer movies are commercials. And we all know how china likes to control their image.
 
:lol::lol: my son who is 5 years old watches the old transformers and the new transformers and when the samurai autobot came out my son asked me who was that and i was like :dunno:
Drift isn't a new Autobot. Though I like that they started creating NEW Transformers for the movies. Tired of seeing them kill off all my old favorites. Still pissed about Jazz.

Drift was cool in the movie though. http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Drift_(G1)
Drift (ドリフト Dorifuto) was not always an Autobot. In fact, he slaughtered quite a few when he was known as the Decepticon Deadlock. But Deadlock's eyes were opened to what the Transformers' war had become when he stumbled across a lost faction of neutral Transformers long since forgotten. He discarded his ruthless ways, abandoned his guns for swords, and changed his name and appearance.
When Drift returned to the Transformer war to make right what he put wrong, he was a bot of few words and disciplined action. Because of his brutal past, Drift isn't well-liked or trusted by a few of the Autobots. The rest don't seem to care, so long as his skills are used against the other side!
In addition to the two swords kept in his hip scabbards, Drift carries a legendary Great Sword. An ancient weapon that predates modern civilization, the Great Sword draws upon the spark energy of its bearer, and as such must only be used in the most dire of circumstances.

In the previous incarnations of the character, Drift has always been able to transform into a helicopter. However, in Age of Extinction, he transforms into a 2013 Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse.
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Something was missing in this movie. To many holes way to much boom boom. People gave it a standing ovation at the end, I did not.

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I'll give it a go. Can't be worse than the last 2.
I personally think it's the second best movie in the franchise to the original (2 & 3 were stir-fried SHIT). That might not be saying much at all though. But at least this movie had a coherent plotline and MOAR robots than humans onscreen during the running time. Not a great film by any means, but worth a matinee for action movie fanatics for sure. And it will continue. Seems like they're heading into Transformers: The Movie territory now with all this talk of "creators".

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Something was missing in this movie. To many holes way to much boom boom. People gave it a standing ovation at the end, I did not.

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Odd. People were clapping at the end in my theatre too. Never had that happen at any of the others.:confused:
 
Just finished seeing it. Pure shit!!! This was by far the worst Transformers of them all! This muthafucka made Galvatron a god damn truck! Optimus flew himself into outer space! A god damn samurai autobot! Optimus rode Grimlock around Hong Kong like he was at the Kentucky Derby! Man the list goes on how shitty this movie was.

How about fact that it was a white pretty close up movie, the chick role was simply to stare into the camera and run throughout the movie. Seems Bay is addicted to those face shots, getting his thing off on the low....:lol::lol::lol:


Not to mention a car "flossing" fest.
 
Nah man, Optimus told him while he was trying to repair him that only his Autobots could do it. And how could Walberg repair an autobot in that makeshift barn? Plus TJ miller had all parts he requested.

And for three whole movies it was a significant plot point to show that the Autobots don't fly and only Optimus could do so with Skyfire's flight tech. Now all of a sudden this nigga is flying?!

No way...

He had a missile by his power source. It was the one that ended up in the living room. If you remember, it became dislodged accidentally.

As for him flying, maybe it was something they got off Lockdown's ship. Maybe he still possessed parts from the other transformer.
 
I heard all the reviews and still went to see it and I'm pissed. Horrible film, I wasn't expecting inception but this was the worst.

Galvetron sounded and acted like Megatron and the Dinobots were good. The rest of the film is worthless.

It's so long and confusing that I fell asleep during the last 40 minutes and didn't miss shit
 
I heard all the reviews and still went to see it and I'm pissed. Horrible film, I wasn't expecting inception but this was the worst.

Galvetron sounded and acted like Megatron and the Dinobots were good. The rest of the film is worthless.

It's so long and confusing that I fell asleep during the last 40 minutes and didn't miss shit

and there is your stretched out observation......
 
I heard all the reviews and still went to see it and I'm pissed. Horrible film, I wasn't expecting inception but this was the worst.

Galvetron sounded and acted like Megatron and the Dinobots were good. The rest of the film is worthless.

It's so long and confusing that I fell asleep during the last 40 minutes and didn't miss shit
Did you miss the part where they SPECIFICALLY stated that Galvatron WAS Megatron? :lol:

And this is also true from the cartoons as well.
 
Did you miss the part where they SPECIFICALLY stated that Galvatron WAS Megatron? :lol:

And this is also true from the cartoons as well.


In the original British comic book adaption, Galvetron was a whole separate character. When they did the animated movie they wanted to find a way to include him into the main story, so they melded the two into one.
 
In the original British comic book adaption, Galvetron was a whole separate character. When they did the animated movie they wanted to find a way to include him into the main story, so they melded the two into one.
Hmm if memory serves my right in the cartoon megaton was floating in space and the planet transformer found him and turned him into Galvatron
 
This was the same as all the other fucking Transformers.
Long as fuck and some really good action and special effects scenes.
No better, no worse. These movies are just like music now.
People geek there self up for the shit then are let down. Stop geeking yourself up and maybe u wont be too disappointed.
 
Did you miss the part where they SPECIFICALLY stated that Galvatron WAS Megatron? :lol:



And this is also true from the cartoons as well.




No I remember the cartoon movie and thought it was a good homage to Unicron

Who was the bounty hunter robot? His name? His employer ?

Inception made me think for 4 days about the plot and outcome.

Maybe if they had this song in Transformers Age of extinction I would have stayed awake

 
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