Would You Drive 8 Hours Just to Smash?

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With a rental car, I chose the hotel location (last-minute text), and a nom de guerre, I'm good to go.
 
A random/unknown? Nah.

When I was doing NYC to Philly I was staying at least a weekend. That was around 2hrs with traffic.

I did NYC to GA a few times, but only because I met her in NYC a few times, so there familiarity prior to me heading out there. That was weekend trips too.
 
A random/unknown? Nah.

When I was doing NYC to Philly I was staying at least a weekend. That was around 2hrs with traffic.

I did NYC to GA a few times, but only because I met her in NYC a few times, so there familiarity prior to me heading out there. That was weekend trips too.

Aw damn Playa. You was messing with a Philly jawn? I know that shit didn't end well. On behalf of the city of Philadelphia I apologize for your trauma and hope you at least got a Ishkabibbles or Max's cheesesteak out the deal because I know you had lots of stress.

Also made that drive from Philly to BX for a jawn I was messing with. I'm pretty sure I'm owed some kind of financial compensation for messythotleoma.
 
Not her. There are women I would stupidly drive 8 hours to smash, though.

I'm old enough to know fantasy put batteries in your back to do shit that don't come close to living up to the fantasy, more often than not.

There was a chick I wanted to fuck since my sophomore year of HS, and I finally got up in them guts around age 24. I built that pussy up so much in my head, I was expecting to put my dick in and damn near catch the Holy Ghost.

I did not catch that Holy Ghost.
 
Naw. And it ain't cause she's not bad. But as soon as I shoot the goo I'm good on you. No matter how bad you are. Then I'd have a 8hr drive back home. Negative
Lol no lie told. Must be some biological shit because unless I'm on one and trying to marathon fuck a chick I am immediately ready to do almost anything else after I left off
 
Not my ideal face.. but i aint stupid either.. bringing roses and a ring with me.... 8 hours aint nothing.. yall lazy..lol

That from the DMV to Myrtle beach.. did that plenty of times during my Bike Week days.. if i can drive it for them rat hoes i can drive it for this bitch....
 
No pussy is worth an 8 hour drive.
There's pussy everywhere bruh....

There is pussy everywhere, but some of us mortal men have had a woman or two - or ten - in our lives that we wanted to fuck more than others.

Yes, that may be putting pussy on a pedestal, but the mental aspect of sex contributes largely to the enjoyment of it.

If you're really, really wanting to fuck a chick, AND the pussy is good - that's going to be much better than being one of these ol' "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks' ass niggas, and the pussy being good.

i ain't saying you have to be a simp for women, but GOD DAMN, let niggas be excited about something. There ain't enough shit in life to enjoy to be treating something you're biologically wired to crave like it's no big deal.

Some of y'all "Pimps Up, Hoes Down" almost got me wanting to go back to the days of niggas begging bitches on records. We all seemed less bitter back then, as simptastic as the shit may seem by todays standards.
 
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