Houston = city of ass!
You will see fine women of every race and many of them. I recommend living far away from where you like to hang out... bc then you could have broads all over the city without worrying about running into issues.
You will need a car!
He will need a truck
Movin shit, pickin shit up
Big bitches fit well in trucks
When it rains, some streets flood.
Learn the short cuts
Example: if you're going i10 west coming from 288n it's like 9am Monday-fri and nab says use 45n,
Fuck nav, take 59n and catch i10 w
From when the sun comes up till after10pm stay off 290
Don't use 59n from Wesleyan exit to 288s,45n and s, 59n. You will be in some stupid ass traffic
288n, fuck that shit in the rush hourS
Let a person get a flat, man people can't drive, they'll slow down just to watch
Fuck it man just get a teleporter
Fl heat ain't got shit on us, hunid heat, hunid humidity.
If that don't get you then the skeeters will bleed your ass before you make it to the front door
Buy OFF or some shit like it, don't cause no wreaks over a dog, kill that bitch.
Don't speed, you get nowhere fast
Fuck downtown it's full of cac.
Fuck it just go to work and home
